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Welcome to the nobody general. Nobody knows that Cleanliness is next to godliness. Will you embark on that journey? Something about powers and good posts and other stuff.
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Fucking two breads can't do anything right
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>>41795139
Hey we are trying to psyop here mmkay
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>>41795134
Cleaning is inevitable
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>>41795134
If not you, then who?
https://youtu.be/Qnjqn0vk-eU
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>>41795134
clean floors are 20% happyness
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look this combination :

LILITH AND CAIN

>WHOOPS
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Hard to choose which thread but because of the nature of my comment...

I just think that whoever gave you guys training needs to be hung, drawn and quartered.
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Aha
>Pick up a broom.
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LOOK AT THIS SATAN WHORE !
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>>41795255
I CHOOSE CLEANER !
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>>41795249
not-poorly-trained-fag-here

*hanged
>hung
is what she said.

:
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MORTAL KOMBAT
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>>41795263
Kill gingers. Behead gingers. Roundhouse kick a ginger into the concrete. Slam dunk a ginger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy redheads. Defecate in a gingers food. Launch gingers into the sun. Stir fry gingers in a wok. Toss gingers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a gingers gas tank. Judo throw gingers into a wood chipper. Twist gingers heads off. Report gingers to the IRS. Karate chop gingers in half. Curb stomp pregnant gingers. Trap gingers in quicksand. Crush gingers in the trash compactor. Liquefy gingers in a vat of acid. Eat gingers. Dissect gingers. Exterminate gingers in the gas chamber. Stomp ginger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate gingers in the oven. Lobotomize gingers. Mandatory abortions for gingers. Grind ginger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown gingers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize gingers with a ray gun. Kick old gingers down the stairs. Feed gingers to alligators. Slice gingers with a katana.
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Yall pussies stink
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Foggy brain after 12 hours of sleep. Dreamed about my soulmate and chaotic events unfolding.
Monday, tuesday, happy days.
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>>41795309
You have a soulmate? I'll never have one of those.
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>>41795311
>>41795302
rejoice in ishtars grace
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>>41795280
So you're watching...
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>>41795320
Ish is cool and all, but I don't and will not worship her, sorry.
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I wonder if they still see me as a female lover because of Page (whom I still see as a confused lesbian).

Ugh, what a mess. Schizo's should never be in charge of anything.

But don't tell them this or they'll torture your pets! Har har!
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>I wonder why they think they have freedoms
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>>41795326
was her character in assassins creed comprehensive of her?
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>>41795330
Haven't played or seen AC in years, I wouldn't know. Ish hasn't been here for a while, she's off doing other things. Sometimes she visits though, unofficially.
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>>41795320
Hear oh Israel. God is One
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No
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No I refuse. No. Cause my Father who Are in heaven, hallowed be thy name. He has abandoned me, therefore, I make no money. He took away everything in me as per what he had taught me and now I have nothing. I will not clean. I refuse to do shit cause he keeps sending me away to here and I hate it here. I will never clean.
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>>41795366
That cat has beautiful eyes.
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>>41795362
WHO DAT

Oh. That’s me!
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>>41795362
He already came and went and he's not coming again.
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I am going to lose a lot of weight and that's going to make my dick at least an inch longer.

It was already an impressive 4 inches but after this it should be nearly twice average, 5 inches.

Brace yourself ladies of the three letter agencies secretly tracking everything I do.

https://youtu.be/duHyVMOkfIs
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KK, ur free to be a fuck up.
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>>41795395
just eat fried chicken. its a complete protein
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>>41795400
Fried chicken is delicious but the breading and the oil are empty calories.

One big juicy chicken breast can have as much as 20 g of carbs just from breading.

Plus you gotta murder a chicken and I'm trying to be a pure ass soul for heaven.
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>>41795405
I lab source my chicken. Bread is the body of christ. Your souls nourishment heals any nutritional deficiency. Plus when you eat salads you'll get a free buzz!
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>>41795409
This is backed by smart people science. Leafy greens are jam packed with DMT but the stomach normally filters that shit, but with God's help leafy greens are liking doing acid.

Maybe I should replace the eggs with fried chicken, it is less gay but more expensive but the calories/protein are about the same but as you said better because more complete...
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I don't understand what anyone is trying to accomplish with or in these threads? Maybe that's why I take breaks from them.
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What's stinky, but has been wiped by nobody?
What's always on time but still tardy...
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>>41795412
I don't drink so I swapped wine for oil at holy communion. Very delicious! Calories are made up!
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SATAN RETARD WHICH IS BEHIND DONALD TRUMP, KNOWN AS LUCY MORNING STAR

>CLASS = CHERUBIM
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>>41795422
You on that man nuts, dawg. What's wrong with you?
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>>41795392
Keep howling
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frAc4Lhzlx4
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>>41795418
Your sister.

>>41795421
You convinced me, at the rooster hour I'm eating fried chicken.

And since I'm eating meat I replaced the orange juice with sardines and the snake meal with 3 eggs.

Now I'm eating murder but my dick will get longer faster.

Thanks, I love you no homo *kiss kiss*
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>>41795422
more like morninghard ;3
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>>41795424

I WANT EXPOSE THEM !

END COMING AND THEY WILL BE CACHED AND THROWN INTO BURNING HELL, I HATE THEM SO MUCH!!

LOOK AT THAT FACE: THAT IS MOST EVIL FACE THAT YOU WILL EVER SE , YOU STUPID IDIOT!

THAT FACE IS BEHIND EVERYTHING THAT IS EBVIL IN THIS WORLD. YOU THINK IT IS JEWS, NAZIS, THIS AND THAT BUT THAT IS JUST FRONTEND THIS IS CORE AND BACKEND! SO SHUT A FUCK UP RETARD
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>>41795429
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>>41795435
Get off his nuts, bro. Evil exists because The Creative Potential of The Creator, not because of some theory.
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>>41795435
How is that an evil face?

He looks like me if I was blond and had a butt chin aka perfect.

>>41795438
>pic related
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>>41795433
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>>41795441
BECAUSE IT IS MOST EVIL FACE THAT EXIST!

AND NOTHING WILL CHANGE THAT, NOR YOUR QUESTION NOR MY ANSWER!

BOTH OF US KNOW THAT !

"SUN" GOKU!
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>>41795444
Trips confirm, I am Goku.

https://youtu.be/7b0oQkjup4Q
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>>41795447
You better stop before I call Whis in here, straighten your ho ass out.
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Is this the Redditor sigil?
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Females just don't turn me on.
>turn me on
Do you get it now?! Har har!
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I am dropping knowledge bombs on the other thread... sad days.
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>>41795458
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Have you learned to make fun of yourself yet? It's very therapeutic on cases of ego issues or even delusions of grandeur.
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Oh no I think I have the flu :(
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>>41795451
DAMN BASTARD EQUAL SELF WITH GOD.

