I've developed a conspiracy theory that unites all others except for the flat earth. This is a problem because in the card game Inwo, the flat earth is there, meaning if my theory doesn't include the flat earth, then it's incomplete. But despite that, I'll share this theory with you. It's quite simple: human beings, this planet, the solar system, it's all artificial. I'm not talking about the Matrix, I'm talking about aliens who smuggled human beings from somewhere else and maintain this illegal business here as a hidden brothel or den, and true humanity is somewhere else.
>>41834750This has already been an conspiracy theorytoo late buddy
I had never heard about it.
>>41834836You have never heard of the anunnaki?
>>41834848Cat girls that made mankind
I never heard about of the "brothel earth," perhaps that explains why unconsciously people consider chastity morally correct, but instincts prevent them from being chaste. Genetically modified to behave like prostitutes?
Flat earth doesn’t fit bc it is meta conspiracy. If all this other stuff is untrue/hidden, the world might as well be flat too. Bigger clue is, it would be with consensus.
>>41834750Stage Earth, Globe Theater
It's truly heartbreaking to imagine that they were all stolen or illegally purchased to be genetically modified into sexual slaves.
This would explain why women have a destructive instinct to stay with aggressive men who mistreat them; a destructive instinct can only be artificially maintained because it harms the children. Therefore, those who trafficked human beings to the "brothel planet" are sociopaths, abusers, with a fetish for seeing innocents being used and for giving themselves to monsters.
This would also explain why Muslims believe in a paradise that is a brothel.
Actually, that would explain a lot. It sounds a lot like the Gnostic belief in archons and how events repeat themselves in lives, or sexual temptations. Everyone on Earth, in a condition of sexual slavery on a brothel planet, would be abducted at night for sexual and entertainment purposes without having any idea what happened the next day. The more I imagine, the sadder and more degrading the situation seems to me.
I was thinking, this must just be a misinterpretation of biology; humans need to reproduce, and as a consequence we have to feel exaggerated or difficult-to-control sexual pleasure. But then I thought a little and realized that if we reason, why don't people rationally choose their sex to have more children? And those who think this way leave more descendants? This business of humanity having been secretly trafficked to another place starts to make sense; in that other place, everyone must be beautiful, sexually restrained, moral, monogamous, and young, because that's what the morality within us screams is the most beautiful, I mean, the most correct for our original nature.
>>41834750>flat earth gets continued to be called a conspiracy theoryIts 2026 and retards still want to dress up flat earth in something its not.You want to unite flat earth with other conspiracy theories? Completely fucking retarded and irrelevant, it isnt a theory.If you said that 2 + 2 = uranium hotdog it would be as equally as correct and relevant as the shit you just said. Flat earth was settled a long time ago, the globe was dead a long time ago. Only fucking globetard crayon munches on the internet want to insist some other jewish fucking horseshit.Even more convinced that you all have fucking cheeto fingers on your keyboards like actual basement losers, when sailors had to navigate backhome out on the dark deep ocean with celestial navigation, life or death situation. That or youre just incompetent agents who get paid to troll fatigueFeels like Im the only one carrying the flat earth torch, which is why flat earth isnt going anywhere. Where's my help in nailing down these damn clowns guys? Seems like all theres to talk about with flat earth is esoteric, etheric, and supernatural stuff. Doesnt have to be this way guys, we can accept earth is factually and objectively flat, better we move it AWAY from paranormal topics.Much more happier to talk about God, the Devil, and globe earth spiritual-programming. Flat earth was settled long ago already
>>41836202Maybe you're right about flat earth, but your emotionally driven, insult riddled rants aren't convincing anyone. You're the equivalent of a christian going around trying to convert people by telling them they'll go to hell if they don't convert. Doesn't work. Good luck convincing people you aren't just retarded, emotional and mentally ill when this is your approach. Read your post to yourself and tell me you'd give a fuck about what anyone says if they typed that shit to you.
