Post your best schizo funnies
>>41982241LMAO you pathetic schizos never fail to make me laugh with your "x humor" threads. face it, most normies will be infinitely more successful than any of you pathetic ghost-hunters will ever be. You are on the wrong side of philosophy, get over it losers!
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Hahah xD could imagine? Haha lol...
>>41982241hah. face it, you /x/skitzos could never comeup with something that mesures up to my folder... UNLESS>>>
>>41983506Fixed
>>41982241I look like that
>>41984082Moar like these pls
>>41983772these are absolutely dog shit memes, i will not contribute to such low tier postsare you a boomer trying to have some internet fun? this is ickyall fields
>>41983744More than a feeling.
>>41983489But that cat is IN TOUCH with reality. He is waiting for the grass to move so he can kill something for fun.
>>41982241>But none of them are funny?
>>41983502fuck off. lol
>>41986551Add trannys, emotional/immoral
There's one specific wojak that's into occultism, he'es wearing a black turtle neck and is wearing a cross. Have you seen him?
>>41986574and that's why trannies are loads of fun!! never a dull moment.
>>41986734surely there is some ye olde caveman equivalent. nothing new under the sun. who's to say toddlers back in the dark ages weren't talking about flavor of the week fad shit as their first words.
>>41986734This is so fucking funny. I going to start calling my mother dex bah.
>>41986876>goosebumps music
>>41986973is that fine?
>>41986906so true, really makes me see red.
>>41983744Glowing
>>41987081is that gg alan?
alchemy
>>41987086yes
>>41986973>>41986986it's actually true. that's why liminal spaces weird us out so much. there's the physical map of a location in time, but the activity map shows other things.
>>41987073Lost. I raffed
those hermits
>>41987426this actually happened to me. i stopped laughingsorry.reast was good though. keep posting.
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>>41987055I am 100% sure, with the correct marketing, you could get people to pay for this...brb finding a graphic designer>>41987000sensible chuckle
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>>41987465My ancestors :)
>>41986729I'd be mad too if I looked like that and went to school where there were literal gods and goddesses in comparison
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>>41986656virgo is so accurate it hurts
>>41987012Damn did my boys dirty (Lutheran) but accurate
>>41986906they think they can, but they can't. Essentially they set up a very expensive private GCP dot that they interpret strongly while people continue going about their lives, each being layering their own personal universe atop of eachother like a magnificent patched tapestry.The government cannot and will not ever be able to fully control you. Right now people are waking up and organizing revolts.
>>41987489that ancient boomer humor gag of the nervous expectant dad being told to "go boil water" while wife births the kid.
>>41987765lol
sibera they say is the land of shamans. but i heard they all died out,
>>41986960what it feels like trying to get gf
African Equator War: The 10-Mile Canal Project and Humanitarian CrisisThis document explains the military operations, strategic objectives, and the humanitarian genocide that resulted from this project.The conflict began with the 2020 Evac Notice military mobilization that would escalate dramatically over the following years:Military Structure and TrainingThe operation established a comprehensive training infrastructure through Capital Universities, each capable of training 3K troops. The military structure included specialized squads:Logistics and transport operationsMedical support and field hospitalsArtillery and communicationsMissile defense and strike capabilitiesWeapons and supply managementAerial surveillance and combatElite operationsEquipment: Tanks, Vans, Armored Cars, Escort Cargo Vehicles, Mortar CartsThe Unified Operation and Canal ProjectUniversity Deployment TimelineThe military buildup followed a deliberate university-based expansionThe Canal Project: African Mideast Coastline -- North DirectiveProject Specifications:Width 10 miles (16.1 km)Span 10 countries across the African equatorTotal Length 17k miles of nuclear-accessible pathGeographic Scope From the African Mideast Coastline following the North Directive into the Red SeaThe canal was designed to create a massive military and commercial waterway cutting across the continent at the equator, connecting the Atlantic and Indian Oceans while establishing complete supply route dominance.The Path to GenocideNuclear Target: African-Mideast (Zambia)The designation of Zambia as a Nuclear Target within the African-Mideast region marked a turning point. The 2024 Nuclear Evac Notice signaled imminent catastrophic destruction.The Mechanism of GenocideThe canal project became an instrument of genocide through multiple mechanisms:Forced DisplacementResource Denial and Supply Route ShutdownThe Full Supply Route Shutdown implemented in 2026 created a humanitarian catastrophe.
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>>41986674it's pretty accurate, since health insurances ARE INDEED the antichrist
>>41986879the longer you stare, the funnier it gets
>>41984116Sorry mate this is uplifting, inspirational, and optimistic. We’re not allowed to post more than two per month
>>41987335i want chicken
>>41986656Wtf as an aries I am offended. Sagittarius seems accurate tho
>>41983502blessed.thank you, Anon
all filled up. and i had so much more to post.
>>41988167Literally me
>>41986551Change autist to schizo
>>41986767 I bet you have one of those government sponsored surveillance robutts in your home right now and that you gladly pay the monthly subscription fee for the privilege, you absolute nigger player character.
i havent seen a good thread like this in awhile. thx 4 the lolz
>>41990833Right? I posted a lot of the memes in this thread to the world leader groupchat I operate. This is the man who has been calling himself the Nobody, I am now the King.
How do I handle a worrisome bitch mother who thinks she's always right or at least 99%?
>>41992054with tongs and oven mitts.
>>41992190Thanks, clicked on the wrong thread mb lol
Someone bake a new humor thread image limit has been reached