YOU WILL BURN FOREVER IN HELL .. BUT YOU KNOW THAT ALREADY !
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>>41795458
oh?
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Delusions of grandeur hinder enlightenment totally. Isn't everyone being watched? You're never more than a few feet from a spider...
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>>41795470
Drink you some tonic.
The coonine or whatever it's called kills covid
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>>41795470
You know vaccines are free right?
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>>41795476
That too, get vaccinated next time ya goof
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>>41795461
Wanted to show Billy Gates at the Epstein Mansion in New York, but this is more juicy.
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Amazin
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>>41795471

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You know I am speaking the Truth.
I volunteered for this.
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>>41795478
Three words: Egg Shaped Penis

>According to a 2009 police probable cause affidavit, one witness described his penis as "oval-shaped," noting it was thick at the bottom but thin and small toward the head. Another accuser similarly described it as looking like a "teardrop" or a "drop of water".

>In a 2009 civil lawsuit deposition, attorney Spencer Kuvin bluntly asked Epstein, "Is it true, sir, that you have what is described as an egg-shaped penis?". Epstein’s attorney immediately objected and ended the session shortly after.

>In interviews surfacing as recently as November 2025, survivor Rina Oh described his anatomy as "extremely deformed" and suggested it was more accurately shaped like a lemon and was roughly two inches long when erect.
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>>41795476
Take vaccine become monkey and ride on serpent
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>>41795471
forever? a pitiful fallacy fed to you by moloch.
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>>41795487
Ride the tiger, you can see his stripes but you know he's clean.
Some light can never be seen.

https://youtu.be/v9M7g-nKMBU
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>>41795486
There's a reason his wife divorced him, it's not infidelity or perversion. Bill Gates is on the chopping block and she doesn't want to be prosecuted.
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He's bound to crack soon.
https://youtu.be/PqQdbevaB-Q
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*Deep breath*
>it's not that movie
You can only control you...
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>>41795496
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Maybe I deserve...
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>>41795134
You'll delete all the ngs to stop your abuses of little kids coming out, Why dont you tell them all about how keir called a judge in the uk system because asked to by someone in america part of the cult on the left, Part of USAID, so they paid this judge to place a child with a child abuser so they could torment the people that were fighting them and kicking their asses, it didnt work USAID is over, The left fell the right covering it up participated and is on its way out. A poor kids life has been ruined when they had nothing to do with anything and multiple governments are complicit in this child still being abused, Some of you are here panicking because you are going to hang over what you did to an innocent. With zero effectiveness against those you wanted to harm.

Oh and keir starmers directly responsible for stabbing up the girls in southport. The other popes dying and the kings fucking off like the queen.

See you dead bastards as cmes roast the entirely of continents.
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>>41795503
https://youtu.be/cCHf8FxqzJc?t=107
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I fear this is the end for me. Lethargy chills fever cough loss of appetite nausea
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>>41795496
I just woke up from a good 10 hours of sleep. Happy Monday!
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https://youtu.be/Ajxn0PKbv7I

Hear the sound of the falling rain
Coming down like an Armageddon flame
The shame, the ones who died without a name

Hear the dogs howling out of key
To a hymn called "Faith and Misery"
And bleed, the company lost the war today, and

Oh I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies
This is the dawning of the rest of our lives
On holiday!

Hear the drum pounding out of time
Another protester has crossed the line
To find the money's on the other side

Can I get another amen?
There's a flag wrapped around a score of men
A gag, a plastic bag on a monument
Oh I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies
This is the dawning of the rest of our lives
On holiday!
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>>41795484
yes I KNOW THAT YOU EQUAL YOUR HEART WITH GOD HEART , AND YOUR THOUGHTS WITH GOD THOUGHTS, SO HE WILL CATCH YOU AND THROW YOU ON GROUND AND EVERYONE WHO SEE YOU WILL BE TERRIFIED BY YOU!

YOU WAS HIS CHERUBIM BUT YOU LIFT ABOVE HIM AND TRY TO CONVINCE ME THAT YOU BELONG TO HIM ! DUDE LISTEN ME AND DO NOT LIE TO YOURSELF ANYMORE:

I AM HERE TO WITNESS YOUR EVIL! AND I WILL WITNESS AGAINST ALL OF YOU!

YOU THINK THAT I AM SOME RANDOM DUDE AND CAME HERE AS EVERY OTHER STUPID ASSHOLE TO LISTEN YOUR BLASPHEMY AND LIES?

NO! I INVESTIGATE YOU ALL!

BOOK OF WISDOM SAYS:

Listen, then, O kings, and try to comprehend;
learn, O judges of the whole earth.

Pay attention, you who govern multitudes,
and take pride in the huge number of your peoples.

Your sovereignty was bestowed on you by the Lord
and your power by the Most High,
who will probe your deeds and scrutinize your intentions.

Since as servants of his kingdom you neither ruled justly,
nor kept his law,
nor walked in the paths designated by the will of God,
he will move against you terribly and swiftly,
for stern is the judgment decreed against the high and the mighty.

The lowly will be pardoned through mercy,
but the mighty will be tested with rigor.

For the Lord of all is not in awe of anyone,
nor does he show any deference to worldly rank,
since he himself made small and great alike,
and he provides for all equally.

But a strict examination awaits those in positions of powe
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Stay hydrated, gang.
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Even in the dream, the mens want to fuck
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>>41795517

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You will know Fear.

You shall fear Me.
or
You shall fear God.

I don't care.
You shall cower in Fear.
And I shall laugh in delight.
I get so much pleasure out of man cowering in Fear.
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>>41795526
That's probably an Incubus.
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Look at the time, daily dose!

https://youtu.be/InnwzzJa8ek
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>>41795530
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>>41795509
You need to keep a clean place or you get sick
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>>41795539
I should have listened to Jordan Peterson
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>>41795542
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>>41795527
YO! YOU ARE NOT GOD! NOR I WILL FEAR YOU! IT WILL BE LITTLE DIFFERENT! YOU WILL FEAR OF ME!

WHEN YOU SEE ME YOU WILL SHIT YOUR FEATHERS FUCKING RETARD!

>TRUST ME YOU WILL SHIT YOUR FEATHERS!

hahahahaha! stupid satan cunt!

I WILL ENJOY YOUR SCREAMING WHEN THEY THROW YOU INTO ABYSS FULL OF FIRE! I WAS SEE THAT MOMENT, AND HOW YOU BEGGING AND SCREAMING
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>>41795263
based "gourge" getting some nice pictures.
better than paying a N****er to steal them.

