Do you think werefoxes could exist, anons?
>>41960626It's called "Kitsune".
This is the best /fox/ so far. Praise the werefxoes.
what are the spiritual implications of having gay bara sex with a werefox? asking for a friend
>>41960723They are not the same.
>>41960626Not for long, no they won't.
>>41960626There probably would be real evidence if something like that ever lived, come on.t. howl davis, normal man
>>41961807I believe you.
>>41960626i am one lol
>>41962073Must be nice.
>>41960626Yes
>>41960626yes, i’m one
>>41962165How's your daily life? Were you born a werefox?
>>41962165Cool!
>>41962163Why?
>fox odor
>>41960780Praise!
>>41960626"Were" anything is just a hormonally controlled timed forced shapeshifting. I've met a werebat, but never a werewolf. I absolutely believe they exist, but it's very rare and always in a high consciousness family with some sort of curse on their bloodline.
>>41962638>I've met a werebatHow did that go?
>>41960626I bet they're strong with magic or alchemy or something
>>41962743Doubt it.
I'm one, I'm in the middle of transforming as I write this.Us fxoes are pretty cool as frick, trust me.
>>41963313Nice to meet you.
>>41963313post werecock
>>41963330Nice to meet you too.>>41963332Only if you post werebnuy butt.
>>41963313This poster is a fox, not a werefox. Do not get tricked.
>>41963426This poster specifically is dumb, do not believe him, he's just trying to send you off the path of the werefox truth.
>>41962700It was pretty cool: they kind of stretched their hands out really big and used the skin between their knuckle joints as wings
Praise Tamamo!All hail Timmy!
>>41963918Nice, dude.
>>41960626Any animal and even object cane become a Were creature/object. Read your own myths angloid-amerimutt.
>>41960626It can, we just have to create the DNA which the information that we need so this thing can be manifested. The idea of a werefoxes already exists. The firefox is a material manifestation. A firefox exists. So now it's just a matter of understanding the DNA of a firefox and then changing it to become a werefox. It can be done through means of genetic manipulation. This is nothing new. But God doesn't like this shit because when we learn to code life forms using His animals as a bases for our modifications He gets pissed off. Godd luck, anon. The last time man tempered with DNA to this extremes He flooded the whole thing, the Earth. The bastard. God is a bad loser. What can we say?
>>41965340This is so profound but given you have no human DNA and are entirely a vegetable you should be quiet now and drool in the corner.
>>41965591Lol.
>>41960626Just hear me out...Wereboars!
>>41960626ALL WEREFOXES are MALE.I have RESEARCHED THIS IN DEPTH.EVEN IF THEY WERE FEMALE IN HUMAN FORM THEY ARE MALE IN WEREFOX FORMBe AFRAID
>>41965719All of them are guys? I don't think so.
>>41965719My werefoxwife is a woman, so that's pretty much a lie.
>>41963500>>41965915You and your wife are werefoxes? This poster is a couple of foxes lying on /x/.
>>41966200Me? A fox? I would never be a fox, werefox blood runs through my veins.
>>41966212How big are you?
>>419662871.75 meters tall, I'm a pretty short werefox, a human-sized one. Trust me, I just haven't hit that growth spurt.
>>41966299Right...
>>41966299midget
I wish I was a werefox...
>>41960626One of us always lieshttps://youtu.be/QGY7wp5Z3xwAnd one always tells the truth https://youtu.be/EQgdH79t7Zc:)https://youtu.be/u7_cOWQNDcshttps://youtu.be/Nphl0iPQx2gTry to describe it to the limit of my abilityIts there for a second then its givin' up what it used to beContained in my music is somehow more than just soundThis inspiration coming and twistin things around'Cause you always know that it's gonna have to goYou always know that you'll be back in the coldPoint of departure sublimated in a songAlways comin' and givin' us hope forhttps://youtu.be/8mtA9GvpzwU
>>41966589FOX WITCH
What would werefoxes do for valentine's day?
>>41966564Me too. MtF.
>>41960626No. Because no culture on earth has had any sighting of such a creature. Usually with myths and legends, people say they "saw" whatever it is they're talking about.
>>41966630I would break it down and boogy it sexual style
>>41966649Fun.
How large do werefoxes get normally?
>>419667973 meters and pretty bulky
>>41966806That's nice.
>>41960626There would be so much porn if they were real you cannot even comprehend itSo no I don't think they exist
>>41967106Werefoxes are ALL MALE AND STINK. Nobody wants to film them.
