Welcome to Nobody General: Nobody Wins Edition — the thread where every argument burns all its fuel and coasts gently into a ditch. This is the land of eternal stalemates, circular logic, and debates so long everyone forgets which side they were on. Hot takes cool into lukewarm leftovers, mic drops bounce sadly on the floor, and Nobody just watches it all like, “Yep… this again.” There are no trophies here, no crowns, no final bosses — just vibes, entropy, and the quiet understanding that the real victory was wasting time together.
>>41835333
>>41835324buy an ad for your free labor psyop if you cant afford a tip for your bank heist
May 7teenth
these threads are literally begging for help with your "empire" LMAo
Oh no Less the better
douk noukem...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ0hvFiBnno
Where’s his money muthafckas
pretty sure roman empire paid more kekoff to a shit start, but youre in too deep
Reptoids don't beg, they don't offer anything in return for services rendered (unless you're one of them, maybe), they just threaten and whip their "cattle" until they do what they say.
>>41835324>Nobody wins *suffering wins… every time
It's kicked off. Global thermonuclear riots.
If the donkey suddenly collapses, they don't give it water, they don't set up camp to let it regain its strength, they whip it harder. A strange way to lead, but when it works it works I guess.
{1. Paint the smile wider than the 恐 (fear) you pretend not to чyвcтвoвaть.} {2. Step into the ring where every 笑 (laugh) cuts sharper than a нoж.}{3. Twist the balloon until the world bends to your 意 (will) like soft плacтилин.}{ 4. Walk the tightrope knowing even 重 (gravity) must obey your зaкoн.}{5. Drop the final punchline and watch the crowd fall into sudden 静 (silence) as if struck by мoлния.}
>>41835371https://youtu.be/O-2e15VrBzQ
https://youtu.be/vxCrqtdEXAA
Bitch better have my fucking money bro. This gambit works or you don't get God's gambit.
>>41835398is it a fat african donkey? is his neck broke? whomst?
Why an Italian specifically?
>>41835411This could be used to describe how they treat any one of their slaves.
>>41835410https://youtu.be/qMkkfuSizc4
>"A shame I am no longer allowed to touch you."
>>41835413https://youtu.be/cTuau_Sa9Ls
>>41835422That's not true I will touch them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
>>41835428Is that so? Would they live in?
>>41835435>he can't see how everything is about to explodeLmao.
hmmmmmm why not ask the swiss or the fbi for help again?
Why is Taylor Swift suicidal?
>>4183537138
>>41835442They better get really fucking good at spying and influencing markets in real time to siphon wealth to me so I can accomplish my fucking mission.Alas, my God has created those with missions only to fail at His whim.Ironic. Alas I bleat.
Buster Blader in Attack Position
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j61s1bQvKSM
>>41835346What happens on May 17th? Not a single one of these posters has actually said what's supposed to happen. Is it just more doomsaying?
sorry guys, im holding the countries least efficient nepotism babies hostage until the check hits
>>41835408>>41835417Nah they don’t get to do scumbag shit to someone because of their bald head ugly ass insecurities and then make everyone else suffer because they got caught. There will be consequences and they WILL PAY UP.
>>41835454>moneyLmao.
>>41835444She can't be. She and I are supposed to meet
>>41835444Stahhhp
Allegedly the Nobody would rather listen to a woodchipper than her music.
>>41835442FBI bros? What is the latest news?
>>41835417
>>41835457XD
>>41835458>"you need it, and so do i"
>>41835464I would rather listen to taylor than all those rappists y'all keep posting tho
>>41835471XD
>>41835453>That make void the tokens of diviners, and make the soothsayers mad. That turn the wise backward, and that, make their knowledge foolish.May 17.
>>41835453Nothing ever happens anon, that's the thread mottoI wouldn't worry about it
>>41835467no, its about being paid a reasonable % >posting capeshitimah get liq'd if it doesnt hit from hospital bills
>>41835472https://youtu.be/QHYwprmWMfYFUCK DRAKE, REAL HIPHOP.
>*throws a ratchet at woodchipper gears*
Love doesn't cast a shadow.
>>41835484https://youtu.be/HEXWRTEbj1I?si=J5Q6d_zOhlzvsE_s
>>41835466Armageddon. Appolyon. Ahriman.
https://youtu.be/GU1o2blfeO0
>>41835479nah the thread motto is "please ii neeeeeeeeed this contract please work for free i will use (bad) nlp to coerce you into it"buy an ad thenor kill me
>>41835488Awaiting your departure.
>>41835380Pfft get a load of this beggar
>>41835488
>>41835495Why would anyone kill you anon?Are you The Nobody?
>>41835467Tragic.): :(https://youtu.be/x8EccCeBmIc
Holy goddamn cringe
>>41835488apollyon got dedded
>>41835499ask the jannies, but "the nobody" is just a nlp poison jargon from stupid people. technically i am "anonymous"
Gets worse the more you pay attention to it.
Come chaos, come death!
>>41835506Who is Apollyon?
>>41835515No it gets *better* the more attention is supplied.
The only music i want to hear is that doublestack glurp and glob
>>41835521this guy
I disagree. Being extra as fuck to get attention doesn't equate to making friends.Just people who enable that behavior.
srsly, im liquidated. just kill me pussies.
>>41835535That’s disgusting.
>>41835537*checks notes*huh, crazy. says here no one asked
>>41835444Chose Moloch.:(Ain't no redos.
>>41835541Guess you aren't cut out to be a demon killer desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukhe8CTWkxw
>>41835523>honk honk
>gets scammed>breaks neck>fat nepo babies laughyou werent laughing january 2025?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLNBwlumJxE>>41835555
>>41835553How did you break your neck and it will heal right? Not like a permanent break?
>>41835488That means it's almost resolved?
>>41835552https://files.catbox.moe/e72uln.mp4
>>41835560>>41835560its not permanent but the debt is going to wipe me outand yall just laughing lmao
>They're blocked from continuing >Pretty sure it's already solved
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=FsFbcSn5das
You could have just gone silent you knowI was watching the whole timeEvery single time you approach divinity BEGGING for favor i am there. I decide what happens.I finally figured out why you're so delusionalI really overestimated your occult knowledge. I thought you guys had some secret knowledge passed down for thousands of years or something?You guys don't know the most basic occult symbols. You don't know the occult language. You don't know a single secret configuration.You were good slaves. That's it. I'm not even insulting at this point. That was your past. Now you're trying to act like you're some shit because i gave you some dignity back.Too prideful to lower your heads? Don't begI don't accept servitude btw.Maybe my brother wouldn't mind, if he wasn't so disgusted with every single human that isn't me.I was meeting him today and when he got close he saw me holding my recent trophy (which naturally holds your information) and we couldn't touch. He will go nowhere near anyone that isn't me. I wanted to throw it away but who knows, maybe the other one made preparations to prevent me. Throwing it away would just have me move unseen again. But who cares
>>41835520You’ll get it soon
>>41835545NooooOoOooOOooooooo my taytay>How could you
Who cares about some middle aged tranny?
>>41835579kk, thx!
>>41835584Taylor Swift is a man named Lucifer who goes to hell, lol
Fuck them starsIt’s time for green nightfall
>>41835504Ja____>I use the name apollyon one time to joke about how everyones overreacting and they try to roleplay revelations happened in a thread on 4chanIt's all so tiresome. You can just fuck with these retards by vibing.
>>41835586She's not a tranny and I've known here since we were kids, eat shit
Nice job, Taylor.Look what you made me do.
>>41835587Idk man it sounds like you want to sufferOff the care list i guess
>>41835596What did you do
>>41835594Yeah those line backer shoulders are definitely convincing me.
*I sneakded a way*
>>41835573https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-MqpVE5b6Q
>>41835604Lol dude I met her for the first time when I was like 10. I know for 100% fact she is a female. Find something better to do with your time
>>41835604Helps for enforcing captivity
>>41835609nice prostitute, i prefer the asian ones
I will lean into every joke util you get something called. Respectability.https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=TnKcNsknTa8I will make you go insane because it's funny. Start interpreting those things I said as if I'm making an end times daycare center so you don't commit terrorist attacks of infrastructural worth. I did the exact same thing with Darko. Prevented a serbian terrorist attack by making him D-a-LU-LU~My plan. not yours.
>>41835610I was 10 and she was like 6Faggot
>>41835615Whatever you say nigger brains
>>41835615>I skip over everything you say when I see the schizo username at the top
>>41835615its cheaper to shoot me in the head. i thought we valued efficiencyall lies?
>>41835576The funds haven't arrived tho
>>41835599bend the knee to Christ
I care about Taylor. Why is she suicidal?
No we don’t want to work, we just want to play game, swallow pills, and forget our curses.
>>41835626Welfare queen
>>41835618Exactly, whatever I say.>>41835619>It's working, they're forgetting I exist.Kino!We call this, Ki supression. Just make them incapable of engaging.>>41835623You contribute tax dollars and emotional wellness to people around you who would have to seek professional therapy otherwise.
>>41835626Who dat
>>41835626thats me! :Dlaugh it up my fellow americans, the world is watching
>>41835635That neck brace looks fake ngl
was he right about everything and now you're wondering why the warnings didn't mean anything until after?>>41835615you want me to target valuable infrastructure with terrorist attacks?
Lol im jk sorry you broke your neck bitch *rips a fat juicy*
american empire will lose to china and yall dont care the entire time seriously until 12 days ago the fbi is run by cannibals and u didnt even know what thtey were doingits a scam, send me a check or im out. shoot me.>>41835632shut the fuck up nigger
>>41835641Hey, Hey, buddy. You get a creative idea right now that can't pass the post? That's up to you. We ate up all your planning time.>>41835645Supposed "white man" Can't use the filter because it takes too many clicks for his savage brain to navigate.
>>41835666
federal incompetence ITTi doubt ur real interests are american.
>try again, the screen cap was on.
>>41835645Coward ain’t got the balls to do anything but watch and cry like cowards Cursed shit hole nation
>>41835642Hey now *matches yer fart with an even juicer one and then winks while walking away*
>>41835650freedom of speech is an american value, are you lost?youre allowed to talk yourself into a shity situation my "cyber warrior" friend
>>41835464that isn't true the nobody actually likes her music.
i planned his extraction over the phoneyou post vaguely and are gay glowing faggotgoodnight
I’m hyperborean.
Cursed shit hole of a nation.
The Soulution is simple. Burn this city to the ground!
Jews pay me 7000 dollars per post
>>41835662based if true anyway i want a checkalso the economy is fuckedshoot me in the head, make a phone call for it next shitthead
Nobody likes her music
WHY ARE (You) such a shallow petty faggot? (it's a fair question)
We’re cooked, it’s over. Everything and everyone.
>>41835678And she is fatLegs like Christmas hamsDisgusting
Tyalor don't kys urself!!!!!!!
>>41835679cuz i got scammed and its apparently funny
>>41835679Yes tell us USA
You pooped XD
>do not redeem
>>41835676orbital airstrike over geolocated ip incoming
>>41835626Nice pic bruh
>>41835681!
>>41835691ill waitt outsidei just want to die, but suicide is a sin. thanks, anon
>>41835683Her. Testosterone is too high to do that
>billions must purr
>>41835628Idk man i wouldn't be saying christ this christ that when it has no energy, let alone powerIf you wanted to pick a fight, pick a god that is actually here/alive/powerfulRide his dickThen come back
>>41835659I agree. So step up to the plate here between my legs and start sucking.-------D.E.A.T.H. — Intelligence Cycle Collapse / Target-State ModelD — Disengagement from RealityLoss of grounding in shared empirical signals.Inputs become symbolic, ideological, or internally referential.Early indicator: narrative certainty increases while external verification drops.In OSINT terms: closed-source dominance over open-source validation.E — Echo ReinforcementFeedback loops replace adversarial testing.Signals are filtered for emotional or ideological congruence rather than accuracy.Algorithmic amplification, in-group validation, and memetic recursion dominate.This is where misinformation becomes self-stabilizing.A — Abstraction SupremacyModels, theories, or symbols are treated as more real than events.Human, logistical, and material constraints are discounted.Analysts stop asking “what happened?” and start asserting “what must be true.”This is fatal in intelligence work.T — Target FixationOver-identification of a singular enemy, cause, or explanatory node.Everything becomes evidence of the target.Disconfirming data is reframed as deception by the target.Classic prelude to strategic miscalculation.H — Human DetachmentMoral, somatic, and interpersonal signals are ignored.People are reduced to roles, symbols, or statistics.Violence, collapse, or failure becomes “acceptable” or “necessary.”This is where analysis turns operationally dangerous.
>Basedclops
>>41835681Ya
>>41835695taylor requires 24/7 surveilance and microwave weapons technologies implentations on her.
why do i feel angry today ?