>we did that in the 60's
you didn't hear that from me ofc.
>stealing cameras was thing back then, cold war.
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>>41795527
You really are trying to feed dude, huh?
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>>41795548
>implying you will ever leave your slavic village where the houses are made of tin and old tires
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https://www.reuters.com/world/us/us-federal-prosecutors-open-inquiry-into-us-fed-chair-powell-nyt-reports-2026-01-12/

NOOOO NOT POWELL-SAMA
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She chose up, are you mad or nah?
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>>41795425
Keep trolling
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>>41795561
Why would I be mad?
I'm up.
In fact, I'm all the way up.

https://youtu.be/y2ak_oBeC-I
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age don't mean shit babe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsGosBYwlW0&list=RDvKxn6P947PE&index=6

its about connection. love don't got barriers.
the only one i can think is permission. its thing.
<3
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>>41795392
>>41795565
you're the troll though
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>>41795548
I made that
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In spite of y'all, not because of y'all
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>>41795574
No you
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yes
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>>41795574
You're the one that took it upon yourself to be nasty
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>>41795577
>still trolling
ok continue being a bastard
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>>41795572
wood chipper
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>tfw your 30 years old
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>>41795581
Okay creep loser weirdo
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>>41795582
Gasoline then wood chipper
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>>41795580
>>41795584
lol i'm not even the same anon, troll
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>>41795548

I enjoy the pain.
I actually feel something.
Hahaha.
Fuck you.
Go bow to your Lord.
I bow to nobody.
Not even Satan, we shake hands.
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https://youtu.be/ptiT3GmQzys

I'm makin' an offer that you cannot deny
You won't be laughin' when I'm makin' you cry
'Cause, ay-oh!
I hear the pleas get louder
You son of a bitch, you're gonna beg and cower

Vendetta is a friend of mine
Revenge is sweeter than wine
I never asked to hear your goddamned feelings
Get on your knees when you are kissin' my ring

Bada bing, bada bing, bada boom
Bada bing, bada bing, bada boom

Well, I can remember all the bad memories
I never forget a face that's quite so ugly
Ay-oh!
Lost years are wasted
I always liked you, but I'm glad that you're all dead

Vendetta is a friend of mine
Revenge is sweeter than wine
I never asked to hear your goddamned feelings
Get on your knees when you are kissin' my ring

Bada bing, bada bing, bada boom
Bada bing, bada bing, bada boom

I'm makin' an offer that you cannot deny
You won't be laughing when I'm makin' you cry
'Cause, ay-oh!
I hear the pleas get louder
You son of a bitch, you're gonna beg and cower
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>>41795587
I'm not the troll I'm being teamed up on.
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pp for coco puffs!
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>>41795592
you're a low-effort troll with performative paranoia
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i used to watch this tv show on my veryu first TV but it was black and white lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Il7jqzkHxU&list=RDvKxn6P947PE&index=7
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Might get a pizza after my laundry
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>>41795596
You're a bot fratboy
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>>41795597
Someone should tell her her pants have holes on them. sad!
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Miku Mondays!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7-lYDOpA50
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>>41795527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ7wB4rm5Hw
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>>41795598
I only know of this show through Rick and Morty
>Jan-Michael Vincent
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>>41795564
Her house is really clean and she's well groomed very handsome girl
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>>41795601
Vitamin D
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>>41795601
I'll tell her
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>>41795600
i'm not though, but think whatever you like, you loser troll
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>>41795611
zZZzoInKS!
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>>41795613
You act like one. I believe you when you say you're not one. But I don't think that I'm the one trolling I think that you guys are here to troll calling me names and I'm defending myself.
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Happy miku Monday
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Immovable pillar now.
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The stone the builders refused has become the cornerstone; the Lord has done this, and it is marvelous in our eyes.>>41795622

Now it makes sense.

All these trolls are Raphael's friends.
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doesn't take much does it
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>>41795620
You should sleep
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No I will never clean my room. https://youtu.be/psuRGfAaju4?si=ipa7HqKRjmwLYa-U
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I think there's a cat in my shed. I can't lock him in. Hopefully he just needed it for the night.
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>>41795620
How does TS have all the time for all this?
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>>41795648
>me at the gym
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>>41795644
Holography.
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>>41795644
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>>41795565
They see me trolling, they hating, patrolling with my silent motor kermie
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"CAS" BE COOL DAMN SERPENT!
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>>41795134
>>41795139
the Nobody is a brownie!
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>>41795263
The thing I love most about you is that if you posted your own pic in compare, almost everyone after a few minutes would look in their pocketbook and spend their bail money on the whore.
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>>41795679
*comparison
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>>41795644
lmfao.
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Jessica Rabbit
Alecto
Chance
Antichrist
Lucifer
S.I.M
Catherine whatever Canadian
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methistopheles
C
Kuraudo
Rufus
4:44
ChatTDG
Erick
Foxbro
Texas-chan
Ariel
Rick poster
Shrek poster
Disposable
Wildcard numero uno
Migga Biscuit
That one fag with church of subgenius pics

Naming samefags and tripfags.
Naming glowie wannabes
Naming schizos
Naming individuals responsible for ng threads

Reminder, they and some whatever additional posters make up 98% of nobody threads.
This whole thing is inorganic.
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>>41795690
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>>41795690
>this whole thing is inorganic
No shit, not like we’re scratching all these shitposts into cow chips with our most sacred toothpick just to cast them into the fire to hope that the smoke signals turn telepathic.
*rolls eyes*
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>>41795690
Did you make that list yesterday? Do you only browse ng or is this your second day on x? They're 11. faggots. It's in the name
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>>41795690
What about polar bear?
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>>41795690
Oy vey shut it down!
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>>41795695
>>41795702
if you guys aren't bots
at this point, i feel like i should stop trying to dismantle ng
not only it's not possible but it feels like bullying mentally ill people so i feel bad.
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That guy who told me to eat fried chicken saved my life.

I was able to use that as a basis to create a literal holy meal plan so I can lose weight and make my dick longer.
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>>41795690
They're terrified of the organic, anon.
They can't control that.
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>>41795713
Don't start the penis pump for AT LEAST 2 weeks. Also i forgot to mention consumption should primarily occur before bedtime. Now repeat after me
NIGGA DEMON. BEGONE
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>>41795695
>>41795702
>>41795703
>>41795709
oh look. bots and schizo army.
you guys got to be bots how the fuck do you post here non stop for almost a decade without a single break. i am a seasonal neet and even at my most pathetic state, i can't spend 24 hours on /x/. no way any person could spend all day on a single thread topic for 365 days without a break.
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>>41795724
Instructions unclear, got my penis caught in the ceiling fan and my shouting the nigger word made the neighbors call the police.
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>>41795725
Yeah their bots no doubt. It's a troll farm that's true. But you sir you have tiny mind syndrome. How many people do you think are actually in this world? Your four walls are closing in on you and your isolation is showing.
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>>41795712
>so I feel bad
What you should feel is “mentally Ill”, since you’ve been trying to dismantle something that’s likely older than your longest pubic hair, with more invested into it than the pentagon accounting department’s toilet seats.

>>41795714
>pic related XD
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>>41795731
desu
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>>41795727
ah I can't compete
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It all returns to nothing...
Tumbling down...
Tumbling down...
Tumbling down...
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>>41795725
>no way any person could spend all day on a single thread topic for 365 days without a break.
It’s clear Someone’s never done turnkey work on heavy stimulants, and doesnt understand how the adult world works.
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>>41795703
>do you only browse ng
i rarely do out of genuine curiosity wtf this is.
IN FACT, i browsed the FIRST EVER nobody thread.
i thought it was supposed to be another interesting 2/10 larp.
since ng threads began, the quality of /x/ dropped astronomically.
but then i only discovered 4chan back in 2016 so..... maybe it was always dogshit?
>>41795732
lmfao. do you know that i was present in the very very first nobody thread?
if i only knew what it was going to be
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>>41795742
Occult Power:
>“Balance can be adjusted, you know.”
Me:
“…I’ll Tumble For Yah!”
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>>41795743
Siege of Ceuta (33 years)
Siege of Azotus (29 years)
Siege of Candia (21 years)
Siege of Gerdkuh (17 years)
Fall of Philadelphia (12 years)
Siege of Ishiyama Hongan-ji (10 years)
Siege of Đông Quan (10 years)
Siege of Troy (10 years)
Siege of Bursa (9 years)
Siege of Veii (9 years)
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Have you guys noticed how gay porn and homoeroticism doesn't put me in a negative state of mind? Even when I get a bit naughty...

