I haven't seen any crop circle threads here for a long time. Let's talk about some real paranormal stuff instead of the forced and entirely not subtle anti-Christianity threads. Anyone who has some good intel on this, please share. There's no way crop circles aren't paranormal. I'd rather believe in dinosaurs, space, evolution or globe earth (I'm joking, not homosexual).
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>>41866230SASER strike patterns from orbit. ayylmaos got shooters out there.
>>41866230read up, scrubhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sound_amplification_by_stimulated_emission_of_radiation
>>41868209I'll spoonfeed you some1- the pattern you see in your pic are from a lensed saser, meaning there is a mask/lens pattern installed on the saser output such that it shapes the outgoing beam into whatever shape is needed. porous metal foam structures.2- sound waves, similar to electromagnetic waves, have a dot, cross, and rotation products. when generating a strongly linear saser wave using the dot product (measure of colinearity), the axis of propagation is the same as the axis of oscillation. when operating a saser, it has 100% dot procut, 0% cross product (measure of perpendicularity) like a more familiar laser. far easier than a laser however, is the ability for a saser to convert either of the dot (linear), cross (transverse) to the rotational product. the makes the "swirl" on impact3- sasers large enough to cause crop circles have a high amount of "bass", while smaller saser strikes are using a more "treble" or high pitched saser strike. both of which are outside the range of human hearing, one being essentially an infrasonic saser, the other being a terahertz saser.4- orbital sasers use thermoacoustic heating via miniaturized scalar interferometers to generate the sound waves at a precise location in the atmosphere.questions?
>>41868231acoustic lenseshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLBmWF9Xo10Steve Mould always has good material. what he describes here is a quick demonstration of acoustic lensing principles. the acoustic lenses on sasers are very similar in function to those little lenses on laser pointers to cast a smiley face or whatever with the pointer.
First off, thanks everyone.>>41868231>questionsWhy? What's the use of doing this to random crops around the world?How do they maintain such accuracy?
>>41868269>Why?why not? humans create arsenals. an arsenal has a void for a saser weapon, so we fill it. there is a need.>What's the use of doing this to random crops around the world?have you ever had a slingshot? it isn't like they are shooting random civilians or animals. target practice coupled with some good old disinformation to the public.>How do they maintain such accuracy?same way everything else is, having a target range, a sighting system, and an ability to adjust.watch.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sqIvak-4Ek
>>41868284Thanks, that's all I need to know. Your answers make enough sense for me to not need the video. I couldn't have imagined the reason be to so obviously simple.
>>41868292it's because it's not, you're getting glowied.you should do more research on crop circles before you believe any given explanation given to you on 4chan.If they're government SASER tests, why have they been around for centuries?
>>41868345By all means elaborate. It's why I created this thread and asked.
>>41868353Brother you didn't even check wikipedia.
>>41866230A quick rundown of most everything known in the field.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2BQyZorSQcOther than the few that have been solved. And I think even that, he does at least mention the solved one that was just Pi.
>>41868375That is true, but I asked here assuming users here would have more insight on what's good material to read. You can't tell me you've never been clickbaited numerous times on several paranormal topics. What I've noticed since I've been roaming this board is that whenever I'm interested in a topic, here I can find myself on a better starting position by asking around. Wikipedia is the last place to go for me on topics like these. Take Antarctica for example. >>41868392Man, I'll be honest, I'd rather wait for another anon linking me stuff. I prefer reading than watching a YouTube video (especially a man with a weird voice for an hour). Thanks either way.
>>41868392i know this one was one of the solved ones. it had something to do with atomic orbitals.
>>41868405then mute the video, turn on captions, and set it to x4 speed.Or go to the bottom of the video and click "show transcript" and read it like a book.
>>41868408And here was the pi one.
>>41868345>governmentand ayys. is there some sort of cosmic barrier preventing us from making sasers just the same as the ayys do? maybe there is another cosmic law illustrating the impossibility of manmade fire because the ayylmaos have been mysteriously doing it to us for centuries. nice try chucklefuck- where do you think we even got the idea?
>>41868433well then you're just admitting to it being aliens again. you've accidentally un-debunked yourself, good job.
>>41868450yup. you're right. you got me. it was all a fib. everyone knows that it is impossible for us some crop circles to be from humans, still yet some others nonhuman.do you have anything better?
>>41868480you were the one trying to imply it was all handwavable government normieshit.Hey, does your SASER theory have an explanation for ghost circles? Why ground that have crop circles happen on them have crops grow back differently in that pattern even the next year, even after it was harvested? Or why snow would melt differently in these same areas long after they were made?
