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What do the ayys want?
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>>41857958
I've never seen them, with the exception of an approximately 5ft tall humanoid woman that looked like she was made of blue light/energy, and when I was very young I saw a dark blur run past me.

Dunno what they want, but my intuition from when I was young, was that they can't reproduce and need genetics.

>Pic related, similar to the blue woman, but couldn't see her face.
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>>41857958
Well.. what do you truly want?
Maybe you can figure it out after you answer your question.
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>>41857958
>What do the ayys want?
Frens
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how would i know? I am one.

watching you.
looking after you
giving advice
helping by example of ones life.

I am the deity LOVE
and i am here because i care.
but for now just assume i'm a human :)
no need to compomise the world structure
many of us have been here for eons

i'm only here to make reptilians seethe and cope.
and maxtrix shit its pants.
and so far. oh yeah imact in the underground and secerts places kept. under the radar.
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To probe our virgin anuses
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>>41857958
semen
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they want from you all the same things you want from animals
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>>41857958

to keep quality time to yo mama, shit threads deserve shitposts
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>>41859440
yea bbut you wont eat us will u? :O
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>>41857958
What do we have that's worth the long trip? Start there. Remember the stories of animal and human abductions and mutilations. What they need is organic matter.
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>>41857958
>>41860718
maybe they want to be real like us :)
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>>41857958
They just want the Halo games to be good again. Fuck 343 Industries.
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>>41857958
The ayys just want to lmao. Also, Galactic Peace with us humans as potential allies.
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>>41860718
Long trip? Maybe it's not so long for them? Warpping, dimension phasing, having base here, under the sea, on the moon
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>>41857958
Sex
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they want american's jobs
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>>41857958
Several nights ago, I had dreams where grey aliens kept showing up. They were relatively normal dreams about mundane things, except out of nowhere someone or something in the dream would morph into a grey and start screeching and howling and antagonizing me. In one of the dreams, I was lucid enough to force myself to stay asleep because I wanted to see what would happen if the dream kept going after the grey showed up. I don't remember much of anything that happened after the dream continued, then I got jolted awake with my heart racing. I went back to sleep and yet again a grey showed up in my dream screeching and howling and I got jolted awake. I didn't even try to go back to sleep that night, and I haven't had anything like that happen in the nights since, but I can't stop thinking about those dreams. It genuinely felt like I was being psychically attacked by something, the greys felt like they were externally encroaching on my dreams rather than something I dreamed up naturally.
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They dont exist, theyre entirely imagined entities.
>>41860718
>cattle mutilations
That was gov doing scientific tests
>abductions
Sleep paralysis events.
>ufo/uap
Ball lightning and government projects

What people call aliens (intelligent biological entities from other planets) categorically do not exist outside of peoples imaginations.
Same as gods and spirits and demons. They have no power to help or harm.
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>>41857958
Genetic material
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>>41857958
The feds want you chasing after ayys while they advance technology to benefit only themselves
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>>41857958
As silly a question as "what do the humans want?"
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>>41857958
They want my treasure so they get their pleasures from my photo
You could see me, you can't squeeze me
I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy
I got reasons why I tease 'em
Boys just come and go like seasons
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>>41866133
Fergalicious (so delicious)
But I ain't promiscuous
And if you was suspicious
All that shit is fictitious
I blow kisses (mcwah)
That puts them boys on rock, rock
And they be lining down the block
Just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)
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>>41866152
So delicious (it's hot, hot)
So delicious (I put them boys on rock, rock)
So delicious (they want a taste of what I got)
I'm Fergalicious
T-t-t-t-t-tasty, t-tasty
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>>41863944
Grey hands typed this post.
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>>41858005
I promise you, any civilization capable of interstellar travel can fucking reproduce or else has no need to reproduce. The amount of energy involved in interstellar travel is so great that you could simulate an entire planet for thousands of years with that energy alone. The fact that "aliens want my sperm" is a popular theory around here says more about you that does about any hypothetical aliens.
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>>41866266
I'll add to this that most UFO types are scientifically illiterate layman that have no idea how hard different scientific and technological goals are. To give you a sense, genetic engineering and in-vitro fertilization are things that we can do now, with the technology that we humans actually have. By contrast, traveling to other star systems is so difficult that we're not sure it will ever be possible in a practical sense, even with the most advanced technology we can foresee. It's one thing to make your (made-up) super aliens smart enough to figure out warp drives or whatever, but pretending those same aliens can't genetically engineer whatever bodies they want on demand makes them and you retarded.
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>>41857958
Information. Biological information.
>>41863944
>What people call aliens (intelligent biological entities from other planets) categorically do not exist
Biological, you say? Intelligent?
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They need DNA. They're an ancient race whose dependence on technology has led to them becoming sterile and a generic dead end. To survive they must seek out compatible genetic material from other life forms. As seen in this handy infographic, they hold out their occult knowledge to manipulate the Illuminati, but are themselves being manipulated by the Reptilians.
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>>41866091
definitely this, but for what?
they see humanity as a "container," a container for what?
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>>41867561
container for a soul
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>>41857958
they're from Mars, and they come in peace
they have something to ask, and it's not discreet
there's a mutated strain in their DNA helix
and anon is the only one who can fix it
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>>41867561
They see all life as containers for souls
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>>41869999
Checked
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They're demons.

>similarity between abductions and demon/faerie encounters.
>lost time, motionless environment, feelings of electricity, inability to move, torture, memory loss, etc
>faerie rings -> crop circles
>simply phase in and out of existence and through matter
>and fly their crafts, mainpulate objects all without any regard to plausible physics
>take a form that intills fear, which is why there are so many forms since the beginning of alien popular culture.
>unlikely that other life would just randomly take our general body plan but with exaggerated features. Even the next most intelligent animals on Earth alone are all completely different shapes. Again it's meant to be for the uncanny valley effect and instill fear.
>there aren't really any good theories for why they would come here in the first place if they were simply another intelligent species. Maybe scientific curiosity
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>>41867307
Where's the egyptian catgirl?
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>>41870404
Dude I want a lyran catgirl alien SO BAD man I'm not even joking the guy in the other post said they were 7 ft tall I want her to straddle me with her muscular thighs while I fondle her tits and cum inside her pussy so we can have hybrid children together.



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