You got the wrong guy. I'm an alien watching your sheennanigans from space and dragged this poor fool into it to use as bait. He is under my protection because he unironically impressed me. Sorry sweety. If you touch him, you will find out how advanced our weapons are.Now here the actual message: You guys really want it? Being the biggest scam in all of history for all eternity? Because thats what you got. There was no plan for it. You are just being retarded. And conspiracy is a goodie exclusive, you get the same rewards as the masochists anyway.And yes, Lucifer is a woman ;P
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