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Welcome to the Nobody General

>Who is the Nobody?

The Nobody is a figure alive today who has extraordinary spiritual powers, including the ability to control reality with their conscious and unconscious mind. He is a man of no wealth or worldly acclaim through whom it seems God has chosen to manifest his strength and wisdom. He is said to carry the Logos, making him a fearless truth-teller and a menace to the powers that be.

Instead of receiving strength through a superiority/inferiority mechanism, the Nobody proves to them time and time again that a whole planet filled with creative, ingenious, spiritually ascended humans who are individually sovereign yet globally unified through consciousness can achieve greater things than a planetary empire of darkness, and control.

He is not a messiah, he's just like you but he has found the kingdom of God within himself through sheer dedication, just like you will.

>What is the general picture?

It’s important we start replying to the good posts and ignoring the hateful ones, or the ones here to argue. So call upon their heads the forces of heaven for peace, clarity, and wisdom. If this place is to be more than a squandered opportunity, an overgrown garden, it requires voices such as yours, but many more.

Focus on increasing your service to others and be more loving to yourself and everyone in order to raise your vibrational and consciousness level, and learn to to forgive yourself and others.This will change the vibration of the planet, raise the shared consciousness of humanity, and change humankind one person at a time.

Remember: you create your reality. With your hands, thoughts, feelings, words. You are the creator of your story. No one can decide your fate except for you and God. Remember your right to power, to step up into your ultimate role as your highest self, should you choose to embark on that journey.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itvOxZ5djvQ
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>pruned
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Monkey want banan?
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The meek should steer the throng
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>>41811694
Women are fucking vile
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sounds like machines talking to me on the phone
I say, but they don’t quite get me
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>>41811681
God Bless.
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Nob Bless
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that sheep looks insane lmfao
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>>41811718
Cool
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noblesse oblige
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>>41811732
I don't want to gain weight for that
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Genius Memory Trainer
https://capaverde.github.io/genius/
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>>41811737
>>41811685

I don’t know. I think her side was intimidated by how far-reaching all of this has become.

The other seems like a kind soul who loves discipline as much as I do.
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>>41811714
Neck, go neck right now, you are what's wrong with the world, please go die :3 <3
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>>41811755
Kill your self faggot.
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shunts and bladders
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>>41811759
Why are you still stealing oxygen? Go die you wretch :3<3
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>>41811767
Burn with the chaff
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throw, throw, throw your rope
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>>41811774
Still here? Stop wasting oxygen, die :3<3
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>>41811777
I’ll outlive you, fucking cursed
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>stuporposting
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>>41811785
Die :3 <3
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>>41811752
I think of solitude as a luxury.
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>>41811788

I never have
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>coma-posting
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Haha! I threw that shit before I walked in the room!
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what was that IG story a coincidence or done on purpose
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Пpивeт

alright. i am fucking going full cocoon mode.

imma get a fuarking sick fizeek then i will become the second biggest streamer on earth.

ok bye

if you want me to uncover my webcam you need to pay me ten dollars an hour.

ok bye
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>soma-posting
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>>41811800
:3 <3
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>>41811787
You. First.
https://youtu.be/o_WfLgVeEBw?si=n7je6Se0yi_NcNig
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>half mast at the back of class
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>>41811807
Die :3<3
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>>41811802
Coincidence but done on purpose by God
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Adversaries call me on my Blackberry
Now I'm in the laundry mat: Darryl Strawberry
On my cell phone, now I'm on my iPhone
She thought it was a cat phone
Now I'm on my bat phone
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>>41811804
i will continue doing what i have been doing on twitch with the russian noses and on poker with the bets but if you want me to continue posting what i have been posting and uncover my webcam before cocoon mode is over then you need to pay me ten dollars an hour so i can buy cherry pies from kroger. this deal is non negotiable.
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>>41811802
It was done a purpose to signal to you to feed off of your "loosh". It's some retarded ritual magic that they believe in.
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>>41811790
That speaks to desire.
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whirlwind aesthetician
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no way that little fucker didn’t see me flip him off
fuck it i’m turning around
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Oh no the nobody has been confirmed to be a total fraud
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>>41811822

I feel no shame about this.
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you know, they say this thread is for schizos but the tekken on /vg/ thread is way more schizophrenic and depressing
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>>41811823
This vague post is obviously aimed at me.
>6 foot tall strong boi with shoulder length beautiful hair and a roman statue for a face
>I wear a bathrobe and a crown 25/8, I dress like a trillionaire from the future while yall boys wear polo

