late afternoon yesterday i was sitting in my room home alone when i suddenly felt something making out with me, this was not my imagination it was full on french kissing crazy tongue work and i felt my cock getting rubbed as well, it freaked me the fuck out but i just let it happen and got into it and made out back which made the kissing way more intense, whatever it was was holding my hand too and started riding me when i reciprocated, i layed down and then the making out turned into my mouth opening fully wide and the feeling of a long tube going down my throat, i started to really freak the fuck out then and tried to make it stop multiple times but it was almost like it spoke to me without a audible voice like "shhh just relax and let this happen" so this tube is down my throat for a while then i cough up a shitload of phlegm, and for about an hour this being is still with me as if it was cuddling still holding my hand and i felt it stroking my hair and it kissed me on the cheek a few times...so was i harvested by an alien or succubus? it didn't feel bad necessarily and i didn't feel like i was drained of any vitality, is it possible that it put something inside of me as apposed to harvesting me? maybe it was a seraphim and she/he/it shoved their long serpent tongue down my throat as a crazy sex move? has anyone else had any remotely similar experience of an invisible being interacting with your body and shoving a tube down your throat? lol maybe it was a dude and it was a cock but there was no thrusting or ejaculation feeling and it didn't seem sexually gratifying at all on their end, and if i was just harvested idk why they'd stay with me for an hour cuddling and kissing on me and still holding my hand if it already got what it wanted. my only other theory is that I'm really in a deep medically induced coma and my nurse fools around with me and i felt my breathing/eating tube being re inserted as if i was halfway to waking up
>my only other theory is that I'm really in a deep medically induced coma and my nurse fools around with me and i felt my breathing/eating tube being re inserted as if i was halfway to waking upIronically, this is the most likely possiblity.
They laid eggs in this nigga
>>41874103another more grounded in reality but still paranormal possibility is the fact that i live in Nevada next to a shitload of 5G towers, im surrounded by the things they're on every block and shopping plaza, sometimes decorated as palm trees to be less jarring , and behind my gated community is a electrical thing with about 10 of them in cluster, i could be being fucked with by some agency like a lab rat on some project blue balls shit, not even in a nefarious way i just happen to be a close by person. it wasn't a painful experience at all it was actually pretty pleasant, and it was about torture idk why they'd cuddle with me for an hour who knows maybe there's a horny military lady that has the hots for me over at Nelis air force base or the black mountain transmitter station (which is basically in my back yard)
>>41874142And that, my friends, is how the franchise Alien was born
>>41874142im gonna be a mommy?!?!
>>41874160Bro you got an erotic dream in your virgin life and youre thinking the Men in Blacks gangbanged you lol
>>41874103Honestly ? Thank you. I had a shitty day and that story alone made it better, i rarely burst out laughing at things on the internet like that. More seriously, you just had an erotic dream boi
>>41874103works cited: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWh1S1VByrQ&t=3s
>>41874179it wasn't a dream this was like 5pm in the afternoon sun still up and i was fully awake, and not a virgin im a grown ass ramblin gamblin man my dude in Christ, again i live in Nevada kinda hard to be a virgin here since this is the one state in america where prostitution is fully legal aside from las vegas/clark county. if it was a dream i would've just ignored it unlike most of this board and religious people in general i don't think there's anything remotely paranormal about dreams or that any person has ever had a "vision" or "premonition" from them, they're literally just your subconscious mind vomiting out it's backlog of information of what happened during the day
>>41874192well im glad i could make you smile none the less fren! hopefully i still have a soul and my thorax is not filled with eggs, demons, or demon eggs
>>41874225>it wasn't a dream this was like 5pm in the afternoon sun still up and i was fully awakeWeird ass experience in that case, probably an hallucination. You do drugs ? Alcohol ? where you tired. The brain is afucked up organ that is a myriad of complex signals and pathways, wouldnt be surprised if you were jst horny and your brain justs said fck it literally>not a virgin im a grown ass ramblin gamblin man my dude in Christdnt wry i dont mean nuthin by it
>>41874256Tell us before becoming a queen for a new species. Gotta be the first biologist on it
>>41874111wouldn't that make you a figment of my imagination then? or maybe we're both in comas but we're really way off in the distant advanced future where hospitals have a MMORPG for all the people in comas or going through surgery but it's really shitty and gay
>>41874308>distant advanced future where hospitals have a MMORPG for all the people in comasNgl when that comes out Im fucking up my best friend, we gonna have some crazy times
>>41874297i smoked a half finished joint i found outside on the sidewalk but besides that nothing out of the ordinary. and don't worry i gotchew homie lol i appreciate good bantz
>hand holding You have no idea how much I envy you.
