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‘’’EOW?’’’ - ‘’Jan. 18’’… This entry sat like a riddle in my calendar for weeks until the memory was unlocked like a bolt of lightning today.

Allow me to share:

Some months ago, in a drunken manic state, I called upon the services of a decidedly mid lady of the night — her pictures were unfortunately, as advertised.

When I arrived, she was on the phone talking erratically with someone about how her car, purse, and a gun had been stolen from her. Also that the car and gun that had been “stolen” had in fact been given to her by the alleged “thief” and she was upset they were being taken back a.k.a. stolen. She then proceeded to say that “he said he was finna kill me but i’on even care cuz i got the blessing of angels. i be protected by God. I am divinely anointed. so i’m chillin i’ont even care.” (This is heavily redacted/paraphrased. In reality it went on for some 10 minutes or so.)

Now at this point in the story you might be asking yourself: > wasn’t this a red flag
yes
> why didn’t you leave
I’m a sicko and pervert
> do you have aids now?
no. pretty sure.

So, during the middle of me plowing her butthole here are some of the best quotes
> “fuck that butthole bubbas”
she used “bubbas” like one might call a dog saying ‘come here bubbas!’, it was lowkey hilarious
> God has chosen me to be protected by his angels so no harm can come way
Oddly lucid — especially consider I was balls deep
> ‘’’The world is gonna end on January 18th. I’ll be good though because I’m divinely protected. And demons will roam the earth’’’
mark your calendars..? lol

The last thought that went through my thought was this is disgusting. Then I came.
10/10.
Would repeat.