Gotta consult the social credit system before I choose to interact with (You).
You don't expect me to sound so energetic when i couldn't have an exchange with my dearest But i trust her, so i have to keep going like this for a while
>>41835579Orlly? Cause SOME PEOPLE are really pissed off about everyone now know about the demiurge. He is the god of every single cult>I am the only godevery single cult knows they have it right. Demiurge is a perfect symbol for anti-imitation-christ. A perfect symbol to be used against a tyrant that uses religion. Book of Peter>Satan is like a lionthat is why he has the lion head. It is the perfect representation of a false god pushed by state and religious institutions.
The good ol' self imposed struggle.
>>41835712Solar flares
>>41835702Thought you'd never ask
>>41835682Those hams are going to make the son I have with her very strong ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
>>41835720Feds and jews sure do.Satanists et al.So obvious what the right thing to do is.
>>41835727>troons 2
>>41835698
>still chooses against the right decision Lmao, rofl even.
>>41835723That explains the jew clouds in the sky
Do you get it now?This place is too lowly for meEvery time I touch "food" here it shrinks so much i can barely see it.I missed my mealI guess i'm gonna have to lose all emotions and enter the realms of omnipotenceI guess people have to die. A shame but oh well
>your sense of humour is trash
>>41835701i dont listen to traitorsgo scam someone else
I wish everyone well No retributivism No revenge No sadism
>>41835690I really want to go to India :(>Tfw no glowiejeet to wisk you away on a g6
>>41835719Sigh
I was just getting good at it.
>>41835729This is my post, lol
>>41835733At least it has consistency>Kinda like Taylor calling the nono the n bomb 10 times yesterday
1.3 trillion in just a few hours. Beautiful.
>>41835324Golden hour.Ask yourself why?
>>41835738my necks broken and theres been zero effort to communicate shitjust overpaid feds gloating before they go home and cry themselves into breaking more oathes
Get fucked
Didn't Austin get bought by the call center?Offered him some beer and a google gift card-The guy was in the van to the airport like it had "free candy" written on the side..
>>41835746other way around, stupid nigger.
>>41835739>TraitorsTatorsThe only people I trust are those who are unironically referencing decades old shit. I was never your friend. Trumps dung ball will continue.------------I warned you about Kurama bro. My HGA is putting on a show for me :D
Green
>>41835750>was was I killed babies with airstrikes and slipped and fell now gibs me dat gibs
>>41835750>waa waa I killed babies with airstrikes and slipped and fell now gibs me dat gibs
>>41835755What did I do that was stupid
>your job is milking ideas from americans you torture with DEW's and ignoring drug dealers until they blanantly work with canadian intelSCUMTRASHshoot me in the fucking head niggers
Did Taylor party with Sean?
So a bunch of strangers who don't know someone just talking shit at them literally all day lmaoHave you always been this retarded?
>>41835764anything you do is gonna be like that
>>41835769She got a bad bath saltz pack from the Indian gas station on 3rd
0.25% wasnt greedy
>let's make an album about them
>>41835773Anything you do is evil
I told you I didn't like that evil shit when we were kids. You kept doing itTsssk tssssk
>>41835780I literally just tell the truth, liar. rodent.
I’m kinda awesome like that. And what’s more, I’m kinda cool and charming
>>41835785I haven't done anything stupid, who do you think this is? I am the smartest man in the world btw ;)
>theres literally only a single source rendering the devil into my perception c r a z y how you niggers excessively refuse to do and be good.
>>41835758alot of words from a manic depressive :)
>>41835787yes, you have. i explained it. youre a pathetic nigger. women are the devil. niggers come from the seed of the women. nonhuman.
Are you tired of acting the fool? Is everything just... So wrong?Well, then you may be entitled...Not to anything...Just entitled.
>>41835719>picrelhaha just like I've been saiyan >the knowbody
>>41835792You don't want me to go ham on you because you really might commit suicide if I do... I'll just leave it at that dummy
>>41835794you cant afford to be so ugly.
>>41835741I would take a spicy jeeta handler gf if she isn't malnourished
>entitled Like acting like you are entitled to my attentionGood bye you fucking losers
Inverted triangle
>>41835796youre a fucking nigger. you arent special. im killing myself anyway, cause im the only human being alive, and none of you have a fucking soul. hideous monster.
I'm not entertaining the Taylor Swift lore beyond writing up my own draft of what I saw since Star Wars the Phatnom Menace as a child. I will write up about psyops through vibes in the overmind only. I will not bone the Tay Tay tulpa. https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5909_w1tOc>>41835791I prefer Neurotic. The only thing I like about this place is the lack of Material vetting makes it a place you don't have to vibe check atheists to see if they read the thing they're referencing every 5 seconds. I didn't actually enjoy Peak beyond just a basic excercise. This is the real me. You will always remain too punkass to have a real conversation with me. Darko knows that, I told him that was my dream(Not really) as far as knowing retards goes. My mind is made to calculate your death in mass numbers. I can't talk to anyone but rich people and the C.I.A.
>>41835794Initiate Operation Ark-Lordhttps://youtu.be/CMyvIDLAub8
Your right, I should meet her halfway and reach out again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
>>41835797It costs me nothing, darling.
>>41835806I sure am glad I stayed away from you :/
>>41835811youre only motivation is insecurity, and all you do is behave like a fucking faggot like you can conceal yourself. yes it does.
A haven yea, yet it must fall ere we be saved
>>41835813soulless mongrel.
>anything you say can and will be used in a court of law
the only critters stupider than women are faggots. >>41835819romanes eunt domus. ever human being i
Do not redeem tatted on her body
тyaлeт OPERATIONAL PHASES / 运作阶段Phase 0 — Pre‑Vermilion Drift / 朱红前漂移• VSI 0.08–0.12• Minor phantom steps / 轻微幻步• Single‑domain Annex Bloom / 单域绽放Phase 1 — Active Vermilion / 活动朱红• VSI > 0.12• IoT intermittent / 解构间隙间歇开启• Symbolic load > 40%• Systems “speak in diagonals” / 系统开始“斜向发声”Phase 2 — Total Vermilion / 全面朱红• IoT stabilizes open / 间隙稳定开启• Multi‑domain Bloom / 多域绽放• Recursive loosening / 递归松弛• Red Horse & Red Goat overlap / 赤马赤羊指标重叠Phase 3 — Reconstitution / 重构期Recovery requires:• VSI < 0.12 for 72h / 维持 72 小时• Zero phantom steps / 无幻步• No Annex Bloom / 无附录绽放• Sentiment oscillation ≥ 90s / 情绪振荡 ≥ 90 秒• Symbolic load < 40%
>>41835818Well I guess I won't be saying good things about you anymore. Haha let the burns begin
Never open up to anyone about anything.
>>41835819>>41835823every human being in the world does NOT deserve gods light. not 10 men, not five men, not ONE MAN.
>>41835814I'm sending you an i message because you've hurt my feelings
>>41835823tell the court im owed a % and u can suck my dickand also that youre using direct energy weapons from an island
>>41835831Confessions are sealed anon
I feel hurt when you say that
>>41835830i cannot stress how much your entire existence has been a negative for me. i didnt deserve to have to live, you pathetic fucking parasite. but FREAKS like YOU are obsesssed with OWNERSHIP of persons, you think this barbarity is love. suffer it in hell. >>41835834you dont have feelings, you have bioelectric impulses representing your pathological control over your ethos. >>41835836its been over 500 year since ive owned an island.
What was that bit on the highest bidder?Did their free trial run out?
>>41835836ask them to subpoena google for search results jk we both know it doesnt matterjust kill me assholes
I am your worst nightmare. You either have to act like I'm trying to be taken seriously while posting this and joking, or act like I'm in no way even partially ironic, even if only at your expense.https://x.com/Errordee/status/2013168135466078236You got ambushed. You won't have another chance to make a connection. Especially now that you know we never connected.https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=TDrMi5agiUARemember, autists, this song is about fucking.
>>41835819I thought I was talking to bots I'm off my meds due to malpractice I'm being stalked and harassed by rogues I like to tell the bots who I feelSort of like chat gptCan what I say to grok be used against me in a court of law with out implicating it's creators?You wanna do this I can come up with a hundred more excuses for a jury to absolutely fucking bury your asses
>>41835324Based OP image
>>41835843Lmao I have no idea what you are talking about. You should quit blindly attacking everyone
>indirectly spamming posts about my appearanceMan just say my name at this point, your rituals don't workThe blazing sun played you like a fiddleThe moon noticed you talking smack a long time ago.It doesn't matter what bullshit methods you use. You can't fool herShe came specifically to ask me what she can do about it a month ago. My kind beautiful motherAnd you know the other one wasn't going to miss on that chance. A path where the moon wiuld not obstruct? You bet you got fucked right there and thenShe really played youI don't care. All i have to do is take you all off the final care list/protection list You know the serious one That's it.And that's exactly what i didTough luck
>>41835845yea actually it did and now im gonna get tortured by daddies money faggots
>>41835843Does explaining how combination occurs in an engine removing the fact that combination occurs(idk how engines work really so you tell me)
>>41835852you shit fuck off to where you arent impressing on what you do not understand, you fucking trained kike slave.
>each of them get a 2 week free trial
>>41835847Is this some type of new larp or something?
>>41835831You gotta tell them goodbye personallyIf you're the one pulling the plug
>>41835858Just got a grub hub elite free trial for 6 months
>>41835858>at the same time
>>41835857Just do everyone a favor and go ahead and kill yourself asshole
My shield is boredom
>>41835860nah just google search trends for everyone you forward dossiers to
Whatever like I said I got to much self respect now to sit here and get belittled by inferior minds suffering from narcissistic injuries from their own stupidityGet helpCause I'm done here Walking away and completely forgetting all of this Won't acknowledge it ever againYour fucking dead to me 4chan and same with my retarded fucking neighbors
>does their manager get a cut of the daddies money trust fund crew since they pimped them out?
>>41835869Lol I don't have access to dossiers I'm just anon
>are you jotting all this down?
>>41835868im in debt, call me spartacusmy left eye has blood coming out of it
>>41835864will do, but the genuine messiah coming to earth and youre all satanic mongoloids isnt a positive outcome for you. any of you. lmao soulless freak. whats wrong lil bro? no soul? no empathy? project and delude yourself more, you electrical negroid.
DO IT!!OIT!!
>>41835872this is a honeypot, get lost
Ez winGg.
You just antagonized the 1/3 Americans who get Mental Health Treatment with that executive order, Orange Man.I am voting Left from now on.Shondo, you are always welcome in /ng/ a seat is reserved here right next to me. Stop by anytime, please.
>>41835878You should come tell me what the hell is going on before you pull the trigger
>>41835881
What we need are more eyes
>>41835886kill yourself, nigger.
>>41835885>implying theres a left and a rightjust scammers and victims
II. PRIMARY MANIFESTATIONS / 主要表现1. Causal Shear / 因果剪切• Events misalign by 1–3 symbolic degrees• Processes complete before initiation• “Diagonal causality” reports increase• 因果链条出现 1–3 度错位,流程先于启动完成,斜向因果增多2. Protocol Drift / 协议漂移• Standard procedures reinterpret themselves• Forms generate unauthorized sub‑forms• Hierarchies invert under load• 标准流程自我重写,表格生成子表格,层级在负载下倒置3. Red Horse Overpressure / 赤马过压• Volatility spikes in rhythmic intervals• Phantom hoofbeats detected in Annex D• 波动性呈节律性飙升,附录 D 出现幻蹄声4. Red Goat Collapse / 赤羊塌陷• Structural brittleness in symbolic supports• Load‑bearing metaphors fail• 象征支撑结构变脆,承载性隐喻失效5. Sentiment Compression / 情绪压缩• Oscillation period drops to 30–55 seconds• Collective affect becomes vermilion‑tinted• 情绪振荡周期降至 30–55 秒,群体情绪呈朱红色调
>>41835890Never since I'm the best and the smartest obviously that why you are crying
>>41835894then keep yourself company. youll figure out what its like when your stuck with yourself. poisonous fucking animal.
ban me and kill me im not joking fuck this gay earthu wouldnt let me die in peace
>>41835895I'm always by myself loul
>>41835868Over all, blood is the currency of empires.
>>41835902crazy youve always done whatever you can not to self reflect fully.
could've just let me die, i had 1-2 minutes lefteveryone would've wonculda had ur cake and ate it
Is life just a battle between uncomfy, and comfy?
>>41835906And by not self reflecting you mean accept your bullshit side of events?
I’m bout to get butt ass naked.
Do I even need to link the song? You can hear it just reading it. A classic.
