I'm going to jailbreak ChatGPT, run it through an API and then create a function that zaps me with electric shocks if I don't do my productive tasks according to a strict schedule. I'll grab a rock-solid jailbreak on GitHub made by Chinese devs so the LLM does exactly what I want, and then I'll write out a long mission statement to turn me into a work monster and a genius using this Pavlovian method.I will be monitored every 10 seconds by a composite photo from three webcams at different angles and screenshots of my screens to ensure I am performing my tasks. The AI will then analyze the success of my writing, drawings, or progress in Japanese by reading professional critiques and my conversations with pen palsI'm considering slaps to the face a wellIf I don't reach my quotas, I will also have an AI voice screaming in my ears constantly all night to punish me (the earphones connected to the electric shock collar will have sensors to know if they are actually in my ears at night; otherwise, I will receive shocks nonstop until I put them init'll also force me to go out and socialize with random people by tracking me with phone location and listening to conversations then rating and punishing my awkward fuck-ups.The necklace will be very discreet, a simple metal chain; the electric shock will be contained within a lithium battery pendant that recharges via USB. If the level drops too low, the shocks will become so intense that I will be forced to recharge it, or else risk burns from copper hoops at the back of my neck that activate their heat with condensers that let off heat as the lithium voltage gets too lowThere will also be a miniature catheter discreetly inserted into the crook of my elbow and a long, thin tube running down my spine into a pocket in my trousers which, in the event of a 'Failed Humanoid' score lower than 2/10, will withdraw 1.5 liters of blood from my body. A system will reintroduce it if I get back up to 3/10
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>>41899262what makes you think you'll stay human? What if you start zapping yourself to stay on task but it enrages you so much you end up killing someone?
>>41899321I might have to if the AI orders me too?
>>41899262atleast it has usb-c
why not just give yourself to a higher power instead
>>41899262You'll just stop wearing the collar and continue being a pathetic loser. You need to learn discipline but you're too much of a beta faggot to actually put any effort into bettering yourself really so you create this gay fantasy that will force you to be something other than a useless piece of shit, but we both know that's all it is, a fantasy. Also you're gay.
>>41899709Because LLMs contrary to Godlike figures (or schizo voices) actually answer you.
>>41899262I like the idea but honestly you just seem like a dumbass pervert
>>41899262Might as well save yourself the effort and just take the microchip and mark of the beast in a few years (or less).
>>41899743could just hire a life couch
>>41899786I also thought of making a masochistic AI with haptic feedback when you slap it around.
>>41899801They're 99% dumber than the current LLM
>>41899262Gayest shit I read all day. This gotta be some masochist kink
