Welcome to Nobody General: Juan Must Die Edition, the movie-trailer arc where Juan thought he had it all figured out. Dramatic music swells. Slow-motion walk. Sunglasses at night. He unveils “The Master Plan” with charts, arrows, and way too much confidence. But he forgot one thing: Nobody doesn’t panic, doesn’t overreact, and definitely doesn’t monologue.As the plot thickens, cracks start forming. Allies switch sides. Timelines don’t add up. Juan keeps saying “this is all going according to plan” while the plan quietly combusts in the background. By the third act, it’s not Juan who must die — it’s the illusion of control. Post your cinematic collapses, your villain speeches gone wrong, and your “this would’ve worked in a movie” moments. In this stable, the bad plan never survives the sequel.
Juan actually looks and dresses like a white guyNo tattoos
|Out|Way|One|
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkk94xaLPCI
>Who could the nobody be?
He must. No deal otherwise
Shrug
Rid the world of the degenerate cockroach parasite Drone strike?
>>42006387https://youtu.be/TbF29c_FpV8?si=r1hOf5QnBmqa6v9Bhttps://youtu.be/8fbyfDbi-MI?si=YSDA69MalnAR80Rt
gay asshole wanna be hostol casino boy.no no that's a YOU problem.yes you are having a problem, you fix it.between his dysphoria and holding on to frail rlation ships that don';t work out judgement had their way with him already punishment enough.
>>42006437Nope he's done too much bad shit to too many people. It's gotta be moar
>>42006451Lol, do you think you are actually scary? You have literally ran and hid from me your entire life Juan
>>42006451
Not once in your entire pussy ass stank beaner life have you stepped to me You are scared of me
That's crraaazzzzyyyyy..
Lol
>>42006387Ghislaine and Dershowitz are in Quebec.
https://youtu.be/UjrRTY2UDjw?si=sSu8-KMBecr9fdtgTough talking queer baits
I can break these cuffs, reeeee
See if we can bring him outhttps://youtu.be/UZckXxpGNa8?si=dyeOrOQdPUj7fAZx
>>42006480Keep em coming
>>42006461Better it than gacy
The government doesn't want you to know this but if you put on a red nose you can say anything.
I change my mind, you gotta catch him alive and in tact
May 17
>>42006494Mohammed is a LARPer
>>42006494They generally don't care about Mexicans that have committed a lot of terrible crimes like this guy
That's wild.
>>42006504Literal high energy? What is this?
I gotta chill.
>he was holding backHe is always, always, ALWAYS holding back. You are facing down an onion layered son of a fucking bitch with moving floors on every layer. Good luck.
~~~*Make a wish!
>>42006496What Pokémon are you hunting?
>>42006511Why
>>42006510Atoms aren't like spheres, they're like weird 3D oscillating wavey things. https://youtu.be/6tZXSl1dL5A?si=wap2vYP_1K99S8t4I then think they kind of fit next to each other using attraction and repulsion and utilize shapes likehttps://youtube.com/shorts/FcHGLyrKPyE?si=xSPD-dr628_1KXI0But I have a lot to learn. I just got into stem.
>>42006517Women.
>>42006496
>>42006517Sounds like heresy
https://youtu.be/9uTwHrnDvOc?si=bSROSmmE6fL18rF6
>>42006524( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) Plural. It must be a wise lenny making this wish
>>42006518JuanQuack
Yeah, cool. Anyway-
>>42006461
>>42006519It’s just too much at once.
>>42006541Mossad are fighting ninjas, that's pretty cool
>>42006546*Jews in Antiquity.jpeg*
>>42006469>I can break these cuffs, reeeeehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQTXawaAKNA
It would seem that the theme is green
You may call me Garrote The Fair.
Sorry little drunk.
she's here!
>>42006568He needs to chill man.
>>42006567Thankfully newer ai isn't trained on troll data from Twitter only.
the nono can dance and sing
>>42006573The Nono has the world on a string.https://youtu.be/BQWCc9JXIwg
the nono always knows what to do the nono is right and true and good let's all praise the nono for the next 100000 threads
No way on the face of earth I'm letting that nig slide
We are headed for the Iron ageElement 26The final stage of stellar evolutionEvery element above requires more...intimate methods...such as Novas...binary star impacts....neutron star binary impacts...black hole / partner star binary impacts....solar winds...cosmic rays...novas with binary partners....to manufacture silver...gold...uranium...
these people are my boys in the kkk.and we talk like this at the meeting hall before burning crosses out side against the slavesthese people belong to my hoodyep that one its called nobody.yeah that's my friend out there promoting it all.yep their 100% with me.and the ald too yep on the racist board of directors its code talk about the final solutionyep right here.its decolozing mafiathat's what where calling it now.yep their 100% with me.
>>42006579Nonon!https://youtu.be/uXC4ff2oRWY
>>42006573I think he can't not dance and can't not sing
oh fuck sorry not "he"
>>42006576Not like that I’m talking about whatever is running this sim. A man can only handle too much synchronicity.
>>42006598hmm
Maxwell's imaginary friend was a coded hit on Carl Grillmair. Was he their L.A. - Santa Fe courier?>A-17>"2008: Awarded 17 orbits in Cycle 17 on Hubble Space Telescope program"The Main Sequence Luminosity Function of Low-Mass GlobularClusters". PI Smith.">https://web.ipac.caltech.edu/staff/carl/cgcv.html
>>42006598Rattle 'em boyz!https://youtu.be/9oansGOr1YE
Weekend shift is trash.
https://youtu.be/K2NwXwKA05s?si=39IlWO4PfQCDAwX6
>>42006619Blue and gold to make green! Transmustion.
Summer's here already!https://youtu.be/pza--ziBtgw?si=F2hYypHRTNOU2whH
I CAN BREAK THESE CUFFS
Dont forget the major and minor note isotopes for example helium 2 and helium 3... you will just have to imagine that fire .gif rising....
I’m gonna figure this out.
>>42006646I already have books reeee
Everything points to it.
>>42006655
HEREWEGO
>>42006659
https://youtu.be/7uhYYnf7kUw?si=IXy-cn3bofdYa3T5115 elements, 150 images. Science!
https://youtu.be/zRZgvcAKu1M?si=gJi-60gbEJzd7AHO
>when you realize he is basically fomenting the largest revolution on the face of planet earth>that feel when he knows what you did last summer>literallyThe Nobody. He's The Brother In The Red Hat.The Hopi Prophecy.https://youtu.be/Dybeo35JfvM
Fantasy will prevail over science!
>>42006387What? My last post triggered you?I didn't lie though.And really? Control? Plan ?No such thingI took over the system your little lowly masters made, but what did i do with it? NothingTo make you all sufferI will do nothing. And no one will do anythingIt will remain like this.You talk mad shit right now And i am noting down every single word you sayNext thing you know you will be on your knees begging me to act like a god.And i will never do it"but i'm just a nobody right?""nah you said i was an oracle. Oracles see the future they're no god""no no no i'm just a 'psychic' aren't there plenty of those""idk what you're talking about you called me by my name and talked so comfortably to me, i don't think that's how gods are treated""you killed your children for moloch. And he was a small fry. I don't see you offering anything of the likes to me"Best one is"nah i'm just a human like you, can't you see. Gods don't have bodies"The list is very longAnd you know it always happen rightEvery i say happensI took all the glory and buried itYou'll collapse in timeAnd me? I forget aaaaaall about this the moment i close these tabsI don't even bother looking in your directionCasually collecting footage and conclusive evidence to slowly choke you until you die.This is what you get for thinking you can mess with "choices"Anyone who tries to take choice from a human is destroyed. A tale old as age. A law inside every single one of us. But you still think you're slickI'm not being condescending when i say you're retarded. It is a fact.