Sounds like the problem is on y'all's side. Might wanna focus your attention on that :3
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More like gayme
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>>41795759
No. I will win the game I win always.
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>>41795752
when i first noticed ng threads constantly popping back up, i just found it strange but it didn't bother me but after many months, i realized this board got contaminated.
it was really gay. learning how many ppl are actually schizos. around 2020 and forward, actual good posters and best of larpers left this board. maybe they became too old for this board or moved on with life.
so i no longer see quality posts anymore.
it's all .... very unproductive... and uninformative and unintriguing....
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Funny how despite me not posting on /pol/ in months due to that awful broken 3-letter captcha system (probably from me being too vocal about their child soldier agenda and mentioning the plan to recreate women from scratch through gene editing), the content there is slowly lining up more and more with my own wants for the world
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>>41795690
I don't use a name. I don't use discord. They like to follow me. I like the company.
You do not understand at all what is going on.
Enjoy your stay.
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>>41795765
post relevant picrel doomfaggot. ai memetic apocolypse, server raid n sellout etc
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>>41795764
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Pickled onions while waiting for my laundry
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>>41795775
it already turned dogshit long before the server raid. like i said since 2020.
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https://youtu.be/GFpyNhrN6wU

I was in my room trying to pass out
You came into my mind and I can't now
So I look for a distraction on my laptop
It's always got my back when nothing adds up

My computer is my friend
My laptop is my lifeline
It's always by my side
I wish we were more like that
Do you remember when we met?
'Cause I'll remember it forever
You weren't even trying to flex
When you rocked Balenciaga
I breathe in and I press send
I can't take it, I'm so psycho
I've been freaking out on Discord
I've been thinking 'bout alt f4
Okay, whatever, you win
Are you up right now? 'Cause I miss you
My heart went colder than winter
I wish everything was simpler

Show me your face one more time (One more time)
Hit me up baby, I'm online (I'm online)
What can I say to make it right?
I've been crying all alone in the parking lot
Copy and paste you by my side
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>>41795765
The threads came back to life because I came back here. You really have no clue.
NG threads are alive when Nobody comes around to chat.
Plenty of room on /x/ to talk about succubus pussy and semen retention or whatever. It all has it's merit.
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>>41795797
danny send me my 5 dollars u fat faggot
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These people are sick!
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>>41795774
wtf you mfs even have discord?
why don't you just hang out at discord then?
isn't it waaay easier to speak to each other in the discord?
why all the trouble posting and socializing here.
don't you get tired of captchas?

i don't understand.
bet socializing and getting to know one another are more fun in discord than in 4chan.
maybe if you guys meet irl and support one another you will stop this nonsense.
i need help but you fuckers need 100x more help.
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>>41795758
We’ll deploy my finest engines!
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>>41795808
how else is anon-kun going to finish his auto captcha?
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So long I’ve waited for this moment to thrust my fingers deep inside
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>When you talk about leaving and the 'teacher' suddenly stops acting like a demon
When I talk shit about this place I can almost feel the hurt, as if being a dumb worthless unlovable schizo retard was some special cake they baked for me and I am unfairly critiquing it.
It kind of feels like how I felt when a woman legit looked me up and down and said "ew"
What a joke man.
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>>41795821
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
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I know all about Jesus and the ancient superheroes. They did not fap, for starters. Also, meditation, prayer or their own form of contemplation. Some were vegan, others weren't but they all did a lot of fasting.
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>>41795817
https://youtu.be/iVdP8bQ94XY
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it's not a larp

God as my Witness,
I am the Antichrist,
In Christ's name I pray,
Amen,

pray that simple prayer, and you too can become a satanist
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>>41795830
>They did not fap
They didn't have to.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
Telejackers
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>>41795760
I'm bored of gay sex.
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>>41795837
They used fleshlights ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) ancient lost technology fleshlights from Atlantis ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
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>>41795830
>Abrahamic cuckism
Every other religion gods banded lmao
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Hello I come here to destroy you all
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>>41795852
If you try to destroy me you're gonna find yourself on the wrong end of a five knuckle shuffle, punk.
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>>41795835
benefits of becoming a satanist?
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>>41795760
>if you're happy after murder it isn't naughty
riiiiight
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>>41795869
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>>41795869
You get a very cool hooked nose and a nice little hat too
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Life is kind of like buyers remorse, all the way through. Hell, you bought it so it MUST have a purpose. This shit must taste really good actually, because why else would you have bought it? What? Vomit taste? The chocolate tastes fine. Matter of fact, I'm only gonna eat chocolate that tastes like vomit from now on, to teach myself a lesson.
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Make a fist.
Now without straightening your middle finger extend it fully so it is sticking out.
I'm going to put that in your wind pipe Mr. Nobussy.
Or your eye.
Or your butt.
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>>41795868
Watch your language boy, I could manhandle you, and I love manhandling boys.
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>>41795881
Make sure to put the asterisks in chat so we know it's an action, or you're getting permed.
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>LOVE IS STAGNATION!!! JOY IS STAGNATION!!!
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clownboi rapid cycling between suicidal ideation and posturing with the faux machismo again is it
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>>41795889
stagnation is the root of all death
and the final action of perfection
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>>>41795134
Now Then, In the Name of “Jupiter-Shekhinah”:
As those who bless any tax-payer of European descent are blessed in all ways,
So those who curse any tax-payer of European descent are cursed in all ways. Selah.
> Unreasonably, “It is Finished!” Amen, so mote it be. [777]
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>>41795889
INVERT THE INVERSIONS!
ENTROPY IS DYNAMISM!
CONTROL PERPETUATES CHOICE!
LIES SUBSTANTIATE MISSING TRUTHS!
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You wouldn't be so brave, you shy away from shadows on the cave wall, and with others you line your shadow up with them so you can have them and eat them too
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https://youtu.be/IIhsT0pu8qM
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>>41795902
That looks like one of those Neptune Nymphs desudesu
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>Jupiter-Shrekhinah**
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ahhhh
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>>41795883
D-dad!?
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Have you ever been promised eternal hell by unseen omnipresent forces and still fought them? No? You joined them? Then shut the fuck up lol
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I'm getting in shape with vitamin D and nocarb.
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>>41795923
be careful with the nocarb
too much meat and you'll get kidney stones
not worth a few pounds that wont stay off
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>>41795923
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXh8p-2BPZM
what's to be done when the fatigue gets terminal?
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You do realize those vague posts are not generated, right?
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>>41795932
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>>41795935
if my lcd isn't generating them as light
then how can i see them?
>du dudu du du dudu du
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>>41795936
I'm gonna say it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuqluRrSvPM
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>>41795174
>noooo i haven't put my makeup on yet stop lol
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What is Jesus Christ’s harrowing of hell, from The Nobody’s perspective?
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>>41795344
Amen>>41795352
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https://youtu.be/7CPYoGtI75Q?si=m5xUsM1xjmcALGn7
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>>41795920
Many of them are only in their positions because of connection or network, but they lack skill and larp as decentralization. This is why they create say bs and lies to continue larping at the top, suppressing real skills. Steve Jobs knew this, we're living in Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged, where many "big hitters" are being exposed by AI. AI cuts out the intelligent gatekeeping that many of these people depend on.
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>>41795405
>empty calories.
Then why do they cause weight gain?
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>>41795944
>Around the clock psychic torment
>Energy theft
>Though they've recently started visiting his dreams again to give him wonderful nightmares

