/x/ - What would you do if youre in the club with ur gir - Paranormal

Anonymous

02/17/26(Tue)20:16:17 No.41986672

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Anonymous 02/17/26(Tue)20:16:17 No.41986672 Archived

What would you do if youre in the club with ur girl and a 600 year old vampire slaps her ass?

Anonymous
02/17/26(Tue)20:20:38 No.41986687

Anonymous 02/17/26(Tue)20:20:38 No.41986687

>>41986684
HOLY FUCK ITS SCHIZO TIME

S.I.M
02/17/26(Tue)20:23:03 No.41986697

S.I.M 02/17/26(Tue)20:23:03 No.41986697

i would be concrned of vampire was making a mark on this woman
because firting with prey is how they get you to drop your guard

werid how society is even more unarmed and valuable then ever.

Anonymous
02/17/26(Tue)20:23:18 No.41986699

Anonymous 02/17/26(Tue)20:23:18 No.41986699

>>41986687
thats exactly what theyre doing though and its part of their satanic 9/11 new world order agenda.
you're just a slave now. you dont have rights, actually.

Anonymous
02/17/26(Tue)20:25:31 No.41986704

Anonymous 02/17/26(Tue)20:25:31 No.41986704

>>41986672
Start barking at him.

Anonymous
02/17/26(Tue)20:29:10 No.41986715

Anonymous 02/17/26(Tue)20:29:10 No.41986715

Be thankful it was him and not the Skarsgard and ask him if he can hook me up with Deborah Ann Woll

Anonymous
02/17/26(Tue)20:29:59 No.41986719

Anonymous 02/17/26(Tue)20:29:59 No.41986719

>>41986672
You need to be 18 to post here.

Anonymous
02/17/26(Tue)20:30:24 No.41986721

Anonymous 02/17/26(Tue)20:30:24 No.41986721

>>41986719
You need to be 18 to fit on this dick.

Anonymous
02/17/26(Tue)20:33:56 No.41986730

Anonymous 02/17/26(Tue)20:33:56 No.41986730

>>41986672
how would I know he's a 600 year old vampire though? I would punch his silly face before he gets to tell me his age and all that, fuck him

Anonymous
02/17/26(Tue)20:38:11 No.41986744

Anonymous 02/17/26(Tue)20:38:11 No.41986744

>>41986672
Tear his fucking heart out and send him to the deepest depths of Hell.

Anonymous
02/17/26(Tue)20:38:43 No.41986749

Anonymous 02/17/26(Tue)20:38:43 No.41986749

>>41986730
He easily dodges your punch and slaps your girls ass again.

Anonymous
02/17/26(Tue)20:40:20 No.41986757

Anonymous 02/17/26(Tue)20:40:20 No.41986757

>>41986749
then I get on my knees, unzip his pants and start sucking his dick dry how about that

Anonymous
02/17/26(Tue)20:49:25 No.41986793

Anonymous 02/17/26(Tue)20:49:25 No.41986793

>>41986757
LMFAO

Anonymous
02/18/26(Wed)03:58:58 No.41988449

Anonymous 02/18/26(Wed)03:58:58 No.41988449

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>>41986672
>youre in the club with ur girl and a 600 year old vampire slaps her ass
In this scenario I just assume that I'm Blade...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tA2pAScLHcM

Anonymous
02/18/26(Wed)04:24:57 No.41988531

Anonymous 02/18/26(Wed)04:24:57 No.41988531

>>41986672
Politely inform the fellow I am a Scutifer of the Sacred Fire and that he should run along.

Anonymous
02/18/26(Wed)04:27:37 No.41988540

Anonymous 02/18/26(Wed)04:27:37 No.41988540

>>41986672
I'd kick his faggot ass.

Anonymous
02/18/26(Wed)04:36:38 No.41988576

Anonymous 02/18/26(Wed)04:36:38 No.41988576

>>41986757
calm down.

Anonymous
02/18/26(Wed)04:44:30 No.41988600

Anonymous 02/18/26(Wed)04:44:30 No.41988600

>>41986744
>how to get a 3 star wanted level for disproportionate violence

Anonymous
02/18/26(Wed)10:41:17 No.41989536

Anonymous 02/18/26(Wed)10:41:17 No.41989536

>>41986672
allow it

Anonymous
02/18/26(Wed)10:44:25 No.41989544

Anonymous 02/18/26(Wed)10:44:25 No.41989544

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>>41986672

Anonymous
02/18/26(Wed)10:45:21 No.41989550

Anonymous 02/18/26(Wed)10:45:21 No.41989550

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>>41986672
Rape him

Anonymous
02/18/26(Wed)10:46:32 No.41989555

Anonymous 02/18/26(Wed)10:46:32 No.41989555

In the club... with my girl?

Anonymous
02/18/26(Wed)18:42:33 No.41991466

Anonymous 02/18/26(Wed)18:42:33 No.41991466

>>41986672
Surely one wouldn't have made it 600 years while retaining such crass behavior. Be reasonable.

Anonymous
02/18/26(Wed)19:52:10 No.41991699

Anonymous 02/18/26(Wed)19:52:10 No.41991699

>>41991466
He is just fitting in.

Anonymous
02/18/26(Wed)21:21:51 No.41992109

Anonymous 02/18/26(Wed)21:21:51 No.41992109

>>41988531
what movie is this from

Anonymous
02/18/26(Wed)23:23:16 No.41992569

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>>41986672
it should have realized that my "girlfriend" was nothing more than Kawarimi no Jutsu, and that it was now surrounded by ninjas. hai karate!!!!!

Anonymous
02/19/26(Thu)06:57:23 No.41993809

Anonymous 02/19/26(Thu)06:57:23 No.41993809

>>41986672
first of all, I wouldnt be in a gay nightclub

Anonymous
02/19/26(Thu)07:39:32 No.41993934

Anonymous 02/19/26(Thu)07:39:32 No.41993934

>>41993809
oof

Anonymous
02/19/26(Thu)08:06:12 No.41994008

Anonymous 02/19/26(Thu)08:06:12 No.41994008

>>41992109
Movie?

Anonymous
02/19/26(Thu)08:14:01 No.41994027

Anonymous 02/19/26(Thu)08:14:01 No.41994027

>>41986672
Tell him he needs to be 6000 years old to enter

Anonymous
02/19/26(Thu)10:00:03 No.41994265

Anonymous 02/19/26(Thu)10:00:03 No.41994265

>>41986672
Report him to the local Prince for his flagrant masquerade violation.

Anonymous
02/19/26(Thu)10:33:57 No.41994351

Anonymous 02/19/26(Thu)10:33:57 No.41994351

>>41994008
not a movie or book reference? gandalf?

Anonymous
02/19/26(Thu)13:24:57 No.41995001

Anonymous 02/19/26(Thu)13:24:57 No.41995001

>>41994265
Ass slapping is approved by the masquerade

Anonymous
02/19/26(Thu)13:28:58 No.41995025

Anonymous 02/19/26(Thu)13:28:58 No.41995025

>>41986672
stake to the heart and he's too blame

Anonymous
02/19/26(Thu)14:43:53 No.41995373

Anonymous 02/19/26(Thu)14:43:53 No.41995373

>>41986672
I'd probably start ranting about Epstein

Atlantean Nigga
02/19/26(Thu)15:08:21 No.41995480

Atlantean Nigga 02/19/26(Thu)15:08:21 No.41995480

>>41986672
stake the criollo pendejo in the hand