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Post your best schizo funnies
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>>41982241
LMAO you pathetic schizos never fail to make me laugh with your "x humor" threads. face it, most normies will be infinitely more successful than any of you pathetic ghost-hunters will ever be. You are on the wrong side of philosophy, get over it losers!
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Hahah xD could imagine? Haha lol...
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>>41982241
hah. face it, you /x/skitzos could never comeup with something that mesures up to my folder... UNLESS>>>
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>>41983506
Fixed
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>>41982241
I look like that
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>>41984082
Moar like these pls
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>>41983772
these are absolutely dog shit memes, i will not contribute to such low tier posts
are you a boomer trying to have some internet fun? this is icky
all fields
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>>41983744
More than a feeling.
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>>41983489
But that cat is IN TOUCH with reality. He is waiting for the grass to move so he can kill something for fun.
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>>41982241
>But none of them are funny?
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>>41983502
fuck off. lol
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>>41986551
Add trannys, emotional/immoral
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There's one specific wojak that's into occultism, he'es wearing a black turtle neck and is wearing a cross. Have you seen him?
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>>41986574
and that's why trannies are loads of fun!! never a dull moment.
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>>41986734
surely there is some ye olde caveman equivalent. nothing new under the sun. who's to say toddlers back in the dark ages weren't talking about flavor of the week fad shit as their first words.
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This is so fucking funny. I going to start calling my mother dex bah.
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>>41986876
>goosebumps music
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>>41986973
is that fine?
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>>41986906
so true, really makes me see red.
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Glowing
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is that gg alan?
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alchemy
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>>41987086
yes
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it's actually true. that's why liminal spaces weird us out so much. there's the physical map of a location in time, but the activity map shows other things.
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Lost. I raffed
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those hermits
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>>41987426
this actually happened to me. i stopped laughing
sorry.

reast was good though. keep posting.
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I am 100% sure, with the correct marketing, you could get people to pay for this...brb finding a graphic designer

>>41987000
sensible chuckle
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My ancestors :)
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>>41986729
I'd be mad too if I looked like that and went to school where there were literal gods and goddesses in comparison
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>>41986656
virgo is so accurate it hurts
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>>41987012
Damn did my boys dirty (Lutheran) but accurate
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>>41986906
they think they can, but they can't. Essentially they set up a very expensive private GCP dot that they interpret strongly while people continue going about their lives, each being layering their own personal universe atop of eachother like a magnificent patched tapestry.
The government cannot and will not ever be able to fully control you.
Right now people are waking up and organizing revolts.
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that ancient boomer humor gag of the nervous expectant dad being told to "go boil water" while wife births the kid.
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lol
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sibera they say is the land of shamans.
but i heard they all died out,
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what it feels like trying to get gf
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African Equator War: The 10-Mile Canal Project and Humanitarian Crisis
This document explains the military operations, strategic objectives, and the humanitarian genocide that resulted from this project.
The conflict began with the 2020 Evac Notice military mobilization that would escalate dramatically over the following years:
Military Structure and Training
The operation established a comprehensive training infrastructure through Capital Universities, each capable of training 3K troops. The military structure included specialized squads:
Logistics and transport operations
Medical support and field hospitals
Artillery and communications
Missile defense and strike capabilities
Weapons and supply management
Aerial surveillance and combat
Elite operations
Equipment: Tanks, Vans, Armored Cars, Escort Cargo Vehicles, Mortar Carts
The Unified Operation and Canal Project
University Deployment Timeline
The military buildup followed a deliberate university-based expansion
The Canal Project: African Mideast Coastline -- North Directive
Project Specifications:
Width 10 miles (16.1 km)
Span 10 countries across the African equator
Total Length 17k miles of nuclear-accessible path
Geographic Scope From the African Mideast Coastline following the North Directive into the Red Sea
The canal was designed to create a massive military and commercial waterway cutting across the continent at the equator, connecting the Atlantic and Indian Oceans while establishing complete supply route dominance.
The Path to Genocide
Nuclear Target: African-Mideast (Zambia)
The designation of Zambia as a Nuclear Target within the African-Mideast region marked a turning point. The 2024 Nuclear Evac Notice signaled imminent catastrophic destruction.
The Mechanism of Genocide
The canal project became an instrument of genocide through multiple mechanisms:
Forced Displacement

Resource Denial and Supply Route Shutdown
The Full Supply Route Shutdown implemented in 2026 created a humanitarian catastrophe.
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it's pretty accurate, since health insurances ARE INDEED the antichrist
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>>41986879
the longer you stare, the funnier it gets
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Sorry mate this is uplifting, inspirational, and optimistic. We’re not allowed to post more than two per month
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i want chicken
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Wtf as an aries I am offended. Sagittarius seems accurate tho
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blessed.
thank you, Anon
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all filled up. and i had so much more to post.
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>>41988167
Literally me
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>>41986551
Change autist to schizo
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>>41986767
I bet you have one of those government sponsored surveillance robutts in your home right now and that you gladly pay the monthly subscription fee for the privilege, you absolute nigger player character.
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i havent seen a good thread like this in awhile. thx 4 the lolz
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>>41990833
Right? I posted a lot of the memes in this thread to the world leader groupchat I operate. This is the man who has been calling himself the Nobody, I am now the King.
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How do I handle a worrisome bitch mother who thinks she's always right or at least 99%?
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>>41992054
with tongs and oven mitts.
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>>41992190
Thanks, clicked on the wrong thread mb lol
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