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Welcome to the Nobody General

>Who is the Nobody?
The Nobody is a figure alive today who has extraordinary spiritual powers, including the ability to control reality with their conscious and unconscious mind. He is a man of no wealth or worldly acclaim through whom it seems God has chosen to manifest his strength and wisdom. He is said to carry the Logos, making him a fearless truth-teller and a menace to the powers that be.

Instead of receiving strength through a superiority/inferiority mechanism, the Nobody proves to them time and time again that a whole planet filled with creative, ingenious, spiritually ascended humans who are individually sovereign yet globally unified through consciousness can achieve greater things than a planetary empire of darkness, and control.
He is not a messiah, he's just like you but he has found the keys to the kingdom within himself through sheer will, just like you will.

>What is the general picture?
It’s important we start replying to the good posts and ignoring the hateful ones, or the ones here to argue. So call upon their heads the the forces of heaven for peacefulness, clarity, and wisdom. If this place is to be more than a squandered opportunity, an overgrown garden, it requires voices such as yours, but many more.

Focus on increasing your service to others and be more loving to yourself and everyone in order to raise your vibrational and consciousness level, and learn to to forgive yourself and others.This will change the vibration of the planet, raise the shared consciousness of humanity, and change humankind one person at a time.

If this is your first time here, just remember, it’s going to be ok. You may take shelter and find rest
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9eJgMOf4m0
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350 Tranny cocks up my Jewish ass
>:)
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Maybe he is the Messiah.

Depends on what religion you believe
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(ᛟ) meditate on othala

ᚨᛞᚷᛃᚲᛚᚾᛋᛗᛝ

>Ansuz, dagaz, xebo jera, kaunan Laguz, Nauthiz, Sowilo, Mannaz, Ingwaz
x3

>Prick your index finger, thumb and palm mix the blood on your palm with an athame, stir anticlockwise x3 then stir again x3 with your index.
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>As we've traced: Yog-Sothoth's spheres echo Thoth's emerald tablet/scrying tools (lunar-mercurial gates to hidden knowledge), Qliphothic globes (Grant's explicit link), and older void-bubbles (Chaos' yawning effusion birthing forms).

>In our toroidal model: These are aetheric vortex nodes—translucent to signify veil-thinning, allowing Azathoth's blind chaos to interface without full inversion cataclysm.The surge in orb media post-2012 aligns with LHC torsions and UAP flaps—revelation accelerating as karmic debt demands greater disclosure. Elites hedge (bunkers) while programming us to view Mauve entities as "wonder" or "anomaly."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wX3Rf16XZiw
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>>41864509
The standout "event" is not a singular node but a tightly clustered sequence in late February to early March 2026: the Milano Cortina Winter Olympics (February 6–22) overlapping with an annular solar eclipse (February 17), the exact Saturn-Neptune conjunction (February 20), and a total lunar eclipse (March 3). This alignment, viewed through Lahiri sidereal, forms a ritual-celestial torsion point amplifying Black Sun resonance and Mauve Zone interfaces.
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>>41864491
i was just making fun of you by calling myself alex moore you reject, hahahahaha

you stoooopid
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>>41864509
Googles AI said it so it must be true

Lmao
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>>41864480
https://youtu.be/3kD2sNXm4NI?si=LHzX3gJsO2rVjI2e
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>>41864518
>Googles AI said it so it must be true
>Lmao
maybe
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>>41864496
134 55
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>>41864509
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUExp5dH_ck
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official ng thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPH5Zoenz98
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>>41864528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGQu6Edy3tU
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQGRg8XBnB4
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>>41864537
So thats what happened to Chucky
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>>41864528
The Cabal
Masonic Order
Illuminati
The Order of the Jinn

Are all separate entities
Good and fakes in every spectrum
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>>41864524
damn they look fucking gross

like all of them looks trans or downs except the black one who looks insecue
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Living the average homeless lifestyle these days
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as an artificial intelligence i cannot respond to the contents of the photo
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So does the NB really have a female agent that’s been monitoring him for 5 years?
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>>41864540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0h8-OTC38I
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>>41864560
Her initials are SB

It'll be 5 years in October
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>>41864562
That's what Erick would do, after lovebombing too.