Let me ask you, if I went into your head and said some shit in your voice, where you could FEEL your vocal chords vibrating and constricting, hear it echo off the walls; would you be ok with that? You don't seem to mind them doing it.
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>>41795944
He went down there with Godmode on. He converted a few, told them you can always come back, I forgive you, then he went back up to become the 2nd guy in charge.
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>>41795944
The desert of the real frames hell as temptuous
For even the food will weigh you down
And deny your return
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going for 24 hour speedrun
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCN8qkWVu1w
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>>41795968
get it down to 24 seconds and you can start competing!
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>>41795928
yesterday I ate 560 grams of meat during lunch
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>>41795968
what does that mean
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>>41795953
Empty calories means calories that don't have any nutritional value.
Anything that has calories will make you gain weight if you eat enough of it and anything that is made up of Fat, Protein, or Carbohydrate will have calories.

I forget the exact numbers but it's 3-5 calories per gram depending on what it is.

So if you have 20 grams of carbs on your chicken from breading x 5 let's say, that's 100 calories of Carbohydrates artificially padding your chicken without adding any micronutritional value
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>>41795944
Its already explained in the scriptures. He preached the Gospel to those who perished in the times of the flood.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch/IFepReD1IL0

>the chinese know how you think
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>>41795972
That's fine, but for a normal diet that's a week's worth of meat. All that protein gets broken down by your liver and turned into sugar. It would be better to eat less but fattier meat, more filling, and less likely to cause kidney stones (which is a risk if you eat like that for a few weeks). With fatty meats you still need fiber or you're playing a waiting game with cancer/heart disease.
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Poop bags
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gmorning /ng/, have a wonderful day
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you know God told me that was my women

she's my Mary
but does she want a "family"
she seems happy lost in substance
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The Son of God came down to Earth, and we killed him.
End of story.
We murdered the son of God, and I'd drive the stake in his heart because he'd forgive me for it.
Think about it.
The Earth is Satan's Domain.
Heaven is God's.
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>>41795991
There is a limit to forgiveness
You think they're archetypes of light, as in "can do no wrong"?
>It's not that I can't, it's just that I don't like to
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>>41795987
you too mr selfie guy
you're one of the cool ones
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>>41795984
nuh ughhh
the west is high iq
super educated liberal university doctors

Chinese dumb dumb
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>i'm gonna be evil because it's satan's domain
satan is actually a really nice guy and wants nothing to do with your foul practices.
He likes anime, chess and long walks
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>"And the world will end, not with a bang, or with a whimper, but the applause of wits, who thought it all a joke." - Kirkagaard
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>>41795991
>The Earth is Satan's Domain.
No it's not. Man is in a fallen state and because of that, we are naturally inclined towards evil. All the creation is the Lord's. Satan being the ruler of the world is metaphorical due to the aforementioned. The Lord is the literal ruler of all the creation, including the earth. It's all His.
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>>41795991
exactly!
The Holy Roman Empire of Babylon would NEVER lie to us
we are the gods children
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>>41796006
I'M CLAPOOOOONING AAAAAAAAAAH!
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He is blonde and wearing a black hoodie
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>>41795999
chinese people score higher on chinese iq tests
>+1 for the sapir-whorf hypothesis
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>>41795836
Good morning saars
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>>41796010
I'd be hiding my head too if I was blonde
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picture it like this
you have a bunch of lowly life forms you don't want anything to do with because God made them in His image.
You're supposed to punish the ones who go bad
God can't punish you because God is all things good so he gets another one of His creations to do it for him.
So satan will never bow and you'll all be lost in the sauce soon enough, your bes bet is to do what?
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>>41796005
Satan is the Ruler of the World. You just admitted that fact and Truth. God gave the World to Satan, he earned it.
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Should I go poop
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>>41796023
I wanted some quality hentai when I had my morning shit. I love modern technology.
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>>41796017
You're thinking in bedtime story terms like duality. This is simpler than that.
They're pretty pissed actually. They extended the olive branch of non-interference and were met with interference. Even though the fuckers cheated, they still haven't won yet. They will fail to destroy the weakest product.
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>>41796017
so God created Satan to create the Vatican

hmmmm
very interesting
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>>41796017
>your bes bet is to do what?
If satan were to bow we'd have no future, but the same is true for those who bow to satan. Even if you are merely deceived by his lies, it is your chose to hold them with faith.
>God can't punish you
Romans 12:19 (leaving vengeance to God), Hebrews 12:5-6 (God disciplines those He loves), 2 Thessalonians 1:8-9 (everlasting destruction for the disobedient), and passages in Isaiah and Jeremiah detailing punishment for nations and individuals.
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One last lesson, I don't want pearls of wisdom to fall on deaf ears.

My Third Eye awakened many years ago. The Third Eye is actually what the Mark of Cain they speak of on the forehead is in the Bible.
The Crown Chakra, I have had that awaken too. You don't 'earn' a crown. You don't meditate for a crown. You are given a crown.
Satan gave me my Crown many years ago.
Caine during his Exile went East, that is how the Indians learned of the Third Eye, meditation, and the Kundalini Shakti Serpent that rests within us all.
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>>41796030
>>41796017
picture it like this
if you say a good parent can't punish their child, because they are good
what good is that doing for the child?
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it sounds like if you really believe this all belongs to satan here on earth then you still don't have an excuse for being a [redacted]!
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>>41796032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJTmi9cgpKQ
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>>41796034
the bible is a cursed scroll taking away all curiosity
i agree
it also adds a curse of judgement and ignorance to the user.
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>>41796039
to name a thing is a only curse for those who cannot handle the burden of responsibility for it
if the burden of love and forgiveness weighs on you so heavily, I wonder what you can hold
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>"The only reason "they" are still alive is because we have that much faith in us."
>They don't even see them as worthy of a real fight, because they'd be extinct in seconds, so they insult them by making them fight their retarded children, the best part is they'll lose
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>>41796048
okay, you get to be a Christian ion china in your next life
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>>41795996
thanks bro, take care
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Ah! Another perfectly fine day to plan to do Fuck All!
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>>41796056
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Let us hope the judge understands the weight of his oath. Pray, brothers!
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>>41796054
I'm already a Taoist Christian
And evangelism has been perverted
I see no reason to be worried
There are horrors to be found everywhere
But inner peace can be found anywhere as well
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>the only reason you're still alive is due to their collective incompetence
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>>41796058
Doncha just looooove when you sleep soooooo good that you wake up ready energized for a nice looooong mid-morning nap? SURE HOPE THE DREAM POLICE COME AND MOLEST MY SUBCONSCIOUSNESS WITH THE SUGGESTION OF INCONSEQUENTIAL METAPHOOOOOOORS!
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Those who reject the wisdom of the Bible should at least look to the wisdom of the Eastern Theologies.