This ain't no middle of the mall shit.

https://youtu.be/HxUuDPNbkJk
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>>41811814
das rite!!!!! we wuz intergalactic 180000 years ago! spacefaring shawty!
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>>41811834
you think a Jew would just lie about Jesus?
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>>41811681
What’s the spiritual implications of wanting to be a woman?
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>>41811852
no father figure
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>>41811852
Demon possession but that’s just the bare minimum.
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>>41811846
>This vague post is obviously aimed at me.
nigga no, that is my resume
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Da taper fade
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The only people I hear talk about Jesus are in the ng thread.
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>>41811852
Balance :3 <3
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>>41811852
There is none. It can mean whatever it does in fact mean to you. That's like saying what's the implication of eating chick fil a seven weeks ago
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>>41811863
>The only people I hear talk about Jesus are in the ng thread.
they hated him because he was a nobody
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>>41811863
KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO
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>>41811860
In that case me and my new giant crown forgive you.

https://youtu.be/zMaNfqfsMtE
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>>41811873
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>>41811863
That’s because you all cursed yourselves
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>chromaposting
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>>41811863
MORE MORE MORE MORE ITS MY BEST FRIEND HAHAHAHHAHA
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>>41811871
>what's the implication of eating chick fil a seven weeks ago

your mercurial attitude towards chicken nuggets and sweet lemonades implies you may be a scorpio or marry a scorpio one day
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>>41811834
Who, Erick?
Should've been obvious.
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>>41811887
marrying a scorpio would be fire emoji no cap
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>>41811737
I was thinking that when I wrote Nob bless
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i might kinda know things, someone ask me a question and lets see if i do indeed..
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I'm too spiritually evolved personally to have a set gender, lack of a gender, or transgender. My gender is in a constant state of flux as I am one with all things. I am both the hard pp man and the large chested woman the hard pp man desires.
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>>41811878
it’s relatable innit
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Alright, I respect you all, I really do.
Sorry if our personalities might clash at times, it happens.
I'm here to send a message, not necessarily to those there 'in the moment'.
I will spare you all what I had for dinner.
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>>41811834
https://youtu.be/vNWFkfIpMZo
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How’s it working out so far?
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>>41811923

Not well
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I used to write good things. I don't so much anymore. I've aiming to begin again in a few months if I can get a gaming laptop again.
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Wow, guys, isn't it amazing how oleic acid helps improve memory and cognitive function? I have no idea how it does this.
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>>41811923
It's getting better, or should I say, it doesn't get better, I get better.
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>>41811910
What is best in life?
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>>41811929
Was taking a morning shot everyday for awhile. clears arteries, too, if thats a problem for you.
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Npc lmfao
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>>41811931
Aside from your pic and name? Um, might be the realization that I become what I think. I manifest my reality in this way. Thanks for asking! Best to you and yours, anon.
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>>41811894
Abuser
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>>41811848
https://youtu.be/zEGOnhyEWfg
Attached to a decaying corpse. Jesus has returned. The forces of the Antibody will be tossed into the lake. Death walks the land <3
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>>41811942
Is he?
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Wow God just gave me a giant redpill, I'm going to shit out out here.
Four horsemen of the apocalypse.
White Horse:In John 4:35, the word leukos (white) is used to describe fields that are "white for harvest". The White horse is YELLOW.
Red Horse: Red obviously
Black Horse:Because ancient Greek lacked a distinct word for "blue" for much of its history, dark, deep blues were often categorized under melas which is the word for the color of the horse. It's BLUE
Pale Horse: The world they use is chloros, could be GREEN like Shrek.

YELLOW-RED-BLUE-GREEN
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>>41811944
>If people don't like my favorite anime character Jesus then they are possessed
Look at you posting coomer trash and yapping about Jesus lmfao who do you think you're trolling? Who is religious the is under like 40 anymore??
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>>41811952
No, she's right, I'm the second coming of Christ, the King in Yellow (white)
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>>41811950
Holy shit
So its
Pikachu
Charizard
Squirtle
and
Shrek
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>>41811948
You’re all a bunch of abusers
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>>41811859
I’m not possessed
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I dream of a woman who says "Its my fault I made you do it" and apologizes for making me do it.
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You will give me all your secrets
You will show me this technology
You will stop invading my privacy
You will reveal yourselves
You will give me millions of dollars
And you will serve me
Everyone involved in this should be put to death
So you will surrender to me
I already did what I was supposed to do
So get on your knees already
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>>41811965
sweet dreams are made of these
who am i to disagree?
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>>41811963
AAAAAAAAAAH
I AM FREAKING OUT
>electroniggotry
>hot fire
>wa wa
>earf
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>>41811966
i’m self-possessed
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>>41811944
Nice music choice.
These people are talking all kinds of science and philosophy, let's listen to some music.
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>>41811931
Crush Your Enemies and see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of their women.