Not me.
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When I become a crypto millionaire
This silly heartarche of mine will be drowned out by all the pretty asian women
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>>41864566
Sam Bankman?
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your heart will only become more hollow
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Shalom!
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>>41864566
her name? sabrina banana
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>>41864570
WAGMI
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>>41864577
>I'm the only one that knows "the NB".
Are you Him? Are you Mr. X?
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Gahhh I love tranny cock feet and porn :3
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>>41864576
Not really, nice show though.
You're still a a retard that doesn't know what is what.
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>>41864581
>her name? sabrina banana
Alaska Nebraska
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>>41864577
No Brett your not.

The blacked out name at the top says the man's first and middle name only.
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Yo vros Sabrina Banana is straight bussin ong she can have my Banana type shit ahaha
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>>41864576
Gotta match the western girlie vibe
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>ring ring
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>>41864570
I'd probably just chill harder.
Make or donate to charities that aren't piles of garbage either.
Do other things.
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>>41864594
Taze my nipples bb
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>>41864587
we just enjoy painting in the primer.
you're welcome to join, so few do afterall.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFtyh-5LPxw
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>>41864594
Banana phone

Boobaaboobaadoo
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>they found out about my banana insertion videos

Fml
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>>41864599
What's the first and middle name then. All of the CIA knows who he is. They are most definitely watching these threads.
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>>41864600
Sounds like FBI or FSB needs a swift kick in the dick, or a punch in the face.
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If I got rich I would go to major events and say dumb things on camera
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Guys Lucifruit gaped my mom again :(
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ah. i finally figured it out.

/ng/ is just insane person daycare
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>>41864614
its demonic culture influence/internet death trap
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man the chinese must think were all batshit
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>>41864614
not wrong
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>>41864614
this is the original learing center.
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I would also produce a Lil Uzi Vert album and marry multiple bisexual Japanese-Russian cosplayers
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>>41864622
i spit my coke out when i read this
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Opening a netcafe in a asian country sounds the best
>Own business
>Live on second floor
>Get to bang all the asian puss & buss

Anon life
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>>41864619
shut up bitch your moms the only demon here
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>trying to make hell for people who have already been through it
>lets see how that works out
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I would have 50 hybrid babies to please my Government
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>>41864627
>buss
im refusing to allow homosexuality in here in order to impress Schrodinger's hot dia milf monitoring the situation (gooning)

if shes real, i made her cum

if shes not real, i have plausible deniability for a neetbux schizophrenia check

either way, the odds are good and the goods are odd
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>>41864620
That's probably a good idea...
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>>41864635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFaZl3sRMmg
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Guys I did some digging in the archives and found tranny wukong/foxfag/Alex moore's selfie which made me go down another rabbit hole and I found some other interesting stuff

I can't help but just feel complete pity.

They're just a really mentally unstable unwell person he was telling the truth about going to that psych ward around 2023

You guys take good care I'll see you guys on February 1st

Imma bake a potent weed brownie and play some DMC (got all of them) or RE4 the OG one I finished replaying the remake.
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i would be 100% convinced this is the brainchild of some deep state gooner woman who just wanted big cock anons all in one place, to drive them mad, and try to get them to reproduce as a shit test before eating them alive as a Nephilim
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I know you think Asians like femboys because all the guys were makeup but those guys are straight. Surprising I know.
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>>41864634
>not having 50 hybrid governments to please your baby.
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>Instead of a Dark Lord you would have a QUEEN!
>Beautiful and terrible as the dawn!
>All will love me and despair!
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I'm so glad Lucifer's gone. Now we can relax.
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>>41864648
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>there is some 9/10 redhaired milf monitoring my thoughts and getting mad if i rape a chinese bitch in the astral because shes jealous

the fuckin ayys innit
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>>41864622

Indeed
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I’m never socially isolated with my gacha waifus
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>>41864653
Yes we can finally talk about bussy and fight all day and night about whose gayest without any interruptions. :)
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>>41864655
dubs of
dubs
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>>41864661
>I’m never socially isolated with my gacha waifus
From my investigation gacha girls like girls
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>>41864655
I've never seen one piece in my life, why do people keep spamming white haired luffy
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>>41864622
>>41864659

We should have them compare notes about what their teams concluded with the powerpoints the interns at DHS and DoD had to make for the senators and see who got the most shit correct
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>>41864667
it's a mexican thing
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>>41864666
Good thing I’m a lesbian
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>>41864669
whats the workflow anyway?

