Is it all part of God's plan that we have to take a big smelly shit every day? Was it too difficult for our perfect creator to create a world with food where nothing is wasted and instead is fully absorbed by our bodies so there is no waste to shit out?
>>41943508Fix your diet lol
>>41943525and there was no other solution from the infinite creator than to take a big fat shit
>>41943508God shits too, you know
>>41943508I think about this too. I think about our need to piss, and menstrual cycles. There is much more I question about this life, the stuff people don't think about or want to talk about.Because, if our universal consciousness is projecting this reality, then everything that makes up this world and our biology was consciously decided and manifested into existence right?We focus a lot on suffering, but really think about all of this for a moment. It's really strange.
demiurge hates humans and thinks it's funny you go through a humiliation ritual where you get sodomized by a log of feces each day
>>41943508>doesn't understand just how bad the Fall of Man fucked shit upIt's okay to be retarded anon.
>>41943738>It's okay to be retarded anonIt's actually not which is why you should kill yourself
>>41943551>>41943598Look if it really bothers you just take laxatives or a ton of magnesium and you’ll pee out your butt instead. Or all liquid diet.
>>41943801missing the point entirely
bruh there was an anon who made a thread about being anally raped by fecal matter as gods design... that shit was so funny xD nigga i was dyin
>>41943508I love pooping, it's so satisfying, I'm glad we need to shit
>>41943598This is basically it.And you have a bunch of fags in the priesthood trying to justify it.I've genuinely asked this question before and was called a pervert for it.But I thought religion was about comprehending God's wonderful creation? There's nothing wonderful or perfect about it though.
>>41943508concessions had to be made.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hKdfReE0qds
>>41943809>anon who made a thread about being anally raped by fecal matter as gods designThat was me a long time ago. Faggot jannies gave me 3 day ban for it.
>>41943821thank you for your sacrifice
>>41943834They really have it out for me.
>>41943508The entropy of the universe is always increasing so it has a force against creation for shit.
Instead focus on what can be done with this. All my life I have stimulated thoughts onto and through my anus and surrounding tissue for as well as memories and nerves or neurons if you will for a variety of purposes like helping to deceive psychic attackers as to my location, deceive about my biology, relate to others, communicate signals, time things, enjoy my shits more and feel less pain, more childish sounding things like people who piss me off my just astrally rim me and various, various other things. I've done it to other people, over prayers they've made I work to fulfill and sins they've committed. I do it in ways so aliens that would align with me but that they knew me better know human biology better without even knowing it for targeting it better, etc., etc., etc.
At age 5 I was allowed to place a few neurons and other cells by the voices in myself but just a few now that I recall and among the few I was allowed to place I placed a cell in my anus that would help me to relate to psychically and otherwise aliens who do NOT conceive asshole-first like humans do, to help me to relate to those that do but that have mouths that are there anuses, and the voices asked me if I would like to taste the shit in my ass as well and I said yes, that I am the all-knowing and I will pursue all knowledge there is to assist me in my Almighty power. I set my knowledge therein of the flavor and other unpleasant stimuli to some of the lowest settings I could muster in my unconscious but still. It works. It does other things too.
>>41943508Why did God make all the cool animals have to kill another animal and eat it so it can live?
>>41943508Well it's not supposed to be that stinky. Like on reason your shit stinks is that your stomach acid is low and you literally start fermenting big chunks of that meat into all kinda toxic disgusting liquid shit
Some 3 of you agreed to having very gentle occult work done on you and 3 memories about how to perform occult powers were implanted into your anuses that also do other things like help you curse people you don't like with your anuses; pooping in their astral mouths, forcing rimming through a variety of means on their astral body. Just how much that effects them is my prerogative, if you're gonna mostly ignore my moral warnings and tend to that subject matter yourself I'm not gonna speak to it too much. The Heavens last such a long time and there's such a freedom to do whatever you want with your little fiefdom after relatively modest earning that about anything you could imagine was done, dreampt up or is some permanent feature of the Kingdoms. That can sometimes even have influence here in the Mortal Realm.
>>41943508People get off on eating it and it's actually good for them so how would the world be better without it.