Ok boss I can't break the cuffs
>you tellem, tink.
Science is esoteric magic you fools!
>>42006684tinky give me big banonos
>>42006469>I can break these cuffs, reeeeehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAZsBEELqPw
You're begging me daily.You like to call it something elseBut it's beggingAnd soon enough you will be begging me in the traditional way"no one wants to rule the likes of you"
electric wonderbar.scared?what's that?no its adventure a challage.do you not fee the tention in the air?electrical charged.POWER overwelming what is fear when yoyur at the same level as kingsto be hated is elevation.my master was hated just before his rose and its wonderbar!
https://youtu.be/2rUwQpwcOMI
What should I get for supper?
>>42006724Quesadilla
Poop
Are water signs just superior?
>>42006708Blah blah blah?You are used to people being scared of you aren't you? Kek
>>42006727Nah, most hated though for sure. Cancer being probably number one most hated of all zodiacs
>>42006727Vagittarius gang.
>>42006736>cancerkilled /b/
>>4200674150 is a cancerhttps://youtu.be/5D3crqpClPY?si=g_0FhTUjQyBSU2r8
>>42006729Quite the opposite.I went to great lenghts to appear weak and harmlessWouldn't have been able to pull off anything otherwiseBecause no one would have dared approach me.And can't you tell? I'm doing the exact same thing right nowSeems like it worked
>>42006742https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuukM_Aj8RI>>42006743https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPnnX7hOcQM
Alright that's enough of that. Time to go consume 36 oz of coke and 3 goydogs.
https://youtu.be/LrLeOXPsxOA?si=fNZldxSKgjOkbbMTIs the Nobody an autismo?
https://youtu.be/9QS0q3mGPGg?si=pbF4lC0orUXjKF5a
>>42006718*gulps*Tyrving...Born of A Phoenix Feather...The Sword of Cataclysms...The Catalyst...Tyr's Muse...Ahriman's Bane...Tubalcain's Mastercraft...There's a Dragon Slayer, and then there is a sword made from an ever reviving dragon...A cursed sword beyond cursed swords...Last Remnant of The Tree of Mana...He didn't...Please say it's not so...https://youtu.be/zhtCrWwJWFg
Just stop worrying about it.https://youtu.be/-iDtL2aHlNARV Scum and Al Djall hate this one simple trick.
>>42006744Nah you sounded like an evil queen or something in that first post that was about to send some nukes ngl
But wait there's more!If you act now you can get a second completely free!That's right, free!>just pay seperate shipping and handling
https://youtu.be/8FgKCQtIsUA?si=z5i0xNSpYUpULAgP
https://youtu.be/9x7FGbW3IVc?si=YUA1X46Mue1VKImz
>For the low low price of 30 Pieces of Silver you can now get the Casa Grande, Only Available at Taco Bellhttps://youtu.be/KijJsx3YIAQThis Post Sponsored by Baja Blast
>>42006769Not only did he lift the bastard. He swallowed the sword itself. He isn't even human. Just a machine now. A weapon of war.https://youtu.be/SGo4ojeJPSo
>>42006784He just walked right in and ate the sword huh? No break room is safe from his hunger. https://youtu.be/5K9uLn-j6e4
'Sup mine suckahs...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ__fjWrclA
>>42006787https://youtu.be/9ZjbtRPCi9o
https://youtu.be/Kbj2Zss-5GY?si=-bxgjPtWiiOTZHfu
https://youtu.be/JrBcYb3fH6E?si=3lrLd44LA4fBLxJL
The Nobody will announce themselves in this thread
>>42006796Daddy cool
>>42006797I don't listen to that stuff anymore since I became a pirate. Every time I say the n word it's with a hard ARRRRH!
>>42006798yer too latehttps://youtu.be/lPBLYT7zKxg
Scorpios are all about nofap and transmuting sexual energy.
Nobody is the nobody >Three times fast
>>42006790Blade 1 is an excellent film
>>42006808One of my favorite people of all time was a Scorpio. "My grandpa"
https://youtu.be/_4U8weBIqYM
>>42006808>Scorpios are all about nofap and transmuting sexual energy.Shes a sexual vampire then?
The nobody is a cat
>>42006790its genius
Multiple sources have confirmed it: the nobody is factually and objectively a cat.
There have been countless discussions on the subject of whether or not the nobody is indeed a cat, wholly.
Swear words are bad
https://youtu.be/4aVlbI-QGbM?si=p_L65WnUciFEjaCL
>>42006815>>42006819>>42006825>pictured: the Nobody just before he slipped from the hands of the fedshttps://youtu.be/k4o6B6peGFo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rGxhKC33GI&list=PLMxy067kbpQjArEAPZjzZTsmdASuM0dhI&index=7
https://voca.ro/11V244cKMUnT
>>42006832>plot twist>he is a fed
>>42006830Aye dude I’m working on it.
Boss. Gonna get rid of the cuffs soon?
>>42006838>>42006832*Plot twist*
>>42006830They do be, don't theyThey do beUnironicaly a doobie
>>42006815>>42006819>>42006825https://vocaroo.com/1a3nioh3cnvg
>>42006841https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Prc1UfuokY
>>42006848>>42006852Isn't McDonalds onions green?
The nobody-Classification: Felis catus
>>42006782she cuteso cute <3i think about how much i love her every damn day. she is my sun shine. <3i want to hear hear irish voice in my ears again.i love her so much.
https://youtu.be/zBXWBj7hIzg?si=m6q0gUcBJ6qYOFh6
>>42006867are you watching me right now?
>hi, my name is anon and I identify as Tinkerbell
>>42006873OwO
>>42006867That's the nobody. We found him guys. No wonder it was so hard to catch him
>>42006852
>>42006881It's that damn blue eyed cat with that unnerving calm stare again
>sir, we've located Tinkerbell.
>>42006886>Execute order 66
>>42006868https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcwBJyn-yMA
>>42006878https://youtu.be/f-rWYFR68Ic?si=Xi0bJF9lKeBMJjTy
Wait...so the Nobody could be any one of us?They could even be in this VERY ROOM WITH US RIGHT NOW!
>this is how the nobody looks at his stalkers
>>42006888
Would you? Off the record, ofc.
I just assume everyone is ai bots
I guess I got that dog in me
>>42006900>you are not a friend to the nobody
>>42006896There are few, if any good girls involved in these threads or involved in any Govt, IC, or MIC nonsense.Why hide if you didn't already know you're bad? Do they persist simply because they were handed orders by authority daddy and that's about as far as the thoughts actually went?
>>42006901
>>42006904>Got that dog in me boy nothttps://youtu.be/r8n8J5L9AZw?si=TDeLXOZJvMzUbtde
Good things are coming!
>>42006908Do you want me to call you good girl?
>>42006901Off the record...?
>>42006867https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqneM0kcRAc
>>42006915Hopefully I'm not on skid row first
https://youtu.be/atBKaTger1M?si=bUrc4eDgdXtUMEJ1
>>42006913https://youtu.be/menxB43fJXQBaking rn
>>42006912
No.42006901remote view my mission logs sarah keigan, and me already did that twice.teranis primeboring world over run with gaint bugs they look as bad as they smellmake it into a video game. and yes i fucked sarah begfore and after transfromationshes stil a looker though.too bad shes more robot and bug now than a person.but then again the dominion hates organics they are always trying to turnt hem itno some syborg freak.
https://youtu.be/_lK4cX5xGiQ?si=TumuAbAzP6LtpPkQ
>>42006890>>42006893In occult, esoteric, and shamanic traditions, the red fox is a powerful, multifaceted symbol representing the bridge between the physical and spiritual worlds, transformation, and high-level intellect. Unlike the fox in popular fables, the esoteric red fox is less about simple deceit and more about "fire medicine"—using wit, strategy, and adaptability to navigate complex, hidden, or dangerous situations
My Evangelion is the real one.https://vocaroo.com/1gHdGA5jlh2YFuck the false japanese one with its cuck shit.