>>41836287Yes I am emotionally driven, why the hell wouldnt you be?! At some point the hope for reason becomes lost. A measurement is a measurement, a description. A measurement of 5 inches is still 5 inches. An angle of 45 degrees is still 45 degrees.We already tried reason and logic, but clearly that doesnt work. So now we go to insults and emotions. Not saying that its very effective because I know its not, but all Im saying is thats what we have left to resort to.If you cared about the actual case and reasoning for flat earth, then perhaps youre familiar with the terms black swan, sextant, elevation angle, celestial navigation, modus tollens, etc. But I doubt that you actually know because most people dont. If you're not you should consider looking into these terms to understand whats going on better.>Read your post to yourself and tell me you'd give a fuck about what anyone says if they typed that shit to you.I did and I concluded that it was enough for you to give enough shit and respond to it. I can see why, because often those who say they dont care actually care more
>>41836515I cared enough to correct you, yes. The point was that you're not convincing people to care about any of the claims you're making. I'm not addressing your flat earth argument, I'm addressing the way you argue and like I said, it doesn't work if you're trying to convince people you know something important that they don't. You're rustling people's egos when you communicate like that. People are simple so they feel attacked and you will rarely find people that have enough patience, empathy and understanding to know that you're just frustrated and want to be heard. They're overwhelmed not by what you believe is passion but what they perceive as and effectively is an emotional outburst that leaves no room for them to establish their own thoughts. Most of the time nobody knows how to respond without reflecting the frustration you're projecting onto them. My suggestion is that you communicate with people like they're children or dumb animals and do it with the empathy and patience and humility people won't show you. Stop letting your emotions get the best of you. If you know something and you're trying to educate someone, if you are passionate and there are things you'd like to say, never ever ever ever treat people like they're idiots that need to be scolded and never ever dismiss what they say in any obvious way. You live in a world full of animals that act like animals that believe they're above animals. As far as most people are concerned, they know what they know and that's the end of it. You have to give them what they want, they want to talk, they want to be the one that knows, they want to make noise, they want to talk about what they think and what they feel. Once you've done that, once you've let them have their moment, then you begin the subtle tug of war of you putting the weight on them, ask questions, slowly work your understanding in there, back off, reengage. You can't shut people down, you have to play to their arrogance and egos first.
>>41834750>that unites all others except the flat earth theory>theoryGod's handiwork is all around you my man you just have to look and pay attention
>>41834750A 4D eye's interperetation of a 3D object is to a 3D eye what a 2D object looks like. Flatland.
>>41836845>I cared enough to correct you, yes. Umm I dont follow, not sure what you corrected me on. The rest of your post is basically...>brooo youre just not reaching out to people's vibes maaaaaaannnnn Basically hippie talk. Sorry if I seem rude but cant help it. I just got done telling you very important deductive terms on how we determine earth being flat, you know measurements of earth geometry.That means we're dealing with clowns my boy. Its not about my emotions or their emotions, we've been shouting black swan and modus tollens for over 5 years now.Perhaps /x/ is the best place or worst place to give this news to, but Im here giving it
>>41835374Muslims are hypocrites.They say they are the religion of peace,yet they are the ones who go on stabbing sprees, ram trucks into Christmas markets every year - and get busted trying to, form rape gangs, actively practice child marriage, worship a pedophile prophet, say adultery is bad but are simply allowed multiple wives if they want - "problem solved", they practice "chastity" but are rewarded with a brothel in heaven.Massive hypocrites.Muslims and Jews.>inbox Catholic priests rapeMuslims and Jews rape and also do MUCH worse.>inb4 crusadesYes, the pope is anti-christ. You'd know that if you read The New Testament and realized the pope and Catholicism and all the denominations are all fake & gay.Muslims and Jews.Some of THE most hypocritical and worst fucking people.They hate everyone who is NOT them.Yes, you, Adam.Yes, you, Tyrone.Yes, you, Jenny.Yes, you, Carla.
>>41834750Agreed.
>>41836913Bro the sun rises from behind the horizon and sets behind the horizon…
