>>41808313
Angry Worm Meanies edition

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>>41808329

>>41808317
>Knight of Swords
That is a very strong and resounding yes.

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>>41808313
Alright, fags and fag-ettes. Let's get ready to do THE WORM...

>>41808322
FREE MEAN READINGS -- if you dare, you subhuman piece(s) of shit.

>WHAT I REQUIRE from YOUR PATHETIC ASS
* A name to insult you by
* The gender of the crotch-meat you were born with
* Your age, because your stupid ass should know better by now
* The annoying-as-fuck astrological sign you were born under
* Your worst qualities, because you know damn well there's more than just one
* What dumbfuck retard shit you did to land yourself in your current idiotic situation
* Your almost certainly asinine query that no one gives a fuck about but you

The truth shall set you free... to ridicule and shame.

One card?

>>41808348
>>41808217
Insult: Bald Fuck
Male
30
Pisces
I am too lazy and unfocused also I am not good at hanging out with new people.

Query:
Can you gib me advice on love - will there be any chance soon?

What resources do you guys have for gaeilge (gaelic) magic? I'm Irish so I think that's my best bet to have fair negotiations with an angel/demon. I'm more on the nature side.

Would like to possibly start a cult of people with blue eyes only. Any resources to place sigils on underside of church pews to steal their energy? Or love magic?

>>41808348
Alice
Female
25
Pisces
I'm really sensitive and crybaby also can be very manipulative and I don't like confrontation.
I don't have a specific query can you just tell me about for the next month or so will be for me?
I'm not expecting much

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>>41808348
“I like older men”
Early 20s
Kinda shy and think that people see me as an annoying person so I become mute.
I had a crush on an older man, he’s turning 30 this year and he was my classmate. I had this delusional crush on him because he said hi to me during class. But I avoided him because of this.

I wonder if I ever see him again? Would like to be friends with him but not in a relationship because of the age difference

>>41808348
Jizzmaster

Saggitarius

What she my soup mate or a soul nigger?

I thought there was chemistry and that she was an unusually genuine person. On the other hand she is an idiot and if was making the correct choices in life at the time we would likely have never met in the first place so idk..

>>41808329
What's your query?

>>41808390
Soul mate not soup mate** darn autocorrect.

>>41808348
Fuck it

Jay
Male
25
Taurus
My worst qualities are that I overthink quite a bit, and in fact my worst quality is that I think I'm too good to have bad qualities because I'm struggling to think of one. But overthinking for sure especially in romance.
What did I do? Overthink thats what. Because this is a romance query.
My query is if I still have a chance with this M girl or if its a lost cause with her? Does she actually have interest in a relationship?

>>41808338
Lol. Well find out I guess.

>>41808357
Weaseled into this thread early from being late to the other one. I like the cut of your bald fuck jib, so I'm skipping those other suckers and doing your post first. You baldos make the best weasels. You have to. It's the only way you'll get any pussy.

>Pisces
Aw man, you were doing so well before it turned out you're fucked-up piece of shit. Oh well. They can't all be zingers.

Lazy, unfocused, AND bald? I think we've got a coomer on our hands, boys. I said, HEY 4CHAN, WE'VE GOT A DEGENERATE COOMER OVER HERE. Nah, that's fine though. I just busted a nut shouting for Maria from the last thread like I said I would, and I still haven't washed my hands after Stacie who spells her name like the cunt bitch she is.

Advice on love? Ahh, you're the sappy kind of Pisces, which is its own fucked up piece of shit, but could be worse. Pisces of shit? Oh, and I almost forgot: fuck you.

Some cards for this BALD FUCK:

>The Devil
>Death
>Strength
>3 of Swords

Ouch. Obsession Transforms into having to Suck It Up over Heartbreak. I'm sorry dude. I guess you'd better try not to go that route. Try to keep your heart out of it, not to obsess, play the hell out of the weasel card, and take what you can get.

It's not gonna be easy, but you'll get used to sucking so much if you aren't already. Then you'll master that weasel card like it's your prized Pokemon and... reap all the same benefits? (Whatever those are.) At least you're not alone in the world at being bald (so get good at hanging out with new people whether you like it or not, pussy), plus some women are freaks for the chrome dome (so make sure you don't obsess over one who isn't), and, if all else fails, there's always the option of hair restoration.

In the meantime, put on your big boy pants and don't expect too much of this year, and if you play the Pokemons I pulled for you right, you might just be pleasantly surprised.

Now go put a hat on that thing, the glare is blinding me.