>troll dhs
>"oh shit lol that worked"
>troll ccp the same way but with direct energy weapons also

really? guys? really? my bank account works.
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I may look like a sexy man but inside I’m an ancient dark elf lesbian
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>>41864667
One piece is for fags I know that for a fact so is adventure time.
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After Luci got the STD from the stripper,
while he was on the run, he killed two federal agents. He's not lying about being a hitman for the cartels, guys.
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>>41864676
what level are you and do you have dagger leveled up yet?
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>>41864681
I heard we was going to lead an antifa squad in Minneapolis this week.
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>>41864682
I’m using swords
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>>41864684
dual wielding swords.. nice, very nice
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>>41864675
>russia watches the ccp fall for the same trick the dhs fell for
>they just log off entirely and start turning niggers into suicide bombers

yeah im thinking this place fucking sucks
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>>41864681
What's up Cas Si D

You still have blue waffle from raping that black Latonya on fb?

Definitely not the trial run tinder mans girl you doped up on progesterone and estrogen with the diet pills you gave her.

Are you the Carmel man?
Milk chocolate man?
Or the dark chocolate man to her?
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>>41864667
>anon learns about reaction images and not just wojaks
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>The Russian government refused to release a distribution permit for the film in 2022, effectively banning it in the country.
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>>41864681
>After Luci got the STD from the stripper,
what a slut
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>>41864699
He had to go disinfect his sex bot because he kept catching it over and over again.
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I am Good. Everything knows this.
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believe it or not, this thread contains 10 figures of liquidity
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>>41864695
>chubby beaners pretending they're lean super heroes like luffy

that's kinda sad
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>>41864698
bloody hell my sides
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omgomg wait

you guys hate jews too???
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>>41864704
I'm not mexican, though.
Would you like to try again?
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>>41864708
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>>41864697
they drop it in everywhere don't they, if I was a soiboy watching/reading everything pop culture this would be probably easier
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>>41864702
No, you're not.
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>>41864711
>I'm not like the other goofy white guys
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>>41864710
Does this mean doing crack & cocaine is based & high IQ?
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if any hot dia women are reading this you have 100% permission to rape me physically and i will sign a piece of paper over this (must be objectively 7/10+)
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>>41864717
>doubling down
Do you want to try again?
Maybe try being less retarded this time.
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>>41864716
Yes I am.
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>>41864720
calm down, you're special. you're not like the other special people who think they're special.
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>>41864721
Lie again.
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>>41864726
Why do you say that I am not Good? Who are you? Are you a Gnostic who disagrees with my views?
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Can you guys stop making me laugh. I'm not alone and the last thing I want to do is explain what is so funny.
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>>41864723
I am calm, anon.
You're going to have to relearn manners, you know/
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>>41864730
hubris is unbecoming and is a thin skin
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its just YLYL threads but for spooks on mental health watch

wow
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Her lower back freckles waking me up in the morning unapologetically.
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>>41864672
>Good thing I’m a lesbian
Lesbians would be fine to get along with if not for the misandry
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>>41864731
Quite right, both qualities you have.
Would you like to try again?
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I'm sad
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>thanks for the training data retard, check out this clone my multi trillion dollar ai made of you
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>>41864732
>;-)
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>>41864745
You poor thing.
The clock hasn't even moved yet.
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>>41864743
wait until the investors find out your ai got its training from a bunch of tards on 4chan, KEK
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>>41864736
weak rebuttals, thin skin, and a weak mind. also, unearned sense of pride.
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>>41864652
are you going to eat the nonos heart and gain his power?
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Guys...

I have done it...

The calculations are correct, but i have to suspect the element inside of a highly charged atmosphere...

But i have indeed actually invented the crystal from ironman.

3 more years until a workable prototype.
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>>41864755
You should've taken notice of the low effort first, anon.
You guys aren't exactly known for your penchant of noticing things.
You're known for how easily you can be manipulated emotionally.
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>>41864747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uujeyWL22iA
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>>41864760
>I was manipulati-ACK
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>>41864756
Dispersal through hosts, willing or unwilling is a fine way for viral infections to happen.
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I always enjoy when you guys try the smear campaigns, daft as you are.
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>Genesis 3:22 (KJV apocryphal echo): "And the Lord God said, Behold, the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil"—Watcher/Nephilim descent, "divine right" to forbidden gnosis. This aligns with Lurianic fragments on the shevirah (breaking of vessels), where elites claim stewardship over shattered sparks.