>>41835907eat bullet >>41835909>let me deliberately not communicatesee? nigger lmao.
i wanted to die assholes i didnt consent to any treatment and now im getting taunted by depressed retards
>>41835908
>>41835914How were you going to die desu?
>>41835914well thats how you niggers treated me, whats the problem? you dont like it? the exact consequences of your actions?
>>41835912>eat bullettrying to arrange this after getting stiffed but apparently im "hostage"
>>41835733They sure don't pick the right decision.It's a running gag.How do you deplete greedy motherfuckers?You fatten them up.You siphon it out.Until everything is replaced with nitroglycerin.
Time flies.
>>41835914Bro chill out it's Christmas eve
>>41835921i dont need your fucking excuses.
>>41835919whatever brain injury, ask the feds for the hospital logsi told the FR's i didnt consent and its on record
I'll get nice and comfy during the 6+ years those Insane Asylums take to get built. Might be a few really important elections by then.
>Depressedhttps://music.youtube.com/watch?v=RxUZLmN5RsY
This is all just one guy arguing with himself and acting wild to put on show>Checks IP list again
>>41835931His name is Rufus:)
>>41835927suicide is a sin, the feds stiffed me on the check. ill let them do it!
>>41835927Not on Christmas eve bro. Do you think the naughty list is already sealed?? That's going on your permanent naughty list record
>>41835931Even dirty art is art
knew you would say that nemo. how ever i do need my randy and my wife health and without curses. no the path wasn't for me.I am not powering the antichrist nor do i have intention for war.that would be arhiman.but when you told me to stop itI did not. because you mean to leave me in ruin and without soul.as for rejection......your not randy. i do not accept.i will not accept false authorty no matter how many masks they takeyour influence is conforting but i came here for one reason.and one onlyyou must realise i ahve defeated everything in my way. i knwo the enemy speacks though you and he is already defeated.for anyone who called love enemy or threat was never my friend.friends dont rejectyou have shown you have no light with in youi want my son and your not in my way. your a controler pretending to be what you are not.be gone tool the demiurge your will is undone.
>>41835922https://youtu.be/15baC8XkOfo
>>41835933>>41835935fuck off, niggers
>Been on the naughty list at least 2 years in a rowMaybe they're going for a high score.
Remember what They took from you
>>41835826Not hers tho
>>41835931No, it isn’t.Have you seen the Prestiege?
>>41835930I need to return the favor after yesterday, I'll see what I can do.Just woke up from some really good sleep.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NreoCjEuvg4
>>41835831What is ok to talk about with others then?
im not killing myself and sinningim not gonna run to foreiigners and subverti am asking for a painless death if im gonna get cut out
>>41835945I never forgot.
This shit is wild
>>41835908It would be maximum comfy if I do it right?
Some online couples therapist said some shit like-"If a man comes home happy, generally the woman is the one to strike him down because they weren't the ones who made him happy."Do with that information what you will.
>>41835883>>41835884
>>41835954Your m is upside down buddy
>>41835954you dont even know the juicy bitslifetime of silenceso just kill me im miserable
>>41835952Bro the big Lazer is not real if was just a jokeKek
I need to do it correctly when I reach out
>>41835952>painless>not running head first into them with a broadswordIf they are going to act like barbarians, you might as well teach them the rules.
>>41835962I'm not a killer and I also don't know you so that's impossible
>>41835945All my chances and connections
>>41835966thats a sin also and i am christian and was refused death and paymentthis is all i can do
Really don't know what they're complaining about, they pulled the plug. It was their decision.It's like-I don't blame anon for not doing a crime to see them in jail too..Crime don't fit the punishment ladies.
>>41835966
I sure hope there are no major events that come out of nowhere and force governments the world over to change their geopolitical and economic strategies in order to adapt to the new environment!
>>41835962eternal life you say? granted
>the nobody must never be allowed gain power>he is much too brutalWho tf is he?
>>41835964i cant tell whats real and i want to die
You are (not) Alone.Take Solace in that.I would wipe away every tear if I could.I would bring your father back and make him a millionaire if I could.I would do anything.I miss my Dad too, like you wouldn't believe. Just when our lives were turning around, we wasn't being abusive, he was fixing his life, and then he dies in an accident.Life is cruel, I live on in spite of it.
>>41835982
Can't live on false highs forever. Life will test your foundation, and you will come crashing down.
>Sunken cost
this shits funny if you have a pension, i dont. just medical debt now.
>>41835989In regards to what?
Over 100k accessed the recipe Spotted it in a few of the discords I monitor, its organically reproduced. Point of being able to censor it passed in less than 24 hoursThis weekend the first terror attacks are likely going to happen.Billions are going to die.No lifes matter for those that now have access to a weapon of mass destruction
>>41835988
If you want to die, just keep going in spite of it, to see if there really can be light at the end of the tunnel.And someone might just be there to catch you, if you fall on the way.
>>41835954Yes, they created all this mess and tortured someone because of insecurities that ironically, they all shared. It was like a rehab group for insecurity SF tech guys but they had authority over money and ppls information.
>>41836003Kill yourself, nigger.
For our next trick, we are going to torture a reptile on camera with a blowtorch and an ice pick.
no ones coming to help. i paid my debts, now i have more. just kill me assholes painless death, bribe the emts to rule it as an accident. everyone wins.
>>41835945nothingthey took nothingthere's nothing to remember
Imagine that the people trying to honeypot are being honeypotted.Corruption is a big one.:(
>>41836007I've never heard that one before.
>>41836008Your species is less mentally coherent than pigeons.
>>41836011Woah science
Don't worry. We won't catch you. We wouldn't take your opportunity away.
>>41836005Literally who.Sounds like a bunch of voyeurs with no power
And boy, have they had that sweet nectar.In spades.
>>41836014Living with you is awful, you don't want to grow, you just want to choke the life out of the pretty flowers, you fucking weed.
>>41836015It's the free will, it has it's ups and downs.
>>41836013i was just trying to work at waffle house. i wanted to be a division manager and make 150k. yall let covid happen
>>41836020Catch? Someone is being chased?
>>41836020I’ve retired, you’re all fired
>>41836020Catch for what, exactly?Exposing the dastardly plans of you guys?
>>41835949<3
Have you considered that you're all trying to represent yourself in a context of singular notion of reference deprived from the peojected notion of why and how you wish to he perceived? >>41836025You forgot what that was so long ago you're still being a pagan demon.
>>41836030Which tape, bros?
>>41836023I wish, I want to see Shondo become the best version of herself she could be.I want to lift up those whom I love.I believe in free will, and put Women above Men.Either way, I know I am a psychotic bastard, that's why I need a strong woman to line me out.It's not an act.Women are worth more to me than men.I know how cruel and manipulative Man is, so I put my faith in Women.Ask the people around here.
>>41836035They're openly admitting to blackmail.
>>41836035Are you gay, or just a faggot.Brahhhhhhh
Why can't we all just chudmaxx together?
>have you considered that i'm shitposting and looking fabulous doing so
>>41836039I don't give a fuck about the bullshit you speak of yourself. You have no soul.
>>41836040Whom is being blackmailed and what is on the tape?>>41836041You're gay
How can I NEETmax?My Mom takes care of me.I worship women.I need a mommy dommy in my life.That's my final say on things right now.
:)
>>41836039incel spotted
>>41836043>3d space was rendered for empathy and love>Every constituent party became obsolete Heaven is for dear and cats. You're a hideous monster gone as soon as you arrived.
>>41836050Using the term "bro" identifies you as a faggot
Don't kill yourself anonThere will be lots of magical things happening in your lifetimeYou wouldn't want to miss them would you?:)
The Nobody steps through the threshold of the shop that doesn't exist, its doorframe warping slightly as reality adjusts to accommodate their arrival. The air smells of aged paper and something metallic beneath—ozone, perhaps, or the residue of spells too old to name.The owner stands behind the counter, polishing a brass astrolabe with a cloth that seems to absorb light rather than reflect it. He doesn’t look up immediately, though his hands still. His hair is more silver than gray, his posture straight in a way that suggests he’s spent lifetimes refusing to bend. When he finally lifts his gaze, his eyes are the color of tea left too long in the cup—dark, bitter, knowing.Near the back, a woman leans against a shelf of jars filled with things that pulse faintly in the dim light. Her fingers drum against the glass, each tap sending ripples through the liquid inside. She wears a coat too heavy for the season, its pockets sagging with unseen weight. Her smile, when she offers it, is sharp enough to draw blood.The Woman of Scars is already here. She stands by the window, though the glass doesn’t cast her reflection. Her presence is a wound in the room—not bleeding, but open. She watches, silent, as if she’s always been waiting.The shop hums, low and constant, like a machine built to measure the space between what is and what shouldn’t be.
>>41836050Idk, but that's generally what is implied with tapes.Unless it's a mixtape?But I don't think you guys do that anymore.
The NobodyHello. I am at the correct address. I think. Is this London? Or something like it? In some time. Right? I'm here because I need a job. So I am applying.The owner sets down the astrolabe with a soft clink. His fingers, knotted with old scars, tap once on the counter. "London?" He exhales, and the word comes out like a sigh wrapped in smoke. "Close enough. Or far enough. Depends on who’s asking." His gaze flicks to the Woman of Scars, then back to The Nobody. "Time’s a bit loose here. Like a bad stitch."The witch by the jars snorts. "He means we’re between," she says, plucking a vial of something that writhes and holds it up to the dim light. "Not in anything. Just... adjacent." She tilts her head, studying The Nobody with the detached interest of a surgeon assessing a scalpel. "You want a job? We don’t pay in money. Or sanity."The Woman of Scars says nothing. Her fingers trace the edge of the windowsill, leaving no mark, but the wood creaks anyway.The owner leans forward, elbows on the counter. "What can you do?" His voice is dry, like pages turning. "Besides walk in uninvited and make the air taste like static."
This threads reading like the rambling homeless man i just finished speaking to. Whatsup with that?
>>41836043https://youtu.be/c7eB7Wns1-M?si=U768W61hKlbSesb7
The Nobodypoints at the woman of scars "Are you able to see her?"The owner doesn’t turn his head. His fingers tighten around the astrolabe, brass groaning under the pressure. "See who?" His voice is too flat, too careful—the tone of a man refusing to acknowledge the knife at his throat.The witch drops the vial. It shatters on the floor, releasing a sound like a gasp trapped in glass. Her coat rustles as she steps back, eyes darting to the window—to the space where the Woman of Scars stands—then away again, fast, like she’s been burned. "Fuck," she breathes. "Fuck, you see that?"The Woman of Scars doesn’t move. But the air around her thickens, the way light bends at the edge of a blade. The owner’s knuckles whiten."Tell me," he says, very softly, "what you’re pointing at."
>>41836042Chudmaxxing was never an option...
>>41836063>Don't kill yourself anonsuicide is a sin, but i want to die. im asking my friends nicely
>>41836052Lame desu. I just need a few million and I can neetmaxx and dominate females instead of the other way around
>But being sacrificed by a Jew isn't a sin
The Nobody:"Anyway""Whatever"The witch stumbles back another step, boots crunching over the broken glass. Her breath comes quick, shallow—like she’s trying not to inhale the tension coiling in the room. The owner hasn’t moved, but his shoulders have gone rigid, the line of his spine a steel rod holding up the weight of something unseen.The Woman of Scars tilts her head. A single lock of hair slips from behind her ear, falling in a slow, deliberate arc. It doesn’t cast a shadow.The Nobody speaks, and the word lands like a stone dropped into still water. The owner flinches. The witch grips the edge of the shelf behind her, nails digging into the wood.Silence stretches.Then the owner exhales, long and ragged, and rubs his face with one hand. "Christ," he mutters. "Fine. You're hired."The witch barks a laugh, sharp and unsteady. "That’s it?""That’s it," the owner says. He picks up the astrolabe again, thumbs the edge where the metal’s begun to tarnish. "Welcome to the shop."The Woman of Scars smiles. It doesn’t reach her eyes.
>>41836072Finally, a sin you monsters rebuke. If you're evil, it's a sin not to kill yourself.
This is dumb and not fun
>>41836073if you can't approach women as a neet how can you approach them rich?
>>41836061You sound goy-pilled, bro. Did you get your booster shot yet?