>>41808348
cumslut
female
28
leo
i procrastinate to the point i ruin my life
what will my next relationship be like?

>>41808370
>Alice
I'm instantly reminded of an old song from school about a Camel named Alice and how many humps she had. I'm thinking we can get you some more. >:) (But seriously, look up the song if you haven't heard it. Maybe you'll get a laugh or two out of it.)

>really sensitive and crybaby
Great, now I feel too bad about being mean to you.
>also can be very manipulative and I don't like confrontation.
No, wait, scratch that. Fuck you, you rotten cunt bitch.

>I don't have a specific query can you just tell me about for the next month or so will be for me?
>I'm not expecting much
Good, because I wasn't expecting much from you either -- you would've already disappointed me.

You see, of the three water signs of the Zodiac, the sign of Pisces is the only of those animals to not lack a spine, so it really sounds like you need to fucking grow one already. Your eyes are already as wet as the sea (and let's hope the same can be said about your pussy), so be a fucking vertebrate already. You're a quarter of a goddamn century old now. Sheesh.

Alright, let's see what cards come up for your indecisive weak-ass non-committal pussy of a query:

>Ace of Swords
>King of Wands
>Ace of Wands
>King of Swords

You definitely don't deserve this good of a spread.

Clarity, Vision, Inspiration, Intellect.

Well, establish and maintain a Clarity of Vision that is unlike your usual floundering. Let your Intellect Guide you rather than being a stupid emotional bitch. Then you'll end up with a whole let less to cry and manipulate about. Who would have thought? Maybe we've just found the right formula from now on and you don't have to be such a shitty, down-in-the-dumps, unlikable bitch anymore. That and growing and maintaining a spine. Wow, was that so difficult? Christ.

>>41808348
freak
Male
Aries but I’m a fag I like sidereal so Pisces
I’m too retarded to properly assess what’s wrong with me and how to fix it
Who’s the next person I’ll have sex with?

AQ
When will the war between the mayo and chapo cartel end and who will win?

>>41808575
Yay, thank you , I am inspired.

>>41808390
One other big thing that I forgot:

I don’t know if I am becoming a schizo or not but whenever I think of her intensely bad things happen in my life. Its like it draws terrible energy. I could be imagining it too.

>>41808348
dot E E E
male
24
Gemini
I'm a degenerate coomer who is hated by a couple of girls for good reason.
Porn addiction since 14 and grew with little interest to interact with girls until I was 20 or so.
Sex/Love life in 2026? Particularly if it would be worth to look for a single girl to be with in a relationship maybe gf, or if I should keep looking for quickfucks this year while being busy in my plans

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>>41808453
I read this in the dude's voice from postal 2 :D
Thank you very much.

I was hoping I would get some in this year but it is what it is.

>>41808374
Your image is hilarious and right in line with my sense of humor. Much appreciated.

>"I like older men"
>Early 20s
You're in luck that I am indeed older. Let's get the inside of that uterus painted, now shall we?

>annoying
>mute
Interdasting. I wonder if you're actually annoying or just self-conscious. You should find out by testing it. Why go on still just not knowing?

All it took was him saying Hi? Then you avoided him?! AVOIDED HIM?! Jesus, girl. Where the fuck to even begin with you. Christ. Normally I'd say delusional is kind of a strong word in this sort of context, but in this particular one, I think it fits. You definitely need MUCH more interaction with people in order to get a solid concept of just what's what.

Do you see just how seriously backwards and fucked all your shit is?

From all this, I doubt you even say enough to be annoying! It sounds like you just stay in your own head and go all-out fucking crazy.

You need to ground your shit MUCH deeper in the reality of actually interacting with the world rather than just building entire inaccurate storylines in your head. You're so loopy that I just want to try fucking the loopiness out of you on the off chance that that might work!

Okay, so back to Planet Earth with you:

1. "Hi" is a nice START. More conversation needs to follow that, not COMPLETE AVOIDANCE. Jesus fuck. "Hi" CAN mean something, but it doesn't necessarily ALWAYS mean something. It is a start. An opening to see if there is MORE via ADDITIONAL INTERACTION and not just lone-wolf generating a fantasy story in your head. Do you see how that's bat-shit insane, girl?
2. Shutting down, closing yourself off, going mute, and avoiding people get you NOWHERE, especially in establishing a relationship. Don't be such a self-conscious coward -- that's another construct that's ALL IN YOUR HEAD. It's really not that scary or difficult to ACTUALLY TALK TO SOMEONE...

