Apollo God of Light here, ama.
Did you hear me when I read your hymn
>>41993949have i done good for you, where will i go in the life after
>>41993958No I didn't>>41993962You have done fine, elysium awaits
>>41994080In percy jackson one of them showed up as a literal vehicle.Art imitates life so it's entirely possible.Also, I never read his hymn so that kinda confirmed it for me.
>>41993949can i borrow $50, i'll pay you back... next month.
how's it going sunbrohttps://youtu.be/5fmXjVuyVKo
>>41993949How do you feel about HeliosWhat is your opinion of ZeusWhy is Hera such a cunt
>"I- I'm a god!">*Has 1 inch babydick*Hahahahahahahaha
>>41994842its not like he's a fertility god
>>41994882>God>Babydick All gods are hung asf, actually, troon.
>>41994916>he's not a god unless he's got a big fat juicy throbbing COCKi see where your priorities are ohohoho
Why are you twink?
>>41994934You'll never be a woman no matter how many magic crystals you manage to fit in your bussy at once.
>>41995028i must've hit a nerve huehuehuehuekeep thinking about big fat throbbing cocks while the big boys talk about actual god shithttps://youtu.be/TBXjbLElTJY
>>41995045>The big boys I knew you were a troonie balloonie. Who said I didn't like big, hard, throbbing delicious penises, Lilly Larpenstein? G O D=GOOD IS DICK. I hope you dont chop your holy rod off during your time in the eunuch cult.
>>41995120good taste, but it really is silly to think that is a priority among the non-fertility gods. insecurity about dick size is only really a mortal thing i suspect. and nah, i'm not cutting mine offhttps://youtu.be/fq80ZmoUCWg
>>41995163It's kinda silly to think Apollo is an actual living entity at all, BUT if you're going to have a GOD'S dick, it's gotta be BIG. It doesn't matter what your role is in the local pantheon, GODS HAVE BIG, HARD THROBBING DICKS EXCEPT WHEN THEY HAVE BIG SOFT WET VAGINAS AND THEY SHOULD HAVE BOTH TO PERFECT THE HUMAN FORM ANYWAY. Little penis=symbolic weakness.
>>41995214wow, you really would deny sunbro's divinity in his own fucking thread lmaobut nah, a massive wang is cool and all but if you're a war god or something else its just gonna get lost in battle or weigh you down. and of course that is just among the gods that have any human resemblance whatsoever
>>41994999Checked, OP probably has a beer gut but who are we to question the gods' mysterious ways?
>>41995241The COCK is an unbeatable force in war, and is essential for the impregnation of enemy women in the ruins. Mars has a fucking monsterhog seabeast of a dingdong, for example. I've seen it in my visions. Even valkyries all come loaded with a meaty futa stickshift by default.
>>41995270Mars is based, i'll give you that, but i think hatefucking is about the most he'd be getting up to outside of spilling bloodi love how this thread that was supposed to be sunbro's ama turned into a gooner-adjascent dick debate. he hasn't even weighed in on it either, here i was just trying to be supportive of him and i'm just dragging his luminescent thread down. if only i could be so grossly incandescenthttps://youtu.be/QAi5ZTLxu1Q
>>41995303He's probably too busy getting spanked by his daddy, who, as THE god of the chads and The Cock, can only put up with so much of the high-pitched Sun Sissy noises everyday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TD5zbXREo4wSah, gaybois
>>41994038If you were anything remotely near what you were claiming you would know the stringent laws to enter Elysium.Gtfo
>>41995384sunbro deserves better than that>>41995399ah, now it all makes sense. so prideful you've gotta literally compare dick sizes with sunbro because gods forbid he have his own thread where he isn't disrespectedi am disappoint, smfhhttps://youtu.be/75O11W5EZAU
>>41995422That's just the gay occulty bois.
>>41995432ah, my bad fren
>>41995422That's not even ME, you brainfucked tranny nerd. Leave it to a schizo who insists they're an invisible girl and refers to "divinity" with the name of an in-game loser cult that ONLY males play or even know the existence of. Leave it to the effeminate gangly ghoul to need the sunsissies to battle monsters. Real ones like me? We don't gotta worry about our equip load, because The Dick is already over 30 percent of our gear, and that's all we need to win. Dionysus is "cool" and all, but anyone who isn't The Boss is just another nobody trying to attract whatever worshipper it can get (see: trannies and Hekate). Apollo? More like ApolLOL. Sun cultists light-bleach my anus.
>>41995495woe, stink upon ye for being an arrogant bitch. get an STD and lose your precious wang to gangrenehttps://youtu.be/jOLT6ukrQSg
>>41995523>Stink upon ye >Gangrene Sorry, there's no dilating or brown-spackled dildos in THIS fat, thick robust temple, HON. STD=SOME TRANNY'S DISEASE.
>>41995576the tranny shit isn't the issue, its the disrespect towards sunbro. bitching about muh trannies in one post while admiring futa cock in another, you quite literally are just doing pointless dick-waving in a thread that never asked for it. this is Apollo's thread, not yours, if you wanna cry about the sun god's cock go do it elsewhere
>>41995599i must've hit a nerve huehuehuehueApollo could have his thread back at anytime if he wasn't such a lame sissy. Imagine actually thinking a futanari is the same thing as a quarterback in a dress wearing makeup and practicing cartoon character voices in the mirror. Couldn't be me!
>>41993949Tell Hermes that I respect him and to grant me monies
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>>41993949why your peepee so small?
how'd you get mogged by a one day old baby?