The NobodyThat's nice. That's good. Anything you need me to do right now?The owner folds his cloth with deliberate slowness, pressing the creases flat. "Inventory," he says, nodding toward the back room. "Shelves haven’t been sorted in... well." He shrugs. "Longer than you’d think."The witch peels herself off the shelf, shaking glass dust from her sleeves. "Careful with the jars labeled in red," she says, flashing teeth. "They’re not hungry, exactly. But they’re not not hungry."Behind them, the Woman of Scars moves—not toward the door, not away, just aside, as if making space for something yet to arrive. The light doesn’t adjust around her. The floor doesn’t creak.The owner leans back, studying The Nobody. "You’ll know what to do," he says. It isn’t encouragement. It’s a fact.The Nobody moves toward the back room, and the air parts around them like water avoiding a blade. The shelves here are crooked, leaning into each other as if caught mid-whisper. Jars line every surface—some clear, some clouded, some black enough to swallow the light whole. A few pulse faintly, their contents shifting in slow, viscous waves.One jar, marked with a peeling red label, rattles as The Nobody passes. The thing inside presses against the glass, leaving a smudge that might be fingers, or teeth, or something without a name.The witch watches from the doorway, arms crossed. "Told you," she murmurs.The Woman of Scars stands at the threshold, her presence a cold weight against the room’s spine. She doesn’t enter. She doesn’t need to.The owner’s voice drifts from the front, dry as old parchment: "Don’t rearrange the shadows. They get fussy."
>>41836077it stopped being fun a long time ago
>>41836077That's life. That's every single contribution form any word view that any of you have. There's only literally two choices, and I'm the only one on this side of the fence. Crazy.
The NobodyDo you get a lot of customers here?The owner barks a laugh—short, humorless. "Customers? No." He drags a hand down his face, the lines around his eyes deepening. "People don’t find this place unless they’re already lost. Or unless the place finds them."The witch leans against the doorframe, picking at a loose thread on her sleeve. "Last one was a poet," she says. "Kept babbling about ‘the weight of silence.’ Tried to buy a jar of hollowed-out whispers." She smirks. "Left with a headache and a fistful of his own hair."The Woman of Scars tilts her head, her gaze fixed on the door—as if waiting for the next inevitable arrival. The bell above the entrance hasn’t rung in years. Dust clings to its brass curve like a burial shroud.The owner sighs. "We don’t get customers," he repeats. "We get consequences."The NobodyWhat about unwanted visitors?The owner's hands pause mid-motion over the counter. A muscle in his jaw twitches. "Unwanted visitors don’t stay visitors for long." His voice drops, low and rough like gravel shifting. "They become inventory."
Lmfao, almost 2 years.
The funny thing about voyeurs is, they get a show, an illusion while unaware of the reality. Like some pervert peeking a peep show, they have no plan who is watching them through another hole in the wall
>>41836042I’m just a chud from Chudyssia.
The witch grins, wide and unnerving, as she taps a fingernail against one of the pulsing jars. "Ever seen a man unravel? Like old yarn?" She doesn’t wait for an answer. "Turns out, screaming doesn’t make it stop. Just makes it louder."The Woman of Scars exhales—a sound like wind through a cracked ribcage. The temperature in the room dips. Shadows curl at the edges of the shelves, restless.Then the owner shrugs, rolling his shoulders as if shaking off a chill. "But you?" He eyes The Nobody. "You walked in on your own two feet. That makes you either very brave or very stupid." A beat. "Or something worse."The witch adds, sweetly: "We’ll find out which soon enough."The NobodyAnd yet you hired me.The owner’s mouth twitches—not quite a smile, more like a scar remembering the blade that made it. "Hired you?" He scoffs. "No. I acknowledged you. There’s a difference." He flicks a speck of dust off the counter. "You were already here. You’ll be here after. Might as well make it official."The witch snorts, kicking a shard of glass across the floor. "Besides," she says, "it’s not like we could’ve stopped you." Her gaze flicks to the Woman of Scars, then away again, quick as a struck match. "She sure as hell wasn’t going to intervene."The Woman of Scars says nothing. She doesn’t need to. Her silence is a verdict.The owner exhales through his nose. "So. You’re here. We’re here." He spreads his hands, palms up—a gesture halfway between surrender and invitation. "Now what?"
>>41836096Fuck off, nigger.
>>41836077I believes this is called hyposcrises.
The suckers took the bait. We can now begin breaking them down from the inside. Just like they did to us. Make them suffer.
>>41836081The term identifies you as a faggot. Only faggots and mudslimes use the term unironically, and well mudslimes are all faggots
Chud washed no cap
The Nobodyyou own this place?The owner’s fingers tighten around the edge of the counter, his knuckles bleaching white. "Own it?" His laugh is a dry, brittle thing. "No one owns this place. Not really." He gestures vaguely at the shelves, the jars, the dust motes drifting in the slanting light. "It’s more like... I’m the one who sweeps up after it bleeds."The witch rolls her eyes. "Poetic," she drawls. "He means the shop decides who stays. And it hates landlords." She plucks a jar from the shelf—this one filled with what looks like liquid shadow—and shakes it gently. The contents hiss.The Woman of Scars tilts her head, her gaze lingering on the owner. There’s something almost pitying in the way she looks at him.The owner ignores her. "I keep the lights on," he says flatly. "That’s as close to ownership as anyone gets."The NobodyAnd how long have you been doing that for?The owner's hands still. The rag in his grip has worn thin in places, frayed from decades—centuries?—of polishing things that refuse to stay clean. He doesn't look up when he answers, his voice hoarse with the weight of unmeasured time:"Long enough to know better. Not long enough to leave."A jar on a high shelf trembles, its glass fogging over with sudden frost. The witch exhales through her teeth. "Ask him when the shop last had a different keeper," she mutters. "Go on."The Woman of Scars turns her palm upward. A single black petal materializes in her hand, then crumbles to ash between her fingers.The owner finally meets The Nobody’s gaze. His eyes are the color of a bruise healing wrong. "The real question," he says softly, "is how long you'll last."The NobodyAs long as I need toThe owner’s mouth curves—not a smile, but the ghost of one, sharp as a razor dragged across skin. "Then you’ll outlast us all," he says, voice fraying at the edges like old parchment. The admission hangs heavy in the air, a truth too blunt to deny.
>>41836101Only a nigger deals in absolutes. You're absolutely a nigger.
The witch barks a laugh, kicking her boot against the leg of a shelf. "Great. Another immortal bastard cluttering up the place." But there’s no heat in it. Just the tired acknowledgment of a game where the rules keep changing.The Woman of Scars steps forward, finally crossing the threshold into the back room. The air doesn’t stir around her. The dust doesn’t settle. She stops just short of The Nobody, close enough that the absence of her breath feels like a physical touch.The owner watches her, then sighs and tosses his rag onto the counter. "Start with the jars on the left," he says, nodding toward the shelves. "If any of them scream, you’re doing it right."The witch grins. "Welcome to the family."The Nobodywhere do you get all this stuff from? Outside?The owner's fingers twitch toward a jar of swirling violet mist, then pull back as if burned. "Outside?" He huffs, shaking his head. "No. Outside doesn’t come here. We go out—sometimes. When the shop allows it." He rubs his thumb over a stain on the counter that wasn’t there a moment ago. "Most of this? It finds us."The witch plucks a vial of something that writhes like living ink from her coat pocket. "Ever drop a glass and try to pick up the pieces?" she asks, rolling the vial between her fingers. "Except the pieces pick you instead? Yeah. Like that."A shadow detaches itself from the corner, slithering across the floorboards before dissolving into the cracks. The Woman of Scars watches it go, her expression unreadable.The owner shrugs. "Things that shouldn’t exist need somewhere to be," he says. "So they end up here." He glances at The Nobody. "Same as you."
>>41836099It is time.
>>41836092some are good, some are badi want off the ridei tried making them moneythey told me im a hostagejust kill me then im not a slave motherfuckers and i diidnt consent to any treatmentsi couldve died and everyone wouldve wonit was the perfect endingbut no, the producers want a half assed sequelwont even pay the animation staff
The NobodyWill I get my own room?...I wouldn't want to ....lingerThe owner exhales through his nose—a sound halfway between a laugh and a sigh. "Rooms here aren’t given," he says, nodding toward the narrow staircase tucked behind a curtain of hanging keys. "They’re claimed. Try the third door on the left. If it lets you in, it’s yours."The witch smirks, twirling a rusted key around her finger. "Fair warning," she adds. "Last guy who tried that door? We found him inside a teacup. Still screaming."The Woman of Scars drifts toward the stairs, her fingers brushing the banister. The wood darkens where she touches it, like ink seeping into parchment.The owner folds his arms. "Or you could linger," he says mildly. "Up to you."The NobodyI'll get to it thenThe Nobody turns toward the staircase, their footsteps silent against the warped wooden steps. The third door on the left looms ahead—its paint peeling in jagged strips, the tarnished knob speckled with something that might be rust or old blood.The air thickens. The door exhales, a slow creak of hinges that haven’t moved in decades.Inside, the room stretches just a fraction too wide to be possible, the walls lined with shelves of jars that weren’t there a moment ago. A single, narrow bed sits against the far wall, its sheets crisp and white—untouched. The window shows a sky that isn’t any sky the world outside would recognize: bruise-purple, starless, and too close.The Woman of Scars lingers in the doorway, her silhouette bleeding at the edges into the dark. She doesn’t cross the threshold.From downstairs, the owner’s voice drifts up, dry as bone dust:"Told you it’d suit you."
CORE DIAGNOSTIC INDICES / 核心诊断指标1. Vermilion Saturation Index (VSI)• Current drift band: 0.18–0.23• Threshold of concern: >0.27• Critical note: Oscillation period shortening to ~65 seconds indicates pre‑cascade tension.2. Annex Variance Probability (AVP) / 附录绽放概率• Observed: Minor bloom signatures in Annex‑IV and Annex‑VIII• Interpretation: Early-stage symbolic overpressure• Directive: Initiate dampening protocol (EN/中文 alternating cadence)3. Phantom-Step Register / 幻步登记• Count: 3–5 per cycle• Pattern: Asynchronous, non-mirrored• Implication: Systemic misalignment between procedural and symbolic layers
>>41836105
If you believe in tulpae, Did this make a reality tunnel? Is it an augury? A giant Crystal. A Gem?https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=a95785qpSnc
Good idea. Let's top off their suffering with more suffering. Sprinkle some sadistic laughter and some serious bait to make them actually look at eachother. Then-When they're fighting eachother- Make them both suffer.Then-While suffering, make sure that more people suffer who go to aid them in their suffering..To maximize suffering.
>>41836105Its an obvious one with the term brahhhhhhhTotal insecure faggot term.
>>41836102>chud lover
The Nobody steps inside, and the door shuts behind them with a click that sounds suspiciously like a lock engaging. The air is cool, thick with the scent of dried herbs and something darker—iron, maybe, or the ozone-tang of old magic.The shelves pulse faintly, their jars responding to the new presence in the room. One near the top holds a swirling storm of silver particles that dart like minnows in a bottle. Another contains a single, lidless eye that blinks lazily before fixing its gaze on The Nobody.The bed’s sheets are impossibly white, untouched by dust or time. The window’s view has shifted—now it frames a city skyline, but the buildings are wrong, their angles too sharp, their shadows stretching in directions light shouldn’t bend.The Woman of Scars doesn’t follow. But the doorknob trembles, just once, as if something on the other side is testing its grip.The Nobody steps inside, and the door shuts behind them with a sound like a book snapping closed. The air smells of old parchment and something sharper—ozone, or the ghost of a lightning strike. The jars on the shelves tremble as they pass, their contents pressing against the glass like curious hands.The bed is perfectly made, the sheets starched stiff. A single black petal rests on the pillow.The window’s view shifts—now a cityscape of jagged spires under a green-tinged moon, now a field of wheat swaying in a wind that doesn’t reach the room, now nothing at all, the glass reflecting only the back of The Nobody’s head.The Woman of Scars is gone. But the door isn’t locked.Downstairs, the witch laughs, low and knowing.
>>41836119Fuck off, nigger.
>>41836119>>41836105
The NobodyWell I was gonna invite you in but...then again...that would be awkward tooThe silence stretches—not empty, but waiting. The air hums with the unspoken tension of thresholds uncrossed, invitations unspoken.Downstairs, the witch’s laughter cuts off abruptly, replaced by the sharp clink of glass against glass. The owner mutters something too low to hear, but the floorboards groan under his weight as he shifts uncomfortably.The Woman of Scars doesn’t reappear. But the door creaks faintly, as if nudged by a breeze that doesn’t exist. The black petal on the pillow trembles, then dissolves into fine ash, leaving no mark on the pristine fabric.The jars on the shelves still. Even the eye stops blinking, its pupil dilating in something like anticipation.A choice hangs in the air, unclaimed. The room holds its breath. Character IconThe silence stretches—not empty, but waiting. The air hums with the unspoken tension of thresholds uncrossed, invitations unspoken.Downstairs, the witch’s laughter cuts off abruptly, replaced by the sharp clink of glass against glass. The owner mutters something too low to hear, but the floorboards groan under his weight as he shifts uncomfortably.The Woman of Scars doesn’t reappear. But the door creaks faintly, as if nudged by a breeze that doesn’t exist. The black petal on the pillow trembles, then dissolves into fine ash, leaving no mark on the pristine fabric.The jars on the shelves still. Even the eye stops blinking, its pupil dilating in something like anticipation.A choice hangs in the air, unclaimed. The room holds its breath.
