what ritual do i have to do to become a billionaireobviously some stupid magick thing they’re doing is working if they get to live like thisi don’t care about the morality. i’m fucking miserable and burnt out and will do anything to ascend to their level
Apparently ally with Israel and eat children
>>41977175why would you trade your soul for money? it's better to be homeless
you are not seeing things clearly. the billionaires are losers.
>>41977175Billions of pajeets worship demons every day begging for money..
>>41977175Think about it. You doing want their obtuse financial excess. You see them as comfortable and free, financially speaking. There are ways to do that without making billions. The trick is finding a job you don't hate that will cover your bills. That's it. It's actually true that when you love your job you never actually work a day in your life. Because the word 'work' is synonymous with "place I have to go to do tasks that are mostly miserable for me". Do you think the billionaires never work? Sure they could probably give away 99% and still live like kings compared to the average working man for the rest of the or lives, but for them it's about more than that. If you so!who's got on that track, sure you would no longer be burdened by the lack of money, but now you'd be burdened by other things. Not to mention you're going to be famous now. Famous just for having is a curse you don't want. What you want is a job where you could comfortably support yourself a wife and a child on your single income alone. Not that you have to do that, but that's the figure I believe regardless of the state of the economy that you should be aiming for to truly be as free as a normal man such as yourself should ever want. Also it's so easy to live like a kings compared to how actual royalty lived even 100 years ago. You live in a technological renaissance. They give smart phones to welfare cases for free now. You can pirate anything. A cheap 10 year old Toyota carolla is a beautiful chariot and a mechanical thing of beauty compared to any car made from the 20th century. But these once co ordered space age luxuries are so common place now and were dropped upon us so quick and in such vast ammounts we have become numb. Practice gratitude. Practice ikigai.
>>41977407Excuse my lack of proofreading
Money isn’t worth anything if you have to be evil to get it, you just end up a slave. It is unironically much much better to be poor and blessed. You’re not gonna hear this from most people because most people are evil (stupid), but take it from someone who knows.
>>41977175Anon, he was a basic bitch who set up pinterest alarms for himself for ideas of interior design. All the money in the world. Resources to do anything anywhere with anyone. He still couldn't be bothered to learn how do it, but wanted other pedophiles think he did his own decoration. For the sake of being edgy you are just explicitly calling yourself lower than the people that deny you everything. And they themselves are brain dead quite literally give how eating human meat fucks up the brain.
>>41977175Magicktards are just going to tell you that wanting money is le bad as an excuse for not doing something that would prove their shit doesn't work.
>>41977175>suck dick>charge $1 per dick>suck a billion dicksbillion dollars
>>41977175The ritual is to offer a valuable service, amass a large userbase, then sell the business (thus sacrificing your customers) for a billion dollars.
>>41978907OP would get hungry before finishing 1 billion dicks.
>>41978907I have a dollarOP when youre ready
>>41978739wanting money is bad.
>>41978967Elon is a loser.
>>41977175One moment of silence for this lost soul lost in the desires of the material realm. But you know what? I hope you do become a billionaire so you can see for yourself how it is such a reality of being a billionaire.
>>41977175You'll never learn a true path to become like them. They see you coming from a mile away wuth your desperation. You'll probably end up sacrificing your soul in exchange for a lesser ability.
>>41979986Not OP, but I'm okay with a lesser ability. 10/10 would become a... demon? Vampire? Whatever. I'm bored.
>>41980244heal minor scratches +3%
>>41977175Just get a different job retard what the fuck is wrong with you. Troglodyte motherfucker ur kneejerk reaction to having a bad day at work is to somehow use magic to become rich? Do you have any idea how fucking stupid that is.
Same question as OP, but instead of being a billionaire I want a ritual to help me find love. If it's a ritual that's extremely blasphemous, then honestly that might kind of be a bonus. As it's apparently written in the fucking source code of existence itself that I am meant to die alone, I would greatly enjoy spitting in God's eye in defiance of whatever cosmic force has so decreed to deprive me of something as fundamental to the human condition as love.
>>41978739kek true that
>>41977175It's the "nepotism ritual"Basically you're born into a wealthy family
>>41977175idk dude when you have a community of the most powerful and wealthy people they don't really need any magic to stay this way. The world is their bitch and they spin it any way they want. How to become a part of the community? Well, grodt, and you might get a ticket. Or just born in the rich family and try not to blew it. Sexual perversion and weird rituals is just their way to entertain. I guess there is not a lot of things that you find exciting when you have a shitload of dough
>>41981878>Sexual perversion and weird rituals is just their way to entertain. I guess there is not a lot of things that you find exciting when you have a shitload of doughThe nobility of the old regime was like that too.They schemed and hurt each other for the joy of it
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>>41977175>i don’t care about the moralityyou've got an impossible road ahead, youngster. maybe quit feeling sorry for yourself and do a fucking flip on your way down
I need like a sex change and money magic ritual like now!! Like seriously!!! This is so frustrating!! LIKE!!!!
>>41977175Are you worthy to serve the potato headed god?
>>41977175Manifest it. If you really don’t care about the morality you’ll have the opportunity to prove it when you start moving like a billionaire.
>>41977175you already have everything you need. money is fake and gay. happiness is free, but doesnt come standard on the base model of life. you are responsible for the upgrades.