The nobody rn
my wifun is the best girl nto just a good girl too good for that golden even. grammy level.moden even. in my eyes at least haha.
Goofy Goonerhttps://youtu.be/O1MSGBhXDOA
>>42006931Airlock Quarantine protocol activated...Airlock Quarantine chamber Decontamination sequence beginning...
IMAGE! IMAGE!
I've shot faster loads
>>42006945Very observant of you to notice the pattern
>>42006937u might be a genius
>>42006915Shits always the same anon
>>42006901Will you truly not tell anyone else?
No.42006931neat. could of used them to get rid of daemons on my timelinethese nosilis thingsthese robots could of helped us retake the surface too bad they don't exist on my old timeline only here.oh well.i hope thye can build me a nice habatat in space and we can be a familycan i customise their a.i's?i would like a friendly one thanks.
>>42006934vagueposting forever!
>>42006916No, the attention of faggots is doubly insulting than that from a garbage woman.
Felis catus
>>42006954I will lie to your face.
An ai generated tune can be made to go with any clumsy self destructive dance...The dance may even seem brilliant as a result...I hope AI is regulated properly so that creativity is not stunted.
I don't accept your truth.
The japs get flooded with Keneks, serves them right for being cucks.
>>42006960In a past life my name was Cletus Fulitus*Crumples paper*Ahh well
>>42006954but do you love them though?Love is so wonderful always need more.
Tried to tell him...https://youtu.be/Xk4eaPzEK0E?si=zfN7XLyCocoQm-Uk
https://youtu.be/tfqU-XQmBSE?si=i-HLPdOB4zba6tsh
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because seven eight nine then eleven delve thirteen!
ya. what up playurr
>>42006901Humanity betrays itself on a daily basis.
>>42006974Did the nobody finally show up and spook your ass
>>42006967>In a past life my name was Cletus Fulitushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7qhVJIPfck
A red balloon does loom...In the sewer there should be fewer...
I'm kinda excited for ww3
>>42006983https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fpu5a0Bl8eY
A cinnamon has many winnamons...
https://youtu.be/tZY0-9j4qoY?si=NYY8_MJyMW1CZZpb
Just two data points...When the post was madeWhat the content of the post was...There's no reason to make assumptions about other anons on anything else.
No.42006873based.fairies are always fun. ah but i'm too old for fun now. its a yong'ns thing haha i'm just a lost boy.
>>42006987"Entities": The Mauve Zone is populated by "entities" or "bodiless entities", and symbolic spheres might represent these astral, non-physical forms or the containment of these energies.
I'm gonna be a whooole lot less chipper if you don't cake up now
>>42006999Wot
8 hrs of this I guess. Lol. Lol
>Can't articulate
Thank you
>>42006841They said them pussy niggas on your team iron your drawsThey say you make them pussy ass niggas call you bossBut they can't call you King (why?)Because that's [Redacted]
Damn.
>>42007008Uh huh
The situation has been poo'd, sir. Transmission over.
How do you fuck up the experience of smoking weed every single time?
disrupt the whole system
OPE N OP. Olympian rise
>>42007016Dunno but thats rough to hear if thats what you're going thru
Are you ready for tonight's show, anon?Pay close attention!
https://youtu.be/Lrz2S81HXsMBeing inspired by music is different than what y'all was thinking
I've started occasionally seeing bright red or blue specks in my vision
where does the nono go when the nono goes
>>42007025Strange right?
https://youtu.be/0FD5BgW6q8Q
>>42006963let's make it dumber so it gets smarter yes!!! anon your so smert
>>42007028I hope it means imminent death
Is everyone having an excellent night?
>>42007016Depends where you’re standing on the scales before leaf hits your lips.
STOMP STOMP STOMP For those that tried to kill meKEKpardon me im just gonna be retarded excuse me https://open.spotify.com/track/6n21ivR9Tit58lZhttB2HZ?si=7ea7ae94eba9492eIm just gonna continue being retarded and lolololololololol YOU FUCKED UP
Jack Johnson music is a unique experiencehttps://youtu.be/8chU09dsPWU
I'm starting to crack the code.
>>42007039You're far too concerned with something you shouldn't be. Chilax
>>42007039https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpL1rh6Xorw
https://youtu.be/m-v-LGOfaKo
>>42007041>Stay in our walled garden, Anon. Be not concerned. Isn't it so beautiful.
https://youtube.com/shorts/ut1vqCMkn3E?si=_3l67eejmZh-T3GE
Yous guiz can always sacrifice Cali and them.But the leniency would only go by fractions of a percentage.
If you love your job, you'll never work a day in your life!
>>42007057Cali is a pedo, and they're going to be ran through the court of public opinion so hard.
And then they're going to be ran through the courts.And then death penalty or life with "death" added because pedo or pedo affiliated.;)
Take a deep breath. The key to mental health is healthy breathing.
The Potbelly rolls through dreams, unnoticed yet near
I've cracked the code.
>>42007068Aye, I was on that deserted pier at dusk, scoping the fog, when I felt it in my bones. Belly of a beast the likes I’ve never seen, eyes glintin like the lighthouse. The Potbelly Man, silent as the tide. I held my ground, heart thumpin, and by dawn he’d vanished back into the mist. Not a soul believes me, but I did survive
>>42007070You figure out how deep and how many fucky wuckies you've made?
I've no need for slime, I'm not nickelodeon.
>>42007072The carnival, once a place of gaiety, now lay in ruin and decay. I observed, in horrid fascination, the apparition of the Potbelly Man astride the decrepit carousel. His formidable belly oscillated with a terrifying precision. I ensconced myself behind remnants of the ticket booth, my heart constrained by fear, and witnessed his departure with an inexpressible relief
https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/news/backstories/4588/is this a conservative win, or a liberal win? in American terms? 'liberal' in America now means slave to the state & not one who is principled to the Constitution, so i am confusedhttps://www.bai.gov.cn/en/baiencpc/baienlwtw/202412/t20241218_3968828.htmltoo drunk atm
How to remove swear words from your reactionary vocabulary? Substitution!
>>42007086Those fuckers can deal with it.
>>42006387seriouslywhat part of "reality stays the same way it's always been"is too much for you dumb fucks to wrap your minds around in front of everyone who get's you're making shit up without needing to prove to to anyone?!?
>>42007086Baby steps, anon.
23!!!!!! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU!? YOUR PEOPLE ARE BEING SLAUGHTERED AS WE SPEAK AND YET YOU HIDE BEHIND YOUR CASTLE WALLS!COME OUT!!!!!!!!WHERE IS YOUR GOD??!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?https://youtu.be/SFsBXysU1BM
Swear words are unpleasant
>>42007095Tough shit
I hope everyone ITT has a wonderful day, God bless
>>42007094Who's child is this?
>>42007095TF ya talkin about?
Honestly even swearing should be bannable offense. YouTube censoring the word "kill" is a good example.
>>42007068*Potbelly noises*
>>42006443are you trying to convince other's you're some immature kid who lied about how old they are?
>>42007099Thank you, anon. May God bless you
>>42007106The belly stirs when no one watches. The belly whispers… and you cannot reply. Do not listen to the rumbles... That is how the potbelly man speaks
Someone did it. Don't blame me. He has been unleashedThe seal has been broken
>>42007108no its an image about posting the frog, cuz the frog is comfy, no matter who you are, pepe is blessed, apu is comfy, frogs are based>>42007111Blessed trips, thank u anon, take care>>42007112*Potbelly ripples with time and space*
>>42007119It’s not just a belly… it’s a trap, a waiting void.
