The Creek Man is a man who has been spotted living in a dried out creek that runs between a suburban neighborhood in the town that I live in. He is spotted standing either in the creek or hiding in the foliage around the creek and will stand there and follow you with his head as you walk by him, turning his head to follow you but never actually moving from his spot. He is sometimes spotted walking through the creek and will stop and stare at you if he sees you looking at him while he walks through the creek.He has been described as a Caucasian man in his late 20s or early 30s wearing a blue boiler suit and brown cloth gloves.He is sometimes seen watching children play at the park that is located nearby the creek and will leave calmly when approached by an adult.
>>41980693>where’s Wally?
he's just a creep
>>41980693That's me
>>41980693The Pond Man is a man who has been spotted living in a shitty pond that sits between a suburban neighborhood in the town that I live in. He is spotted standing either in the pond or shitting in the foliage around the pond and will stand there fishing, not minding you as you walk by him, turning his head to follow the fish but never actually moving from his spot. He is sometimes spotted walking to the pub and will stop and greet you if he sees you looking at him while he walks to the pub.>He has been described as a Angloid man in his late 30s or early 50s wearing a blue boiler suit and brown cloth gloves.>He is sometimes seen watching broads play at the park that is located nearby the pond and will tell you too fuck off if asked to leave.
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The Cookie Man is a man who has been spotted living in a shitty cookie jar that sits between a kitchen cupboard in the town that I live in. He is spotted standing either in the jar or shitting in the sink around the jar and will stand there cookie-ing, not minding you as you walk by him, turning his head to follow the crumbs but never actually moving from his spot. He is sometimes spotted walking to the fridge and will stop and greet you if he sees you looking at him while he walks to the fridge.>He has been described as a Aryan man in his late 30s or early 50s wearing a blue boiler suit and brown cloth gloves.>He is sometimes seen watching you cook at the oven that is located nearby the cookie jar and will cookie away if asked to leave.
this sounds nice, pokemon go for schizos, now brought locally
Sounds like just a homeless guy who’s trying his best not to get ran off from his chill spot with shade and water access