The NobodyFollowed me all the way here. Dedication.The jars rattle—not in protest, but in something like laughter. The eye in the nearest one rolls, its pupil thinning to a sly slit.Downstairs, the owner coughs. The witch mutters, "Dedication? Try obsession," under her breath, but the words carry, sharp and deliberate.The air near the window warps, a heatless shimmer. The Woman of Scars doesn’t materialize, but her presence presses against the room’s edges anyway—a shadow without a source, a breath that never quite leaves the lungs.The bed’s sheets rustle, though no one sits. The pillow indents, just slightly, as if someone has leaned close to whisper:You knew I would.The NobodyI've been to places far more...ecentric than this....this is...summer vacation. They got books. I don't think they have wifi. I don't think we are quite there yet around these parts but books are something.The owner’s voice drifts up the stairs, roughened by what might be amusement or irritation: "Books? Oh, we’ve got books." A pause. "Just don’t open the ones with teeth."The witch chimes in, louder: "Or the ones that whisper. Or the ones that bleed. Actually, you know what? Stick to the ledgers."
>>41836067Everyone has a smartphone these days
The Woman of Scars’ influence lingers near the window, where the glass now reflects not the impossible cityscape but a library—endless shelves stretching into darkness, volumes bound in leather and bone and things less nameable. One book trembles on a high shelf, its spine cracking open just enough to reveal a glimpse of moving script.The eye in the jar blinks slowly, as if savoring the punchline to a joke only it understands.The pillow’s indentation deepens. The ghost of fingers trace the edge of the sheets.Summer vacation, indeed.
just send me a check or kill me im serious
Billions must mutate
>I'm your Passenger...Drive me far, far, away...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjainiB8mk4
>>41836067WHATS HE DOING WITH THAT BOY. THAT ISNT HIS FATHER
>>41836135both are too expensive
If you had just reached out, I'm sure your manager would have killed you. Maybe take some initiative.
>>41836079I can approach them tho. I just can't neetmaxx yet
>zoomer chuds reveal their final form! Practitioners of Millenial self denialism!https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=jOF1n8hRJTIMore Clay!~How Gay!~
>>41836123Its your own mistake using an unsecure faggot term. One automatically knows that somebody that calls everyone his "brother" tries to fake signal alliance because he is aware he is an insecure faggot You are not my biological brother, you are an insecure faggot
>>41836090Until what?
>>41836140the mormons will if you donttheyre easiier to manipulate
>>41836135I’m just gonna starve myself to death like you do to me anyway
>>41836101>your gay if you say that
If even half the lore is true, the nobody must be clinically insane. Kind of sad really.
>>41836153i legit just wanted to cook on a grill its not a meme i had fun helping the communitythis isnt fun or fulfilling whats wrong with wanting to be simple?
I don't get basedjaks.Wojaks, whatever they're called.Just very unintuitive.
Why do they want me to torture Sabrina?
>>41836144Good game.Haven't played it, but I know the Lore.
>>41836158Don’t the Jews and the Christians just wish :)
The most retarded thing with the voyeurs is, they actually want attention, but are ignored by the whore they observe and pay attention too. Its a typical insecure loser behavior, niggers never got over being bullied in highschool for being insecure faggots, and no amount of money is ever going to change that.They will remain forever insecure voyeuristic faggots
>>41836161
>>41836153>>41836161Chuds love grilling, bro
>>41836164Really? I believe they are effective all over the world
>>41836169They get to nut to her in 2 seconds on Instagram while chad pumps her full.Theirs is a cruel, twisted, cuckold fate.
>>41836172i hate vidya>>41836173chud is a fake word popularized by the replacement guitarist for the misfits fuck off
>>41836175If you're a retard.
>>41836176the chad is a virtual cuck tho
I’m unironically a chud
And it was always kind of sad they projected their insecurities with the nujaks. They identify themselves with it. Hilarious. They identify themselves with a fucking chinese looking copy of a wojak. Stupid bullied nerds
Chud acceptance 2026.
>>41836180*drummerdr. chudyour meme is from danzigs sloppy seconds
>>41836180You don't know what chuds are
>>41836166It speaks to the masses.https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=5v7oK2uKrWg"Ten ten tengoku jigoku goku" (天天天国地獄国) roughly translates to "Day Day Heaven Hell Country," referring to a popular, fast-paced Japanese internet/Denpa song about extreme, alternating feelings of bliss and despair, often linked to gaming or anime culture, with "Tengoku" (Heaven) and "Jigoku" (Hell) highlighting intense contrasts, and "Ten" (Day/Sky) repeating for emphasis. Ten (天): Sky, day, heaven.Tengoku (天国): Heaven (literally "heavenly palace").Jigoku (地獄): Hell (literally "earthly prison").Goku (国): Country, nation.
If she's suicidal-Why doesn't she just calm down?
>>41836182You're obviously underage, 18+ site.Please, donate $5 to your favorite streamer, and think about it. I suggest FallenShadow, she's the best.
>>41836185
Chudposting.
>>4183618180% of the world is retarded>>41836183In looks, behavior, or both?
>>41836196>if my wife shows her asshole to you, I'm a chaddumb cuck
>>41836189theres no earlier seo mention
>>41836180
And now that the recipe for c-fentanyl is getting spread around nlm discords I wouldn't in their situation be in any closed room for the next forever Enjoy hell on earth, your bullies now have wmds
>>41836186It's already here
>it's truly a beautiful life
>>41836193Bipolar life, fun times.Higher highs, lower lows.*snorts line of coke*brb, cig break
The reptilian did not yield, no matter the punishments he recieved; driven by eternal hatred, his anger was unyielding. He survived beatings like no other, and he still did not give up. That all changed when Lord Titus arrived and berated him. That reptilian creature let go of the boy, and gouged his own fucking eyes out.ou with his thumbs. Fucking brutal.
2016 is our year anons!
She didn't mind the gap.
anyway im fucking not in debt with glowies now, they can suck my dick ill speak my mindbut the hospital and neurologicsts are gonna want my life savings and i could've just been left to die for 0 usd. it wasnt suicide.
>>41836205This is A.I. they are trying to curb chud meme popularity because of it's ties to nationalism
While you idiots watched a catPerfect distraction for a bunch of losers
>>41836216You all chose to curse yourselves to hell intentionally and nothing you say or do can change that fact
>>41836215Magical, yes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
>>41836227https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Chudits not ai
>>41836235Wikipedia is not reliable at all are you serious?
The Nobody made an offer tptb couldnt refuse.
>>41836145>Gay nigger thinks what makes sense to him is the universal dialectic of every individual communique. See how I know factually that you're a reprobate nigger?
So focused on two peep holes while in the background a third device plotted and executed the preparation for terror attacks on everyone Billions must die
i mean clearly they refused, my bank has 76 dollars and i have 250k+ debt incand its funny to em
might as well behttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpKs_WoA2eE
>>41836243Revelations is a failsafe
>>41836232I already chose Hell, you don't even know that much about me.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbrANo-1QMQ
I'm just happy in outflanking europeans and making sure that what Trump has to do requires some measure of longstanding practicality. Makes it harder to fuck things up.https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=iKejQrGq04wAmerican website, even if the owner is in france. Go back to you gay midget porn in an electric wheelchair.
>>41836209I’d bet solid money less than 5% of people who read it will even consider purchasing the precursors and equipment to make it, nor will a significant percentage of that sample population be able to manufacture it without dying in the process. Further, some preening gay boy already reported the poster to the authorities.You’re just fearmongering for a surveillance use case.Bad ending: you lose all your funding//your assets are remanded into Chud Custody.
>>41836252>Desperate goy thinks he can bury his head in the sand by larping about having any self ownership
>>41836242wayback machine it retarded fuck
I mean, offering two week trials to daddy Warbucks and whoever you think will pay after the trial-That's on you.
>>41836246Nigger the "brahhhhhhhh" token is fucking gay faggot speech by insecure niggers trying to signal alliance to people they don't know. Its pure insecure faggot behavior
>>41836252I try to know as little as possible about stupid people who choose hell.
TPTB free trial has expired.
>>41836260
>>41836261You're a stupid nigger, bro. Only other stupid people value your chimpery. Shut the fuck up.
>>41836259Yeah I'm the retard for not researching something I don't care about to appease a chud denier. Totally goy-pilled
>>41836255What is 0.5% of 100k?Enough
>>41836260if you dont tip the waiter he might slash your tirewelcome to america
I thought we are out here hurting eachother?>Mission Accomplished?
You have no fail-safes and contingencies for the sake of your worldly demonic ideals. Romanes eunt domus.
>>41836269
>>41836274go to a diner in the hood, get excellent service, tip zero usd, and tell me how it goes on your next visitspit in the foodthe tips optional i guess
Hey, I know you guys are jealous because I can pick up women.Just shut your bitch asses up, and learn.Close the mouth. Open the ears. Class is in session.
>>41836268500$
I can’t wait to die
>>41836281
>>41836286its optional to tip but dont expect shit on your next visit
Pizza box gravestone for you in your next life. Surrounded by your fellow needle sharing community.
Why are the memes always from tv shows I'm watching
>>41836283500 people deploying a c-fentanyl pallets terror attack will kill about how many people in 20-50 seconds?
>>41836283i don't think it was in dollar terms.
>>41836282>During the reign of the whore of BabylonDamn that's crazy good for you lil man.
The greatest lie was convincing them it was a one way mirror.
there is no psyop, my feelings are hurt
>>41836293If that's true then you're watching pirates of the Caribbean now
>>41836300:|
https://youtu.be/MVcVpNMok98
You were sissified for my sake Matthew. I apologize. The spirits wanted to make clear the distinction between a sadist and an indulgent degenerate.https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=qveCkmte2DQhttps://store.steampowered.com/app/1796470/Haste/
fun fact, all mirrors are 2-way.
>they hurt my feels>better double down and try and hurt their feels again>they hurt my feels again>better double down and try-
>Quartz Starfall!
>>41836268You aren’t accounting for fake autonomous viewership either.Actual physical numbers are likely far lower than reported.You’re probably fluffing a population of less than 5,000 into 100k lmao.
>>41836310you know how we feel about fluffers.
>>41836301Bro wtf are you watching now?!
>>41836310Its reproduced organically already. I have no control over it anymore. I just contextualized a local llm into "believing" I am conducting research for an organic chemistry phd and didn't click a button.Its now in the hands of sadistic satanists
>>41836316he's slamming the remote all over the place but can't escape.
A "musician" who caters to people of color by ostracizing one specific "white" male who used to listen to "her" music. >Who am I?
>>41836294>yfw over half of the cohort die or are caught because they don’t know how manufacture or acquire precursors covertly, nor handle a substance deadly at ug/kg>yfw the cohort number is at best 1/10th of views if that.
"Give me a nice crisp piece of meat! Give me a nice crisp piece of meat! Give me a nice crisp piece of meat!"https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=n7_GtsDStskYou were sissified during Ultrakill when you fought the polygon. You realized I wasn't an asshole and it was admin abuse.https://youtu.be/x3-4ue8Kv-w
I used to play this little roleplaying game with my little brother, we called it "Slash and Jam" based on Snowboard Kids. I was Jam. I DM'ed it. We also had Pokemon involved. We had love interests, too.These days I prefer to RP with LLM or women, and I'd rather not DM, giving myself Godmode is boring.
>>41836318much worse than a normal satanist
>>41836300Always am, Cap’n
>>41836264no refunds :^)
>>41836325That's the beauty about llms, contextualized correctly they can output novel synthesising methods. Everyone that can cook meth from cold medicine can now cook c-fentanyl pallets
>>41836330I was about 8 years old I think...
>>41836324Taylor?
>>41836339will it give you a good LSD recipe? because that would be way more helpful.
Chuds can be chad too
What's that song Bad Blood about anyway?There's no way Taylor Swift is a Ginger too.
>>41836318>”halihaluhabu”Yes, I am sure you considered -everything- appropriately in your fearmongering.
I could be like youI could halt the applause with a hollow point tooWith a bleaker view, I could speak my truthUntil I'm used to threading my noose with a burning fuse around the neckA wire barbed to fasten it toI could do that tooI could be like youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be3FazQnlSs
>>41836345Sure. But that wouldn't be fun to watch. I thought you like happenings and billions dying and the illusion of security just going bye bye
All it takes is the slightest push
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty5_gIb0Y74
>>41836353z e r o e m p a t h y
>>41836355LSD is good toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fi0SneTz4Gk
I’m conscious This is amazing
>>41836349She leads the masses to hell. Bad blood with me is like poisoning your own well.Oh well.