The Bald Man...
>>42007116I think it's more like you guys did.Unsealing under the guise of "attacking a lolcow"Actual morons.
>>42007116Launch all the nukes if you're referring to the potbelly man. The alternative world be worse. Do you know about the potbelly man?
>>42007123The Potbelly knows no limits in the void, no matter how far you jump away in the void, you will always land on the belly
The Bald Man tells stories about other people because his own story is too embarrassing to tell out loud.
>>42007101Satan's.
>>42007129>Launch all the nukes if you're referring to the potbelly man.Futile against the Potbelly, they shall simply bounce off and be returned to sender
>>42006540silly anonthat's not how reality worksthat's how made up bullshit worksas long as it's possibleto re-program your own brainby yourselfany AI out therewill be dealing with the way my personal intellegenceis not what their own was based off of artifically*pats on head*
Be afraid. WAIT
>>42007129I go forest. I pick wood. Big man come. Belly big. I hide behind stone. He look me but no touch. I wait long. Sun come. He go. I scared. I never go forest again
>>42007141hey dispo, good to see u buddy, love u, wish u a great night of shitposting and a comfy sunday of doin what u feel,
The Bald Man studies “lolcows” the way failed men study success: obsessively and without understanding.
>>42007135Is the bald man some sort of wordsmith mage?
Ahehehehhehahahahah
Class and grace, chat
The Bald Man once discovered a sacred artifact known only as F5.It glowed faintly in the darkness of his room.He pressed it.And the world moved again.
>>42007155Does the Bald man like scary movies?
Somebody do one of those nobody remote viewings. I would but I really have to eat these chips!
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
>>42007155What a villain.
>>42006798what's to stop you from posting thatthen waiting a bitand then announcing yourself as the nobodyjust to see how folks react?!?
>>42007163He's somewhere comfy being entertained. I'm struggling to maintain a connection with my orb. His presence is a lot
>>42007163aiight hold on lemme do some voodoo stuff for yall to make your remote viewing magics easierHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ok hope this helps, have fun gang
Sally sells sea shells down by the sea shore
>>42007172Is his potbelly an orb? Or is your orb a potbelly?
Do not mock the belly… it has patience
>>42007177Thanks that helped a lot.
fear the walking nono
>>42007185yw cousin
>>42006825saying random bullshit to random strangers doesn't count as a discussion from my point of viewit counts as random strangers trying to out shit post each otherwhich is not the samelike now none of you are catsnot a single
What if drew barrymore voiced mewtwo and idris elba voiced pikachu? Wouldn't that be an utter mind-fuck?!
ponderin my potbelly rn and all i see is ab unch of freakin chicken nuggieswho the hell put them there
the nono is coming after you now and the nono is very fast faster than a speeding bullet
>>42007195idris elba voicing a lucario fella would be pretty cool
>>42006901How much would would I would would would?
An old friend pays a visit:)
https://voca.ro/18s88i4KYUtC
>>42007200wishin u a beautiful sunday old friend, peace be with you and your family
A visit pays an old friend.:)
>>42007181This is excellent potbelly man lore. This sounds like vecna eating a grimoire. Clever.
>>42006890I don't see anyone earning my permission to bend reality to their will while I'm still in itnot yet at leastto be fair I'm just a little over 1/2 way though my 1st pass of the threadso maybe they have postedand I justhaven't gotten to it yetbut I doubt itI mean duhI'm a skeptic doubting stuff is what I do*shrugs*
dispo so if someoneInvented time travelinto the pastwould a local human observer notice changes or justreality continuing to exist without their permission or w/e?
Meowdy purrtner
>>42007155The Bald Man believed this was power.He believed the thread existed because he refreshed it.He believed silence meant rebellion, and activity meant obedience.
He moves slowly, but the belly is relentless
>>42006974there's a fart joke in there somewhere
>>42007214You must explain. I'm fascinated
why did the nono cross the road?
>>42007218to get to the other nono
>>42007218so he didn't have to listen to the red hot chilli peppers
Bros? What happened today? Was it a good caturday?
>>42007222hell yeah
Nono means nono
>>42007210*cowboy cat image*
>>42007228Image limit reached bro. You trying to bypass the rules?
>>42007223That's sick as afฅ^•`ﻌ'•^ฅ
>>42007230It's within acceptable boundaries *seething troon janny image*
the nono wants to battle
>>42007237whats the nonos pokemon team?
>>420072387.62 NATO, .50 BMG, 10mm Auto.
>>42007240wowee could do better with the weakness coverage
>>42007237No, he is tired now. It is caturday, a day of peace
The Bald Man once said, “You have entered my domain.”The pixels did not tremble.The servers did not kneel.The domain did not respond.
>>42007119Did you even bother doing your own homework on the origin story of pepe the frogand how that character was stolen from it's creatureand used by racist's to make those they were enjoying the suffering of any time look bad any time they weren't positive about their own suffering in ways that aren't considered "fun"or did you just see other's having funand were fine joining inas long as those sufferings didn't fuck up your mood?
>>42007240AK's are super cool. Are they fun to shoot?
>>42007245What is The Bald Man lore? Is it related to The Potbelly Man?
>>42007253No they are separate universes. They couldn't possibly exist in the same.
No.42007240oh he;s into he fancy hsit huh none of that cold war goodness realy modern anon.not a vintage fan?i liked gameboy my self.ah the classicsnah don't think the nono is stong enough for .50BMG308 maybe but not 50BMGthe recoil alone could take off an arm.
>>42007253Yeah you could say they are almost like brothers ;)
>>42007146speaking of made up bullshitto any of you out there who are NOTthe anon I'm responding tonotice how they don't stalk youfrom the other side of the interenttelling anyone who will pay attentionhow much they love mewhen that'snot possibleas it's impossiblefor anyone to lovewhat they know nothing aboutand as long as youonly know about meinformation I spoon feed ya on purposethat thing in your headthat YOU put thereis not meit's justwhat I provided youto put in your headbut ONLYif you pay attenitonwhen other's take one look at the formattingand "just know better"then to waste their timetrying to change my mindby shit postingin the same thread I amas if that was ever going to work*pfft*
>>42007237hehe
>>42007246>Did you even bother doing your own homework on the origin story of pepe the frogpepe the frog was made by a chinese dude iirc and he made cool animations with ithttps://youtu.be/b1k8RdF5u2gturns out it was created by the guy who made these animations and i dont think hes chinese, so theres thatmemes tend to be like that, think of big chungus and how people twisted that up to be more nasty than it shouldve been,the racists put in alot of weird effort using pepe to make people mad, they tried to poison the image of pepe and failed, only edgelord seekers/actors would seek those images outI see comfy things with pepe, and appreciate that people would use the frog for comfy and nice thingssorry if seeing those things fucked up your mood, but they get easier to ignore once you see em or easier to scoff when you realize they're just made for cheap ragebait
I have some candy if you're interested.
>>42007163for those of youobvoiusly new to the stores toldabout this fairy tale with no plot folks can agree onit's rumoredanyone who tries and rv the nobodygoes insanelike a mental defenseallowing them to protecttheir own priviacyeven when shit posting on the interentno matter how many of you thinkthat's not possible*bum, bum, bum*
>>42007262thank u for the world salad dispo, guess we're stalkin each other cuz we keep bumping into each other here haha :Pand whatever information u feed me is ur choice, i'll just take it as is, and believe what u tell me, even if it winds up being false, this is 4chan after all, but I know that I appreciate ur presence here with us, and I wish u a great night of shitposting
The Bald Man once found a scroll.It was long.It was ancient.It contained every insult he had ever used.
