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You think yokozuna are just sumo champions. You are wrong. There is a second layer, a ceremony nobody talks about, a threshold beyond the dohyo. When a rikishi is promoted, they stop being athletes. They are assets. I’ve seen enough to know how deep it goes.

There is a ceremony hidden from cameras, from officials, from records. Only elders with no public history attend. Only certain handlers, the ones who never appear on official rosters, are present. This is where the oath is taken. The oath is not symbolic. Yokozuna do not swear to sport. They swear to something older, transnational, something that predates modern sumo.

It is a consumption cult, centered on the idea that vital essence must be taken to preserve authority. “Children” are mentioned, but this is not what outsiders think. The term refers to a population controlled from birth, trained to serve, renamed, reassigned, made nonexistent to anyone who might notice. Lower initiates get substitutes. Higher ones… do not.

The sport exists because it gives ritual legitimacy and allows obedience to be normalized. A yokozuna is trained from childhood to accept inevitability. That makes them perfect for induction. Publicly they are champions. Privately, they are vessels.

The leadership is Western, a dynastic pair hidden in postwar institutions. They do not appear twice under the same name. They do not care about sumo culture. They care about continuity and symbolism. Yokozuna represent stability without accountability. Retired ones disappear or become flawless public figures. No scandals. No memoirs. No deviation. That is not discipline. That is containment.

Watch the ceremonies. Watch the silence. Notice the traditions everyone swears by. Not all cults look like cults. Some look like something you have been watching your entire life and never questioning.
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No scandal from Yokozuna? Haven't you heard of takanohana? Plenty of Yokozuna have conflict with the jsa. And the Japanese wouldn't allow Westerners to control sumo. This is total nonsense.
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>>41981330
>being a wrestling champion means accepting you had to be fat for the good of the nation
I mean? What's so bad about that? If I were born a sumo goy I would probably be banging because women have a size fetish
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>>41981330
bump
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>>41981357
>the Japanese wouldn't allow Westerners to control sumo.

Not profane ones.
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well, duh...sumo IS a shinto ritual, mainly and originally, after all.
>also why do mongolians rikishi wreck every japanese across categories to the point they got practically banned? roflmao
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>>41981330
pleas elaborate on this and drop more lore
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>>The leadership is Western, a dynastic pair hidden in postwar institutions

Prolly unrelated, 7 years ago I went on holiday to Hawaii and I'm pretty sure who I've seen was Bill and Hillary Clinton with a bunch of sumo guys, completely in private
That's the schizopost lol
Prolly unrelated but still a fun connection to the OP
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fatsos
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>>41985788
Checked + niggas probably hired sumo wrestlers for party entertainment. Pretty based imo
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>>41981330
Thanks ChatGPT.



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