How do I maximize chances of reincarnating as an alien in a far less materialistic civilization?The seemingly endless cosmos makes it seem rightfully difficult to come back to this hylic-ridden planet
>>41804256here read this king https://prabhupadabooks.com/ej
Climb to the tallest mountainShave your assand then jerk offYou will then become one with CHIM and then get access to the Cosmic Character Selection Screen to decide your next incarnation as you wishSo say the ancient sages of lost Mu
you will be reincarnated as the indian version of an alien. stuck in the slums back on the alien planet.
>>41804272How could planet glorp be so krewl
>>41804267interesting book to recommendthank you>>41804272I am already Indian (ethnically). I don’t live in the slums however, but seeing how humans treat their poorer constituents makes me think that would still mog this clown world. Chasing material wealth and looking down on slums is prime hylic behavior, and it is what ruined this timeline and Earth. There’s nothing impressive about being born into apes that have gold and choose to whore themselves out for temporary pleasures
>>41804256Forced Reincarnation is not real. Don't worry.
>>41804298just dai
>>41804298good morning
>>41804298But did u redeem it?
>>41804256On Amirita Teizei Kara Un
>>41804325>>41804337>>41804339>NPCs suddenly mass populate with their conditioned responses>>41804349thank you
>>41804350>sar I’m person to sar just ignore my shit covered hands and clothes sar
>>41804356>bots bump my thread for freeno wonder you chimps all make such a good wageslaves
>>41804372are you doing the needful?
>>41804372You must do the needful and redeem NOW
>>41804256could just reincarnate as a worm.can't say worms have want of material things.maybe a tree.
>>41804256>How do I maximize chances of reincarnating as an alien in a far less materialistic civilization?Make telepathic contact with them while you are still alive, and get them to agree with letting your soul be reborn from them when you die.
>>41804450This works btw it's how starseeds form You can totally do this if you're intimate enough with them, and I mean REALLY intimate. It shouldn't be too hard given the changes that are coming, but it's still a good idea to get in on it early.
>>41804298It's true
>>41804256You aren't allowed to, unless you first understand and master Blue Eisenhower November
>>41804256There is no 'you' to reincarnate, but your actions influence pockets of consciousness you interact with.
To protect yourself from Indian reincarnation you must disavow all Hindu teachings. Say it right now or the universe might think there is a part of you that believes it. Leave no doubt.