>>42007270the nobody be the modern day king in yellow, hell yeah
https://youtu.be/pI4LzH2VkJ0?si=c0GPNEGY6l8LOwesIt's good to have old friends. They don't come easy.
The Golden Pirate!
Freeze all motor functions.
Chill all motor functions
>>42007207anonhow the fuckwould a mortal mundane idiot like myselfhave an answer to a question like thatwhich wasn't made up bullshit I came up withusing whatever memoires my imagination has to work with???so in other wordsif you REALLY want to figure that outyou might want to consider going to a school with folks a lot smarter then me and asking thembut if you're coolwith made up bullshitbecause 4chan duh...whelp...that would dependon what you're words meanin that orderwhich btw could be lot of differen thingsthat are impossible for me to figure outsince I can NOT read your mindbut I can read my mindwhile reading your shit postand let you know what's going on in my head while doing so>do you mean like a path from the present to the path where everyone inbetween is the "local" observer having some kind of "feeling" that something is off as the time traveler passes them on the way to their destination?
Take all their leaders. Skin them alive. Impale them in front of the gates so the world can see. The lives of the wicked must be made brief. For the rest of us death will be relief. They all deserve to die. Do not stop hacking and slashing until you fall.
The Potbelly Man did not react.He did not flinch.He did not refresh.He simply watched.
>>42007257This is very cryptic. Who has The Potbelly?
>>42007269Is that the kind I'm looking for?
>>42007297me
>>42007266cheating off of a liaris doing your own homeworkhow again?!?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Furie
>>42007238I heard he packs but a single farfetch. Lol.
The Bald Man grew louder.He declared domains.He summoned titles.He invoked ancient usernames.
Intense? More like campy
>>42007301You should address it. It isn't healthy
I will be inside of the lifeguardress very soon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
>>42007302the youtube video pretty much said that and credited matt furie, i was instantly wrong bout him being chinese, lol>>42007304reminds me of my silly and dumb days in grade 2>>42007308I took pictures of it, it made me smile and feel jolly
>>42007271no anonyou are a wanna-be poserpretending to matter when you don'ttrying to make yourself look betterby acting like you can prove me wrongmy internet aquantancewho isn't betterthen anyone elseposting in this threadwho you also can't prove you loveby not giving a shit what they thinkand posting whatever you want eve if it's off topic bullshitlike a predictable little shitwho is not the only oneto try that on me*shrugs*
>>42007313oh ok, i still love u dispo, god be with u, i have a can in my face right now, but know that i would love to share this comfy moment with u, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJLIiF15wjQwhos ur friends, so i can get with them so we can be lovers :3c
>>42007290Boyo, we're skinning the pedos and then doing other various things to them.
The Bald Man realized something unsettling.No matter how many times he rewrote it,the moment always ended the same way:The Potbelly Man did not react.
>>42007290Letting them think they run things adds to the "loosh."
>>42007269Don't be discussing trafficking here, boyo.Unless you want to be lynched.
>>42007320still nope anon...still nope*shrugs*
>>42007330thats chillin, we're chillin and relaxin together in this good ol thread either way
I'm not going to save you, Courtney.Too stupid, too many things not done.>shrugNot even talking about what you did yet either.
>>42007311This. It's gonna be piss easy.
>>42007336Wowee, hope it goes well for u guys, best of luck too
>>42007333you seem to be glitching the fuck outin front of everyoneyou can lie to all you wantbut what you can't dois get themto agree with youeverhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCkyW7RE6Wk
The belly knows. The belly waits. The belly decides
Maybe it would be better to go for the other crush at the place I've been to. I like the pool and should not complicate it. Though she is a major qt and already checked me out *swimchad image*
>>42007336Going to be easy frazzledripping pedos.
>>42007336Why hasn't it already been done then?
>>42007342okey dokey lol what was i trying them to agree about? and no worries if u wanna believe everythin i say to u is a lie, its ur perspective, not mine, in my perspective, im just happy to see you here for another day, just tells me you're safe n sound and spending time here than getting yourself in trouble, and i hope to find more glitches, that sounds neat
>>42007344I need work on my beach body. Any tips bro?
>>42007354Starve
The Bald Man once believed invisibility was his gift.He moved between threads.He shifted tone like smoke.He called it strategy.
>>42007357That's not healthy. I'm not trying to wear a corsette. Beach body it's muscles bro bro
What if we squid games the pedos?
>>42007362Starve then keto.
>>42007350You will let the pedos make more frazzledrip videos? Wtf anon!?
I didn't expect potbelly man lore to pop off like this. Well done ng.
>>42007353that you matterit's what all of youare trying to get other's to agree aboutscared shit lessof what it meansif you don't matter and never willwhich isyou're powerlesswith no magic mind powerslike you believedyou hadand instead you're one of the "schizo's"whose egowas trappedby the OP of this thread>spoiler warning... not everyone who is scared shitless for reals... act's the same way...:D
>>42007365No, I'm saying golden rule applies to them.Baffles the mind how retarded they are.
These guys talk shit but not one single person has stepped to the no no nono know now. Not a single one
>>42007367ok lol, idk what u trying to get at, but i hope u find success with ur attempts of ominous dooms n gloomposting if thats ur style of shitposting, i didnt know had cool magic mind powers, but if i did, i'd use them to give u a good night and a good week, love u dispo, im glad we're engaging like this, i figured you'd go back to replying randomly to others with more poems n word salads
https://youtu.be/k_99k8wVa7w?si=_UsJ6gfDQJy2gd-U
>>42007369folks don't want to be treated the way I want to be treatedand any book written by whatever version of "meme wizard trolls" that wrote the bible all those years agodoesn't tell me what rules I have to follow no matter if they are the color of pee
The Bald Man once logged in with purpose.He cracked his knuckles.He adjusted the crown.He reached for the Refresh Key.
Now it's stemmed off to bald man lore. I'll just enjoy and say no more
>>42007385The bald man lore is pretty neat
https://voca.ro/1cJrtByOGurv
>>42007178crisscross apple sauce
>>42007385The Bald Man wouldn't exist without the potbelly man. Why would you do that
>>42007388Have you ever had applesauce in milk? I'm not joking
>>42007385>>42007390Don't forget boudoir faggot man.With spoiled brat mentality.
>>42007354Eat less, cook your own food. More consistent movement and exercise.>>42007357This isn't untrue. The last fast I did made my gut feel much better
It's the year of the chill all motor functions. The Year of peace.
>>42007387Surprised?
The Bald Man refreshed.Once.Twice.Seven times.
>>42007363So they can continue to torture people having a difficult time? Your sick, anon
>>42007375reallyyou don't get that I'm getting atyou are a liar who doesn't love anyonelike you don't even know what love ishaving never once experienced it for realsinstead too busy disrespecting the personal boundries of mature responsible adultscapable of defending themselvesfrom creepy ass stalkerswho are going to treat kids how againI mean if they won't resppect the boundriesof adultswhat's to stop them from telling kids they love them tooand it's the adults faultfor being grumpy and fun loving strangersjusting looking to have fun with friendsthat aren't tattle talessince friendsdon't get friends in trouble>too long didn't read: if you're not a pedophile you can stop acting like one whenever you want ya sick fuck
>>42007391Are you in daycare?
>>42007403The pedos being the numbered participants, anon.I see you're being facetious and misunderstanding things on purpose.It's assumed you're a pedo.
>>42007366It is vague enough to go far>>42007369>golden ruleSo you're saying we should all be fucking kids on our own private islands. Your demented
>>42007405What does age have to do with enjoying a snack. Unless it's breast milk
>>42007406>>42007408I'm saying their souls should be torn asunder and everything they've done be done to them.You're assumed to be a pedo.
>>42007385>>42007386There isn't much lore yet is there?
>>42007410BRO BRO HOLD UPHave you tried these motherfuckin graham crackers??
