how do i get abducted by a mommy alien race? i want to serve a amazonian-like female only overlord of lustful alien women
>>41822470go to bed
the inner world is just as vast as the universe out there.listen quietly and she will tell you how to be her good little boy.
>>41822644have you ever archived such relationship with a being like that?
>>41822782not really my thing but I don't think it's any weirder than what I got going on.
>>41822855what is going out for you?
>>41822470Amazonian? Why not serve the OG màma of the Amazon? Do Ayahuasca and commend your heart, offer your mind and body.
>>41823003pachamama?
> anon wants to get his dick wet> thinks it out, does the math> concludes that this is more likely to happen by getting abducted by horny space aliens than by going out and meeting an IRL woman many such cases
>>41822470I guess do CE5 or something
alright, so the bad news is that there aren't any ALIEN dommy mommies. BUT, the faefolk, more specifically the ones of higher courts are essentially just the affini.they are ancient, matriarchal, heavily associated with nature, keep humans as pets, and you definitely "shouldn't" drink or eat anything they give you. so my best advice is to get lost in the woods in ireland.
>>41822470Fuck the weeds. Free Terra.
>>41827311>so my best advice is to get lost in the woods in ireland.I've seen where this goes.
counter argument. if the worst possible result of your fae sex quest is becoming a werewolf, i think that might be a win win scenario.
>He wants to be bossed around by a whole race of bitches who see him at best as an idiot child or a pet, at worst as a slave (not in the hot sexual way even)You're a cuck.
>>41829327you're objectively correct, but the fact that you even know what we're talking about means that you have read it right? this is like a foot fetishist calling out an artist for drawing someone's toes with too much detail. why would you look in the first place?
>>41829526Because my mind is at odds with itself.On the one hand, it seeks pornotopic comforting fantasies desperately; on the other, it violently rejects any utopic/"unrealistic" thinking.I am a huge mother-son incest enthusiast: the fantasy plays off frictionless in an ideal perfect world that violently clashes against the imperfect real world.The thing with these fantasies is that once they are done serving/comforting me, they make me feel extremely bitter about reality itself; the real comes knocking on my door: the reality that a "mother" is not just some nurturing bimbo, but a character that operates within a power hierarchy; an archetype that does not exist to serve.I wanted to fuck my mom, except not really, but an idealized signifier that more or less took some aspects of her and maximized them into an imaginary character. You're done fucking your hand to your perfect lookalike doll, and you come down to the world where your mom is a nag, who needs help and care, who often is at odds and has terrible opinions: a real person.Had I seen this thread on /trash/ and my dick was in my hand, I would have contributed to nurturing the fantasy, because my first impulse is "hell yeah that's awesome and hot", but since I am here, all I could think of was "this dude is fucking dumb for wanting something like that to exist."
>>41829629look. i'm just going to say it like i see it, and you probably already know this. but you're reflecting your anger of yourself onto others. fantasy is food for the soul, but if you drown yourself in it it will turn only into a bitter poison of want. and since you only know how to engage in it in excess, you assume others do the same.if you want to be happy in this world you must reach your fantasies halfway and learn when enough is enough. or else you will be left eternally dissappointed.
>>41829756Yeah, sorry for going on a faggoty personal blog rant like that, didn't expect anyone to engage. Wish I had my coomer hat on instead, maybe we would have hit it off better.
>>41829778too be fair, we're all likely faggots here. this is a HDG based board. the circle between people who like human-domestication-guide, and people who're trans is almost a circle.we might as well be on /lgbt/
>>41823034Anon did the math, so have I. I mean my match rate on dating apps is in the thousands to zero, so yea.
>>41829927we're on 4chan. i don't think there was any math to be done
>>41822470Tbh my best idea that I'm deploying to make this happen is trying to manipulate what will happen to me in the next life. This one will do what it needs do but I want to gear fate towards more tall dommy mommy's. I'm fine with relinquishing control, I just want a break of a life cycle
>>41829938Good point. LOA people say ANYTHING can be manifested and Earth is obviously a lost cause so why not.
what thsi is so awesome i am so naughty
>>41831074???
>>41831103i am naughty as hell
>>41831112anon, if you're high on alien drugs the least you can do is not rub it in our faces.
>>41831112you are not "naughty as hell"
>>41831468why? explain
>>41831515There is no real proof that you're "naughty as hell". Please provide it.
>>41831529why not
>>41831529i am so naughty okay i am pervert
if anyone replies to me then youre loser
hahahahahahahahahaha
>>41831578>>41831589pervert pervert or /x/ pervert?
>>41823034Some dudes would rather summon multi-dimensional parasites to show them visions, suck their loosh, and probably torture them when that gets boring; than go to real women, because real women are picky, and multi-dimensional parasites are not.
i will kill them
>>41831610loser
>>41831648Anons are choosing between that and nothing.
>>41831648never understood this logic. if we as a sapient race want to fuck other intelligent species. than there must be others in the universe just as perverted as us.
these shits must die
>>41831074>>41831824i think anon is on some mister jackle & hide timing. this is the same person right?