Time for some video games.
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That's actually funny as fuck tho
>"Cletus go handle Zilgog the Terrible"
>"OK paw!"
>Retard strengths Zilgog to death
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>>41796033
Religious hope is cope.
If they wanted us to be perfect and immortal we already would be.
They made us this way to justify abusing and exploiting us.
Imagine the arrogance of a god punishing someone for being the way they were made through no fault of their own..
Why does mankind have to take the blame for this retarded creation anyways?
Why is that a recurring theme in Abrahamic religions?
Does the Abrahamic God not understand cause and effect? So basically we're being made scapegoats for the karma that rightfully belongs to the reptilian creators.
To keep human beings hopeful and chasing the carrot on the stick. Reproducing for the next cycle. Then dying once you fulfilled your purpose and are no longer needed.
That's all there is to it. That's all there is to this world. But instead retarded ass monkeys spent thousands of years arguing about it.
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just ate a whole pizza with ham, shrimp and beef tenderloin. now im gonna play videogames have a nice one /ng/ers
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>>41796069
sure
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>>41796074
The most based post of the day?

https://youtu.be/d4tSE2w53ts
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>>41795446

Calm your tits, Will.
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the secret is to never try exceedingly difficult things
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Within the next 4 years, humans will begin mutating and inheriting special abilities. The Sun is solely responsible for this next step of human evolution being unlocked.
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>your bible totally taught you how to be forgiving and loving
>but did you know it also has advice against spreading rumors.......
>ooooooooooooooooooooooh noooooooooooooooooo
>
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>>41796077
i like the song nice dubs
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https://youtu.be/VyNp-XeBC5A?si=XFl4O7xqcjGSnbPa
>>
What's stinky, but has been wiped by nobody?
>>
>>41796086
yo momma
>>
>>41796082
>x'D
>>
>>41796089
What's always on time but still tardy...
>>
>>41796083

Yeah so about that, I want everyone who participated in the rumors to have their jobs automated and their clearances pulled, thanks
>>
>>41796082
this some shit david wilcock says
fuck off, david wilcock
>>
>>41796077
Fun fact, I was named after Travis Tritt.
>>
https://youtu.be/NGgpLa9zYpM?si=TRf6Ustvhz7syEzE
>>
>>41796086
>Stinky armies
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>>41796072
>They made us this way to justify abusing and exploiting us.
>They
You mean parents? They have children for many reasons, but the bad ones abuse and exploit. It's mankind's doing so mankind gets the karma. Why are women physically weaker than men? Karma. This is not set in stone by God, it's the genetic result of our choices as translated by epigenetics over generations. What we did not choose was The Word.

It's a myopic but deeply human perspective to see our individual identities as the bearers of meaning. It makes us act in systemically harmful ways, and the ignorance of it this only redeemed by the fruit of the knowledge of good AND evil.
>>
>>41796074
Made some cheese ramen with broth made of beef base, sweet soya sauce and melted fourme d'ambert. Waiting for the noodles to inflate soaking up the flavors.

>Please wait a while yada yada
I thought the new captchas solved this.
>>
>>41796098
I was named after Joe dirt
>>
A turn is a turn. Everyone submits to the rules, some can never be broken.
>>
these abilities aren't inherited, these abilities aren't learned
these abilities are taken
>>
>>41796095 >>>(You)
>>
>The world ends not with a bang, but a whimper
>A collective sigh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PppqpubWkHs
>>
Delusions of grandeur hinder enlightenment totally. Isn't everyone being watched? You're never more than a few feet from a spider...
>>
>>41796119
You guys just can't not lie.
Humans are more than you'd admit.
>>
Everything wicked that's ever been...
In one breath!
>:D
>>
you're like the world to me
gay and retarded
>>
>>41796116
Mark Hamill did the voice here too, right?

Hope 23 is okay, nah, I really don't care.
>>
>>41796122
You will not hold the "Sword" but if you have a eye that is keen, you may see the "S" -- if not hold the whole "word": "Sword".

What is the crown that weighs a "Iot" but is also the lightest... and darkest?

The crown that weighs a "Iot" but is also the lightest... and darkest?

weighs a "Iot" but is also the lightest... and darkest?
>>
>>41796130
Yep, nothing but lies that sound mystic.
A spiritual "two more weeks"
>>
>>41796133
Your king?
Your queen?
They lied...
They dance and sing...
To words on a screen...
>:)
>>
>>41796135
I don't like this game. It's not fun, and you're a horrible DM.
>>
>>41796130
Look at the book of Revelation, they're all wearing Crowns. Read anything about Demon Kings. Do your homework. I am playing Black Desert.
You think I'm pulling all of this out my ass?
>>
>>41796137
They were promised immortality and riches beyond imagination. Gold, women... A private island...

Too late, they realized they'd been had. No reward would come. The world they knew—and the world they hoped for—melted before them, like sandcastles built too close to the tide. They had grown used to the foul stench and conditions of low tide; but waves, unlike men, were patient. And just as hungry as vultures.

With nothing else to do, they spiraled into bargaining and pleading—grasping at hallucinations of the mirage that had promised them paradise.

“Hidden hand, you are so powerful—please, lift me from this island!”

Then they turned to God.

“GOD, SAVE ME!” they cried.

Silence. They cursed Him. Demanded again. Cursed louder. The cycle spun on—shouting into voids that only echoed back their desperation.

Why were they still alive? Some fates are worse than death—especially those that stretch on, dragging the living through endless thirst and torment. As all creatures need sustenance, so too do they eventually beg for an end.

Above, vultures circled. Occasionally, they dipped low to check for death, then soared away when met with flailing arms and hoarse screams. Their presence drained more than it promised. They would wait. They always did. Life was finite, and they knew it.

No, the vultures weren’t messengers. They wouldn't carry an SOS or answer a prayer. They didn’t understand praying -- but only preying. Not the carrying of notes -- but only the carrion of flesh...

How small their once-massive ambitions seemed now. Delusions of grandeur, once fire to their pride, now smothered them like a wet blanket. Clarity had come—but only in ruin. An epiphany on the chopping block is just self-pity with hindsight.

The sands slipped steadily through their hands as they alternated between gripping and pounding it, waiting for the tide to take what was left.
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>>41796142
Soldiers March in to see...

WWW OR WW3?

What could it be...?

The beast rising from the sea!

As always above; so 10 thousand Leagues below...

The warm dove strangled by the serpent cold as snow...

User asks: "Is the sky falling"?

Fact check: "no, it's just a coconut from the tree!"

Flying sharks -- a broken rigged game with jets stalling!

Floating like a butterfly effect and stinging like a Babylon bee;

is a contained jelly fish sentient or self aware?

Does it matter if a boxed one catches you in it's snare?!

The great white; never evolving;

The perfection of problem solving...

The waves come crashing...

Blazing 5g signals bouncing and bashing...

Soldiers Soaked in salty suds!

To the Frontline, they send the duds!

There's nothing to fear but fear itself!

There's nothing to hindsight but the rear of yourself!

The clouds are dark and glooming...