[Continued...]

>>41808374
...
It's not going to actually hurt anything to JUST TALK MORE, and if you fuck up, you just try again, and if you fuck up badly enough, you try again with someone else -- no big deal. There are 8 billion people in the world -- half of them men -- for you to practice on until you get it right, and you're already in your 20s, so get fucking started already. Jesus.

>I wonder if I ever see him again? Would like to be friends with him but not in a relationship because of the age difference
What. The. FUCK. You stupid lying cunt. You absolutely WOULD like to be in a relationship with him -- and you'd like that BECAUSE of the age difference!!! Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you? You need your head checked. You're not annoying -- you're just absolutely fucking crazy. Don't you see how insane any/all of this is?! What logical sense it absolutely fails to make on your part? Seriously seek therapy or getting someone like me to straighten your brain out with their dick. Put everything on pause, take a step back, and have a serious walk through how fucked and wrong you've been at every step of the way, you crazy retard. Marvel at how little logical sense any/all of it has made. Are you stupid? You're either so stupid that it's this crazy, or so crazy that it's this stupid. Because this is seriously some cuckoo idiot shit.

I will also not be dignifying your loony query with a card reading because you don't need to go any deeper into delusion, because you need a reality check instead. You need to completely re-think your shit in a way that's actually in-line with functioning reality, because your shit is completely FUCKED this way, and it CANNOT continue the same way.

God's luck to you if you can actually sort your shit out into a healthy, happy interaction with life moving forward. FUCK.

>>41808744
Can I get one card at least ?

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AQ: Can someone please read this, I'm poor but need the answer within an hour before I make the final decision

>>41808800
Yes - you're being a gormless idiot and you know killing yourself solves nothing

No- stop being a manipulative mentally ill fuck, take responsibility, and take life's ride somewhere better.

AQ
I feel like I supposed to be with her, but I don't know. Am I right?

Did anyone notice that constantly doing this never at all improves anyone’s life?

>>41808800
It’s literally telling you that you need to wake up to the high priestess and use your spiritual body to bring the will to live back into your life. I’ve never seen such a straight forward spread say no don’t kill yourself. Damn. Like magician reversed with death is so in your face telling you that’s a bad fucking idea.

>>41808868
This has greatly improved my life actually
>inb4 ur on 4kan!
yeah it’s fun

>>41808390
>Jizzmaster
>soup mate
You cannot make this shit up. That's why it's auto-correct. I say we universally disable that shit and get back to making our own mistakes like real fucking men.

Obligatory: FUCK YOU, NIGGER.

Sounds like you may or may not have some mystical shit going on here or not and that it's just schizo. Who the fuck knows anymore? Oh yeah, A DOCTOR. Consult one if after due thought you decide you need to.

>unusually genuine
Maybe ascribing qualities to her that are not there and that you just want to see? Or not?

>she is an idiot
Alright, now I'm more inclined to believe you about her genuineness.

Schizo shit or not, at the very least it is interdasting how you met and the impact you've had on each other. But I don't fucking know and honestly give zero fucks, so let's pull your goofy ass some cards...

Alright, I pulled you some cards, and now I really don't know what to think. Cards for Insecurity, Crisis, and The Devil and his Bondage and Obsession were all tangential in the deck to the four cards actually pulled:

>10 of Pentacles
>8 of Pentacles
>The Magician
>The Lovers

Wealth, Diligence, Power, Union.

Wealth is not necessarily good nor bad, just a factor. Effort is certainly required to arrive at a conclusion, and that entails the Power to carry out that effort. This all ultimately arrives at the final pulled card of The Lovers and their Union, for better or worse.

Let's break all this shit down.
As long as you're not obsessing and/or feeling bonded out of obligation or some such, and if the misery of crisis is behind you and/or can be avoided... and Insecurity can certainly tie into Wealth. Idk, these cards likely have more significance to you than they do to me, given my limited understanding of your situation, which you obviously know a lot better than I do. But I think this one's going to come down to what seems to have been a theme in my recent readings...

[Continued...]

>>41808390
...
Making the necessary effort to reach out and get a better feel for the situation. Having [a] conversation(s), getting the facts, seeing where you both stand, what you each want, the lay of the land, etc. It's not always easy or comfortable, but it's the only to actually progress anywhere. Just see what's what, and you won't be trying to arrive at a conclusion with your head up your ass.

AQ

Will F (arab) hire me ?

