how do i turn myself into a werewolf?
>>41810106You have to lick a hairy butthole.As lycanthrope is stored in the unexpressed anal glands of human lycanthropes you’ll have to dine on behind until you find a lycanthrope who isn’t in their form.This is much easier than wandering around on a full moon.
>>41810377why are you like this?
>>41810106So you want to be a wolf man. Well, first, your fur will be the color of your hair. I don't have to tell you why black and brown tend to be the ones who keep making it out into the public sphere. You basically become a big blond golden retriever with a target on your behind.Let's get some facts straight.It was a curse on Lycaon.It hurts like a fucking whore.It shortens your lifespan.You become unavailable on full moons.Even if you can control yourself, your hunger exponentialises to rediculous degrees and you spend a fortune on calories. Wolves. The normal ones. Are a fine ballet of life between winter cold, spring abundance and suffering. You eat too much from one source? You're screwed. It's over. Gone. Done. You eat from a farmer's livestock? He's pissed. You eat humans? Guess who is about to get shot by silver bullets.Calories. Anon. Have you ever stopped to think about how much in calories you burn when you use your unreasonable strength? Just like a human being. The only difference between you and them, reputation, and resistance to weaponry. Your body literally incinerates almost any shrapnel and your metabolism filters out the bad blood. That, and fear. Not to mention, it's a curse given to you by a literal cannible.Perhaps you want something more reasonable? You can shove yourself into a genetic editing lab tube. Maybe come out as a wolf man. Need to change back? You can always redo with this method, but you'll be stuck in that form until you can get back to a lab.It's just a wolf Anon. In the end. But if you're adamant.Oh yeah, and you can talk to dogs in this form. And wolves. And foxes. To a lesser degree cats and badgers, bears etc.
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>>41810456https://youtu.be/_SdJ9BqH4D8
>>41810420I thought we were giving serious advice.You want the safest way to lycanthropy then you gotta eat ass.The risk of meeting a werewolf in the wild, on a full moon is being fucking devoured.Half the werewolf’s don’t even know that’s what they are.The other half run in packs and won’t leave enough of you to turn.
>>41810445how is possible that a werewolf gets short livespawn
>>41810971Because it fucks your whole body up and its unnatural
>>41810971Over excertion. It's usually because they don't measure themselves out. Even wild wolves have a wisdom about them. Much like humans, the biggest pack is the most social, caring and profitable. Transforming takes energy. Transforming back takes energy. Less. But it takes. So the strain on the heart is huge. Metamorphosis is a bitch. Metamorphosis on a dime, is a whore.Their heart gives way Anon. Too much strain. If I told you that tomorrow you have to run 15 kilometers, eat at least 50 pounds of meat, and then collapse in the evening somewhere, naked, I am sure you would go mad knowing you'd have to do it all again in a month from now. Also, yes, you do shit in the woods. There is no toilet paper, your best bet is a hot spring after.
>>41810377horny awoo paws typed this post
>>41810971And the focus. Focus. You lose control, for even a second. Your entire life could be ruined. It's hunger. Anon. Hunger. Hunger for literally everything. Everyone.>>41810672This. The unwitting ones do so on full moons unchecked. Half aren't conscious when it happens. The ones in packs come in varied flavors too. Maybe just the Alpha is conscious. Maybe they all are. Maybe they are just a group that isn't aware, and that night, all of them, by some stroke of bad luck are all together and light up on that night. There goes the neighbourhood. It takes a supreme lord of will power not to eat everything around it.
>>41810106I saw a werewolf on the train once(in human form), he had a pretty wife and two sons. He was skinny, probably 6 feet but you could see he had some sinewy strength. His hands and feet were big and he had hairy hands i think. He also had like a very developed face, maxilla wise, like a dog if you know what i mean. And he had sharp fang-like teeth.
>>41811004>>41811032what about the sex? do werewolves have heat?
>>41810106Workout get shredded rub rogain all over your body
Seeing so much Wolf related shit shown to me on this site and in life. Probably because I was playing Wolf Among Us, Wolfenstein 2009, and watched the Wolf Man 2010.
>>41810106I think you need to become a native american shaman and become a skinwalker using some sort of dark ritual. Or something.
>>41811312Yeah, maybe once every 2-3 years you transform on a day you’d be in heat. The problem is that your offspring as a human are incompatible with the seed shot from a werewolf. This means you’re functionally infertile.
>>41811866Not necessarily true. You might pound it out if your GF is female. You will then birth another werewolf. It will now have your curse. Why you'd want this, I don't know, but it's there as a possibility on the chart.
>>41810106Do be scared… I’m only gonna vampire about half of you…. The other half, I’m just gonna fuck yous till you die….
>>41812637Yep!
>>41810445are you a werewolf by any chance anon? it seems to me that you talking out of firsthand experience
>>41811866you can have children with other werewolf?
>>41811030total furry gooner death >>41811776spiritual beings can affect your sense of self and energetic shell. Most "dark" rituals either function to shock you and make the original spirit eject and detach to leave you vulnerable to hostile takeover. People who foray into the astral can also have this happen to them, or when you practice a spiritual path and attract the attention of astral circles they might be compelled to groom you with or without your conscious knowledge.
