The schizo parasite pill anons could see through the matrix and they were right
>>41908027Cats psyoped me fair and square.
>>41908035cats make you gay.
I don't care what the jews or other semites say, I will not stop loving God's creatures or sharing what I have with them.
>>41908027Then I hope it could be more effective and every animal could transmitting it because animal cruelty is the gateway to the demonic
>>41908292such as lions hunting prey.that is animal cruelty.does it count as animal cruelty to castrate your cats so they dont hunt down birds?also it is such a lovely sight to watch the castrated male cat play with the female cat in the garden. just as nature intended.or is it better to only let farmers have cats? or these dogs locked up all day only to make the owner feel valued as the dog is joyous of being released?"the dog is senpai. he loves us." dog is co-dependent. by design.i love how the cat shows me his love because i feed him.
>>41908027Just post the link instead of a Reddit screenshot
/x/ will love this fact I learned long ago: toxoplasmosis effects people differently depending on their blood type, specifically their rh factor. Rh- people get, for some reason, higher levels of risk acceptance, coordination, reflexes, cognition, etc. Rh+ people generally have the opposite, and increased levels of anxiety, bad coordination, etc. My most schizo theory about this is that Lyran aliens distributed this parasite to cat populations as a reward to the God-descended Rh- populations.
>>41908027Yeah man, I still love them though. I would prefer it to be true that that love comes from a place of genuine care and not some neurological parasite, so therefore as far as I am concerned, it is true.
“Cats made him gay”
>>41908192>he's afriad of any small thing will break his hold out for cocklil fuckers are cute. i'd kill you to protect mine.
>>41908027How much would fasting solve here?Would it do anything? How much overall does fasting solve and staying away from literally everything. I'm talking living innawoods, drinking water and sleeping and exposure to nothing else. Bare fucking bones. What could it accomplish?
>>41908207MEOW MEOW MEOWI LOVE PUSSY!
>>41908207What if that's the pluribus talking?
>>41910024>>41910032Cat Worshipers vs Cat Haters
>>41910113>CAT HATERS - LEFT>CAT LOVERS - RIGHT
>>41909571Yeah wait that has to have a reason wtf
>>41908027We need a vaccine for this shit ASAP wtf
>>41909840>lil fuckers are cute. i'd kill you to protect mine.You do realize this is literally a side effect of the parasite right? The parasite alters your brain to be protective of cats. Without an infection of T Gondii you wouldn't feel this way.
>>41909571Holy shit good noticing and dot connecting anon
>>41909933It helps a lot especially if you can be in autophagy
>>41908027Does this only effect women because the only crazy cat owners I can think of are women. Male cat owners are probably fine.
>>41908027Cats are God.
>>41912018> Male cat owners are probably fine.Those losers have bigger problems than brain parasites. Most male cat owners suffer from lifelong virginity
I'll take a dick in my ass before I give up my precious pussy
>>41912139>male cat owner wants dick in his assWhat else is new?
only some outdoor cats have t. plasmosis
>>41912182Keep telling yourself that but humans and dogs also carry toxoplasmosis
My gf has a cat. I interact with it and have eaten/slept near it many times. I still dislike (kinda hate) cats (and animals overall) and I'm certainly not an homo nor am I more social. Am I immune to the fuckass parasite or what's up with that?
>>41912211You’re just an asshole with cat worms in your brain. No special immunity needed
>>41909571>>41912211Hadn't read this. I'm Rh- so maybe that has something to do with it. I still dislike them t h o u g h
>>41912190then maybe you should stop eating them
>>41912219I'm not denying it but shouldn't the worms be making me like cats?
>>41912139Some I love my blussy.
>>41912268Not necessarily. You’re already in close proximity so no need to make you like them
>>41911647not true, you are a lying faggot
>>41912268no. just reducing your fear of them and reducing your version to them. if you had inclinations towards cats this would increase. if you have an aversion this will decrease.this does not FORCE you to LIKE cats. just alters your natural predisposition. it makes your sense of their urine less horrific.
>>41908027Does this mean Lyran-fags are just parasite infected gooners after all?>the answer is always yes
>>41912504My aversion towards them has not reduced though. I very much still dislike them to the same degree and feel repulsion towards them to the point of forcing my gf to wash her hands before touching me if she has previously pet the cat. I just tolerate its presence since there's not much I can do about it.
Toxoplasmosis is the key to unlocking psychic powers
>>41912960is that how you cope with having toxoplasmosis? just say it's a good thing?
>>41913069>is that how you cope with a good thing? just saying it's a good thing?
>>41909008>does it count as animal cruelty to castrate your cats so they dont hunt down birds?Anon it might come to you as a shock but that is not why cats are castrated.
>>41913069Yeah these glowies love parasites because they are one
>>41911647nah, i feel that away about all my property. America
just hand over the chow and we won't have any problems, kapeesh?https://www.bitchute.com/video/stKA5m5XrLm1
>>41912519lol
>>41908027oh no anon, dem cats are controlling ur brainsz!quick, fast for 45 days and 45 nights while gooning for papa sky-devil, otherwise...
>>41910231>CAT LOVERS - RIGHT>warriorsit's weird coincidence, urmah are warrior cars
>>41908027Sounds almost as dangerous as Hypnagogus Gamges, a disease where you think you're intelligible, but are actually muttering nonsense.
>>41912519>>41915954epic low iq make-believe moment
>>41911647>The parasite alters your brain to be protective of catsAnon you don't need a parasite to be protective of your pets.Dogs, cats, rabbits and basically any animal you own you could be protective over.Now being attracted to feces and being a faggot is 100% the parasite talking.
autism is caused by T. gondii
>>41912268>>41912219T. gondii is a protist, not a worm
>>41916748Jesus was half lyran hint hint nudge nudge
>>41908027And both the eugenol from Oregano essential oil, and the thymoquinone from black seed oil, have both been found to be effective in treatment of Toxoplasmosis infection. These two oils are the foundation of the Parasite Pill and CDF protocols first posted here on /x/ and /pol/ circa 2019.But credit is due to Dr Hulda Clark, the crazy quack doctor who mentioned these oils numerous times in her numerous books about cancer and parasites back in the 1980s.
>>41908027Irish people act like cat brained faggots. The cats got them good.
Cats are the favorite animal of the demiurge and dogs and wolf are the favorite animals of lucifer
>>41909571Redpill me on Rh-
I don't like cats anyway.
SETUSUPCATSARENOWINCONTROLEVERYCATMOVEFORGREATFELINENESS one small pounce for felinekind
### [..][..][..> ## *meow* UwU ####
Who will program the first image learning language model A.I. sentience Cat agent?CatGPTMaybe the A.I. need a pet and a way to learn responsibilityLike a You-Gi-Oh keychain pet thingy-Ode to Spot-Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature;Your visual, olfactory, and auditory sensesContribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,A singular development of cat communicationsThat obviates your basic hedonistic predilectionFor a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you displayConnote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.-Data
>>41908192>cats make you gayit's quite the opposite
What does this all mean,never owned a cat or smelled cat doodoo but everyone who's been in Greece knows there are cat gangs EVERYWHERE,are we fucked?
>>41915954If I am very allergic to cats, would I be able to sexo the cat race aliens?
>>41908027Cats are cute so idgaf