>>4196803you got a problem with males, girly?
>>41968131I think he's got a problem with males, lad.
>>41968131>>41968158Everyone has a problem with fox odor.
>>41968174Chicks LOVE the famous fox odor.
Does anyone want to make a werefox story?
>>41968198Your chicks are vixens. Stop trying to trick people, old fox.
>>41968221Noooo... they're werevixens...
>>4196874what sorta faggot turns down a fuwa fuwa kitsune oniisan cuz of a little smell
>>41968131>>41968226This is another fox.
>>41968208A werefox story? That sounds pretty good, not enough werefox representation out there.
>>41968230I don't believe you. You know what, why don't you stop LARPing as a human and trick me already? That's your goal.
>>41968248I agree.
>>41968252I don't want to trick you, Anon. I would NEVER do such thing.
>>41968248Why are you posting the OC of a fat mexican woman who claims to hate whites?
>>41968276Okay, so she hates niggers, but also whites now? Make up your mind.
>>41968300I bet that sounded better in your head, didn't it?
>>41960626We do exist.
>>41968276Because maybe I just don't care? Amerimutt problems kek.
>>41968248What would it be like?
>>41968300
>>41968357Fuck her.
>>41968353I'm no writer, but it could be pretty cool for it to be like a cryptid sighting.
>>41968382Okay.
>>41968357Picrel is the face of the men who will save the white race.By the way, /pol/ is down the block and to the left.
>>41968399I'm not even right or left wing, I'm posting her tweet because the people who post her typically are the kinds of people you are speaking of. Let us return to the fox discussion.
>>41968405>the people who post her typically are the kinds of people you are speaking of.Eeeehhhh, let's agree to disagree on that.>Let us return to the fox discussion.Agree.
>>41968382I think it should be a horror story.
>>41968455What do you think about a body horror story told from a first person perspective that leads to the horrors of not being in control of your own body and actions?
>>41968461That would be brilliant.
>>41968461Nah, it should be a slasher horror.
>>41968475It could also be that if you change the perspective after the transformation and the loss of control.
>>41968479True.
>>41968479Yeah, let's go with that.
It's a shame that there isn't any writers...Oh well, we can still talk about werefox stuff.
Is there a spell for turning into a werefox?
>>41968461Are you a fox?
>>41968557Yes, praise Timmy.Timmy is all you need.
Werefoxes owe me sex
>>41968603Nuh uh, no I'm not.
>>41970081Are you an idiot?
>>41970112Mayhaps, but there's no way for you to prove it.
Maybe.
>>41970153Reading your posts is enough.
>>41970081That's what a fox would say.
Happy valentine's day /fox/I love you <3Some of you are gonna have an issue with that statement cause either you think I'm gay but I'm not (protip: you gotta try the pants on to know if they fit) or you only love fxoes, or your idea of love is that it's inherently sexual (you are severely perverted by culture)God tells us to trust in Him so even though your fantasies have no shot of ever happening he fr just deadass wants you to unironically repent because your sins straight up lead you down a path of unfathomable regret bro like lowkey genuinely bloody mental levels of cooked. some of yall so brainrot coded you genuinely loredrift so hard while rawdogging reality it gives off npc energy bro, even tho u think ur vibing and "terminally online but self aware" you are actually sous-viding, your "schizoposting in good faith" isn't even canon eventing and your permaarc is not touch grass adjacent, you got spiritual skill issues and unpatched behavior and you can't even refute this cause the truth makes you lag irl.Now listen I'm fishing for men and I'm offering: who wants to be spoonfed the love they never got? Cause I'm bored af and I think I could drop some woodyhole readings or some shit scripture or maybe droppin science or sum idfk need someone or something to do rn desu baka happy christmas merry birthday yadayada love love kon kon fuck ya mudda <3.
>>41971346It took me a couple of re-reads to understand it, you could've said it in any fucking language and you chose to speak in facts.Your offer seems tempting.
>>41971580Bootin my woodyhole
>>41971973No idea what it is but it sounds pretty cool.
>>41971346Good day, fox schizo. Anything new?
>>41971985Your fortune has arrived.
>>41972022Is that the whole text or is it cropped?
good news: tamamo-no-mae and her minions have fled the usabad news: she has taken every national treasure and half the gold reserve with herworse news: the evil foxes and tanuki are still in control of the controlled collapseworst news: a dark coven of fox witches from a fox compound in new mexico has hexed every american
>>419720221
Werefoxes are hot.
I will share a werefox spell soon.