>>41831679>>41831824don't kill them
we're getting so off track. going back to the fae thing. they have a strict code of conduct, one which they love to use the loopholes of, and or exploit, which they might use against you.be kind and proper, this should also go into your clothing choices as well. and don't wear anything that can push them away such as silver and perhaps other artificial materials. once you meet a fae you want, maybe consider dropping your name if you want more of a pet thing. but if you do it like that they might actually just turn you into their slave. however if this is not what you want, keep your noble demeanor from before but try to be suave.
>>41831888but if you want an alien SPECIFICALLY. maybe try, and i am in no way joking, acid. it seemed to do great for the hippies idk.
this thread = trash
In the eyes of these beings, I am the pit bull of human beings. Extremely capable, unpredictable, and uniquely dangerous in ways to them. I honestly hope the intergalactic equivalent of a Butch lesbian couple adopt me and spoil the shit out of me. Just spa treatments and fine dining between hunting trips.
>>41831888>>41831900Hold up. Who are you? You’ve met them before, I can tell. You must have met other things. Gods?
>>41829184>unable to sleep for the rest of timeI don't care how many wolf knots I could take, it's not worth it.
>>41822470The first step, peel your bananasThe second step, toss in some grapesThe third step, chop up some applesChop up some melons and put them on your plate
not sexy at all
>>41832031i didn't say anything about screwing wolves???????????????????i just think they were cool.
>>418319911. first rule of chaos magic. you can meet anything if you're either high, creative, or schizophrenic enough2. i have and it was the most viscerally beautiful and terrifying i have ever experienced. and before any of you horny bastards get the idea, DO NOT.
kill them
trash
>>41832080you know how people say reality is delusion? well that makes a lot more sense when you have the true form of a god psychically projected into you. to say it was all concepts manifest does not do it justice for it was the death of division, the only way i can describe it as a pure universal ONE. where everything has since come from and will come back to. eternally consuming, becoming, and birthing reality. also it was a women. i don't know why that was almost as important as the other thing to her, but she made that point very clear.
trash concept my dudes
>>41832080>>41832158>>41831888>>41831900you don't have to do anything, they must simply have the desire
>>41832189i don't know how to tell you this. but want acts as a DRIVE for action, and doesn't fulfill it on its own. if that were the case animals would have no need to hunt because the food would just be instantly transported into their stomachs. there would have been no reason to free the slaves because if they wanted hard enough the chains would just fall of them. i do think the mind has an inherent effect on reality, but your paradigm doesn't add up to how the world works??????
>>41832227who's the true magician? the one who opens the door or the one to whom the door opens itself?
huh bad idea no sorry
>>41832238"who's the true magician?"how about desire to make out with me? how about that magick girl?
>>41832264I'm exit only
>>41831888>once you meet a fae you want, maybe consider dropping your name if you want more of a pet thing. but if you do it like that they might actually just turn you into their slave. however if this is not what you want, keep your noble demeanor from before but try to be suave.I need their true names before I submit to them.
>>41832282we are searching for doms. faefolk would never do that intentionally unless they were a sub.
>>41832268i don't know how to tell you this. but this is very much a yuri related thread.surf the google search for human-domestication-guide for like 10 minute and you'll understand.
>>41831822There are. I've asked this question before and there definitely are. They're disallowed from visiting though. Y'see, Earth is a prison planet, only there are no conjugal visits. Maybe a whisper in your ear when you wake up in the morning.There IS a woman somewhere out there in the universe who would think you are a chad of chads though; but this place is blacklisted from travel mostly, and heavily guarded against everything save a few rich erudite species who think we are garbage pig experiments that deserve to be tortured.
the trash
>>41832388why would we even be a prison planet? never understood that. individual groups of humans have blamed certain acts upon entire species. like how people would sometimes kill a bunch of tigers because one ate a kid. but i can't imagine a union of several different races all deciding put another on house arrest. and that's also ignoring the other problem of how you ever be able to organize such a thing?
>>41832388>we are garbage pig experiments that deserve to be tortured.this is true though
>>41832442Prison not in the way that we have all done some big crime to be incarnated here, but it is a prison. The man to your left could have just been in the wrong place at the wrong time, the man to your right could have been a freedom fighter.>>41832457Whose fault is it when pottery implodes; the sculptor, or the clay?
>>41832478alright, so keeping this in mind. could i convince one of the wardens to let me out and be my wife?
>>41832532It's almost as if you know. NoThe only way to see her would be Armageddon. The total destruction of Earth, and any systems of control that they own. Or, less likely, if you vehemently refused reincarnation until they give up or you regain too much of yourself.
>>41829327i am a baby thats what i am
>>41829629you described the virgin mary
>>41829820i did post this same thread three days ago on /LGBT/ and hasnt died yet, but i am a cis guy who is mainly atracted to women
>>41831648not only they are picky but they are also cruel
>>41831888how do you know so much about the Fae?
Nobody better post that green text from /fringe/ where anon gets subsumed by his giantess tulpa
>>41832843i'm just really autistic and my special interests include almost anything anthropology related. which includes mythology. if you were hoping i was a high noble of the fae court, that would just whisk you away from mundane life, you are sorely mistaken</3.
