LOCK THE FUCK IN AND SWEAT edition.itt we discuss kitsunes and all their variants, the kumihos, the werew̶o̶l̶f̶fxoes, that possessed animaltronic one, all that tidy shitsune stuff really. You know they're always using tricknology to fool us into purchasing things for more than they're worth at the grocery store. We gotta talk about that magic, how they're shapeshifting n shit supposedly, pretty cool maybe. And of course itt we have that praise timmy guy, and the that was me sorry about that guy, and of course that supposedly (idc if he's a transvestite can we not creepily berate random poopshitters) less homeful dude in dc who won't get goated at bedwars with me and the boys. Will Tamamo The Evil Ddead Fxoe Hoe decide to Tohou us into the bros (possession) up in here? Will we fill out the bingo sheet again? Will Mr. Felicks ever return? Will this place ever reach /cfa/ levels of fuckerbobbery to the point it results in absolute chaos and divorce into entirely separate sites over the slightest barely-befronting not-even-a-mishap? How many minutes until one of these fucking kits (ywnbaf) misbehaves and shreds up and pisses on this sofa? Is that one guy gonna actually cross into our dreams and sleep with us (im shook) while taking on the form of a fxoe? We'll see. Don't forget to rate, favorite, comment, and subscribe. And post something instead of lurking, anything for fox sake.
>this is the best thread on /x/lolDon't forget about the fox tulpas. 99% of them have taken over their hosts.
>>41778973Damn, I thought I would've been way worse. Still, never change. You bring laughter and merriment to many more than you're aware of.
>>41778973I'm not doing or reading all that until you post your score card here.>Story timeKitsune-zuka/the Earth of FoxesOften part of a No play or theater performanceA cowardly farmhand is sent by his master to a rice field near the fox infested Kitsune-zuka to shoo sparrows with bird clappers.Another farm hand is sent a short time later to check up with coward. Upon seeing the other, coward ties him is straw to one of the bird clappers, thinking the second farmhand to be a fox The master than arrives to the rice field himself to check in on the two. Coward also grabs and ties up his master, suspecting a bewitching fox. He smokes the two with pine needles via a proper fox driving methodCoward then states he wants to skin them to make a cushion, and leaves to borrow a sickle.While away, the master and farmhand free themselves, tie coward upon his return. They leave him in the rice field near Kitsune-Zuka, the place infested with foxes.
>foxes should be BIGGER
>>41779205>this is the best thread on /x/ thx also them tuplas das sum reel shjt dem fux wild >>41779242>Damn, I thought I would've been way worse.Elaborate>Still, never change. No I can get better than this trust me bro>You bring laughter and merriment to many more than you're aware of.Damn bro how many people? Think you could get a few of them to spare me some change, pretty please? I need to fund deeper tomfoolery I can no longer afford to construct fxoe machines, I spent my last vbuck on those elmovision goggles and now my grussel is popping like a griddy when mom says it's my turn to play on the adult-sized sit-n-spin. But if entertainment is my purpose then you can call me freddy fazbear. >>41779424>I'm not doing or reading all that until you post your score card here. Honestly bro, your loss. But yeah the last thread ticked all those bxoes on the bingo sheet if that's what you're saying. If you're asking for some other score (sat, asvab, credit, etc) presume I failed that shit with flying colors (my mother wore very tacky chanclas back when she could walk)
>>41778973>no prev thread link>no archiveBOOOOO
>>41778973>>41779242>>41780469gfys get a fucking lifeor fight me in a dream realm or some shit.or execute me already fucking glowiessoon as i die i will destroy you all. and gay ass captchas still undecided?
>>41778973This is the best thread on /x/ but you should have linked the archive.By the way on all levels except physical, I am fox.Praise Tamamo.Archive: https://mega.nz/folder/cbxGlKoD#N9Tj0-lNWn8k2PeFdfRPvA
Is this the work of a Tamamo chaos sorcerer?
>>41780227huh?
im still convinced a kitsune posessed me but i'm going to lurk so i can convince myself otherwise
>>41781377Yeah that was me. I might do it again. Sorry about that.
>>41781377>>41782777Checked
>>41781057Foxes should be BIGGER.
>>41783528do not forcefeed foxes
>>41784648They will be fed a large bowl of kitsune udon and a bottle of sake. If they refuse, they get wasabi peas.
>>41784746but why? you'd just have some fat kitsune, what sort of evil machinations do you have for them?
>>41780244>ElaborateThought that some mortal habits would've overtaken me by now. There's tons of things that are people associate with their identity, but in reality are just creations of vector time and dimensional space. Those creations are not ours to keep.>>41780762>gfys get a fucking lifeLearn to have some fun, being a stick in the mud isn't good for your temperament.>knock knock knock>kon kon kon kon kon konhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRdx3dYuUic
>>41784753A fat kitsune will not do evil.
>>41784753How the fuck do people get that huge irl tho like in the pic? Like I could hog out, absolutely stack up on that plate every meal over the course of several weeks, literally try to bulk and be left with minimal weight gain, yet I sometimes see people at restaurants that are so huge they can't even fit in the booths. It's disgusting, like I don't know how that's even humanly possible. They're like boomers from L4D they look like experiments gone wrong it's like they filled them up with sandbags or did that veruca salt blueberry shit from charlie and the chocolate factory irl. But yes people overfeed fxoes to yield more fur, and they often are fed offal containing lots of fat. >>41784820>Thought that some mortal habits would've overtaken me by now. There's tons of things associate with their identity, but in reality are just creations of vector time and dimensional space. Those creations are not ours to keep. What are you, some kind of nihilist depressive? If you aim for nothing cause all is meaningless, you'll certainly embody those adjectives yourself and surely everyone will regard you lower than this. Do you wanna be a fart in the wind or a shit in the pants? TIME CANNOT BE MEASURED, SPACE IS A ATTEMPT AT QUANTIFICATION OF WHAT CANNOT BE QUANTIFIED, THE REASON FOR EVERYTHING IS COMPARTMENTALIZED BY GOD AND WHEN YOU ARE IN CONTROL HE ALWAYS WAS, YOUR WILL IS AND IS NOT FREE SIMULTANEOUSLY, get over it. You "free thinkers" need to move the fuck over when us paid thinkers arrive, sick of people calling me a timmy chaos agent or whateverthefuck, like no, I refuse to put the previous thread or the archive link in the OP not because I'm lazy, but because I don't have time for any of this shit. I work on weekends and some of you fucks don't even work on weekdays, not white collar petty shit either, so yeah let me dig up some crap while I'm taking a piss during the three minutes I get, fuck.
>>41785386The fox in pic drinks wine and eats cake. IRLers who do little to no active living consume too much excess calories.
I remember that one time when Tamamo appeared before me. Hasn’t happened again. It was raining.
fox bumo
>>41786747How did she appear to you?
Give your soul to Timmy.
Tier, Tier, Tier
nobody here is serious right
fox bump
>>41790490I am. I did see Tamamo once.>>41789359I went to the mountains and stayed the night in a tent. I stayed out until it got too cold chanting the inari sutra and then Tamamo was there just as it started raining. I nearly got frostbite. I was at the edge.
>>41792408Was it really Tamamo? I do believe that she would appear to you in that instance, but it could be another kitsune.
>>41778973Didn’t Disney buy the rights? I’m surprised they haven’t filed a cease and desist for this general
>>41793635>Didn’t Disney buy the rights?to.. foxes?
>>41793687How could they:(…
>>41793687Yea all the rights of Fox’s