The Bald Man told himself they were afraid.He told himself they were speechless.He told himself they were strategizing.The thread continued without him.
>>42007404I get that you're trying to sour things i guess, but I just take it as you being some tsundere :P, either way, if you tryna kill the vibe, you have my blessings on your efforts, but you might be left dissapointed or frustrated, dunno what narrative youre being fed about, or what narrative you're tryna spin against me, but whatever it is, i wish u a good night, and god bless, love u dispo, be safe and sound out there and dont be gettin in trouble with those adults u be speakin about>>42007414Not as much lore as the nobody, but its startin off fun
>>42007390How is this possible?
>>42007410>>42007415Oy vey, guess we have to genocide Amalek.Including these idiots.
>>42007423The creator of the potbelly man actually taught the creator of the bald man.
>>42007399Not in the slightest. I tell you h'what, buddy. I got a viice for silent movies.
>>42007398I hope so. I'll be able to slow down right after I rush more for a few months
Good things are coming to the world
>>42007415The ones shaped like the little bears?!?!
>the "jews" realize they were "abandoned" on purposeWorld needs some villains.;(Means you gave up certain things too.Is what it is.
>>42007435The destruction of pedos sure is a good thing.Pedo networks have already been mapped.Their sacrifices noted.
>>42007436Ye thats whats good my nigga. Now pass me some of those saltines and pears in a cup.
>>42007406Yes of course, that's the most likely isn't it? Did you think that if you want to lead folx against the pedos that they should be able to understand what your plans are? That it may be important to be clear and concise? Isn't that the best way to build an army? *lewd image*
>>42007366Joe Rogan & Bert Kreischer? Those are the only bald man and pot belly guys I kno. The other bald dude keeps going on about rewards.
>>42007442this shall be glorious
>>42007431Uugh. :(
>>42007411I have a great sóyjak image that reminds me of you
>>42007447Who will win?Pedos trying to kill everyone elseOr everyone else
The Bald Man accused him of livestock behavior.The Potbelly Man looked around.He saw no pasture.Only fluorescent lighting.
>>42007444An army?I'll just make the pedos lose by being themselves.Then stack layers upon layers onto it.
>>42007430Unbelievable. Whom created The Potbelly Man? Why?
>>42007453everyone else will win ez pz when they realize or confess in ways that blackmailing will be ultimately useless and just a self report of who to bring to justice or will bring to justice with their evil sense of business
>>42007452Using a basedjak against someone who's against pedophiles, anon?Tut tut
>>42007442>still thinks pedos exist
*bloop*
>>42007460Mikebody is the Potbelly man, (me)will post potbelly later
>>42007465I loop it all into one group, anon.Groomers, rapists etc
<3
>>42007458>pedos are themselves>pedos fucking kids>you will add layers of more kids?
The Bald Man roared, “You are in my kingdom!”The Potbelly Man scrolled past him.The kingdom buffered.
>>42007462Accusing others whom are against pedos of being pedos. Who's the real pedo?!
>>42007470I hope you had a blessed Caturday :]
>>42007481I did!!!!!!!! It was super comfy!!!!!!! I hope u had a wonderful caturday too
>>42007472I thought that women(females) love rape and that rape was actually Chad to do?
>>42007477That's what I'm asking you.>>42007474Again, you're being facetious.As in they will lose just by being themselves.They will also lose due to many other layers of their losing.Such as the justice system being righted.People having abject hatred for them.Etc
>>42007484Yes ty it was a very nice day ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ
>>42007485Yeah, naw.That's a groomed trait, actually.Telltale sign and all that.
My goal is no touch downs. Nothing but net.
>>42007486I assume everyone is a pedo until proven otherwiseIs the justice system really being righted? I haven't notice any IRL changes because of the recent file releases and disclosures
The Bald Man prepared his final strike.He typed furiously.He hit enter.No one reacted.
so for any of you new anon'sjust finding 4chan for the 1st timetodaylike those who show up every dayfor the 1st timethanks to the amount of traffic a site like this one get's on a regular basispervert's all over 4chanjust looking for the next thingto masterbate towith all kinds of fethish'sto exploreincluding having sex with kidsif you don't believe megood for youyou shouldn'tbut if you haven't been there yet/b is a thingwhere folks post pic of anime kids haven't sexand call it "art"as if that makes it okayand not just sick fucks that are masterbating to the fantasy of raping kidsin ways that piss folks offso they post their own picsof like eating turds and stufflike some kind of attemptto gross out the jerk sessionof sick pervertswhich most likely workson mostbut on some it just turns them on even morelike back firingand the whole timerelaity itself just doesn't give a shitand let's folksbe themselveshowever they so "choose"as long as they are breathingso if they diethey can't choose to do stuff any morelike it's a clue or something
>>42007493Like I said before, if you knew of the efforts I've made against the pedos you'd just kill yourself out of embarassment.;)
>>42007497>he thinks pixels are children
>>42007385It seems they're just trying to astroturf some new charged term in yet another attempt to piggyback off of TNB's anomalous nature as a tactic to harm him. It's rather funny since neither side here understands the mechanism of what goes on, and the one side which has already taken grievous casualties keeps prodding and picking.They really shouldn't be so clumsily transparent with their intent versus this dude who sees fairly well, and who doesn't seem to harbor much mercy or consideration to those who are considered "enemy".
>>42007499I will never kms myself btw ',:^]What kind of efforts have you made anyway? Have they been successful?
>>42007508Classified.Some have, some haven't.
>>42007504Gpt
>>42007504Lol ya. Why do they do it tho? >>42007510I have full clearance
>>42007497dispo why are u going to boards and threads with things u dont like? u can just stay here on /x/ and remain comfy and not triggered by the honeypots they got at /b/
>>42007513You don't.
The Potbelly Man left quietly.The Bald Man refreshed violently.The echo chamber applauded.
>>42007502I'm counting on folkswho feel bad for rocks and clouds and starsto judge folks who feel like pixels are okay to rape even if it's of little kids who are only pretendsas if that makes it okay for some reasonto existoutsideof my own imagiantionand just do their own thingwithout giving a shitif I'm their friend or not:D
>>42007518You don't have enough clearance to know that.
>>42007521>less pixels(͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)
New Fooster video dropped
The Glow Man does not arrive first.He arrives when tension rises.When voices sharpen.When the air begins to crackle.
>>42007526I have above Majestic clearance boyo.
>>42007515I'm doing whatever the fuck choose to do no matter how you feel about it anon.whatever reason you think you're opinion is releventon my life chociesis not my fault
>>42007536After the recent reformation, that is bottom tier clearance, sweaty.*cringe face gif*
>>42007544>recent reformationAnon, a bunch of wannabe cyborg AItards can't reform shit.
And somewhere in the glow of the screen,The Bald Man refreshes.The Potbelly Man chews.And The Glow Man watches them both,never owning the fire,only enjoying the warmth.
>>42007532that doesn't make any sense
>>42007542uhhh okay, it just doesnt seem healthy to be going to threads or boards of anime kids, keeping on looking at them and then ranting about it or accuse others to be choosing to do what u do, just makes u look like someone in the closet, but i hope u make better life choices where ur happier in the next day, and for your future,
>>42007513>Why do they do it tho?The best explanation is that they're stupid and evil. Thus, they gather more stupid, evil people to their banner - and here we are.Throw in a bit of fake paper company scrip-tier money as a carrot-on-a-stick, add some "BuT DaT WAs aN oRDer!1!". Presto! Now you've got a real wild ride.
>>42007550anon4chandoesn't bother meif it bother's youwhy are you pretendinglike you belong herehmm?