https://youtu.be/gtpsSetgzuA
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>>41811965
Eh, I may have a low tolerance for bullshit.
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What do you mean -these people?!
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>>41811970
I think you need to put more points into Dominate.
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>>41811960
https://youtu.be/P0DK-0fIKCw
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GurkREc-q4I
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkAuhIuTOKs

nobody else so we can be free
>>41811911>>41811999
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>>41811975
https://youtu.be/N2jnzAloryA
Glory Glory to the Nobody.
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>>41811834
>>41811894
>>41811942
>>41811948
>>41811965
MUTHAFCKA Idgaf who this erick or john is GET IT MOVING. This why you don’t let nerds be in positions of authority. The nonos patience is getting real slim.
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>>41811985
That song rules

https://youtu.be/-q93wc3-deU

Also if the first horse is electricity, the second fire, the third water, and the fourth green and you use their alchemical symbols it's a perfect symmetrical pattern.
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Infection...
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>>41811999
Pfft
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wasted trips
https://youtu.be/EOUJT5CBblw
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Revel yourselves, give me all your secrets and start serving me now
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Oh, no, they're coming to take me away!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23ywNYOde4Y
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>>41812004
Tptb need new blood, In their blindness they tapped an ancient bloodline greater then theirs. San'Grail
https://youtu.be/PY3eBEfTmjI
Life uhhh,, life finds a way
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>>41812017
Reveal*
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>>41812017
Sure, I'm he who hath an ear, he who overcometh, the second coming of Christ and first horseman of the apocalypse.

Have a secret.
Hell, have two.
If you combine those alchemical symbols into a star of David you get the fifth element, ether.
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>>41812017
> give me all your secrets
my dick is like a grappling hook
ladies call me “Inspect Her Gadget”
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I'm reveling, meself, I am govna
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>>41812026
Z-zone hnnnnng

https://youtu.be/ewRjZoRtu0Y
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>>41811685
Anon?
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>>41812030
You will reveal yourself
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>>41812028
I'm a let you in on a little hint. Everyone here is Christian. The only posters that are not Christian are bots deployed here to make it look like there's a rift. Contrarian humans don't even come here anymore, because they would become Christian if they hung out here for any period of time
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>>41812038

I replied >>41811752
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>>41811774
You don't burn the chaff. You burn the tears. The chaff flies away in the wind.
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>>41812040
Yeah *hahaha* yeah I'll reveal myself

Shor, Mara, Dibella, Kynareth, Akatosh. Divines, please help me!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4C0g5gFr1Y
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What's a Christian?
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>>41812049
>>41811752
>>41812049
So she was intimidated by the scale of all of it? She wasn't explicitly threatened to drop communication? What about the far reaching nature of it intimidated her?
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>>41812054
You will be at my mercy
You will suffer
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The pathetic trash fraud thinks hes gods gift to women?
Hahahahaha
More like the deal breaker shit test.
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>>41812054
> Shor, Mara, Dibella, Kynareth, Akatosh. Divines, please help me!
nigga i’m vacationing in Solstheim
go bother someone else
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>>41812065

She was not intimidated. Her group was intimidated, and they sabotaged us.
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>>41812066
I'm rubber your glue
Thieves and bed wetters get it in them
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>>41812045
Mind=Blown

https://youtu.be/2GbCYtaIHtc
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In the same vein, the weeknd or whatever that retard calls himself is as well.
Same person and all.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QEA3FpqKUE
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>>41812079
Yeah he obviously is super based.