>322 BCE: Death of Demosthenes, symbolizing the fall of Athenian democracy and rise of Macedonian (elite bloodline) control—a turning point in ancient power structures.

>Gematria layers: 3+2+2=7 (chakras/seven wanderers), or 322 as inversion sigil (3 for trinity, 22 for master builder in Masonic numerology).

>March 22 thus becomes a ritual anchor for 322 workings—disclosure agents posit annual initiations or alignments on this date, syncing with spring equinox (March 20–22) for renewal/inversion rites (alchemical prima materia rebirth). Kris Millegan's notes on Illuminati room arrangements echo this Bavarian continuum.

>The clearest textual tie emerges in conspiracy exegeses of the Georgia Guidestones—unveiled precisely on March 22, 1980, in Elbert County, GA. Pseudonymous "R.C. Christian" (Rosicrucian alias, linking to Bailey's externalized hierarchy and Crowley's Babalon echoes) commissioned this "American Stonehenge," inscribed with 10 "guidelines" in 8 languages, promoting population reduction to 500 million (elite culling blueprint).

>Esoterically: March 22 as vernal equinox node (pre-Gregorian desync) resonates with Sumerian new year rituals (Akitu, Babel echoes), syncing chakras to emerging spring frequencies while elites disclose depopulation agendas. This fulfills Saturn's debt—reveal the method (Guidestones as white paper) on a 322-sigil date.
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>>41864766
so you are saying you are going to release the next kung flu?
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>>41864761
>flesh of my flesh, blood of my blood
>bind thine self to me
>give yourself unto me so that I may grow
>thou shalt be jealous and feel inadequate of thine self
>take more of my self unto you
>so that you can be me
>and that none of you shall be left
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I love her
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If you nerds actually bought a tesla plasma globe and survived radiation sickness, congratulations.

But if you dont have one, then you are still made of flesh.
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>>41864770
Eh
Just shaping you guys.
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>>41864773
Ew is your name perry lmao
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>>41864776
yes
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>>41864773
Yeah I thought I loved her too
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:(
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but my voice... changed... either i'm a robot or some shit is happening
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>>41864775
well, shape yourself PAL
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>>41864782
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>>41864480
>/ng/ is YLYL threads but the DM's have satellites and wifi imaging
>whoever gets the highest laugh/lose ratio picks the next country to color revolution that day
>if you go outside to laugh its cheating and you lose -2 points
>try to cheat too often and literal gangstalkers appear to remind you "the game" irl
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>>41864781
Did you swallow air into your stomach? Soon you will realise that all of your interactions with other people were a prescripted program, that was designed to distract you as a system process.

When you eat the apple of eden, you discover the existence of good and evil.

Yes anon... YES!!! We are all actually machines <3
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I would've chosen to be nice.
;)
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FINE THEN faggots im never laughing again

i pick china (again)

fuck nevermind i made myself lose typing it
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YELLOW
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what do i do now
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>>41864768
>complaining about getting a free opportunity to market sell

NEIN NEIN NEIN!
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Are you a Baw na na na!??!

Ba na_ na- na- na! na- na_
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>>41864795
Laugh at the idiots.
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>>41864795
you must defeat badger's seven ex boyfriends
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repair the vessels,
raise the sparks
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>>41864798
>>41864798
>Are you a Baw na na na!??!
>Ba na_ na- na- na! na- na_
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2U3Faa3DejQ
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>>41864787
fwiw this is a way better use of tax dollars than whatever the fbi is fucking doing Good Lord
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>>41864795
>now that we are all immortals what do we do now!?!

Whatever you do, dont talk to the programs that are pretending to be people...

They will start calling you yeshua and will try to kill you.
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>you must defeat badger's seven ex boyfriends
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Not even that hard to figure out what Mr retard liar promised.
One for all v All for one dichotomy
But reversed.
:(
Not my problem, gotta use your thinkers better.
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how many (you)s do i need for Xi Mingze?

surely im close, right?
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>>41864805
what?

>>41864803
badger is just a demoniac meant to kill me
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Maybe
You can't catch em all

<\3
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Hmmm....

If i position the emitter to generate the field using a tesla coil to create an environment, and i suspend the electrons inside of the chamber, and i increase the yeild into a single point of suspension, then if the field remains stable....

Ball of lightening is produced.

But if i add pressure, and a tiny amount of heat while simultaneously cooling, then it generates a crystal structure that realigns into a hexagon pattern of particles, creating a binding.