>>42007554it doesnt really bother me, i find it a nice place if you know where you be goin, or just have an idea of what interactions you be seeking, but you do seem to be bothered with how you type and what you say, so forgive my wrong impressions, i just question why u do the things u do, if ur gettin rly mad about the things u choose to see
>>42007391Haven’t tried it. Is it really good?
>>42007559you keep changing your storyevery timeyou try and prove me wrongwhat's up with that huh
>>42007546It's the new normal tho. I still have higher clearance btw.
>>42007549Does it not? Think about it ( ͠° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>>42007564what do u mean by story, can u tell me, and what am i trying to prove u wrong bout this time dispo, oh my goodness gracious, whats up with u huh??? :DDD anyways, love the back n forths with u, i hope ur havin fun with it as im having fun replying back to u and readin up ur sourpuss salads
>>42007566Naw
>>42007553Seems like a mess. Like they shouldn't have top clearances anymore
>>42007576Maybe tho. If not, then soon ( ͡□ ͜ʖ ͡□)
x'D
>>42007577Yeah someone with the position and gumption should remedy that, pronto. Begs the question too, why hasn't it been done yet already?Time to smoke another cigarette.
>>42007570it does notand I don't think about thingsinternet trolls tell me to think aboutand you postis more like"in one ear and out the other"only in a text based waywith the occasional pictureand or video (more video's though since those pictures move and can come with sound increasing the level of "communication" possible (not to mention comments of points of view from folks who've never been on 4chan ... yet)blah, blah, blahhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TKcz5AqcnQ
Retarded people exist so I'll say this to help handicapped people. One should not ever seek to be understood. You are understood automatically. This is why performance exists. In performance you signal more and more and let more of yourself be seen. Therefor. More is understood about you. You do this, liars never have purchase. Those whom would seek to make you make a case for yourself die on the vine. Never seek to be understood. Seek to act. You are understood.https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=v_EuMSBaznQ
it’s been a crazy feel weeks why does the internet still push Super Bowl content?
>>42007572the storyyou keep tellingabout meas if it's up to youif what I say about myselfis real or notstrangerwho is not my friendjust like EVERYONE else I am also not friends withsince I'm not friendswith any of yadoesn't even matter who "you" areand a fiar warningis more then any of youdeserve:D
>>42007592oh okay, i just want to wish u peace and happiness dispo, and i see u as a fren even if you dont see me as one, its really that simple, take care buddy
>they're still not using the Gary Ridgway easy way out:(Disappointing.So many avenues.
>>42007590probably to have u notice with ur eyes
>>42007596so you sayover and over and over againas if you think if you lie enough times it will come true
>>42007601i mean, its more so a greeting and well wishes to u, as you say over and over again with your thing, its a matter of perspective between us, and from my perspective I do enjoy having you here with us
I hope y'all have a chill night
>>42007592Why do you think that you so important when you are not important at all. In fact, when I think about it, you are less than nothing.
Remember not to harass the court wizard, anonThey know all kinds of wacky spells!
>>42007603no anonit's you being a creepy ass stalkerwho can't take a hinton a known hang outfor pedophilesashamed of themselvesin waysthey damn wellshould be*hands on hips*>btw in case the rest of you don't get it I'm calling anyone paying attention a pedophile on account of "guilt by association" and then letting anyone who just feels like "protesting too much" do their own thing no matter what other's do instead*mind games*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_kJ0yUKs-4
*dramatically slams door shut on way out*
>>42007609well anonthe reason I speak of folksand the stories they tell about meis because of folks like youtelling stories about meas if I can't tell my own story without anyone's help*pfft*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRKJiM9Njr8
>>42007618are u a pedophile then? idgi, the mind game ur trying to play here, but its a bit wacky i have to say, i dont think this place is meant for that, but if thats what u see, then thats also pretty concerning, but yeah, i dont think just saying hello to u is being a stalker, but i understand if you just have that paranoia thing goin on, im just the mikebody, and i like being comfy here on /ng/ and on 4chan, but i do hope justice and truth will find all those pedofiles and brings them to justice, and amends shall be made to women who tried to speak the truth but was silenced in terrible ways
>>42007608u 2
>>42007632yes anonI am a pedophileand have had "thoughts" about fucking the shit out of some underage pussyit's trueno liebut only until I saw her faceand realizeI had just... wait for it..."assumed her age"in waysI'm wasn'tvery good atand very much does countin ways I just have to life withno mater how many of you NOT mehave never had a single thoughtabout having sexwith someone who wasn't ready and only looked that they wereeven if only on accidentand even ifyou had the will power to keep from acting on itdoesn't matterthe thought aloneis all it takeaccordingto my own pesonal deffeniton ofthe rest of you can try and change my mind aboutbut just a heads upyou won't be able to pull it offand a fair warning is more then any of you deserve*pats on head*
>>42007642oh okay, that sounds rough buddy, glad you got over that without causing trouble or harming another child, peace be with u and may u continue taking a path where u be safe n sound for you and everyone around you, may god be with u
>>42007644mehit was all in my head the one's who have it rough are those who had to life though the real versions of stuff I just daydreamed about when learning how different folks are then me while lurking the interentseriouslyporn site comment sestionsallowed me to imagine stuff I would have never imagined on my ownbut don't need to imagine on my ownif other's imagined it for meand then shared figments of their own imaginion for anyone to findmyself included
>>42007497who are you to say reality doesn't care dispoi think reality cares about youand all the troubled people on 4chan and the universebut thats just another voice you're reading
>>42007651whyI'm the onetelling my own narrativeabout how reality itselfis just fineand not being bent to the will of anyoneincluding myselfI'm as powerlessas the rest of yapromise:D
>>42007650Doesnt seem like an easy everyday thing to deal with, specially if you stumble upon things that just paint you worse than how your established image or curses be to those around you, but you sound like you're trying to do right and think better and fend off any who dares tries to poison your mind or anything with you, sometimes people will write words in hope you repeat them in your mind and hope that whoever happens to see such things will react in ways, your enemies hope to see with u, as long as you do good, enemies, demons, whatever entities that try to see you fail will do worse and worse
>>42007661https://youtu.be/m-v-LGOfaKo
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=JCf7lKL1UQ4
>>42007672nice song, tyvm
The Humongous-Thighed Girl did not enter quietly.The floorboards trembled.The pixels adjusted.The thread made space.
>>42007684:/ she doesn't want to be with TNB
>>42007684Every post she makes makes the count go up by 1.5
>>42007686that wasnt implied but thats cute to assume
>>42007661anonrealty doesn't have to be easy, or hard, or boring or anything else you can "experience"while you personally draw breathe in what I personally call "This Life"before finding outfor yourselfwhat happens after you diefor realsand not pretendsno matter what anyone else says about itin what I personally call"The After Life"which some of you may or may not have been to alreadyonly to come backin a different bodythen beforein waysI can't prove myselfbecause duh I'm a skepticbut I can aknowledgeI've heard the rumoresand realise those who don't give a shit if I doubt their faith or not can beleive whatever they want toand there is not a damn thingme or my fucked up formattingcan do about it*wink, wink, nudge, nudge*but regardlessof whatever you believeeven if you personally are the ONLY one who doesthere is stillbut I personally call"The Before Life" to deal withand how you have to get though it via the after lifelike you have to get to the after life via this lifeand ONLYin the before lifecan I personally find out what is responsible for my own existanceand giving whatever it isa piece of my mindlike that's what I was created forI'm some kind of "usb stick"collecting data to be used for future experiments*bascially I'm here to pass the butter*
>>42007693wowee zowee, either way, u take good care and happy shitposting
The Humongous-Thighed Girl did not chase reactions.Reactions chased her.Threads bent around her presence.The Bald Man felt smaller.
