nobody cares about your gay iceberg

OP here I'm a fag btw

>>41982758
yes you are.
Stick to a theme when you're doing an iceberg.
Also something people may care about. Nobody would give a shit if Stalin invented the internet.
You might sprinkle in some real ones, or just make a whole real iceberg.
How about Alexa and Google getting busted listening to people's conversations when they say "no we aren't."
How about "Smart TVs" which say they aren't listening, but getting busted that jn fact, yes are listening and dialing the info home 24/7.
Then bring in animals modified & bugged by the CIA.
Pigeon surveillance drones.
Neurochiop-remote controlled bugs that are biggest with mics and cameras.
Mechanical bugs which are bugged with mics and cameras.
The real world is stranger than fiction, boyo.
Lurk until you're older, because you're clearly 12, and need to be 18 to post here.

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>>41983004
People also love rage bait.
Make an iceberg on a topic people rage about or would be offended by.
Maybe, an Epstein Iceberg. That's topical.
You could actually be useful, may learn something, and may help the community at large.
Syaty with the JQ Warly Life Wikipedia, and work your way through Epstein's Driver, Pizzagate, 9/11 Bush Canvas picrel, "Jerky", Satanic sacrifice, and more.

>>41982669
Everyone knows Stalin was a commie and commies can't invent shit.

i

>>41982669
- gasoline is liquid farts, hence the moniker "gas"
- cars are sentient (wink)
- all internal combustion engines are female (wink)
- stones spy on you and send digital signals to each other
- teeth can be manually regenerated
-- senior teeth / 3rd set
- birds gossip
- little old ladies with internet access are far more effective than whole military base computer labs full of paid shitposters. the key difference is the gossipy old crones do it out of passion and love for the craft, not a menial job that pays pennies.
- words split and diverge. "lign" is a recently diverged word that refers to a nonphysical alignment. "line" refers to a physical alignment.
- hylics sniff really hard around sentient people to inhale their ghost dust. this is why people say "gesundheit" when you sneeze.
- your brain just renders black/white data into whatever you believe you're looking at
- when a tree falls in a forest with no people around, the sound it makes only registers for whatever animals are around.
- you can see beyond your closed eyelids in realtime, under the right circumstances
- comics in the funny pages always have a theme where 4 different strips will have the same theme, often golf.
- yellow is the newest color deployed into the simulation, hence why it's so strange and has a short range of tones. yellow is also sentient.
- deer prongs are antenna
- snakes, chickens, and deer are connected to arthropods
- it is possible to be transported to the 2nd dimension to be altered, then imported back into the 4th dimension.
- cyberspace can be accessed with a pencil & paper, or stick & dirt.

>>41982669
You do realise that the fake entries were the whole joke before normalfags from reddit started making them, right?

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>>41986635
many a truth is spoken in jest, and many times people joke about something only to turn around and watch it become completely real.

>>41982669

- Roger Stone's Nixon Tattoo is sentient
- Jagger raped in the Amazon forest
- Otto Von Bismarck alien contact
- The grass is lurking
- RFK Jr. Tapeworm
- The 2001 Mandela Clone
- NKVD-developed cancer raygun
- Fidel Castro's sex-slave dwarf ring
- The Bonaparte Federal operations
- Roy cohn's NYC crematory
- Romanian Flesh Trees
- The three layers of Thee
- Thus spoke Seth
- Florida Lovecraftian cult (Warning)
- 1915 PNG Derelict
- Charlemagne Jewish mistress
- Roko's Basilisk operative since 2016

>>41982669
>other number before 6 and after 5

>personal objective number not in math.

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>>41982669
bladders are a myth
>pee is stored in the balls

ice

>>41982753
>>41982758
these should go on level 1 and level 9

>>41987842
- New Mexico was originally the land of nigger milk

There's a restaurant in the Amazon jungle that sells talo fries with original Coca-Cola.
Some closed-down restaurants still serve food, you just have to walk in at a certain time and leave the correct payment. It will be there the same time the next day.

>>41991541
>everything is fake and gay
both on level 1 and level 9

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>>41994928
>>41991541

Pokemon is part of an ongoing MKUltra experiment to destroy your third eye.