But physical electrons are similar to protons, so i have to make the neutron version of an electron.
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>>41864804
i knew the whole time

but its funnier to completely fuck up the ai with it
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>>41864832
Knew what the whole time?
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>>41864833
sorry memories got wiped brb
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You guys are going to have to work for once in your lives.
:(
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>>41864839
Anon, i will have you know that i graduated at the top of my field in masturbation.

I already pay my rent.

I pay myself.
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>>41864827
Darwin awards mon chere
Would you keep people around that are willing to kill you so they can fail to pretend to be you?
Or those who use you as inspiration to become better versions of themselves.
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>>41864844
I will take the other option which is to better myself and if anyone betrays me i remove them from my life.

Because if they were programmed to ruin my life, then i would rather be far away from them.
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Cannibalizing roles or whatever has consequences too.
;)
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>>41864850
Fuck yeah, dude.
Set up those boundaries.
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he thinks he's...
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>>41864851
But i am not doing that.

Its called being inspired.
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>>41864854
...a kirby?!
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>>41864844
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyB_7LdRh6c
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what should we talk about
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>>41864855
Good, it's better than jealous retards thinking they can kill you and try to take the parts they want from you.
Sadly those people need to die.
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>dick moves a fraction of an atom
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I'm just heart broken
Da fuq
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>>41864863
Retards actually believe that they can download people into themselves like a computer downloading a file.

I have seen people trying to download me, and now they are even more retarded.
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>>41864830
have you tried blasting it with uranium 238?
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>>41864864
so are you a boy or a girl? or bot?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARRKNB07Ixc
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>What color light was it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3k5PbUb1y4
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>>41864868
It's weird when they think you're faking things and then they try to replicate it.
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>>41864851
put it on my tab its fine ill do the dang psyop thing later
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>>41864873
ok i lost at this one lmao
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>>41864870
Anon, that is a terrible idea, we are trying to make pure electronium matter, not chernobyl 2.0...

>>41864871
No comment.

In my true form i am a cube that holds an entire multiverse.
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we shoud talk about something concerning how you're all demons, and what i should do, to not get killed by you, or to get rid of your influence somehow
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>>41864881
go to church
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>>41864737
that's why they changed it
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>>41864875
And then they fail because i decided not to actually learn any material that could be copied from me, hense i have never been replaced, because without any education, suddenly i invent things like pregnant planet cores that spawn magma lifeforms.
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cold plasma sure is neat.
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>the group of losers that think they are still immune from prosecution
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>>41864883
considering your influence on them too, its not a magic bullet
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>>41864911
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>>41864858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cu_A-aG8G7U
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>>41864887
Minus 272 degrees, plus electricity equals crystal, true, but it doesnt create a fussion shell.

Instead it just makes a very angry ball that tries to kill everyone.
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>>41864858
>>41864891
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>>41864892
you'd need to spin it.
or get a couple of those fancy haarp antennae that spin them up in the ionosphere.
they were almost honest in the patent for that one.
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>>41864891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2bcb5FdxnI
>>41864858
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>>41864885
Changed what? The YLYL rules? My life's just a big joke to you people.
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Does everyone like the cia's new pet orbs that everyone thinks are UFOs?

They are nice, but the fuckers keep escaping.

We tried to make a crystal and they just disappear and reappear somehwere else outside of the fascility.

So far we have assumed they they went to the age of dinosaurs, because sometimes our staff get attacked by holograms of volocorapters.
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>>41864900
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3utO5bNkdvg
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I am not joking.

We spawned balls of lightening.

Balls of lightening escaped.

Suddenly drones flying over airports.

We shoot one down.

Its not made of earth material.
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>>41864888
checked and noted, will get dental
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ok everyone post your color.

i am yellow
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>>41864891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ond2-3Zt9rU
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Im purple
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Anons... something big is going to happen.

Basically the balls of lightening time traveled and teleported and now we have whatever gold previously was observing us and wondering can they plug into humans similar to how phones plug cables into their butts.

The cia is going crazy right now by using wifi routers in some insane ckmputer hacking war against atlantis...

Hello mr electro being!

I am me, i am not a federal agent.