>>41977288Thanks.
>>41960626The first thing that comes to mind is actually the reverse, foxes disguising themselves as humans.Still... folklore does feature witches turning into rabbits, wolves, cats, and maybe foxes, I forget... though realistically, it seems to break the laws of physics for a human to condense down into the shape of a fox. Even if we allowed for the bone-fuckery that is lycanthropy.
>>41972002I think my prefrontal cortex is rapidly getting worse but at the same time I've forgotten how to do shit like hate man I feel like a passenger more than ever but shits chill af desu. U can call me a schizo but I think it's more incorrect than "retarded" (still incorrect but ppl still call me that) or more correctly "braindead fucking absolute frontal bone-shattered numbskull" or something to that degree. Take the opportunity to color outside the lines.>>41972034Whole. >>41972767My fault bro left with those yellow little goggled two-eyes-four-eyes-no-nose-one-mouth chinese midget knockoff disney world dicklet homer simpson overall-wearing-like-the-mario-brothers googly eye imbred banana-eatin despicable meat dipshits,, sorry abt that
>>41973157Opening my woodyhole for you <3
>>41977589I'm sorry that you're slowly losing yourself, I hope that by some miracle something could be done to help you. I wish you the best of luck in life.
>>41977606based, nyan >w<
>>41975965Hell yeah they are.
>>41977288Make sure you spell check it.
>>41977615You must let him eat your liver. This is the were/fox/ way.
>>41977749Wtf.
>>41977589I've met one of her minions. They make the yellow minions look like professionals. All they do is yell "kon kon" and spiritually attack you. Do not work for her.
>>41960626idk but im pretty sure you're a werefaggot
>>41960626TMT producer
How did you feel the first time you turned into your were/fox/ form?
>>41977403https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuchshexe
Furrys are not crypto, they're perverts. This is a furry thread. You're not fooling anyone
>>419833061. *Furries. 2. You're brown so you are neither animal nor human. 3. Is Saint Christopher a pervert? No, he is holy just are others with canine heads, even if he asked for his to be human.
>>41983379>"You're brown" said the zoophile who was bandaging up his finger after the racoon he raped bit him. Actually, since Furry as a noun isn't a real word, the plural can be spelled any way I like
I've seen a fox at night before...Only once in my life.Those creatures are only seen if they want to be.I've seen more bears in my life than foxes.
>>41982261The thing about icebergs is Light as a feather, and fast a fuck boyyyThe whole fucking movies different fuck I fucking did it god I did it again I did it gain I’d if tut again I’m sorry myself I’m sorry I could not love you please omega strike will will will will will 13 cuts 3 scars, guess this guy gave up fore it went down the line, the snake hates it’s place in front of the mirror, it knocks down little shield I put up so it could go about without reflecting as it did. Shame, I liked that last guy, he was real stubborn with the livin, now we birth at a funeral or, yeah looks like it’s +.5 cm of girth at a funeral. I suppose he’s ready to be on his way, ayy baybay, let all acquaintance be forgor and never brought to mind, what did he know that I ignor? WHyAT HOdRiRdOS WeILL sItay FbehINDAt least he deserved to get out, didn’t even plan it, damn, that’s one I’d pray to at least we’ve got one obi kenobi. Guess he’s finally the nobody fuck stupid fucking fool, ur poor fucking mother , god I hate myself, kicked it down with the knee, that was deep, a flood. Shit, that doesn’t bode well for us except that we can’t lose, hummingbirds, JOB JOB JOB cut down tree, HOPE from the box There is HOPE 4me tzutzu zaboleeOhThe escape clause
>>41983459I wonder what kind of mind one has to have to come up with something such as that?
>>41983570So I’m getting that you are too fat to chase after foxes from this.I’m right.
I think I'm one maybe...-I have fox looking eyes, unlike stupid round white people eyes-auburn hair-profoundly solitary since I was born -had dreams where I look at a mirror and see a white anthropomorphic fox or wolf looking person-can't relate to humans at allOccultists say non-human spirits sometimes incarnate as humans but I never really considered it. Anyone else feel like a fox in a human body sometimes?
>>41960626I took a Chinese Ghost folklore course in college and there's a lot about fox spirits.They were bad, naughty, in a very sinister way. Violent.They were not hulking, more shapeshifting and possessing people to deceive. One great story was about a dad who was killed and replaced by a fox. The fox dad would beat the kids, so the kids killed the dad. Then they were relieved to find the dad they loved was actually the one beating them. It was a fox demon all along.