>>41982669
Jay Dyer cloned
AI is enslaved demon
Humans can respawn
Garlic kills Sperm

>>41982669
>9/11 was meant to be a standard hijacking but the military took remote control of the planes and flew them into the twin towers
>gravity is the true cause of aging
>gammon is not pig meat (Do Not Research)

>>41988170
flifth (ⵅ)

>>41982669
-The crowned child is the son of Jupiter, meaning Jupiter will be killed in the same way as his father.
-Nukes are the reason for global warming, they use nukes all the time in 3rd world countries so the powers that be can keep exploiting them.
-Meat is being replaces slowly with plastic deliberately, that way micro plastics are being accelerated into your brain and you are more submissive as a result, also why meat tasted better back in the day
-Antigravity is so abundant that it creates bubble universes where we can only perceive regular gravity. This is why gravity changes over time as its the compression of the antigravity acting like a pump giving the illusion that gravity is influencing us more.

>>41997306
We actually do age slower in space, though; just not entirely because of gravity.

>>41997209
Hillary Clinton cloned
Joe Biden cloned
Donald Trump cloned
>>41997890
within the UFO's electrogravity engine is a spinning tauroid of mercury which transmutes into gold after a single use. This golden "ring of power" inspired JRR Tolkien to write the Lord of The Rings as an allegory for der glocke

>>41998027
-all 4wd cars are just 2wd but are sold at a premium price with the tag "4wd"
-the oceans are fully mapped. They tell you that we have more information about the surface of mars than our own ocean but that's only because the oil companies want to keep all the oil to themselves so they deliberately send out propaganda about are oceans being a mystery and un explored but in reality they know everything.
-No one knows how computers actually work from 1995 onwards. and why the 'improvements' you see in computers are kinda shit, its because they have to guess and fumble there way into improving computers with no real science or knowledge. They only pretend they know so they can sell you the latest gpu at a premium. its also why they cant make older softer or hardware because they have no clue how to because they have been fumbling so much.

>>42001461
Suicide resets are definitely real.

>let’s poison the well together
nah i’m good thanks

Stanley kubrick filmed the moon landing videos in a sealed section of the Twin Towers while they were still under construction. Bush did 9/11 to destroy what was left of the evidence up there

fuck you all for this gay bitch thread

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>Cognitohazardous TF2 Sprays

i will bomb the streets
i am preparing for my attack

this moment will be huge surprise for them

martin luther king was an undercover cia agent

i can really bomb the fucking streets

at least 65% of the internet was already filled with bots from the start (like the dead internet theory dlc)

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i know how to [REDACTED]

i will share you a link. [REDACTED]

i agree dude. [REDACTED]

Golf truths

>>42002262
i am going to mail a box of moldy poop to your apartment.

>Hillary Clinton was on the Lolita Express, not Bill

This thread is why so much about the paranormal field is shit

>>42001461
hard kek

Those huge "fungus trees" that were the first organisms in land?
Yeah they were really annunaki dicks.
God castrated all the angels and their dicks all became the first megafauna on earth.
Modern mushrooms are actually nephilim penises.

>>41982669
- A yeren was captured and then exhibited in Manchukuo (around 1935 or so), but was lost during the years of ensuing conflict
- /x/ succubus cult lost grimoire

>>41982753
>assuming the icebergs sexual orientation
this iceberg identifies as pansexual and uses they/them pronouns, bigot.

>>42004275
>pansexual
Definitely gay then

>>42003927
>Huge fungus trees were really annunaki dicks.
And the balls?

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>>42006981
Stromatolites

>>41982669
>Romania and Hungary started out as an art project by some autistic Slavic linguists but it spun out of control and everyone just went with it so now they're actual countries

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Maybe these are jokes or not, it's your call ;)

>Reptiles are slaves to a higher power
>Reptile people are actually quite normal and friendly most of the time
>Reality is a fart from God made by accident.
>North Korea does not exist
>America is Babel 2
>Mexicans hate white people (not me though)
>Blacks are actually okay people
>Reptile people are just as depressed as you and I are; the media depiction of them is just a misdirection
>Harvard and other ivy League colleges are meant for slaves to enter; the real elite go to different universities
>The demiurge can be beaten by a stick
>Dreams are different realities
>The Holocaust was a paranormal event
>Mexico is a failed Zionist experiment
>The cartels are loli addicts (CLASSIFIED)
>You can float out of reality
>Video games are based
>Women hate men (BP reality)
>Dr Phil is not a real psychologist
>Anime/manga is promoted by literal aliens
>There are no organic movements
>Moot is a reptile.

Am I gonna explain any of these? Lol no.

>>42011105
>Dr Phil
oh i heard he's actually freddy mercury in disguise. word is he's secretly a really good singer.