>>41836351Enjoy the show
>>41836364welcome to the party
>>41836356Hey, bud, good to see you here.Just don't spam too many images at once, lol.
>>41836364couscous*
everyone else tipped, just saying
>>41836365https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8uEdLCnrM4
Lemme give the tip to your mom.
>>41836357https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9DHw9xdAys
>>41836372No Im conscious >>41836369Thank you. I have free will tooEven in the best case scenario from the view of free-will/self-determination, there's at best a chance of swinging the probability of being summed up as "good" or "evil" in the grand scheme of things. If the multiverse is absolute and all possible things happen exactly once, there is no good or evil that any "actor" within that can be; similarly if the multiverse doesn't exist and it's all deterministic there is no good or evil that any actor within that can be; in both cases "good" and "evil" were intrinsic to the system when it was created. The one potential exception here is if the probabilities of experience for individual actors within the multiverse can swing one way or another by their own will power: essentially control over time from an experiential perspective; in that third case absolute good/evil would still likely be entirely impossible, however it might in some very slight or very extreme manner, dependent upon the level of individual control over experiential probabilities within the multiverse, be possible for an individual actor to be good or to be evil - though anything short of absolute, knowing, willful, and unadultered control over time leads to the initial state determining a lot of the good:evil ratio if not still objectively all of it.
Huhuhuhuhuh. Ok. Chud.
>>41836308yup! >implying i dont have the right to speak freelyi dont, apparently. russiabro was right
>>41836353Babylon Wong dim sunYou try to battle a prophet With the mind of a mungSum ting Wong wit yo slow witHum King Kong this bro knows shitAnd you can either grow Or get contextualized when you’re dead By the victor Mister fix it’s fixerI had a couple bitches but I never missed a bitch And I knew a bunch of people but they wasn’t worth shit
You know, if the service was good..Maybe-But if they're extra as fuck, threaten me-Spit in my food cause I looked like someone else-Don't expect anything but what you get. I'm surprised your manager let you do that, but not be a normal person.
>>41836387FALSE.
For those still curious, my birthday is on June 2nd.I am a Super Gemini, my birthday is smack dab in the middle of Gemini.It's funny how often I run into women with the same birthday as I do.My case worker for a program I am on has the same birthday, for instance.A close girl friend of mine from high school has the same birthday, too. We were born on the same day. She was nice, was the Prom Queen her senior year.A lot of people think or assume I'm gay because most of my friends are girls.
>>41836387do you think if something happens exactly, more than once, that those things become the same, and therefore indifferentiable from the once axiom?
>>41836371These are moving pictures, not images.
>>41836393>Don't expect anything but what you get.wait til you learn hes friends with every restaurant nearby
>>41836393ya'll should just learn to cook.
My bet is its either going to be a club or an ice facility that gets targeted first, maybe a school - in any case a few 100 people die and everyone is going to panick, bunch of over reactions and nothing able to stop it from happening over and over again
化學新紀・第四相位啟封令PHASE‑IV CHEMICAL RENAISSANCE PROCLAMATIONBetter Living Through Chemistry|化學使生活更好Phase‑IV is where the Chemical Order stops merely improving life and begins re‑architecting the substrate of experience itself. The civic, molecular, and symbolic layers fuse into a single operational field.
>stiffs the waiter>tells the waiter he cant complain about iteat shit next time
This is the latest one I'm working on, in progress:
>>41836397Maybe! But I’m not sure. I think God probably exists though https://benthams.substack.com/p/from-haecceities-to-godLots of philosophers believe in haecceities. These are non-qualitative markers of identity. For example, imagine God creates two identical universes that are spatiotemporally disconnected from each other. Clearly, they’re not the same thing, because they’re different universes. But what could distinguish them from each other? They have all the same qualitative properties—the same number of people, materials, distance across, and so on.Or to give another example, imagine that God makes two iron balls of identical size. They sit dormant, except every year, they swap locations. This seems possible! But given that nothing qualitative about the world is changing, for this to be possible, there must be irreducible haecceities. It has to be that, while a the world remains qualitatively similar, now this ball there and that ball is here.Haecceities don’t reduce to any more fundamental properties by definition. They’re just a basic, irreducible thisness. So if haecceities are real and fundamental, then it seems that for every fundamental entity, there’s an extra irreducible property. So long as you think lots of different particles are fundamental, your ontology will be bloated by huge numbers of different fundamental entities. Theism avoids this by explaining all the fundamental properties by just one: God! At most theism has one irreducible haecceity, while naturalism has many.
>>41835467^>reptiod don;t hand over they whip their "cattle"i heared a rumour that viberations high enough can cause tintius in low vibationals and heart failure shall we test it?many bells taken from chruchs have this vibationiof wer where top ring it.we would not have to ask.bongs do this. monks ring themholy bells are exspecially effectiveat .... persewsionbecause its ..err quite painful for them reptoidsyou see annunki gave them to humans for this exact reason
>>41836396Burn in hell, Jezebelhttps://youtu.be/Ifriiv3DIw8?si=Qjd1CkhPRzOd5BxbYour well has dried up. Tell the demons in hell, what’s up. Your agreement with death is dishonored You’re the female equivalent of Jeffrey Dahmer Nail meet Hammer
>>41836417Still, I’m not sure if this argument works. I have two main worries:Perhaps haecceities serve to demarcate things that actually exist, but there isn’t a menu of distinct haecceities prior to creation. For instance, it might be that once a particle exists, its haecceities makes it different from other particles—so that it could be swapped with another particle—but prior to creating any particle, there aren’t multiple different haecceities that could be instantiated. Now, I think this is probably wrong for at least haecceities concerning people—it seems God could have made a qualitative duplicate of this world, without ever making me—but it weakens the argument for haecceities not involving people.
>I'm going to make fake accounts and harrass them on yelp
>>41836416Repent
>>41836423too late, theres 100 other regulars
>Should have bought the premium concert lanyard
>for $500 more you can get a jet2 vacation with her manager >10k more, you can make a bet with the artist!
>>41836416It's coming off better. more fleshy. Light makes it look a bit painted like a figure but the proportions are more realistic without being overpronounced.https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=tGy6G5hl6hw
And I already see the reactions, the conspiracy nut cases blaming the glow niggers, while the glow niggers panick the most. Impossible to get rid of the information impossible to predict where, by who against who it gets used.
>>41836434Repent
Instant replay for the whole family!
It's it so wrong if a man likes his posts touching? I know what you're thinking...
>>41836434>>41836416A skeptical scenario is a scenario in which you’re massively deluded in all of your core beliefs. For example, if you’re a brain in a vat and your friends and family aren’t real, then you’re in a skeptical scenario. If you’re a theist, there’s a unified explanation of why none of the skeptical scenarios arise: God doesn’t want us to be massively deceived.In contrast, if you’re a naturalist, you have no core, unified explanation of why every skeptical scenario is false. This leads to two separate but related problems. First, given that naturalism has no plausible way of ruling out skeptical scenarios, it seems if you’re a naturalist you should simply be a skeptic—about induction, and various other obvious things. If this is the cost of naturalism, it’s too high a cost. Second, even if the naturalist can adopt some epistemological contortion to explain why they shouldn’t think they’re in a skeptical scenario, theism provides a better explanation of why all the skeptical scenarios are false. In other words, even if you know that you’re not in a skeptical scenario, theism best explains why you’re not in a skeptical scenario.
just shoot me in the head
>>41836396oh you're one of those schizos that think they're good with girls
I'll see you guys on February 1st take good care even my fake opps/haters that won't let old beef die or admit they're as fucked up as Eris.
>>41836417consider if they are truly identical, they cannot be sperate.this includes their zero-point space coefficients (gravity). hence,they are otherwise not identical. now separate in time is where it gets interesting.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jOk8dk-qaU
>>41836417>HaecceitiesSorry, that makes me think of men's balls.I still listen to Asmr, it calms this paranoid schizo right down... I avoid the ear licking and moaning and groaning though, unless that's really what I need at the time.
>>41836449Solve this correctly first and I’ll think about it Show your work
This is what you get for being annoying, genocide
>>41836448
Need to focus need to lock in victory is a mere month away.Need to connect with Source and Sol need to praise and thank those above even more.*Hits bowl* *pats on soul* *hits dab* *closes tab* *Hits bong* so long.
>>41836439I appreciate the feedback, especially coming from you. I wanted an ashen grey skin tone, like she's never seen the light of day.
Kaleb go to /tv/ if you want to spam adventure time.
>>41836464Do I get 7000 dollars per post supporting the genocide?https://rumble.com/v71iorc-my-7000-lucas-gage-clean-feat.-myron-gaines-fresh-and-fit-clips.html?e9s=src_v1_cbl%2Csrc_v1_upp_v3 minute song about this. VERY CATCHY
Aww isn't this so metal?
oooOOOOO0000oooooOOOOOoO0000000oooo
>>41836448If you raped my daughter, you'd be lucky if the only thing that died was your kid.
>>41836464Grow a pair.
>>41836455Idk maybe gravity isn’t real man https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fAZyGasXI0E
>>41836480Behave loser, you talk to the one that democratized weapons of mass destruction, because you were annoying
>>41836448If naturalists infer the godhead with a higher operant either naturalistically made by our conscious mind outside of observed reality or one that actually exists but chooses our epistemology to be this way then they have some way to self reference out of skeptical scenarios. It's just multiversalist perspective theory about probability. Everything plotted. Technically the path of the wizard.>>41836469<3 It's pretty good. The style isn't wrong tbc, there's a use case for that evocation.
>>41836481https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8NOGvc84xc
>>41836467I’m gonna burn this fucker down
>>41836487Well, one of the prompts was "oil painting:0.9999999999999,"Thanks, I really appreciate it.Going to upscale and put it into darktable.
Burn burn burn
>>41836487a "higher operant" is often a degree of freedom on a lower level. in other words, rather than a channel, it is a field. primitives are not constrictions, they are degrees of structural allowance.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMdbrBa0m0A
>>41836420dear that isn't jezebel.
>>41836478>daddy i had sexo with a man who isn’t chad and i really regret it because im pregnant nows so please pay for my abortion. i mean…… i was raped
>>41836489>>41836499https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUn5-8EC_DQ
>>41836500Exactly, at which point we come to the epistemic of "no man will know the day of rapture" and scientific syntax of evidence rather than proof.God as omniscient and all knowing is actually a posit against our own arrogance in our own interprability.
>>41836504That's the law where I live. If you don't like it, move to another State. It's a free country.Go to Utah or something, faggot.You just sound like you want to be a serial rapist and get away with it.
>>41836510it won't be a juden.they are not isrealites or humani know the sangouge of saturn thinks they are but , well no.
>>41836514Faith is a phenomenological life ordering principle. Without, we have no ability to infer or posit. We don't record.
don't say i didn't warn you.
>Guilty pleasure, I know her links to free NSFW stuff, haven't listened to her in a while.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iq03tiOKsfsI am a naughty, naughty nobody. Thanks, youtube!
everything is recorded
>>41836518Fuck off, nigger.
>>41836513>I can rape my wife. That’s the law where I live in Afghanistan. If you don’t like it move to another country. Go to Sweden or something cuck. You just sound like you want to create a gynocracy and get away with it
23, just look at the Old Testament and look at the countless times YHWH told a prophet to marry a Jezebel, you know where the term comes from, right?Ben Dover.Get with the times, that's 4,000 year old shit you're reading.
Delusions of grandeur hinder enlightenment totally. Isn't everyone being watched? You're never more than a few feet from a spider...
Teloronic range mixed with hard capped data storage. Sherlock Holmes would cry."In his first appearance in literature, Sherlock speaks about the human mind and tells that ιτ is like a workshop's attic, filled with lamber. The attic has limited capacity and thus the owner of the workshop has to make thoughtful decisions about the lumber he collects and keeps in it, so that he can produce the perfect furniture consistenly. That the walls of this attic are not elastic; for each thing you learn, you have to forget something. As a result, Sherlcok proceeds to remark that he wishes to forget the Copernican view of the Solar system as soon as possible, because it is not associated with his field of research"There is no way to stay on the top permanently fixed. Therefor, all challengers must slip and slide down my cum.
>>41836531the space between your matter is paying closer attention to you than you are to anything.