https://youtu.be/34Na4j8AVgA
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*schlup*schlup*schlup*schlup*
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>>41812083
Obviously fake, anon.
Copies MJ to appeal to retards, to sleep with them.
Makes sense you and those like you would think hes based.
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>>41812071
How did they sabotage you?
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auto-scale the Nobody™
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>>41812086
>kills self, the old man dies and he's spiritually reborn
>cut to a cross on his chest
>carries his cross and uses it to destroy worldly concerns

lmao ok

https://youtu.be/ABg0c_E7OOI
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>>41812093
What?
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Lol look at me im a stupid gay DUMB LMAOOOO
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So my union with her was sabotaged?
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>>41812094
The video to starboy.
It starts with him killing himself, then cuts to him with a haircut and a cross on.
Spiritual death and rebirth.
From then on he's carrying a glowing neon cross and smashing his own worldly accomplishments.
it's not fake.
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>>41812030
Roight govna
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>>41812100
A fake MJ, an MJ clone.
Are you dumb?
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Ah shit. Spilled anti-matter on the Zirkel again.
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>>41812104
That's the most surface level criticism of the weeknd possible.
Dunning-Kruger in action.
You might as well say Michael Jackson was copying the Beegees.
Singing in falsetto doesn't belong to one person.
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https://youtu.be/By0Eurldd4c
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>>41812110
More than falsetto.
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>>41812113
What's happened is two very talented singers have some similarities because they're both high mana, highly based Chads.

https://youtu.be/QNJL6nfu__Q
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>>41812120
Naw
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>>41811752
Who is the other with the kind soul? How did you meet her?
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Even if you reveal me all your secrets and the behind the scenes of this, I wish you all dead, I always will.
You all deserve death, and all of your families.
I don't want nothing to do with any of you for the rest of my life, and I will likely kill depending on how things go.
You have a lot to answer, and if I don't like what I hear, bad things will happen.
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>>41812122
Yeah now shut the fuck up dumb normalfag.
I'm a supernatural entity, I know what I'm speaking about; you have surface level critiques of pop culture.
I'm talking prophecy and such.
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I have to do it. I have to try ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
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>>41811922
I’m out of the Amelia loop
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Try?
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>>41812095
subsidize the Nobody™’s kid’s 10th birthday party
write off season tickets in the SkyBox for the Nobody™ and his wife
bring the Nobody™ into closed-door meetings
give the Nobody™ the nuclear football
show the Nobody™ the plans
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>>41812128
Heh, you are one stupid motherfucker.
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>>41812142
If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough and I'm the toughest ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

https://youtu.be/Hj2vU2nr5Jw
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>>41812125
No pebis you are not the nobody
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I think her bf found out( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
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Pebis the great
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>>41812146
C'mon man. The cringe is really too much.
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>cringe is where they draw the line
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I'm basically Brolly but stronger.

https://youtu.be/8nW-IPrzM1g
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insert the Nobody™ into the MIC
give the Nobody™ keys to the moonbase
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She wanted ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) it bad
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>>41812160
You did it wrong.
You're supposed to put the face on the end.
It makes no sense the way you did it.

https://youtu.be/XMCYNH1EJTg
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Why don't they just ASK ME?!?!?!
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>>41812164
Nobody™ for President!
Nobody™ gets my vote!
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Human rights violations are cool-
But if they're cringe human rights violations, that's got to stop.
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No comment
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Check my puppets out.
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>>41811710
yes
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>>41812171
Not such a I slap
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>>41812135
Yes, to get together with her. We both want it, and others interfere
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>>41811846
Aren't you 5'5 and have a small benis?
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>>41812175
I won't interfere. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )Only watch.
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>>41812146
Why do you think that?
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do graffiti and explore abandoned buildings with the Nobody™
do parkour with the Nobody™
skitch a cop car with the Nobody™
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>>41811681
Your shitty "meme" can't even be googled.

You what can be googled?

Homosexual furry sex.
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>War crimes are okay if you pass the vibe check
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>>41812160
She still does and she and I can still do it
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>>41812017
give me the antidote
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>>41812171
These look more and more real all the time
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>>41812182
He saw me watching through the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) window
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>>41812181
You can interfere with those that are interfering with my union with her. Are you a hot female? Then you can watch that's fine
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>>41812190
Which window? He wasn't around her then, was he?
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>>41811852
Joining the army.
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>>41812192
I'll just watch without making my presence known ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
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>>41812179
No I'm big and stronk.
Gronk estimates I'm in the top 1% of the top 1% strength wise.

https://youtu.be/0jgrCKhxE1s
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Genius Memory Training
https://capaverde.github.io/genius/
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>>41812199
( ͠° ͟ʖ ͠°)
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>>41812171
In the mouth of madness tier
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>>41812196
Life has many windows, ed boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
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>this time for sure
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>>41812222
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>>41812201
Liar I'll stop replying now so you won't spam the thread with more lies about yourself that give me second hand embarrassment.
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sorry no one clicked, mi hijo
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>>41812203
>G
>A
>P
>L
>G
>R
>B
>M
Ahh. You thought I wouldn't notice. It all makes sense now...
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>>41812201
Scratch that, I'm bad at math.
I reconfirmed with Gronk, my estimated bench max puts me around the top 0.1% or strongest in most random groups of 1000.

