On Christmas Eve of last year, God spoke to me. He told me you all have lost your way, and you need a new religion to save yourselves. He has chosen me as his divine prophet. I want to be clear that this religion was NOT my idea. It is 100% inspired by God. I've just been writing down the things God puts in my head.The name of the religion is Cothsism. It's based on the acronym COTHS (Church Of The Holy Seed). Here are its tenets>Divine energy is stored in semen>When you sin, you lose a small amount of your divine energy>If you lose enough divine energy, you go to hell when you die (it's not a lake of fire, more like a prison)>To make sure this energy loss doesn't happen, you need to ingest semen>You can't just buy semen from a sperm bank, the semen must be extracted from an erect penis via the oral routeAt first I was angry at God when he told me this. "I'm not gay, my Lord!" I shouted in protest. But then he assured me that, as long as it is done to restore divine energy, sucking dick is not gay. I met a guy on Grindr and told him all about this. I call him my "semen demon", and he has agreed to let me suck his dick and swallow once every day. As far as how much dick you should suck, God has told me that the more you suck, the better, and those who eat the most cum will have many rewards in heaven, rewards beyond your wildest dreams.Thoughts? This isn't a scam by the way. No membership fees, no tithes, just a whole lot of dick (but don't worry it's not gay)
>>41800504Alright so cool stuff that seems insightful... spirit in your semen so must retain it... hm alright. Does that mean that practitioners should NOT coom to this picture of Satania?
>>41800542God has told me that certain kinds of pornography are sinful, and some are not. The holiest pornography is that which features the holy seed, like bukkake and cumshot compilations
>>41800504You spoke to the demiurge.
>>41800504I know it's you, Jason..
>>41800551God told me that he was not the Demiurge
>>41800566Jason? Who is Jason? My name is Neil
I talked to god earlier he said I should keep touching my peepee and he said that drinking and smoking is rad.
>>41800785that was the demiurge
>>41800929no he said specifically "I am JESUS bro keep stroking bro!" and then he took a big drag off of a Newport