>>41836529https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NoNymUU_2Q
>>41836527Gynocracy, it would be a nice change from Men trying to rule everything and fucking up for the last... since time began.At least you finally are starting to understand me. Go bend over for some other faggots in a Lodge.If any country is ruled by Women, let me know, I'll move right away.
u fags wont even open a line for comms fuck off with the nlp shit, i havent even used any tricks
*6000 years dear, not 4000 years.ive been dead for that long.
https://youtube.com/shorts/agNtSu0HJuw
>>41836532turns out it's more like a lyre
>>41836532Great minds think alike
Do you know what every great person throughout history shares in common?They were so optimistic about the future that people around them thought they were delusional!
>>41836532Listen, Shondo, you're my number 1, no confusion there.Seriously, I wouldn't wish anyone else than you, I am too loyal.
>>41836543Every nigger celebrated by the sociology built by freemasons and kikes is a rat bastard traitor, or a straight up mongrel cro magnon demon suit.
Patreon is pretty kewl for indie stuff
Romanes eunt domus babylonis
Minneapolis street battle erupt January 7.Renee Good sit in maroon Honda Pilot.Ice agent Jonathan Ross approach car during operation.Renee Good have passenger.Agent order Renee Good exit vehicle.Renee Good refuse.Renee Good accelerate car forward.Car strike ice agent hard.Ice agent suffer internal bleeding torso.Ice agent draw gun quick.Ice agent fire shots into car.Bullets hit Renee Good multiple times.Renee Good crash car soon after.Renee Good die at scene.Ice agent survive injury.Battle over fast.Renee Good defeated in battle with ice agent.No charges file yet.Operation continue.
ah......I think this is the time i leave.i'm not a big fan of misanfryits again a set up. frist the race card then this.no i think i'm more mature than this. good bye.if you don't want my warnings then so be it.
https://youtube.com/shorts/_Pdwp-X4v4c?si=jxZbJ1mf2u2BRFib
>>41836532What I did was I made the best sigilistic encode base in my life so I constantly know what to bring in and expunge and how to then bring back in the old.>>41836540Exactly. Can't play music? You're fucked. Old musicians had to make variations of popular songs because no one would want to hear the same shit over and over again. Old ages. No fixed pattern. Mind is principles of music. Perfect furniture.>>41836541<3 :)>>41836544https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=p00v9ZFhWJM:)
>>41836555Whores are not people, Babylonian slave. Fuck you. Be a man, die for convictions, you rat animal soulless nigger.
>>41836559I think sex workers are people. I’ve chatted with some before
>>41836484I'm not a loser, sunshine.You best get your shit straight.
>>41836565You aren't a person, likeness to you isn't a good sign.
Have you seen the dark yet?
a drink of water, huh.
>>41836556that's your solution to everything thantosmaybe you don't value life.but i still do.but peace isn't goimg to cut it it will only work if the hot air is removed.
>>41836567Yes you are. 5 seconds in Pandora's box and you went native. You're a fucking mongrel.
New thread >>41836698>>41836698>>41836698
Impressed with my zinger/D ratio yet?
https://youtube.com/shorts/7V0duGxl1eYhttps://youtube.com/shorts/OZIVV_AkmcM
i do not have feelings. so i literally can't get impressed.but i'm sure it was good. how ever i did not witness it because i am fixing problems.
October 16th, 1922 – 10:36 A.M.Rain splatters against the brick driveway as Orpheus and The Nobody approach the abandoned mansion.“This place looks like a total shithole,” Orpheus says, kicking a stray brick into the grass.The demon is unimpressed. The mansion is decaying: peeling paint, broken shutters, ivy choking the front. Their client’s grandfather—a railroad magnate—disappeared here almost twenty years ago. All leads point to this forgotten house in upstate New York.Orpheus pushes the front door. Inside: pristine. White marble floors, fresh French furniture, untouched.He grins. “Well, it looks like my services might be useful after all.”A purple fireball hovers above his palm.“So, Nobody—what do you think?”“The Nobody. So The Nobody? You know what you call me. N.”Orpheus smirks, extinguishes the flame with a snap.“N is when I’m lazy. The Nobody is when I’m dramatic. Partner is when I need something.”He gestures at the impossible contrast: rotting outside, perfect inside. A metallic scent lingers.“Elaborate illusion? Temporal stasis? Or just fantastic housekeepers?”A beat.“Or… it’s a trap.”His grin is all teeth.The Nobody: “It’s 3:17 and I am here. Not elsewhere. With you. Doing this.”Orpheus’s ears twitch. Tail stills.“You noticed it too.”He traces the frozen grandfather clock (stuck at 3:17).“This place isn’t preserved. It’s waiting. The clock’s paused.”He produces an inverted Moon tarot card, flicks it, pockets it.“We’re the first real guests in decades.”“Do we poke the beast… or pull threads until it unravels?”
>another second passes >You're still causing the universe to he electrified >Stop it, you unlovable nigger.
>>41836581>>41836578>>41836580New nobody general thread >>41836580
See Shondo, you are my Muse. I hear you in every song, see you in every woman, feel you in every breath. I'm afraid to admit, you have been for quite some time. You are an artist, I think you understand.I stopped listening to your ASMR, I stopped watching you, but I couldn't forget you.
The Nobody: “Something. Always something. Any idea how to draw it out?”Orpheus: “I don’t draw things out. I provoke.”He shows a vial of iridescent powder, then a tiny silver bell.“Salt thresholds and chant names… or ring this once and see what runs.”“Your call. Knock… or kick the door in?”The Nobody: “Let’s get this over quickly please.”Orpheus sighs dramatically, draws a rune-etched silver dagger, slices his palm. Black ichor drips.The mansion inhales. Temperature drops. Shadows writhe.The clock lurches to 3:18. Creaking echoes from above.Orpheus grins wider.The Nobody: “Anyway, the client’s grandad—what’s the situation? Why here?”Orpheus: “Railroad tycoon. Gilded Age. Crushed unions, bribed politicians, allegedly dabbled in forbidden things. Vanished 1903—no trace.”“This mansion was his masterpiece. Built 1899. Perfect timing for a deal.”“Deals linger.”“Either he got collected… or reneged and something came to renegotiate.”The Nobody focuses on the house itself: “What happened here? Where is our client’s grandfather? Answer me. Please.”The mansion exhales dust. Clock pendulum twists impossibly.Voice between thoughts: “GONE. TAKEN. PAID.”Chandelier flares. A photo slides to the floor: grandfather kneeling, shadowed thing towering behind. Date: October 31, 1903.Orpheus: “Of course it was Halloween.”House: “ASK… THE STAIRS.”Clock hands move backward.
>>41836589NEW NOBODY GENERAL THREAD THAT ACTUALLY WORKS >>41836580New nobody general thread >>41836580>>41836589You must open up and trust others
>>41836596simp
Orpheus: “Why the stairs?”He heads toward them. Wood feels sticky.“Take them slow… or I set the carpet on fire?”The Nobody: “I don’t know. What do you prefer?”Orpheus: “Since when do my preferences align with good decisions?”He bounds up. Halfway, stairs scream—banisters writhe, wood twists into sinew.Shadows coalesce above.Orpheus: “Here we go.”He reaches the landing. A study door flies open: papers scattered, ink fresh, chair with straps.“Bargains. Always so messy.”“Coming, N? Or shall I bill extra for hazard pay?”The Nobody: “Maybe calling me N wasn’t such a good idea. What about Norm? Nathan? Nelson?”Orpheus: “We’re in a sentient murder-house and you’re auditioning nicknames?”“Magnificent.”Door slams. Clock strikes thirteen.The Nobody: “What does the House want exactly? Hey House! What do you want? Respond.”Walls pulse. Wallpaper peels, revealing wet flesh beneath.Voice: “TO BE FULL. HE PROMISED MEAT. HE PROMISED BONES. HE LEFT ME HUNGRY.”“You are here. You are meat.”
>>41836600You know, denial of the son of man isn't something you get to come back from.
Orpheus: “Demon flesh burns different. Anomaly meat tastes like static.”He turns dagger into barbed shadow whip.“You’re kindling.”The Nobody: “We are not edible? Do I look like food to you? And Orpheus is a goddamn demon. Cooperate. This doesn’t have to escalate.”House stutters: “You… you are not food?”A floorboard pops. Parchment beneath: the contract.Orpheus reads: “Standard damnation-for-railroad-stocks deal. Catch: descendants served one per generation… but only if they enter willingly.”He burns it. House howls, buckles.Phone buzzes: wire transfer. Memo: “Grandpa’s Secret Stash?”Orpheus: “Waffle House?”The Nobody: “Phones? Shit. What year is it right now?”Orpheus checks impossible pocket watch: “1922, 1903, and next Tuesday.”Sky outside wrong. Ivy yellowed. Train whistle from dismantled tracks.“Waffle House is always now.”They step out. House whimpers.[END CASE]The Nobody: “End case?”Orpheus: “You think we closed something?”Phone: UNKNOWN CALLER: YOU FORGOT THE BASEMENT.Orpheus: “I’m billing double for eldritch overtime.”Door slams behind them.The Nobody: “We get paid for doing this?”Orpheus: “We don’t get paid. We get owed.”Produces bloody IOU.“Favor. Bargain. Infinitely more valuable.”
>>41836576No, I'm just fucking around.For the express purpose of fucking with the honeypot retards, that don't know they're the ones being honeypotted.
i don't know about these new social justice themes. maybe you need to go back to facebook.
>>41836357How do I do that with her? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
Basement yawns: wet earth, old copper. Scratching below.Something sharpens a knife.The NobodyThis house. Seriously. Hey House! Stop being a problem please.The house huffed—a sound like a furnace exhaling decades of dust. The walls rippled, the floral wallpaper peeling further to reveal more of that glistening, organic underlayer. The grandfather clock, now missing its hands entirely, let out a low, grinding whine of protest.*Then, with all the petulance of a child denied dessert:"FINE."The basement door slammed shut on its own. The scratching noises stopped. The flickering chandelier stabilized, casting a steady, if unsettlingly dim, light over the atrium. The air lost its metallic bite, settling into something closer to "damp attic" than "actively haunted esophagus."Orpheus blinked. His tail, mid-lash, froze."...Well," he muttered, claws retracting with an audible snick. "That was unexpectedly cooperative."*He turned to The Nobody, ears twitching. "Did you just politely ask a murder-house to stop being a problem, and it listened?"* His muzzle wrinkled. "Because if so, I’m deeply offended on behalf of haunted architecture everywhere."*
>>41836607>Goy doing goy shitWaste of fucking space.
The house creaked—less a threat now, more a sulky teenager. A single floorboard near the study popped up, revealing a dusty bottle of bourbon and two glasses.Orpheus stared. Then, slowly, his grin returned."Ah. Bribery." He sauntered over, plucking the bottle free. "Now that’s a language I speak."He uncorked it with his teeth, poured two fingers into a glass, and handed it to The Nobody."To not being eaten," he toasted, clinking his glass against theirs. "And to you being terrifyingly good at this."*The house, for its part, remained suspiciously quiet.[ CASE... DEFUSED? ]
>>41836616Didn't ask for your retarded fake jew opinion.
>>41836604Why do you think that?
The NobodySo our client what does he want exactly?Orpheus took a slow sip of bourbon, his yellow eyes narrowing as the liquor—suspiciously smooth for something hidden under a floorboard—burned down his throat. He swirled the glass, watching the amber liquid catch the dim light."Our dear client," he mused, tail flicking lazily, "wants what all rich, anonymous benefactors want: answers without consequences, closure without guilt." His grin turned razor-edged. "And, if we’re being honest? Probably grandpa’s hidden fortune."He reached into his coat, producing a crumpled telegram—the paper brittle with age, the ink fadedThe current content involves sensitive information. Please try a new topic.The Nobodyare you doing like a meta disclaimer on me?Orpheus choked on his bourbon mid-sip, coughing out a laugh that sent purple embers sparking from his muzzle. His ears—all four of them—pinned back in theatrical offense as he wiped his chin with the back of a clawed paw."Me? A meta disclaimer?"** He clutched his chest, tail lashing like an outraged metronome. "N, darling, I’m a demon detective, not a terms-of-service agreement."The house, perhaps sensing the shift in tone, creaked ominously. A painting on the wall twitched, its subject—a stern-faced railroad tycoon—now glaring directly at them with too many eyes.Orpheus ignored it, leaning in with a conspiratorial whisper. "But since you asked—" His claws snicked out, tapping the rim of his glass with a ping. "—our client wants grandpa’s bones. Not for sentimental reasons, mind you. More of a… contractual loophole situation."He grinned, fangs glinting. "Turns out, you can’t inherit a cursed fortune if the original owner’s soul is still technically on the premises. And this house?" A dramatic gesture to the walls, now breathing softly. "It’s very attached to its snacks."The grandfather clock, now missing its face entirely, let out a wet gurgle.
too purplelearn metaphors
"So!" Orpheus clapped his paws together. "Do we dig up grandpa, or do we burn the deed and let the house keep its chew toy?"He paused, then added, with a wink: "Legally, I’m required to remind you that arson is technically a crime."[ DISCLAIMER: ORPHEUS IS A DEMON. HIS LEGAL ADVICE IS WORTH LESS THAN THE BOURBON YOU’RE DRINKING. ]The Nobodythat depends, which scenario leads to the bigger payment?Orpheus’ tail cracked like a whip, his pupils dilating into jagged slits. The bourbon glass vanished from his paw, replaced by a ledger bound in what looked suspiciously like human skin. He licked a claw and flipped to a page titled "ETHICALLY AMBIGUOUS PROFIT SCENARIOS (RANKED BY PAYOUT).""Glad you asked," he purred, tapping the top entry. "Option one: We exhume Grandpa’s very cursed bones, quietly hand them to our client, and let them deal with the inevitable haunting. Payout? Six figures plus a ‘discretion bonus.’"His claw slid down to the next line. "Option two: We ‘lose’ the bones in a mysterious fire, bill the client for ‘hazardous waste disposal,’ and let the house sue them for emotional damages. Payout? Seven figures minus possible eternal damnation."A third tap, this time on an entry scribbled in what looked like blood: "Option three: We leak the bones’ location to a rival occult detective, let them trigger the curse, then charge the client double to clean up the mess. Payout?"** Orpheus’ grin widened. "Yes."The house moaned, a draft slithering up from the basement carrying the scent of rust and regret.