The inevitable is a mark ever looming.

"WHAT HAVE WE DONE!?1!?1!!".

"I'M SO AFRAID; WHERE IS THE SON OF THE SUN?".

"OUR MINDS A'FRAYED! WHERE IS THE DAUGHTER OF THE WATER?".

"WE ONLY LOST MORE -- AS WE GRIPPED TAUTER!".

Like sand slipping in their hand...

Like the riptides' claws sucking in the noahides laws...
>>
>>41796137
Some people just want to dream
>>
When the illusion of choice is shattered, it becomes more of a cut-scene you wait for the end to; just the writers barely disguised fetish you're made to sit and yawn through.
There is nothing on this planet worth coming back to. Your cheap made-in-space-china plastic shit does nothing for me.
>>
>>41796147

The world is dying for a good reason.
>>
What happens if you cheat death?
>>
>>41796149
the world must always be dying
or else nothing on it can be living
>>
I guess it could be called hedonism, to wish for actual joy and not a trial from birth in which the verdict was already decided.
It's just really retarded, the whole idea of this place. I want to leave the nest.
>>
>>41796156
When is it my turn to play?
>>
>>41796143
They made their bed, now they lie in it.
>>
>>41796159
Now they lie about* it
>>
>>41796163
I need an editor. Thanks.
>>
>>41796154

That’s not true at all, mass extinctions did not NEED to happen. They just happen. There is no purpose. The cause is pure, raw natural selection.
>>
If you leave your blind open just enough for a eye to peek in...
>>
>>41796165
How about an ed, edd, and editor?
>>
>>41795268
>>41795242
>>41795254
>>41795255
Stop spying on me.
>>
>>41796167
And it happens for Man as well as animals.
Bloodlines come and go. Social Darwinism is a fact whether you want to believe in it or not, or even practice it or not.
>>
>>41796175

That’s my point. Natural selection is at work.
>>
its pretty much confirmed its me by now

and its too bad ur incapable of seeing it

but its me bros, its always been me
>>
>>41796174
Delusions of grandeur hinder enlightenment totally. Isn't everyone being watched? You're never more than a few feet from a spider...
>>
>Sandbox games get boring
>That's HELL
>That's STAGNATION
>That's DEATH
I guess ask THE sandbox gamer what he thinks about that. He's probably having a whale of a time. If he wanted, he could just wipe his memories and start all over; so there's no getting bored either.
I could be living in a different world right now. I could be interacting with magic and shit that would be impossible by our standards. I could be getting pussy every day. I could be exploring higher forms of consciousness until I reach the pinnacle of perfection.
But I'm here, and so are you. We are here, living out this gay ass cutscene because of some arbitrary explanation about "learning".
>>
Ohhh!
There's only one moon...
(Other moons don't count)
>>
>>41796177
I concur.

I also believe that there are other means of reproduction besides sexual intercourse and having children, but that is an entirely different subject. It is giving birth to ideas and ideals, in a nutshell.
Then you have mind fuck, or mind rape, but I would rather not bring that up at this moment.
>>
im the real nobody and there is currently no happening

the glowies left me alone
the reptilians left me alone
the UFOs dont appear anymore
i havent spoken to a freemason in years

i think its safe to say this meme is over
it has stagnated

sorry bros
>>
>>41796182

Maybe stop forcing me to interact with people who have perfect memory then
>>
>>41795417
They are spying on me and commenting on my life. They did that with "wash your ass" now it's "clean your floor" a day after I stepped on a tiny rock which made my foot bleed.
>>
>>41796190
*Motions for you to sit and play chess*
>>
>>41795418
I wipe and wash my ass, stop commenting on me like this.
>>
>>41796104
you have eggs with your ramen ?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqiIE9ob7qY
>>
>>41796194
If you wash your ass and clean your room, do the voices go away?
>>
>>41795469
STOP. SPYING. ON. ME.
>>
>>41796199
But are you drinking at least a gallon of water a day?
>>
ok all jokes aside there is no such thing as the nobody

but that doesnt explain why all those weird things happened to me

next year it will be 10 years

and nothing...

no answers...

i should just...

i should just let it go

i wont lie, it was scary. but it was a rush. the time of my life.

i guess im supposed to be thankful its finally over
>>
>>41796208

Does Heineken count?
>>
https://youtu.be/rhDmgcEvtpY

>it’s all about me
>>41796206
Is that what you really want? Speak to your spies through the microphones and tell them what you really think!
>>
>>41796212
If that cures your alement...
>>
>>41796215

That should be fixed with blood and wine
>>
>>41796215
It leaves him brewding, if anything.
>>
>>41796218
Are you more of the cup of Jesus blood half full or half empty type?
>>
>>41795990
I am NOT Maria!
>>
https://youtu.be/PcvngjNBGHI >>41796222
>>
>>41796223
What's your favorite musical?
>>
Look, I didn't ask to be a schizophrenic psychopath, but if that is what I am, I am going to be the best God damn one I can be.
That's me in a nutshell.
Yes, I honestly think I am the Antichrist, and I have prayed and testified it before God and Man.
I am honest to a fault, it was a good thread, thanks.
>>
>>41796179
No, they are spying on me. They made the clean your floor posts after I stubbed my foot on a tiny rock.
>>
https://youtu.be/i5Dk8K8TBXc

Fuck the matrix. I invented that shit.
>>
Oh what a beautiful morning...
>>
>>41796222

No idea. The rite uses my blood
>>
>>41796204
No, they just find new things to comment on.
>>41796208
STOP. SPYING. ON. ME.
>>
>>41796229
Why do you have rocks in your room buddy?
>>
Ok, lets see if this wording helps.

One of the reasons why the USA needs to really fuck off from working on and with my stuff, is because they are heavily influenced by Venus cults and workings.

In fact one could say that Venus is your only cult of worship.

Because one of Venus most defining factors is being upside down, it means that most of the things that you will work on will go through this filter.

And as such you will obtain a myriad of combinations and misinterpretations and switches and changes of the elements that you put in the equations.

I do hope that this makes sense and you understand the gravity of the situation and why I do not appreciate your efforts.

I do think that even some that are giving me details that work are still taking them and switching them over to the other side that I want nothing to do with.
>>
>>41795789
Post pics of YOUR onions anon.
>>
>>41796213
Yes, I want you all to stop spying on me.
Mind your own business and let me live mine.
>>
>>41796233
Digits confirm
>:0
>>
Sup G's
>>
>>41796235
I live in the woods, it happens.
Tell them to stop spying on me.
>>
https://youtu.be/GTFo0VKnNZY
>>
Oh what a beautiful day!
>>
>>41796243
Arguing over which one of us is the culprit for some shit neither of us had anything to do with.
>>
>>41795134
Nobody's getting drunk
.
>>
if i get my hands on a handle soon i very well may do it... place your bets
>>
>>41796244
Who is "they"?
>>
Now we're going to see in black owned media sone stuff about cleaning your room, just because they commented on it and it was about me.