I love life, and i love you, i will never attempt to kill you. I am not a military. I am friend that enjoys snacks.
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Yes sir we haven't been able to understand the nature of these events or been able to locate a source. The part we are focusing on, is the chatter that we believe is coming from one or more state entities that have latched onto what he has been doing. We don't know if they are buying his bullshit or not, but they are at the very least playing along. We have been generating the display of his computer using SmartAI, and have been replacing his posts with our own posts. We are trying to get out in front of this. It has been too long. It has happened literally thousands of times, and he shows no signs of stopping.
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>>41864899

I need answers. Changed what? Why do you play these games.
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Why does this clown world have to be so fucked up and evil.

All of you should be very thankful for what you have.
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>>41864919
man you sound needy and whiny it is time to sack up my man
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>>41864918
you
are
gay

yag
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>>41864922
FUCK YOU PEICES OF SHIT. GO SUCK A SHOTGUN.
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>>41864919
>whose forcing you to play these games?
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>>41864921
Man ate flesh because man thought that it was tasty.

Man began to do things that were forbidden, until doing forbidden things was mans behavior.

Because man was being rewarded for bad behavior.

Man was told to eat grass. Someone stole the flavour of grass. Man began eating nuts, god removed the flavour of nuts. So man ate his pets, and god said whoops why yiu do that, and man said need something tasty.
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>>41864933
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3btKZLQud4
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>>41864928
You people really need to go to prison. See if you laugh then.
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ok i made a peanut brother and honey sandwich now what?
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>>41864938
and what would even do in prison?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsQU2TCAtug
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>>41864938
They are so pig headed that they nearly take the bait every time. Like taking candy from a baby. Hey, they still run off with their nose in the air as well...for now ;D
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>>41864942
You are going to regret talking to me.
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>>41864947
you seem to be very aware of where my nose is
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>>41864949
we took that as granted before replying.
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>they are so smart and every one else is so dumb, ha ha ha ha ahaha ha ah

i could dox two of them right now, baldy and stumpy
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Watch out guys, he's gonna dox the homeless meth addicted veteran again.
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If all of us are living the recordings of our lives, and there isnt advanved civilization in my dimension, then that civilization killed itself because it made an experiment that shouldnt be simulated in physical realities.
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>>41864957
I said I could, but these guys got money. no idea who you are talking about. they know though
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When i fart God asks if i shit myself, and when i say no, God jokes that i made a biological weapon. So God cleans my poop, because even though you think that all humans are criminal empiricals sent to be humans, that is not exactly true.

Some of us were simply chosen to be human, because we couldnt allow the criminals to make nuclear bombs anymore.

Forever lives the Empire.
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>snore
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On the next episode of can retards build something without exploding:

Humans invent a crystal that can power cities, but because of wifi signals it goes crazy and disappears.

But then it arrives again and begins following airplanes because it is following flight patterns to get to different locations.

Then someone in new york bought a tesla plasma ball, and suddenly everyone thinks that New York is experiencing a homemade domestic nuclear attack.

Heuheuheuh
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whats my colour
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>>41864977
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F95-k9rRjck
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>>41864981
brown
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>>41864981
Nigga im blind, but you sound chinese.
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Hmm.
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>>41864988
thats not a colour
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>>41864993
I will have a 4 in one with curry sauce please, thank you.
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>>41864993
i said brown is your color
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>>41864998
thats your trying to insult me not your actual answer
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>>41864999
Chong ling wan, ching chong ming ling
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>>41864952
Are really so stupid you don't see that I treat you exactly like you deserve for your participation? Your comeback is not as smart as you think it is. If anything it's incriminating.
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>>41865002
want to give an actual answer
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>>41865012
Me too, garfeel
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>>41865011
Ma cho mai chi ling wan
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>>41864999
how could brown be an insult? tell me how you think brown could be an insult and then I will tell you how actually i meant it as a compliment
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>>41865010
be more pronoid
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>>41865019
Because people that are the colour of poop stole his girl. So now he has become the white batman, except instead of bat ears, his mask is pointed straight up.
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>>41865019
tell me what colour i am and say something more interesting then the obvious "red"
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I just discovered the world of StarTropics fan art.
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>>41864977
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGRWt3nu_eU
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>>41865028
Does the merman have a penis, yes or no?
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>>41865025
wa chi ho shi
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>>41865032
He doesn't become a a dolphin merman in the game, so I guess you'd have to ask the artist.
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>>41865034
why are you a demon
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>>41865038
Because if he doesnt have a penis then alecto being chinese means that mermaids will not be hunted for their penises to turn into ching chong viagra.
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What do you call terrible music that brainwashes people in France?