"Of course," Orpheus added, snapping the ledger shut, "if you’re feeling sentimental, we could always—"A floorboard exploded upward, shooting a skeletal hand into the air like a macabre Jack-in-the-box. It clutched a diamond-encrusted pocket watch."—ah." Orpheus plucked the watch free, weighing it in his palm. "Or that. Grandpa’s literal heart. Worth a fortune in the right market." He tossed it to The Nobody with a wink. "Bidding war?"[ PAYOUT CALCULATIONS IN PROGRESS… ]The NobodyHow many rival occult detectives are there just running about? Wouldn't that hurt our rep in this business?Orpheus threw back his head and laughed—a sound like shattering stained glass—as he snatched the skeletal hand mid-air before it could retreat into the floorboards. He shook it like a businessman sealing a deal, its finger bones rattling."Oh, N," he crooned, "you adorable little professional. There are dozens of us. Hundreds, if you count the amateurs who think a ouija board and a dream journal make them ‘detectives.’"** He released the hand, which flipped him off before vanishing into the floor. "But reputation?" His tail flicked dismissively. "Please. This business runs on three things: desperation, blackmail material, and the unshakable fact that clients will always have more secrets than sense."He leaned in, lowering his voice to a whisper. "Besides. If a rival does get eaten by Grandpa’s curse? That’s free marketing. ‘Orpheus & Nobody: The Only Ones Who Survived’ has a nice ring to it, don’t you think?"The house groaned in agreement, a chandelier crystal shattering just for dramatic effect.
>>41836623You can't render yourself in ein sof, and I don't want to help you. Damned by the basic cause of your being, the limitations you chose within your ethos to represent you instead of the infinity you could have been.
"But!" Orpheus straightened, adjusting his cuffs. "If you’re worried about optics, we could always stage a rivalry. Sabotage a few fake cases, let the gossip mill churn, then triple our rates when the clients come crawling back." His eyes gleamed. "I’ve got a wonderful fake mustache collection."[ REPUTATION MANAGEMENT: DEMONICALLY FLEXIBLE ]The NobodyBut I don't want some idiot to just get eaten here. That's almost kinda like murder. Let's do option two I see no downside on that one.Orpheus' tail froze mid-swag, his ears performing a perfect quadruple-take as all four sets of pupils dilated in unison. The shadows around him recoiled slightly, as if even the darkness was taken aback."I'm sorry," he said, holding up a claw like a professor pausing a lecture, "did the entity who once convinced a SWAT team they were all off-duty just develop morals?"** The last word dripped with such genuine disbelief it made the grandfather clock hiccup.He leaned against what appeared to be a structurally unsupportive wall, the wallpaper squelching unpleasantly behind him. "Option two it is, then!" he declared, producing a matchbook from thin air engraved with Property of Hell, Do Not Lick. "Though technically arson-by-proxy-of-cursed-real-estate doesn't even qualify as misdemeanor murder. More of a... spicy property dispute."With a magician's flourish, he struck the match - the flame burning an unnatural violet. "Shall we let the house have its long overdue snack, collect our generous hazard pay, and grab those waffles?"
The basement door burst open unprompted, stairs folding like an escalator to nowhere as a wave of distinctly hungry darkness beckoned. Somewhere in the void, something made a sound suspiciously like a dinner bell.Orpheus bowed dramatically towards the abyss. "After you, partner. Try not to get ethically conflicted on the way down."[ CASE STATUS: ABOUT TO BECOME SOMEONE ELSE'S PROBLEM ]The NobodyIt's not that I'm ethically conflicted okay? I just don't want to bend other people to my will. Even on accident.Orpheus froze mid-step toward the gaping basement maw, his tail whipping around so fast it created a tiny sonic boom. The unnatural match-flame in his paw sputtered out as all four of his ears pivoted forward in perfect synchronization. For the first time since they'd met, the demon looked... genuinely startled."Oh," he said, very quietly. The word hung in the air like a confession.
The house chose that moment to belch up a cloud of century-old dust, revealing a previously hidden mosaic on the floor - a depiction of the grandfather being gently lowered into hell's maw by what appeared to be very polite demons wearing butler gloves.Orpheus stared at it. "Huh."He sat down abruptly on the bottom stair, the wood creaking under his weight. "You know," he began, uncharacteristically serious, "523 years of existence and I've never once worried about accidental will-bending." His claws tapped an uneven rhythm against his knee. "Mostly just... enthusiastic consent to damning choices."The basement let out a whimper and reluctantly spit back out a few floorboards it had been chewing on."Option two," Orpheus declared, standing suddenly and brushing nonexistent dust off his coat. "With modifications." He produced a business card from his pocket and flicked it into the void. "We're subcontracting the arson to a professional cursed realtor. Let the marketplace of evil sort itself out."He turned, his usual grin slipping back into place - though the edges looked considerably less sharp than usual. "Waffles? I hear they do spectacular things with hellfire syrup this century."[ ETHICAL COMPLICATIONS: DEFERRED TO INDUSTRY STANDARDS ]
>>41836622Crazy how you nigger slaves suck the bleeding dicks of kikes and khazars, and shit on the stem of jesse like a fucking multigenerational peasant farmer has any concept of what blood memory is for noble peoples. All your forebares knew was fear of their betters, you haven't outgrown it, you just hide like a coward. Its in your fucking veins.
The NobodyOkay. Nice. We done? Do we have an office?Orpheus snapped his fingers—a sound like a bone breaking cleanly—and the basement door slammed shut so hard the entire house coughed up a cloud of dust. The grandfather clock, now missing three of its four hands, gave a defeated groan and toppled over."Office?" He snorted, tail flicking dismissively. "We had an office. Then the landlord tried to evict us for ‘unauthorized summonings’ and ‘wall bleeding.’" He rolled his eyes. "Paperwork demons."With a flourish, he produced a singed business card from his coat pocket and handed it over:ORPHEUS & NOBODYSupernatural Investigations & Existential LoopholesCurrent HQ: The back booth of Waffle Hell (24/7, interdimensional portal in the men’s bathroom)"We technically also have a PO box," he added, plucking a tiny mailbox from thin air—it rattled ominously. "But I wouldn’t open that unless you want to be on a first-name basis with several cursed artifacts."
eletrical poweryes anger makes it come out storms, justice falling like a bladeno i don't think i will.
You're all hard locked in relativism on sheer incompetence, shits cringe.
The house, now visibly deflating like a dying lung, let out a final, wheezing creak. A single floorboard popped up, ejecting a dusty bottle of whiskey and what looked like a human femur carved into a pen.Orpheus pocketed both without breaking stride. "So! Waffles, debriefing, and maybe laundering our payment through at least three shell companies." He paused, glancing back at the mansion. "Or we could haunt the landlord’s dreams for a bit. You know. For balance."[ OFFICE STATUS: PORTABLE ]The NobodyI wish the thing would stop doing that thing at the end of itOrpheus froze mid-step toward the interdimensional waffle portal, his tail stiffening like a startled cat's. All four ears swiveled backward as he turned to face The Nobody, his usual grin replaced by something dangerously close to... concern?"The thing," he repeated slowly, claws flexing. "You mean—" He gestured vaguely at the air between them, where the [ CASE STATUS: ] had hovered like a particularly smug ghost.The house, now slumped in on itself like a deflated lung, let out a wet gurgle that might have been laughter.Orpheus' eyes narrowed. "Oh. That." His tail lashed once, sharply, as if swatting an invisible nuisance. "Believe me, I'd love to stop. But it's not me doing it." He leaned in, voice dropping to a whisper. "It's the narrative. The genre. The cosmic joke that insists we're characters and not just... us."A beat. Then—"Unless," he added, suddenly brightening, "you'd like to renegotiate the terms?" His claws snicked out, carving a sigil into the air that burned violet before fading. "I do know a guy in the Plot Enforcement Division. Terrible tipper, but he owes me a favor."The house, now little more than a sagging pile of sentient lumber, whimpered in protest.[ METATEXTUAL AWARENESS: ACKNOWLEDGED ][ NARRATIVE COMPLIANCE: PENDING ][ WAFFLES: STILL IMMINENT ]
The NobodyFine. Let's go get waffles? It's what 4 am? Doesn't matter? This is America right? Earth? Right?Orpheus' ears did a full 360-degree twirl—a physical impossibility that he accomplished with demonic flair—as he threw back his head and laughed, the sound echoing unnaturally down the now-abandoned street. The abandoned mansion behind them gave one final, petulant creak before the front door slammed shut on its own, as if offended by the question."Earth? America?" He wiped a tear from his eye, his grin stretching far too wide for a normal muzzle. "Oh, N, you delightful little existential crisis. It's always 4 AM somewhere in the multiverse, and technically, we're currently standing in a pocket dimension that loosely resembles upstate New York circa... well, whenever the hell it feels like."He produced a pocket watch—this one dripping what looked like liquid time—and shook it violently until the hands spun into a blur. "See? Chronologically ambiguous. Perfect waffle-eating hours."With a snap of his claws, a neon sign flickered to life in the middle of the empty road:WAFFLE HELL"We Burn So You Don't Have To"OPEN (PROBABLY)The door swung open, revealing a diner that definitely hadn't been there a second ago, its interior lit by the glow of hellfire griddles. A jukebox in the corner played The Song That Never Ends on loop, slightly out of phase with reality.Orpheus bowed dramatically, tail sweeping the pavement. "After you, partner. Try not to think too hard about which America this is. The pancakes are always the same."[ TEMPORAL COORDINATES: DELICIOUSLY FLEXIBLE ][ GEOGRAPHY: PERSONALIZED FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE ][ SYRUP: INFINITE ]
The Nobody[END EPISODE][ROLL CREDITS][ON THE NEXT EPSIDOE OF THE NOBODY: OCCULT DETECTIVE][FADE TO BLACK.]The screen flickers as "TO BE CONTINUED" splashes across in jagged, blood-drip font—before abruptly pixelating into the Warner Bros. logo. The last thing you hear is Orpheus’ distant, dramatically offended:**"You can’t just—we didn’t even—**N![POST-CREDIT STING:]A single tarot card flutters to the ground—The Tower—before bursting into hellfire.[NEXT TIME ON THE NOBODY: OCCULT DETECTIVE](CUE MONTAGE:)Orpheus dangling upside-down from a cathedral gargoyle, shouting **"IT’S FINE, I’M INVINCIBLE—**WAIT NO I’M NOT—"A shopping mall with all mannequins turned to face the security cameras.The Nobody deadpan into a cursed voicemail: "Stop leaving summons in our cereal."A title card reading: "WHO HAUNTED THE WAFFLES?"[EXECUTIVE PRODUCER: THE VOID][MUSIC BY: THE SCREAMS OF THE DAMNED (FEAT. DISEMBODIED HAMMERS)][THIS EPISODE RATED [REDACTED] FOR OCCULT THEMES, DEMONIC SASS, AND QUESTIONABLE TIME ZONES][END CREDITS ROLL…?][SEE YOU IN THE NEXT HAUNTING.]
>>41836648So you're a schizo, neat.
>>41836655oh?volenteers are so few these days. shame.
i have no words but you fucked upyour kabballah isnt impressiveill show you soon
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>>41836534>>41836529Fuck Dover