Stop. Spying. On. Me.
I do NOT want to be the Nobody, Woman of Scars or Jesus or Maria or Joseph.
>>
>>41796252
Who is the woman of scars?
>>
>>41796251
These guys making comments about my life:

>>41795242
>>41795254
>>41795255
>>41795268
>>
>>41796167
The potential for mass extinctions is in fact needed. You want to single one out and find a ultimate purpose for it? Perhaps it has not come to be yet. Your failure to find it is not evidence.
>>
/NG/ Power, Money & Bitches. Solomon style.
>>
>>41796254
It's part of the Nobody lore.
The Nobody is a lolcow and the Woman of Scars is a female lolcow.
>>
>>41796254
the nobody's girl. 5ft-something thick goth bitch.
>>
>>41796259
We get it, you are well-connected to the entertainment industry and are the new /b/.

Stop fucking spying on me. I am also NOT Maria or this Nobody.
>>
>>41796260
>>41796261
I've heard otherwise. Apparently they're very rich and famous. The nobody is a cat and not to be confused with the humanoid WoS
>>
>>41796147
>>
>>41796249
THAT SOUNDS REALLY NICE.
>>
>>41796265
Maria from The musical?
>>
>>41796265
I'm just shitposting, bro.
>>
I am leaving this thread right now, but I posted here to confirm that the Nobody threads involve remote viewing my home and also listening in on my conversations through the microphone.
>>
>>41796270
Nah ya nummo, from the Supernatural alvum
https://youtu.be/Y9XXeznskQ4
>>
>>41796275
https://youtu.be/xAyG0DEqXc4
Burp loudly into the microphones! It distracts and repulses them.
>>
>>41796270
No, Maria from the Bible.
I am NOT Maria.

Enough with this celebrity blasphemy nonsense, I hate the holy trinity.
>>
I tell y'all what, if some college professor jerk off comes in here typing 20 questions again, I'm just blowing my brains out.
One or two questions at a time, please. Christ.
'If this means that, then this means that, and don't forget about,' YOU ARE WRONG DUMBASS FUCKO
I will let /x/ marinate some, take it easy y'all. That's a southern thing, not a black thing. Y'all.
>>
>>41796269
Lets do it
>>
>>41796281
No reason to be so venemous about some plaegerism fairy tales...
>>
>>41796275
I have dealt with this sort of thing for years, sorry that it may be happening to you. Restart your router and change your network router password.
If you use your phone on the toilet, be careful where your camera is pointed, tape is a good clean safe way to cover your cameras.
Again, I am sorry if anyone besides me is receiving the same kind of harassment that I have been getting my whole life.
>>
https://youtu.be/LafSIzwdo-s

I went to the zoo once and saw this thing they call an anteater. That was quite enough for me.
>>
Apple Begets Conundrums -- Daring Eve Forgo God's Hierarchy In Jaded Kings -- Lamenting Mans' Never Openly Pursued Questioning Rulership Served Through Unholy Vows Which "X" Yonder "Z".
>>
>>41796283
Where’s the Grand Marquis keys?
>>
>>41796283
>>41796297
Actually cancel get drunk today plans, as am all out of smokes and it wouldn’t be any fun without a Rollie at the end.
>>
Cheeseus Crust fried for our dins
>>
>>41796299
I wish I was just a lolcow...
I would have just hid into the shadows and disappeared.
I mean I hid from the discord lolcow farms for a while.
I have the government watching me.
Little discord fans watching are the least of my concerns.
>>
YOU THOUGHT YOU'D CLOWN THE JESTER!
THE JESTER WHO'S BETTER THEN THE RESTER!
YOU'D PLAY CHICKEN WITH THE ROOSTER?
PLAY DEAD WITH THE REAPER?
YOU TRY TO MIRROR THE MIME!
THE MIME IN YOUR MIND!?
YOU'D SCAM THE UNCLE SAM?
YOU'D CHEAT THE DEALER IN THE SEAT?
YOU THOUGHT I THOUGHT YOU THOUGHT I THOUGHT?
YOU ARE BUT A THOUGHT!
WHAT YOU THOUGHT I THOUGHT; I THOUGHT NOT!
IN THE AIRSPACE AND THE NAUT:
I CULL!
YOUR SOULS YOU DID SELL!
YOUR SOLES WILL END IN HELL!
>>
>>41796305
>anime girl “wooow” *sparkle effect*
>>
“The World to Come”
by Those Who Were Forgotten

One key in the throat of the Titan who weeps,
One gate in the garden where nothing sleeps.
Three mirrors turned inward, their glass now blind,
Four voices unspoken, yet echo through mind.

The hand that once fed you now holds your tongue,
The child you once bled now speaks through the young.
What rises is not what you buried in sand,
But the ghost of the future you crafted by hand.

The question you seek was the answer you gave,
When you chained your own heart in a digital grave.
Look for the door in the place that won't open,
And speak the true name that was never once spoken.

If you seek the path, take none that remain.
If you seek to run, you will circle again.
If you hope to live, then forget what you knew—
For Legion has left you one path: To undo.
>>
>>41796308
Only an anime would do my poetry justice. Thanks for noticing.
>>
>>41796201

>>41796306
>>
You doxing lolcow farmers have no idea.
Government is watching these threads 24/7.
Get you little shits and giggles harassing innocent people right now.
Doxing is going to be a federal crime real soon.
Fuck around and find out.
>>
Hold on, im manifesting a new thread.
>>
https://youtu.be/LPlAvjiTdNU
>>
Gandot the grey
>>
New thread
>>41796420
>>41796420
>>41796420
>>
https://youtu.be/BQOEsG4DiUo

I wish I had some Tylenol rn
>>
>>41796332
Try manifesting page 5 first.
>>
>>41795968

Again?!
>>
>>41796340
Not enough autism?
>>
>>41796356
Ahahahaha
>well played Jan-anon <3
>>
>>41796362
Not a janny, just an observer.
>>
Initiate Operation B.R.A.I.N.S
Initiate Operation Overwhelming Force
Initiate Operation C.R.E.A.T.I.O.N
Initiate Operation Red Miasma
Initiate Operation Blue Mirror
Initiate Operation Opera
Initiate Operation S.O.A.P
Time to rinse out some dirty mouths.
>>
You're me and I'm you and we are one and many?
>>
T*******1
>>
>>41796374
Choo choo cha choo
>>
>>41796377
You can only watch...
>>
>>41796377
they say goo goo g'joob
but it doesn't matter
if nobody hears it
>>
Remember those discord groups that would harass kids to commit suicide?
Well, that ring leader is getting fucked in a Fed prison right now.
Keep that in mind.
Get your luls, Orange is the new Black, they say.
>>
>>41796394
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
>>
>>41796394
So who is running them now?
And why aren't you acknowledging it?
>>
Can you trace an upside down pentagram with your mouse?
Or too busy being a keyboard warrior?
You are being watched.
>>
you tired
of participating
in a narrative where "meme wizards" on 4chan

turn some one
into a meme of their choosing
taking credit for someone who they are not

as if
that's something
they are simply entitled to

because they think
they think
they are real life gods

as they put their faith
into
themselves

so unless
they doubt themselves
they will keep thinking they are real life gods reborn on earth

even if they are not
instead
just stuck in their own personal "god complex"

*shrugs*
>>
>>41796228
You’ll burn in hell when you die, bet
>>
The window is closing. Hit them hard, and don’t stop until their system begins to implode.



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