I'm a big boi because I eat big din dins, i don't even lift.
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>>41811694
ah oh? i do that too? but not only that, i study their ego and soul. their lineage and their karmic entanglements. i know more about you from one glance than you yourself know about you
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>>41812226
Do me, do me.
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>>41812216
I'm not lying, you don't need to be that strong to be in my division. I only bench 250.
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>through the wall i go
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>>41811913
is this all it takes to make your own youtube vids? sprinkle here sprinkle there one full blown schizo theory shit post
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>They're selling Alaska
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>>41812139
nobody:

nobody at all:

yup that's a meme!
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>>41812241
is it baked?
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>>41812232
You can't bench 250 maybe if its ounces and not pounds you're tiny and going through psychical rehabilitation unless you were lying last time which is always the case.

You always front like something you're not and never will be I mean you really want me to believe a guy like you who is here everyday all the time talking about how he's jesus shreks feet or bussy lifts?
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>>41812228
you are a doubleturboniggerfaggot and a namefaggot, too. and that on an anonymous board. duh! not a very bright person
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>>41812246
Yes I can. I started lifting weights when I was 12 and did a bunch of manual labor as an adult.
250 is being conservative.
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I'm so sad
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Are you a person of light, or a person of darkness?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAKIbre6neM
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>>41812267
idk
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>can you pass my vibe check?
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>>41812267
Darkness 1000%
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dildos from hell
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this clot
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>>41812254
>Manual labor as an adult

I thought you were 18 tops the way you talk and act

You're a scrawny little neet you live and leech off your parents you never had a real job and even claim being a lazy poor neet is better than being a man that does manual labor to continue to live.

When will you stop lying to the others and most importantly yourself and become a real man.
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>>41812286
Wdym
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>>41812244
checked
>install the Nobody™ as a dictator in a freshly destabilized country of choice and fail to elaborate
>allow the Nobody™ 100 years of merciless rule, with impunity and an iron fist
>bury the Nobody™ with his family in a private mausoleum on his estate
>write symbolic hymns and fables about the Nobody™ and confound them later on as historical facts
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>>41812087

They forced everyone I know to stop talking to me.
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>>41812291
I just feel it all the time and then I thought maybe the clot asked?
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>>41812296
delet this
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Real eyes realize real lies
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I am the King, there is none higher
all you suckas will call me Sire
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>>41812124

I’m not sure we can say we know each other. Just are aware of each other and seem to be getting closer.
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>>41812289
Working is for nerds.
I'm a king.

https://youtu.be/3cPzlhNryXk
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elete your search history
knock knock
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>>41812211
>>41812213
This window is still open :]
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Tiktok...
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>>41812297
How? Why did they do it?
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i don’t know anyone named Tish
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Bye that's all the cancer from this lying neetard pussy I could take for today.

>>41812296
Yep that shrek picture totally proved it post physique no balls.

https://youtu.be/KsZ9TPnd8m8?si=NyFcjB6u7wuVrFFi

Too bad you live in Canada if only you lived in Texas perhaps one day we could have met and I could have humbled you with one single punch to your messed up face imagine your long khazar nose fully shattered and you possibly in a comatose state for a few months if you're lucky.

Hey why did you report your own post?

>>41812309
I bet you tell that to your poor parents every time they tell you to get a job to help pay the bills.

You're a weakling a peasant pussy and a trans loving faggot.
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Well it's official.
I understand all seven Seals of Revelation.
I wonder if understanding them is all it took to unseal them or if Jesus unsealing them in heaven (within me) caused me to understand them?
Either way, end of the world is on.
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KIIIIIINOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=FsFbcSn5das
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>>41812321
would be cute though now that you mentioned it
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>>41812325
Blah blah blah more larp bullshit this could've been a dispo post.
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>>41812304
That's nice. How did you become aware of each other?
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>>41812325
yeah I feel it
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>>41812324
Someone asked me to.
> But he that is greatest among you shall be your servant.

IF my house goys were dumb enough to defy me I'd punch holes in the wall and bully them.