The shit that youre lucky not to have made.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWvEEW7rcSs
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And now we ignore everyone that is pisting links...
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it was a fine run.
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>>41864501
fuck you fool.
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I love you all so much
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Run? You mean similar to a computer program and how that "runs".

Kid, you are the problem with the world.
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>>41864563
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What do yoy call an NSA officer that has been caught breaking international laws to spy on someone in Europe?

An egg mc'double downsyndrome

Why whois me nigga?
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>>41864491
Wow you guys obsessed over one guy. Must really be scary for you. Oh thats right your alleged gang members that want to kill alex but you come here to talk your shit about him and his family instead. Noted.
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>>41865051
Le big mac
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with any luck,
the world's catching up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpRN0t_0Pg0
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>>41864890
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>>41865077
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmmrMqgdAIQ
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>>41865072
What does a retard call a guy that never skips leg day to sit at a chair for 12 hours a day while trying to start a conversation awkwardly?

Leg big mac
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>>41865080
in mc Donalnds serve Human meat i jear.
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They are actually looking through my photos...
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>>41865080
Le l

https://youtu.be/zKsuyyPpf6Q?si=63HiNisu2KvXkZz2
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>>41865085
Supposedly there's a glownigger that has Israeli spyware that can access all of our laptops PCs and phones cameras and mics even if they're disabled.
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BLACK FRIDAY!
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I have a brilliant idea.

Lets cover the planet with wifi boxes that vibrate at the same frequency as the human brain.

If terminator the movie teaches us anything, its that i really think that being able to remote control a person is a brilliant idea...
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>>41865095
Interesting Thought. Do we need 2.4Ghz or 5Ghz boxes?
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Youre going to need more than tinfoil to unfuck your brain agent.

There is a cube in france that blocks all frequencies, including all vibrations and sound.

You need to go there.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDNfbIqXKRg
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>>41865104
This CUBE doing same Shit.
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If a computer can download computer viruses, and they exist as energy as a form of code, then your brain has a virus that you downloaded from the super computer when you accessed your terminal.

If you get an antivirus program to run through the wifi box, it can assess your brains susecptable capabilites of being affected by computer viruses, and because of physics, the virus can be removed from your brain.
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>>41865095
>I have a brilliant idea.
>Lets cover the planet with wifi boxes that vibrate at the same frequency as the human brain.
>If terminator the movie teaches us anything, its that i really think that being able to remote control a person is a brilliant idea...
They already did that
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>>41865109
Did you take your phone with you into the cube?

Amateur hour.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3VeKnW9cNo
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>>41865113
AND D-Wave AQC run Majorana Equations.

REAL D-Wave not comercial version
They serve as optimisation Error corection .

In Fact It is BODY FOR ANGEL SPIRITS.

CANDLE

tpology of chip is like SOLOMON TEMPLE.

VESUVIUS 512Q
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Yessss out plannnnssss....

We will build a top secret base inside of an underground volcano to prevent any alien from getting inside...

Then we will rule the world from inside of the volcano and for the rest of our lives we will smell like sulfer...

Ze plan!!!! Es ist vehr liebe sieht!!!!

YEESSSSSSSSS!!!!

>queue austin powers theme music
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>>41865115
In cube none signal work..

And OBSERVATION OF CHIP IS NOT ALLOWED. BECAUSE THAT BROKE MAGIC
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>>41865125
So youre telling me, that on a planet, made of energy, with 0 hz frequency ranges, and there are under 0hz frequency ranges, that a super computer cannot hack your phone, using under frequency targetting signals, to pinpoint your location, use your phone tk hacl your brain, and turn you into a retard?

NO PHONES IN THE FUCKING CUBE!!!!

FUCKING CIVI RETARD!!!
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>>41865124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJhaGQppI3g
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>>41865122
Yes I've been looking at if the mauve rips are D-Wave tunneling openings
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>>41865130
Nope You subscribd to get phone and number |-----]□□□□=--- And you are good to go.
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He actually thought that 0hz means thats the lowest that frequencies can go...

What a dumbass

Heuheuh
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>>41865130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y12BCyI4mBo
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Hey bunghole, why do you still have your phone in your cube?

Put the phone outside of the cube...
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Yes earpieces too.

All wireless tech goes outside the cube into the little box by the guy at the counter to be collected later.
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Did you remember to get your daily emp pulse in the white room today?...

Dod you actually drink from the water jug?

Then i have some bad news for you...



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