>>41808348
Gutter dredge
Male
34
Libra
Negatives: violent, possessive, manipulative, stubborn, unforgiving, and having control issues
I refused to go with the flow and refused to take a rejection well

What will help me go with the flow. Let go of my need for control. I have some ambitions that I want to see through to the end.

AQ
Should I shave? Or trim down?

>>41808399
>Fuck it
Fuck it indeed. Most people don't realize that that's the right attitude to have. But y'all have surprised me tonight. You're all starting to learn at a rate better than your immediate predecessors. But an obligatory FUCK YOU to all of you, including you as well, Jam-master Jay.

>overthink
A real problem to have. The curse of the gift of mind.

>too good to have bad qualities
Careful...
>struggling to think of one
Ah, self-awareness. Good.

>overthinking for sure especially in romance
It certainly shows up there often, so I can't even blame you for being a tard about that one -- especially when you're so self-aware about it.

Cards:
>3 of Swords
>Page of Wands
>Ace of Cups
>Knight of Pentacles

Grief, Enthusiasm, Compassion, Efficiency.

This reading clearly begins with the Grief of Heartache. I hesitate to say that the improvement in your romantic life will necessarily involve her, but you can certainly be Enthusiastic that *someone* will have Compassion for you in a Steady manner.

As seems to be the theme with my readings tonight: the best you can do is feel things out and try. If not successfully with her, then with someone else. But at least you can curb your fear(s), because something will eventually work out with you with someone.

I feel like growing weariness as the night presses on has relieved me of some of my cruelty these past few readings, so you're a stupid annoying faggot asshole or some shit, and so is anyone else I was nice to earlier. You're all dumb as hell and should go suck each other's shit-covered dicks or whatever.

>>41808549
>cumslut
Yeah, we knew that.
>female
Yeah, we knew that.
>28
10 years too late.
>leo
>i procrastinate to the point i ruin my life
Avoidance anxiety.
>woman being irresponsible
What mystic could have predicted this?
>what will my next relationship be like?
Useless and valueless, like the last ten.
You failed.
>prince of wands
>a charismatic forceful presence
It seems like the deck is reacting to me rather than you, sorry.
>6 of swords: science
>rationality, clear thinking, logocal problem solving
Sorry, me again, not you.
>9 of cups
>happiness, emotional abundance, contentment, pleasure
Whoever this is you DEFINITELY don't deserve him. Expired whore.

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>>41808348
Henderson Hick
32 years, turning 33 next month
Aquarius

I generally hate myself, but more specifically for never picking up on my family's first language, prioritizing my friends' comfort over my sincerity and dropping the ball on my career/sexual relationships.

I started spending beyond my means to attend ballroom dance classes, which I have been participating in for the past nine months. My sister and her fiancée set the date for their wedding this Veterans' Day (November 11), and I submitted my RSVP without a firm plan on how to save up for my trip/expenses.

Should I stop signing up for these dance classes? Will I somehow be fortunate enough to keep attending them and have enough money saved up to attend my sister's wedding? Aside from saving money, what benefit(s) could present themselves if I stop signing up?

>>41808348
retard
male
27
leo
lazy procrastinator, cant take soft rejections so i keep trying til i get a hard no
was a big coward til recently but now i am retarded and insane
will it work out with the girl i am thinking of(V) if i ask her out WHEN i find a new job (she is currently my boss and i cannot ask this out of needing my current job)

>>41808884
>>41808895
Wow I dont know what to think. Communication with her is not really a thing and I am not truly planning any fitire with her. A few of these communication issues and nonsense have just been too much. It was a while since we talked and it legit does feel cursed but of course I cannot prove it oneway ir another. The whole thing makes me wildly mad when I think of it. Thats why I vent on here. Thank you for listening to my venting.

>>41808800
I read it as
>stop being a pussy and take responsibility for your actions
Your choice what to do about it. You gonna be a pussy and kill yourself? You know there is peace and tranquility is not giving a fuck and following the grand design.

>>41808549
>cumslut
Now you're talking my language. When I ask, "Spit or swallow?" you answer back, "Snort." You got that, you wet-ass bitch?

>procrastinate to the point i ruin my life
At least you've put your finger on the problem. I'll be showing you where to put that finger next.

I'll try not to let your blatant idiocy ruin the sexy vibe you've definitely got going for yourself, so we'll have you work on some time management / punishment and reward skills, which would honestly be most effective under my direct supervision and administration.