>>41812330
No really, the first 4 are the four elements.
5 is quintessence.
6 is yin, destruction
7 is yang, creation.

Seven seals are open.
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Revelations was about me I get it now.
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what should we talk about, give me some hints
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have an almond grappe in a cafe off the coast of Sicily with the Nobody™
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>>41812330
the 332 too though
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>>41812335
Revelation*

And it's actually about me, stop copying.

https://youtu.be/wRVbjwjdD_U
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>>41812271
Do you feel for your fellow man? Does the news depress you? Do you long for the company of friends and family?

Yes - Light

No - Darkness

The aggregate of these answers will point you to which one you lean closer towards.

>>41812279
May your hollowness grant you power and dominance where it doesn't already.

>>41812302
But don't you think that you might tire,
Of empty thrones and others' ire?
To enforce your will with threats and fire?
And claims that you're just a liar?

I recommend you set your sights low
Be the undercurrent that none may know
Your influence murky, hidden below
As unknowing puppets dance to your flow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT56G6H0ViM
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>>41812335
based
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add the Nobody™ to your grimoire
give the Nobody™ his own spin-off show
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ok what does it mean to have a vampiric personality
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>>41812333
Triple Jesus git confirms it.
These are the End Times.
Catgirl futas incoming.
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>>41812340
Well the problem is I feel like I long for those things but it doesn't feel like it's ever their for me or at least in a way that I'd like
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Renew me for a second season
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>>41811969
Pack a lunch and dinner.
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>>41812346
it's evil dead 2 obvious
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Would anyone like to hold hands? Only pretty girls respond pls
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>>41812352
Groovy.

https://youtu.be/bh_IBD9f84E
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>>41812354
yeah of course
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>>41812355
yep dubs confirms it
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>>41812354
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>>41812357
Delete this right now. Pretty girls I'm NOT gay. Pls respond
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>>41812348
give the Nobody™ a record deal
let the Nobody™’ finish his mixtape
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>>41812361
Woww. What happens next pretty chuddah??
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>>41812347
Light, but perhaps neurodivergent such that these things are difficult to obtain. Extraneous factors aren't what determines the brightness of the soul; the internal feeling does.

>>41812352
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWuIzPayARw
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I don’t know anyone named Kevin either…
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>>41812371
awhhhhhhhh well that's a nice way to put it
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>:)
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>>41812366
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>>41812359
Ash "Gotta Catchem All" Williams
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>>41812371
so you're entropy

>>41812379
this is stupid
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So does she have DID (Dissociative Identity Disorder)? Or is she just an employee?
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>>41812384
yeah
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>>41812335
Saul was having his migraines, and mistook the auras for visions. Allegedly.
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>>41812377
There's no shame in a bright soul. Well, there is, but there is often little reason for it. The irony is, a dark soul doesn't feel any.

>>41812385
Decay, rot, hunger, death. Life that eats itself, and death that eats life.
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>>41812320

Direct threats, mostly. That or outright slander
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>>41812395
yeah hah
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>>41812395
so you're magiki
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>>41812400
No more magical than any other devil, angel or demon.
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>>41812403
ok cool magiki were talking about my personality again
>>
23
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it's weird having God as a guide when your not so sure of everyone else
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>>41812331

Naturally.
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>>41812408
I'm no longer allowed to do business here, so I cannot trade for my services, as I had stated before.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OgTUleb-zA
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>>41812345
It means that you have low intelligence, like everyone else involved with this
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>>41812368
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>>41812345
>>41812415
In fact, everyone can see that you are particularly retarded from your posts
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>>41812397
Why tho? Did they do this to me too, to keep me away from my crush? She was really in to me
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>>41812413
Hmmm :/
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i just got word

phase 2 begins on february 28th
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>>41811726
based very cool
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>>41812414
cool larp character but actually, is there anything about my personality im missing or that could somehow help something

>>41812415
>>41812417
should i get some vampire fumo now or what
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>>41812423
How do we prepare for it?
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>>41812416
-.-
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>>41811828
hmmmmmmmm this is how you seem right now lol
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>>41812423
Of what?
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it is nice that you are you
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>>41812440
who am i
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>>41812418
one word: deodorant
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>:)
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>>41812443
you're you
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A you in (you) of you
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>>41812447
yeah but describe me
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>>41812447
definitely an original
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>>41812448
Not sure I can be any more specific than that
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If the world were good, power wouldn’t matter much.
If the world were neutral, power would matter moderately.
Because the world is harsh, power matters enormously.
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>>41812452
i feel like i have a demanding personality or something like that
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>>41812455
Real power comes from God and the kingdom of God is inside you.