>>41874374>i smoked a half finished joint i found outside on the sidewalkngga then youre surprised about being molested by afucking ghost ? I think the explanation is quite simple on that part lol> appreciate good bantz: )
>>41874416it was wild, fingers laced in full position i could physically feel another hand and it rubbing my thumb slowly with their thumb during the cuddling part and squeezing my hand tight and pinning it down earlier on when i made out back... craziest shit to ever happen to me. maybe we're about to get full disclosure on ayy lmaos and a bunch of us are already match made with ayy gfs an bfs so we not only accept it but welcome it.that would be really comfy ngl. i want to believe....
>>41874103surprised no one asked if you looked at what you spit up for an hour. did it ever occur to you that maybe whatever it was was making you expunge that shit for a reason especially with the after care. who knows it may have saved you from sickness/poison
>be an entity and need to remove something from someones stomach>go in raw dog and traumatize them>or sexy time then the tube for the trust now built.You know you wouldn't have endured that tube if it went first.
>>41874474>did it ever occur to you that maybe whatever it was was making you expunge that shit for a reason especially with the after care. who knows it may have saved you from sickness/poisoni've been thinking about that a lot too, i mentioned earlier how it was speaking to me without an audible voice, almost like gut feeling for lack of a better phrase this is very new to me so i can't describe it well, but there where breaks in between the tube where id cough and it was saying to me " ok now cough, good thank you" in a very professional manner , then the tube down the throat thing would start again. who knows maybe my astral plane darling is also a doctor? or at least cares about me enough to take matters into their own hands and the making out and getting jerked and rode was simply because they couldn't help themselves or to ease the process? idk this has been a crazy experience all around. btw the phlegm just looked like regular phlegm which is gross on it's own but i damn near filled a drinking glass with it so i had something in me for sure.
>>41874521>>41874474>>41874485now the question is with is is WHY this being would want to spend it's time and energy giving me medical treatment and be willing to get frisky with me for nothing in exchange in the first place? no pact was made, no deal, i didn't lose any energy, as a matter of fact i felt refreshed. the only time people do something like that for nothing in return is love...but i don't wanna catch feelings on the first date and scare them off lol gotta play it cool
>>41874103that wasn't a tube...
>>41874584>i don't wanna catch feelings on the first datedude is dating E.T.
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>>41874594a proboscis perhaps? already assumed a cock but it didn't thrust or jizz ...unless it was a gay space Mormon from the astral plane and "soaking"
You got raped by a gay alien, which in turn makes you gay too.OP = faggot
>>41874584>WHY this being would want to spend it's time and energy giving me medical treatment and be willing to get frisky with me for nothing in exchange in the first place?>>41874521it's the Hippocratic oath anon, think of it like doctors without borders but interdimensional. from the perspective of a 5D cosmic entity or advanced Nordic alien you're probably the same as a starving 3rd world orphan
atleast you got cuddles.
>>41874103>my only other theory is that I'm really in a deep medically induced coma and my nurse fools around with me and i felt my breathing/eating tube being re inserted as if i was halfway to waking upHonestly probably something like that. I saw users joke about coma rape before and there is a skit that has a dude living life in a VR while getting raped irl. Plus Gematria say mindrape is what makes the simulation run, so you might be on to something. Regardless, this is definitely not base reality tho, some kinda dreammatrix.
