Yo faggots. People generally want to meet a vampire or find one to be turned. I decided to become a vampire myself by just starting my own bloodline, which would make me the FIRST vampire of my generation. Makes sense right? After all even the first vampires had to be created first. If you are wondering if I have any plans how to do this so far: No. But I am sure I will find inspiration soon.Good luck on your schizo journeys too!
>>41774070THANKS MAN I AM BECOMING THE NOBUDDY!
>>41774070Be careful what you wish for! Lol
>>41774333i wish to be tall with a huge dick
>>41774527>so tall have terrible heart and bone problems>Dick is big but nerve damage makes it unable to get hard and you can't feel itHe said be careful!
>>41774333I wish to be a pretty petite white girl
>>41774602Denied, troon
>>41774602Granted. Your new uncle really makes you nervous for some reason....
>>41774070Sucking up (pun intended) to existing vampires always seemed like a losing strategy so yea find a way to transform directly and you are right that if generation matters you would be more powerful. Magick always seemed like the best bet imo and even in VtM that was the origin of one of the clans.
>>41775629>even in VtM that was the origin of one of the clans.It was? Wasn't it God?
>>41776477god did god magics
>>41776477Anon is likely taking about Tremere clan which was founded by a mage.
>>41777110Didn't the mage just steal vamp blood or so?
>>41774070I know some traditional ways to become a vampire, but you're not gonna like it. You have to die and/or be buried under certain damning circumstances.
>>41776477>>41777110>>41777122Yes I was talking about the Tremere clan. Notice I said EVEN in VtM with it's heavy Abrahamic lore a mage stole vampirism. IRL magick can create a full on Caine with no curses, at least in theory. On the other hand vampires are not locked out of true magick like in VtM either. So basically Vampire (or other non-human) Sorcerers have a huge advantage overall.
>>41774333I wish to be a pretty tall vampire girl with a huge dick
Vampires don't exist in reality but ghouls do. The government does a good job suppressing them when they go public. What do you think "prion diseases" that affect cannibals really are? Ghould outbreaks. You have to consume all the flesh on a human being's body and you gain supernatural abilities by doing cannibalism. (it turns you into a damned, demonic entity though)
>>41780554>The government does a good job suppressing them when they go public.What about the ones working in the government?
>>41780505based and same
>>41780574they're suppressing the truth, not the existence of ghouls. It's an ancient custom, and the reason why gravedigging was illegal for so long. They didn;t want people to dig up the coffins and find the body missing. That's also why they buried people alive, to have fresh meat when they devoured the person at night.Anyways, don't let yourself get "cremated". Theyll smoke cigarettes over your bones and laugh the night away
>>41780379Which part o wise elder?
>>41780554Vampires exist, I've encountered them first-hand as a child. They were of the Tzimisce clan, the RPG "Vampire the Masquerade" is a recruitment tool, most of what's written in the books is real, but concealed under the guise of fiction. I didn't know much about it but I pissed them off by mentioning I played as a Tremere in the video game, the Tzimisce do NOT like the Tremere. The Tzimisce used their fleshcrafting powers to fuck up my neck like 14 years ago, been to chiropractors and physiotherapists and they couldn't do shit to fix it.
>>41781876>The Tzimisce used their fleshcrafting powers to fuck up my neck like 14 years ago
>>41774070Vampires did 9/11!
>>41780861Lol anon deleted his response. I will say I am less sure about Vampires and Magick. I do know for a fact they can cast Crowley like spells with the best of them but they may be locked out of high level internal alchemy (I.E ascension, hence Mage: The Ascension).