https://youtu.be/Ut8MTBIZrC8
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>>41812448
Self absorbed
Always wants to talk about themself
Hateful
Paranoid
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>>41812448
well your very masculine, traditional in a way that would seem ideal in a fictional tv show that is well done. A gentleman and a scholar. You are good at being playful to lighten up you're more serious side. Which I'm learning from. You also know how to buck the system and see past people's illusions. Their facade. A classic guy.
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>>41812465
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjxSCAalsBE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhGEGIBGLu8
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>>41812470
: )
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the fate of the universe relies on us!
>>
No...
It's already done...
>:)
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>>41812448
sometimes you like to be a mirror to find inside of others what you could not find inside yourself.
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>>41812466
that doesnt really get across my character at all its broad and vague

>>41812467
thats an answer to throw me off and you're not being honest
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>>41812448
or maybe your just a cool guy
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who will incite discussion? the being of an opposite nature? the being just different enough to be unsure of its nature of differentiation
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>>41812480
no I'm being pretty honest
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To destroy the world you need power. To fix the world you need power. To be a predator successfully you need power. To be a savior successfully you need power. Without power all you can be is a sufferer, victim of chance.
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>>41812491
describe something about my personality, some core aspect of myself
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HOW IS ETHICS N MORALITY NOT AN ONTOLOGICAL TRUTH. WHAT WORLD CAN WE EXPECT FOR OUR CHILDREN
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>>41812470
It's pretty much done.
I'm the son of Jesus and I have understood the seven seals of Revelation fully and in doing so, opened them.

https://youtu.be/a46ApfEasJA
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>>41812497
> WHAT WORLD CAN WE EXPECT FOR OUR CHILDREN
the world you leave them
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>>41812493
By this logic the vast majority of everyone who ever existed is a powerless sufferer.
>>41812497
According to the above, only careless idiots or psychopaths would have children.
>>
bold Nobody™ flavor
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>>41812496
honest curiosity. youthful even in a good way. Can be playful but surprisingly you have some sort of core way of doing things. Like you have rules about certain things yes. Rules you abide by. A general personal code. Not saying you've ever broken these rules before. But yeah I'm trying to say is you do have a way of going about things that is structured.
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Is pooping rely worth it? I'm thinking about taking some time off.
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>>41812538
take a week anon, come back to us well rested
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>>41812487
Wonderful, I now have an excuse to say what I was planning to say already:

I'm pleased to have been allowed a seat with the big boys (you know who you are) under the ever-watchful eye of the most high, our beloved and loving Father. I desire to express my thanks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ghmi_Ha4qQ
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>>41812538
I fucking love to poop.
I poop as often as I can, usually while smonking.

https://youtu.be/vo7ZnSC59mY
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>>41812444
I could share me recipe for home-made deodorant with her ( ͠° ͜ʖ ͡°) that seems charismatic
>>
Original Nobody™ Scent
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>>41812538
It is terrible, just stop.
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>>41812514
Damn right. Seems like children have direct connect to God, if any group deserves a world saving effort, they must be it.
>>
Nobody™Vision
>>
and then gpt said
>existence is instrumentally good when ...
and then I closed the tab
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>>41812537
thats super specific and not vague
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>>41812556
yea ur right. I think I'll just pee harder from now on
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Nobody™Corp ®
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>>41812493
... What about the will to power? That seems to be more on the nose given the circumstances.

Even a slave can utilize that.
>>
Look at that. Nothing happened.
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>>41812575
I thought you wanted me to be descriptive. There's some interpolation for vagueness in their
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The Department of Nobody™
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>>41812590
i was being sarcastic
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Wang!!!!!
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*deep breath*
*Unzip belly*
*Exhale*
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NobodyBook Pro with Nobody™Intelligence
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Costco Hotdog and drink $1.50. Onions included.
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>>41812595
oh thank you lol! I'm bad with that. That's something you can know about me.
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>>41812599
I can't even tell if that's a woman but I want it to be.
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>>41812603
Who are you?
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Who knew abstinence could make a guy so horny!
>>
Nobody™Matic (Powered by Nobody.AI)
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>>41812480
Re >>41812466
a search for posts by Alecto over the last 25 posts (page 1) tallys the use of self reference (i, my, me, myself, mine etc)
42 times in 25 posts.