>what will my next relationship be like?
Well, if I have my say about it, aside from my intensive time-training sessions and effective dopamine release exercises, your next relationship would also involve alternating getting dicked down nasty and getting dicked down nice, among other pleasant surprise activities. Let's pull your fine ass some cards:

I kid you not, this is what I just pulled for you:

>King of Wands
>Queen of Wands
>4 of Cups
>5 of Cups

Vision, Exuberance, Contemplation, Bereavement...

A man of Vision with a wand -- not just any man -- the KING of Wands -- and the Exuberant Queen of Wands. She Contemplates his generous offer, and she would feel Bereaved to reject it. Bottom card of the deck: 3 of Cups, Celebration.

For kicks I pulled another four from my other deck:

>Empress
>Ace of Swords
>Strength
>3 of Cups

Femininity, Clarity, Fortitude, Celebration...

Her Femininity being Clarified and that she has the Fortitude for it, there is Celebration. Bottom card of the deck: The Lovers, and who doesn't Celebrate being the Bottom Lover sometimes?

I shall preclude presumptuousness on my part and aspersions that you're actually an even dirtier girl than we just bantered about by simply saying that this is the sort of relationship you should go out and seek. And if you're still just not discovering it where you're at, you know which thread to find me in.

>>41808758
>2 of disks
Yes, but

Please one card?

>>41809034
>Knight of wands
Purest distillation of willpower. Have you any? If you do you will win. If not...

Can I get a card for if I'll stay at my current job or if I'll bounce

>>41809039
Perfect tysm

>>41808953
I already replied to >>41808110 with >>41808624 :
>Weakling
Suspicious self-awareness is suspicious...
>Libra
I had an ex-gf I called Libratard, so that is what I shall dub you. Also, an obligatory FUCK YOU.

>Violent
You're violent because you're weak. Sure, violence counters some of the weakness, but it clearly reveals that you are weak enough to need to use it.
>Violent, manipulative, stubborn, prone to daydreaming, possesive and I can be unforgiving
Ahh, so you're not only just weak, but an all-around giant baby-man who throws every kind of fit imaginable to get his own way because you're too small of a person to accept that No is a complete sentence. Everyone else has been aware of this except you, and we all think you're an obvious, pathetic piece of shit faggot for it. I also wouldn't be surprised if more than one girl refers to you as a rapist.

>refuse to go with the flow
Wow, you're not just a faggot, but an enormously huge faggot. There is no bottom end to your faggotry. It is truly limitless. Thankfully, the flow will go with you, when your weak ass inevitably gets carried off by the current and non of us will need to deal with you anymore.

>How do I get back into the flow of life
Life doesn't want you back.
Fucking kill yourself.

>>41809067
Oh shit, I didn't see it in the last thread. Thanks! I guess I missed it while lifting

>>41808351
Two of Cups.
>>41808591
>Four of Wands, Five of Swords, Queen of Cups
My guess from this spread is victory will go to the cartel that's more unified. It could happen between next week and the end of January, the aftermath will be highly emotional.
>>41808864
>Three of Cups, Five of Wands, Eight if Swords
You should be her, but you'll have to win her through a test a bunch of other suitors are taking.
>>41808911
>Moon, World, King of Cups
This process might feel tumultuous, but you could be an excellent fit in this company.

>>41808953
Remember big dogs are not as vocal and small ones. Why is that? No threats = no aggression.

AQ
Will I be able to get my medical injection today?

>>41808348
The shittster

Born with vagenn..

21

Sagittarius (saggytits)

Addicted to cheap dopamine mixed with phantasmal thinking, a Holier than thou fucktard

Never did much towards my dream and constantly choosing things that bring me further from it as it moves away

My query? Why the fuck should I keep going forward in this career path if I dragging my ass over it?

>>41809100
Dog that barks the loudest tends to be the weakest.
I've worked through a lot of it. I still have the thoughts, though. It bothers me a bit, but it gives me something to improve and work on.
Thank you for your input

May I please have one card? :)

AQ

Was I meant to get that thing?

>>41808348
>>FuckfaceMcgee
>>Male
>>24
>>Pisces
>>too scared to fail, too scared to be rejected, in the urge of love breaking every relation i had/have, don´t care about others, manipulative cunt
>>what can i expect for this year? academics? love? am i gonna fuck?

>>41809067
Only one calls me a rapist, but she got her ego bruised over me not wanting to sleep with her. God damn, that is a roast. Love it. Keep up the good work. Hahaha

trading for in-depth

>>41809146
Query?

One card?

>>41809098
8911

thank you, hopefully he will hire me and things go well