>>41983020
make a Jew (((iceberg))) and post it on any social media ever, the only problem is it wouldn't be fake. but there is a lot of material for it and it would piss people the hell off

>>41982669
>epstein is jesus (jesuit sanctioned time travel to enclose the loop)
too bad it's real

>>41982669
>J.D. Vance shits Trumps pants by putting laxatives in his diet coke.
>the iceberg in this photo is actually made of Styrofoam
>a noname YouTuber will make a shitty video about this iceberg

Egyptian Old Testament manuscript in hieroglyphics removed from the Christian canon in IV century.

You do not exist in the moment, but in your memories.

>>41982669
Stephen Hawking was just a retard in a chair. The robo voice people communicated with thinking it was him was the first AI.

Power lines, fiber optic cables, satillites and satillite dishes harvest your soul to push electrons.
The eruv rav is the same thing.
They want your soul because soul power is electricity.

humans evolved from birds and not monkeys

humans only evolved balls ~850 years ago

The truth about ice bergs is simple: You have all been deceived, the picture is simply upside down.

>>41982669
>ITT: We create a fake conspiracy iceberg
>well poisoning the thread
You're fucking disgusting.

>>42023867
Lol. No we didnt.

Birds ARE real and they always have been. The real psyop was convincing you there was a psyop!

>>41982669
"My Little Pony" was disclosure
They created this world for their amusement
That's why its banned on all other boards

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follow the cat

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This

>>41982669
bomp

>>41982669
>mercurygate
>floor 13, building 8
>chess = masonic power LARP game
>we live in a post-apocalyptic fantasy world
>entropy psi hypothesis
>Roko's Basilisk is a dominatrix
>humans are pig hybrids
>the Earth is a 4D hypercube
>oil = primordial chaos
>Sonichu is a demon (Chris Chan dark wizard theory)
>were-termite of Brazil
>looney tunes physics is real
>AIDS = semen overdose
>old thermometers contain red mercury
>nuclear immortality

they are uploading and scanning our browser bookmarks.

>>41982669
Stalin's experiment to create a human-ape hybrid was successful, covering 50% of the former USSR (70% of Russia and Belarus). This is precisely why Stalin exterminated the old human population. Such an experiment had already been carried out once before, by an ancient civilization that existed in the Sahara Desert when it was still green.

>>42027918
>Stalin's experiment to create a human-ape hybrid
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humanzee

>>42027923
what is Brazil

>>41982669
Bump

>>41998088
>No one knows how computers actually work from 1995 onwards. and why the 'improvements' you see in computers are kinda shit, its because they have to guess and fumble there way into improving computers with no real science or knowledge.
This isn't far from the truth.

I got an automatic cat feeder and the Android app is 96 MB. I know that's not the worst offender but it's still ridiculous.

>>42003100
All the billionaires were fucking Hillary

>>42027923

Well that's disturbing.

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>>41998088
>No one knows how computers actually work from 1995 onwards
This one is super sus to me. I know about logic gates and shit, but the current chip designs are inhumanly complex and insane. I don't believe for a second that there's people in a room somewhere like
>if we shift the gates around like this it will be X% more efficient :)
Also sus that only like 4-5 companies in the entire world actually even make competitive cpu/gpus with the entire sector being obfuscated with trade secrets.

>>41982669
>OP
>dicks
>more dicks
>even more dicks

man

Reptilians are mentioned in the Bible

>>41982669
>>Early concepts of the internet created by Stalin in 1951
Nah. Invented by the military and glowies, as usual .
They needed a fast way to communicate between the military bases.
Soviet union also had underground communication cables pretty early on, I bet in the 1970-ies or so, in the middle of cold war.

>>Minecraft connected to the Church of Satan
based on how they are now being sued, and based on what I have seen ,
>extremely weird children and pizza games
and based on minecraft addiction lawsuits.
I am not really surprised btw.
Probably just glowies.

>>41983004
>How about Alexa and Google getting busted listening to people's conversations when they say "no we aren't."
>How about "Smart TVs" which say they aren't listening, but getting busted that jn fact, yes are listening and dialing the info home 24/7.
Of course.
How else do you expect them to listen to commands and understand the commands?
Of course the microphone is always on, and of course they are sending data to the server 24x7.
>and of course this is because server side "AI" is better,
>and not because those are mass surveillance devices.

Roman Photography
Victorian Internet Forums

>>41982669
Mastercraft in illusion is suncraft, the lure of illusion. -Spellbook of magical caste 1904-1905

The NHK is in control of my sex life

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>>42001477
¡¡Blue Eisenhower November!!

>Nintendo Power was originally pornographic and sold in love hotels
>Jewish space lasers were placed in orbit in the 1940s
>church organs literally contain human organs
>people with dwarfism have secret telepathy
>bacteria can synthesize plutonium
>hot weather is artificially controlled to kill the British