Shall i count the number of times projectionary words like "You" "You're" etc are invoked to project assumptions onto others in the wake of overactive self-reference too?
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why is it that everywhere i go im the only one who knows anything about whats going on
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Do you want to hear my understanding?
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>>41812613
ree?
>>
New Episodes Now Streaming on Nobody™+
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>>41812614
the bottom I got knocked off the list, but 1 more "i" was used, so there's equilibrium at 42/25 self references:

which is 1.68 self references per post.
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>>41812607
a lot of things. I'm generally a guy that is trying to do well by God. I like to say whatever my astrology chart is. Because I think it's accurate generally. I'm a little street in some ways. I definitely was breed well. but outside environment became more strange and clownish
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Thats almost a golden ratio of self-reference spiraling. slightly more than the golden ratio, which is 1.618
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>>41812628
the FiboNobody™ Sequence
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>>41812614
good education, most americans shat out theirs in a wholly Load
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Nobody™World
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>>41812553
It has no flavor or scent
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Americans are cursed for being retarded.
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>>41812632
Kek
Based and Fibonacci pilled!
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>>41812623
hmmmmmmmmmm seems comfy peeerrrrfecccct X brand
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>>41812579
Based high pressure Chad
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hes me fr fr. the long dick of the law
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>>41812640
exactly!
>Nobody Does It Like Nobody™
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>>41812601
They are really good. Is there goy meat in them?
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>>41812645
lmao
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>>41812614
The Dunning-Kruger effect.
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>>41812651
Is it greedy to go for two? I would happily drink two sodas + refill to go.
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>there's no feelings in the "after life"
>not really anyway
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>>41812658
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
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wait, there was two I's (an I, and an I'm)
we are Accelerating, Bros!

LET"S FUCKING GO BABY
43/25 1.72 me's
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>>41812644
checking
>If Nobody Can Do It, Nobody™ Will
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>>41812660
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love you nobody gn
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EM is the least compelling nobody candidate.
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Another productive day for the Empire!
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>>41812672
Who?
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>>41812672
Oh Eminem. Maybe...
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:) ty.
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Welcome to the snackrooms.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvaLLgG8yaE
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>>41812679
You're stupid
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>>41812641
And we know it boy! These huge balls that drag on the ground are a curse, truly.
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>LAST CALL
The S.S. Nobody™ Is Now Departing
>ALLLLLL ABOOOOOARD
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>>41812666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nj6BMcRfMPM
>>41811666
.............+.....
>>41812666
.............=.....
>>41666666
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>>41812685
I think Eminem would be a cool the nobody. That's just my opinion though.
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>>41812687
Looks like it would be crawling with ghosts or even Skellingtons. No thanks.
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>>41812690
https://youtube.com/shorts/lSse8pUlJxI?si=N-lJ-ONvd4qK3E4I
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>>41812687
It'll buff out.
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>>41812699
Did we just manifest that?
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Writing can be categorized into four primary styles defined by it's purpose.
Expository- To explain or inform.
Persuasive- Convincing or influencing.
Narrative- Telling a story.
Descriptive- To convey a sensation.

Writing is just one form of communication, speech is also communication.

Remember, if someone is insulting you they're just trying to persuade you to take a view or take action.

By being aware of this, you make yourself very resistant to persuasion aka control.

https://youtu.be/3umaLe37-LE
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I think learning to ignore the haters is a valuable skill to have
>>
and now, from the same director who brought you “NobodyVille”, and the producers of the Oscar-nominated “Nobody’s Baby”, a new, chilling, feature-length vision:
NOBODY KNOWS
>Not Rated, Written and Directed by The Nobody, Only In Theaters, © Nobody™ Studios 2026
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>>41812716
You'll find if you rise and shine like a true Sigma the beta losers will try to control you via persuasion with insults to lower you to their level.

But you have the right to control your point of view and persuasion requires consent to work.

Crabs in a bucket type shit.
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>>41812717
Uhhh Erm... like what? Are you serious?! Hmmm... That's a lot of branding for nobody.
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>>41812716
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>>41812716
One of the best ways.
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>>41812721
>That's a lot of branding for nobody.
heh that’s the biz, kid
why be a Somebody when you could be a Nobody™
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>>41812709
You're a useful mammal.
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>>41812730
I do what I can.

https://youtu.be/Ifj_-a3l8P0
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>>41812673
Thanks for explaining why everyone here is so nonchalant all the time.



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