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/x/ things you think are just fucking stupid
off the top of my head:
>loosh
>flat earth
>lightwork
>shadow work
>The Law of One (The Ra Material)
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epstein and christianity
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>>41982739
Liber falxifier
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>>41982739
Karma is retarded.
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>>41982739
>shadow work
shadow work is not /x/ retard
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all the general threads are garbage. the nobody shit is just narcissists pretending they're the chosen one and blogging about their lives
the semen retention thread is former cumbrains convincing themselves that not pulling their pecker all the time is giving them superpowers

i wish they'd fuck off and stop clogging up the catalog
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>>41983279
a huge chunk of those are bots
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>>41983279
>>41983319
Even though OP is a semi retarded fed becuase “looshing” “light/shadow work” and the “law of one” is real (not flat earth though) I would agree with both of you about nobody and semen retention. The truth about semen retention retards is they engage in tantric sex and constant edging. Theres no real health benefits to holding your semen besides building a bigger load for next time and maybe for lifting because of the extra testosterone. However theres also negative health benefits if you goon too much :/

In regards to the nobody general, look man it should’ve been obvious thats the feds trying to push a new religion, I’m not abrahamic but it’s obvious the nobody is just another christ parallel and the elite seem to use abrahamic material or even follow it like a script.

I could tell you whats probably the truth to “god” or “source”, probably….and you still wouldn’t accept it. But I’ll at least tell you this much death is no different from closing your eyes to sleep and dream, only when you die you dream without a body. I want you to take Psychology and expand and apply it to reality/god.
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>>41983353
>>41983279
>>41983319
Don't even get me started on succugen generals.
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>>41982739
Flat earth is real but I’d add
> Karma
> Reincarnation cycles
> Yaldabaoth/Demiurge
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>>41983231
ill add soulmates and tulpas
there is a fine line where paranormal stuff can be interesting or entertaining, but it easily crosses over into being cringey
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BUMP!!!!!!!!

>>41983279
fucking had it with this board being filled with gonners, pornbrained retards and poltards i miss when it was actual paranormal discussion and spooky shit
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>>41983279
>>41983388
You guys are fucking retarded. Without the generals you would have those retards making 10+ threads about each subject, and a huge portion of the general posters are bots. The ones that are humans are redditors.

The issue with /x/ is the inclination of retarded women to post here; /x/, what should have been a containment board entirely composed of schizos, and consequently trolls, is now a board of deluded women, bots, and redditors.

>>41983443
holy retard award
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Manifesting
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>>41983457
Yeah, I'll take my containment board full of crazies and horny women into the Occult, thank you.
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>>41982739
>succubus
>semen retention
>christcucks
Go outside please!!!!
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>>41983464
>esl retard can't read
I was mistaken, esls are here too lol.
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>>41982739
completely manufactured, astroturfed thread. good job fedbois.
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>>41983879
>>41983353
>nooooo this shit I made up is REAL
fags lmao
the law of one is maybe the worst.
>today we're going to have our psychic CARLA contact an alien
>who did you contact CARLA
>oh yeah it's this alien named ARLAC
>totally not my name just re-arranged slightly
>wooooooooooooooooooooow amazing!!
You have to actually be a fucking moron to clap for this. Like a fucking retard.
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for me it's
>flat earth
>semen retention (if you wanna tell people to stop being cumbrains thats fine but wrapping it up in broscience does not give you superpowers)
>gematria (mostly because people will make the widest reaches imaginable though, "name" matching "devil" is one thing but "name" matching "came to my house at 3:19 AM kicked me in the dick and drank all my pepsi" is stupid)
>most generals, /divg/ is okay though
>probably other things i'm forgetting
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>>41984983
all of these + flat earth
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>>41984996
anon flat earth was the first thing i listed. unless you're suggesting to put it there twice
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>>41983353
>In regards to the nobody general, look man it should’ve been obvious thats the feds trying to push a new religion, I’m not abrahamic but it’s obvious the nobody is just another christ parallel and the elite seem to use abrahamic material or even follow it like a script.
the nobody shit is based off a shitty cthulu "horror" movie from the 2010s where a cult of people worship the nobody who is supposed to be born and usher in the new age of madness by birthing cthulu into this world. it was low budget, horribly written, raw garbage and these threads are just a bunch of faggots larping it up.
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So is this the thread where all the shills and glowies cry about anons shining a light on actual key esoteric knowledge. Imagine seething about dudes not wanting to abuse their dick and drain their life force energy
>nooo you can’t improve your potential for manifesting life gains, where are the spooky stories and paranormal encounters
I think you might be stuck in 2011 retard
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>>41985012
It's so fucking dumb you can easily list it twice. Plus everyone who 'believes' it is just trolling, which makes it worse.
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>>41985119
oh shut the fuck up fucking weird-ass dick-obsessed moron
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Why? Is this game over and we're waiting for the next? I know it started, that much is certain, but who won? Maybe no one.

Anyone else break the module?
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>>41982739
The foundation of purpose-driven karma and karmic debt.
The fact one will take God/Source's word for it is astonishing. The meaning of our actions are all made up, and the purpose of this life and its karma is arbitrary.
This will make a lot of new agers seethe and even those who aren't because nihilism scares them, but I don't see why it's bad that life doesn't have to have a inherent meaning or purpose.
The God/Source consciousness had to define it. It doesn't mean that is the only definition if our divided consciousness and ego can make one up too, including what I am saying right now. There's no end all be all.
Anyway, what I'm trying to say is that purpose-driven reincarnation is bullshit and the idea of "guides" guilt tripping you into incarnating into a life is a God desperate to find meaning in itself, which includes right now and this very moment.
Absurdity, yet we're all a product of it.
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>>41985125
I’m gonna go make the next semen retention thread and there’s nothing you can do to stop it lmao
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The trick is; you control where to put it. The psyop wants to make you think to put it there. Make the glowee seethe.
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>>41983457
Woman aren't real
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>>41983443
tulpas are not necessarily /x/ and you can indeed make them.
They can be /x/ if you already are /x/ but they aren't by default.



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