>>41868540I watched the video, but skimmed a lot because of the fish (which is even worse than his voice, how the fuck millions of people managed this is beyond me). I don't think it's aliens, unless we take the broad term, which includes entities from another dimension. I believe there are 2 possible explanations:1. Instead of from above, it's from down below... far below. Obviously I believe earth is not what we've been told it is. Now that we're becoming more aware of underground cities, there's possibly more below the earth's crust than just a hotter core. 2. Demons.
>>41868576the keypoints were the split stalks microscopic analysis etc. that would be very difficult to achieve with a stick and 2 drunk dudes. it doesn't touch on saser
>2000 years of forced christianity under threat of death>that's okay>your cult being criticized in the last decade>REEEEE WAAAAA YOU SHOULD WORSHIP JEWSlmao
>>41868856and the gentle interwoven layering, which is literally impossible with board on a stick. board on a stick just tramples and crushes flat. the real ones, the flowers aren't even touched.
>>41868856>>41869018I noticed these and that’s how I came to that conclusion. There’s definitely more than what we can measure.
>>41868865Oop, an off-topic inflammatory post specifically for the purposes of attempted derailing! We must have spooked a glowspook.How you doin, G-man?
>>41868408That one is an interstellar signal relay
>>41869143What based ass niggers we. have ere
>>41868231I recognize you from other threads here. Is this something you were directly cleared to know during your time as Navy sonar guy and military intelligence guy, or is it inference from rumors you heard and your own knowledge about sonic technology?
>>41869143in this one they just started spamming the lyrics to fucking fergalicious>>41866133
>>41866230https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aY-SY6OiEHo
>>41868576Crop circles are made by aliens fucktard. We are in a Silent War between good and bad ayys, here's a cropcircle that directly references this war.
>>41869657Lmao absolute retard.
>>41869722Explain yourself how I'm wrong about different alien factions fighting for planet Earth especially when I gave direct photo evidence and words from actual aliens about it. Stop posting on 4chan /x/ about shit you don't know.
>>41869509Why do they always mention grain (wheat, canola and rye) and not other type of crops? We know seed oils are bad for you just as much as bread. That aside, there's also the mention of seeds being genetically modified through the process of making these circles. It's like they're pushing the market for grainfoods. >>41869657Assuming you're talking about actual material beings flying around in saucers far away from our globe to witness as they're fighting others with laser beams, I don't believe that. By merely observing the detail and inconsistency of their adaptability towards us we are obviously being trolled here. This fits more about how it's demons, so you're technically correct, as demons are in fact inter-dimensional alien lifeforms to us.
>>41869143all western/government institutions are judeochristian lmaostop pretending to be counterculture golem
>>41870368Nah senpai I see aliens and spaceships in the physical.
>>41869492>I recognize youhello>directly clearedyou read everything else I wrote>or is it inference from rumorsdepends on your perspective. there were once rumors of hypersonic missiles, and now here we are.it is just tech, nothing more. I post on /x/ about this stuff purely to see whether or not people even have the capability to understand the technical aspects of all this bullshit. so far, I have seen about 5% or so of people be able to let go of all their bullshit ideas and just fuckin chug the facts and digest them. none of this is a surprise. the other reason I post on /x/ is that sometimes I can manage to rustle up some new information from the interwebs.every time I post something, I do my best to find referencing information about how the tech works, some people involved, all that stuff. I think people just do not want to attribute the achievements on men to what they see, including the ayys even coming here at all. consider- what point at all would ayys have to visit here if we were still riding animals around and reading by candlelight? we did that shit for millenia and did not even warrant a close inspection by the ayys, aside from possible visits in the past. it used to be so easy to just keep tabs on programs and projects.https://sam.gov/reports/awards/standardhttps://sam.gov/opportunitiesnowadays the database has changed a bit, but once you get good at cruising the contracts page, you can get an idea of who does what. same as all my other threads- we aren't the only country with sensor systems like this, therefore the only secrecy is to the public.I believe the public doesn't deserve to know, but chatting on /x/ with the glowies at Eglin bring me some chuckles.
>>41870445>Doritos spaceshipThat is American'sThere is even a patent of it, that you can find in old /x/ patent threads
>>41868576Oh dude I hate that channel the puppet fish character guy? For a conspiracy researcher hes controlled op, never gets realGood thread I personally believe it to be advanced weaponry like >>41868231 but thats through raw observation and minimal research nothing else.
