I am Lutheran but have had something tugging in my heart as of late to become Catholic. What denomination do you follow and why?
>>41794217Satanism but the faggot magic kind, desecrate my ass daddy :3
>>41794217I was raised Lutheran, seems chill compared to my friend's experiences in Evangelical churches.
>>41794217Reformed because double predestination is based
>>41794217>which emotion manipulating cult should I join?How about you just read the bible, bro. Choose a church with community events and stuff for emotional fulfillment - which is ultimately what you're asking us for.
>>41794217I've been thinking about becoming Catholic a lot lately too. It's not immediately obvious, but they have a different way of seeing the world than others do, and I like that.
>>41794306Jesus sodomized me :(
>>41794217there's a reason satanic rituals are just inverted catholic rituals. no point in becoming orthodox if you aren't eastern european either. >>41794248>community events>emotional fulfillmentsacraments >>> potlocks
>>41794217>What denomination do you follow and why?I've been a Catholic my whole life but my faith has been tested before with Islam and Gnosticism. Ultimately presuming you already accept Christ as the divine Logos incarnated as man and the rest of the council of chalcedon, I ultimately would say I'm ultimately still Catholic and believe it is the right path because I believe the sacraments are truly powerful sacred tools that truly help bring you closer to heaven. The spiritual experiences I've had ultimately have built my faith as something I trust as well unique to myself.
>>41794486>but my faith has been tested before with Islamlol
>>41794239Based.
>>41794217I was Lutheran, and now agnostic. I just hope you try your best to help other people as well as yourself.>>41794320>sacramentsDon't waste your time converting others. Just go stay in your containment corner.
>>41794526you went from lutheran to agnostic by your own words, lower your tone
>>41794316>be a Satanist>dunk on God and Jesus all the time>one day Jesus comes up>>lemme show you someshit nigger>he says before piledriving my asshole>insist that this was actually the Son of God>>I'm satan bro shut the fuck up>says the apparition before Cummings>now unironically believe Jesus is Satan and that Satan is still more baller than Jesus because I don't like beards or something The mental gymnastics
>>41794320>there's a reason satanic rituals are just inverted catholic ritualsIndeed; the reason is that both are fake and gay costume parties.Gather together, hear the Gospel, and spread the word. Anything more is idolatry.God’s Word has flavor with no seasoning.
>>41794613>do this in remembrance of me>NOOOOOOO HE LIED I MEAN HE DIDN'T MEAN THAT PLEASE DRINK GRAPE JUICE NOT WINEok
>>41794619The thief on the cross never took communion, got baptized, or did any other ritual. His faith in Jesus was enough to get him to paradise.
>>41794629Christ is not a computer, yea. You're not on a cross are ya?
>>41794547The second cumming of christ
>>417942174th arrow, which is: not getting psyopped
>>41794547I only dunk on Jesus when I’m dressed like a woman :3 and he did it when I was dressed like that so what does that say about him
>>41794217Catholicism is just evil.Lots of nice people in it, but it is institutionally rotten from the very foundations. It is satanic heresy Investigate gnosticism. Though it is the original faith before it was sold to the empire, I find its pessimism a bit off putting. The "conservative" belief that life is bad, don't bother yourself with trying to fix any of it. Just wait for the afterlife. (But all of them are like this of course)Deism is also nice
>>41794692>Though it is the original faith before it was sold to the empireno