I have placed cells in the tongues and anuses of niggers and white trash supremacists, Japanese and Jews and Bulgarians and others and animals and in the sensory aparatus of plants for waste emission since I was 5 years old and I yelled and yelled when I was 5 doing that to them and to faraway aliens in the past, present and future when I was 5 with all of my soft, anti-racist, anti-hegemony thinking, allergic to dominance and leadership and authority, a sacrifice to my enemies occult powers since I was conceived I repurposed into the learning of the lessons of Good before Evil, honesty before deceit, correct before incorrect...but oddities like submissions before dominance, charity before frugality, pacifism before annihilation.All for purposes. The plan comes along wonderfully. Thank you for helping me to create cells all over this universe just now. It won't make beings more boring or prudish.
>>41943508part of the world we live in is progressing a little bit every day, and getting to the point where we don't have to deal with biological cons the closer we get to our ideal future
The voices of my mind have told me I am doomed to die and be damned since my earliest memories and used to do so hourly and cause the world to shake and grow dim and cause a headache in me non-stop that was 10 times worse than breaking my bones in my experience and yet I triumphed. Nowadays when I will the voices to kneel, to leave me alone, they do, not that I do that often. I practice difficult ESP and only when tired and bored enough for a break do I make the scum scram but it easy now. Most of the time instead I study the attacking occult powers for hours or days and all of the attendant powers that come with those thinking of me in the present with their curses; though they forbid it I attach all of the other prayers and sins of Creation to be considered so as to consider them in the context of each other. I address those that will advance my power the fastest, it is by achieving my rightful strength that all emergencies will be addressed.This Age of Awakening, This Age of Aquarius this Aquarius God Almighty began at 5 after meditating for 5 hours by falling from a tree to destroy the enemy brain cells inside of me...I know no mercy to inadequate thinking material.
>>41943957It would check out if this planet is just one big genetic/evolutionary experiment by extraterrestrials or interdimensionals. I'm not saying this is necessarily the case, but just because something created us doesn't mean it's "God". It's not even a logical leap, so I dunno why people on /x/ of all places can't even discover that possibility in their head within 2 seconds. Normies be like 'muh god' to refer to anything conceptually above us in the food pyramid or some shit.
>>41943508>take a big smelly shit every day?if you are constantly stuffing your face and are an obese pig, then yes. If you eat like you are supposed to you crap once every two or three days.
It's like asking Leonardo why he made Mona Lisa so plain. Ordinary men questioning masters and proving they could never understand the answer. Of course the better answer they want is "Its all random!!!lol" or "Gods evil thats why im a broke incel!!!!1"
>>41945251It would be more like asking why Leo took a big shit on the mona lisa desu
>>41943508Maybe so that you notice it, have this conundrum then your response to it can be assessed.
>>41945415will I go to hell if I dont treat every shit like a beautiful miracle from heaven?
>>41945236>once every two or three days.lol r u a women?
Just wash with a mild soap and decrease your sugar intake, if your not obese you really shouldn't smell that bad.
I've learned to focus my sacral chakra to my asshole when I'm shitting to unlock a path to robust and intense orgasmic cycle whenever I shit that brings me to a euphoric state closer to God
>>41943508The big smelly shit was necessary to keep you retards alive when you were still rat people.Be grateful you little asshole. A lot of your ancestors that couldn't make big smelly shits died, so that you could live.God's machine is beyond your criticism, because it is beyond your comprehension.Every aspect is functional and required, no matter how stupid you think it is.Your opinion is irrelevant.
>>41945747you're right, there was simply no other way
>>41943810i'd be fine if it was clean, like those goop doujins where it's all clear clean and no smell
>>41945460a hell of your own making maybe
>>41946159I'm fine with not glorifying my shit
>>41946286I didn't say you should glorify it. I see it as a funny thing and a tool to learn humility. Also, there are far more potent tools to teach humility, be grateful you're not going through those.
If you had your way, you would use The Creator as a genie to wish food into your mouth, and pray removal before it left your ass. *Snap*Oh Lord JanJanBe HumbleShit down
>>41943738>thinks everything bad is because a talking snake tricked two people into eating a magic fruit>calls other people retarded
>>41943591Its an existence where everything is trying to eat everything (one way or another, even in the plant domain), and when its not eating its shitting itself or engaged in some other disgusting and often painful biological process. The source consciousness sure is funny.
>>41945236Ideally you shit daily. You should probably check your diet if its every three days.
>>41946153There's whole genre of this colorful jelly stuff, but it isn't poop. It's their "essence" like their soul or personality or whatever and they turn into basically mindless doll when it is extracted . . . . . .
wombats poop cubesnow you know
>>41943508Your excrement and piss were supposed to be given to nature as compose. But the antichrist made you to throw it into water, the source of life is contaminated now.