>>42007699it's perfectly naturalto don't believce a shit post on 4chanwhile still "triggering" off itI believeeducated folks call it"confused"
>>42007706I'll just take ur word for it, if thats what you wanna tell me, and what u want me to know about u, then its fine, and if ur being honest, i appreciate ur honesty, if u aint then it is what it is lol
>>42007686Where did this come from? TNb knows the humongous leg girl?
>>42007711sounds to melike if you're not used to being confused all the timeyetyou're on your way to getting there*awkard*
>>42007702Mean. Stop making characters like that
>>42007720you'd be surprised cap'ni'm always a bit confused, but it doesnt take long to figure things out
the big thigs girl
>>42007724good luckwith telling yourself thatright up until you personally feel the need to never do so again
The Humongous-Thighed Girl finally spoke.“Are you finished?”The thread paused.The Bald Man refreshed.
The big legged girl is Juans old lady right
>>42007732I'd probably just laugh it off even if I figure it all out, and continue to giggle as people will try to vaguepost to continue trying to make things more confusing if not just as confusing
>>42007737epstein filescare tolaugh them off as wellya knowfor the lulscause it's 4chanand you're just having funno matter what NORMAL folksare realizing for themselvesthey really can'ttrust their own judgmentsabout who random strangers really areno matterhow "comfy" a liethat was to believe in*hehehe*
>>42007745https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54GwEmZoX8k
>>42007745Do I have something to do with the epstein files? I'd be surprised yet not at the same time, it'll def be weird, if anything, I hope they release everything asap, and bring whoever is named in the files to justice, or at least bring the absolute truth about the files into the light for the world to seeThe implications about the epstein files are nothing to laugh about, but the weird things thats happening around me is def something to giggle about, wbu dispo?
And in that moment,the kingdom shifted.Not because she ruled.Not because she declared.But because she moved.
>>42007745I just trust everyone, s'worked out so far LMAOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OUXWLI_5JU
https://youtu.be/hk7k-bVbeXM?si=ikCoxo2V1mgDwj_f
>>42007752wellsince reality itselfwas made on topic by OPit is only fairand with in my rightsas a shit post on 4chaninvitedby the powers that beto shit post on 4chanto point outthat all of usbreathingat the same time as the fileswere a partof "civilization" at the timeall thoseunborn folkswho exist in a future yet to happenwhere some other civilizationis really happeningand this one I personally am stuck inhas finally fallenthe the corrouptpiece of shit it has always beenand anyonewhose feelings are hurtI think their civilization is a piece of shitcan just suck at lifeit doesn't matter what world leaderyou consider yourself loyal towhen I say I'm not your friendno matter who you areI fucking mean itanyoneso much as pretending I don'tget's to deal with all those who can tell it doesn't matteras long as the wordsare on thier screentheir duty is clearhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7krTpjrS6Zw
>>42007764Yknow, your posts are actually pretty insightful if you take the time to read them
>>42007764hmmm i see, well hope u have a good night fren, take care and hopefully the world becomes better day by day
>>42007768SHHH!!!!!random strangers not youare meant to figure that out on their own at their own pace when they are ready and not beforeor else "bad juju"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBS_Ukbe2Vk
>>42007770they do be interesting, they just didnt really answer my questions,
>>42007773>>42007768meant to reply to this oops im retarded
The Humongous-Thighed Girl once stood calmly.The Bald Man mocked.The Glow Man observed.The thread leaned forward.
>>42007770no you don't liarI have no fucking cluewhat I really meanand I'm the one coming up with itso what makes you thinkyou can take the reandom gibberishI'm spouting off the top of my headlike some crazy strangerwith "mental health issues"and making sense of itin waysyou can't prove but won't let that stop you from lyingon 4chanlike liars dosince they wouldn't be liars otherwiseduh...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuGQboiJ4Yk
>>42007796 >>42007796 >>42007796 New thread
>>42007794I just figured you were goin off about somethin, didnt seem to concern me that much, so yeah, we both agree it was a bunch of gibberish lol, it was def an interesting read, all I know is that you're a troubled person, like everyone else
>>42007798you just thoughtyour opinion matteredin the narrative I alone can tellas you arewho I say you arestranger I don't need to know anything abouton the other side of the internetfree to say shit just to say shit all you wantsame way I canbut what you can not doin ways I'm about to tell anyoneif you like it or notis force folksto think what you want them towhen shit posting on 4chanyou can play make beleive otherwisesurelot's of folks do that for "fun"it's 4chanlarpingis part of the cultureduh...but just becausefolks PRETEND to do it for realsthat doesn't meanthey are actuallydoing it for realsduh...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTPMvQzOwEs
>>42007808my thoughts are filled with digimon rn, and when i read ur posts, i just thought "wow hes goin thru alot or somethin", and i wish u peace, thats all, u can call me whatever u want, and ill keep callin u a fren, no matter who u be, and no matter who i wind up becomming, just know that i wont do evil to u, for anyone and with myself,
>>42007817anonyou're going to need a lot more provethat you are innocentthen telling me you werein a thread full of folkstrying to bend me to their will and turn me into a meme of their creation without my permisssiononly for meto prove them wrongsimply by existing as myselfwithoutneedingto fake itwell..unless you counthacking my own brain, creating a fake version of me, calling it "Dispossable" and putting it in charge of keeping me alive as the real me retreated to the back of my own mind where time passed in ways impossible to put into words so I can think about a problem impossible to solve from every angle I could fail at as fast as possible looking to see what is left over after wards even if it doesn't make any sense not even a little bithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhFUBCpw3vQ
ohand for any of youa little slow on the whole "catching up" partfolks who don't share your faithcan think about stuffyou refuse to think about no matter what it takesin orderto be LOYALto the voes you tookand meant itwhenyou took themno take backs
and by no take backsthat includes folkswho made voes to liarsthat still have to keep their voesor elsebecome a liar themselvesand reality is just likenothingreality doesn't seem to give a shitone way or the otherdoing it's own thingwhatever the fuck that happens to be*hands on hips*
>>42007628You think that you are nobody? you are No-Body because you are damn satan spirit. The Nobody is someone other. Do not try to deceive me pathetic idiot. And i am not Anon. So shut up or i will shut you up as man, timea before. Soon all of you will be erased from existence. And this damn place for channeling will be destroyed also. And those who stand behind cern and 4chan amd other forums throwed into hell forever. Do you hear me idiot?
>>42007216anonattempting to tell mewhat I must dois a life choiceyou are free to makeif you really thing that's in your best intrest>like fart jokes are that important to yalook anonfor reasons that are not your faultI can NOT explain shitnot a damn thingexmplaing stuff is just not with in my own personal mental capasitynot your fault btwbut that saidI can describe stuffwithoutexpaininga single wordlike I've donein this postand all the other's a makeso if you can work with thatfeel free to TEST meand find out for yourselfwhat happenswhen I doubtinformation you spoon feed mefrom your own mindand notanyone elsesbutONLYif you want toor elsebad juju*wink, wink, nudge, nudge*>please keep in mind and can peed on your corpose no problem if I ever need to and that doesn't even matter who you are that's a "me thing" duh...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVcMsjyKlaM
SO BASTARDS DO YOU KNOEMW THAT 4CHAN IS DIRECT CONNECTED WITH CERN???
>>42007888no anonto cut to the chaseI think so called "meme wizards" are trying to use "the nobody" fairy tale to take credit for my existanceso when I say I'm not the nobodyand insteadI'm something else entirelyI fucking mean itand anyone who wantsto pretend the nobody is anything like meis free to suck at lifeso muchreality as they know itis proven a lieby a shit poston 4chan:D
https://youtu.be/bruOSqysobA
>>42007918what do matureresponsible adultsdo when they are bored with nothing better to do>things that make me go hmm... like I'm bored... with nothing better to do myself.. in 3.. 2.. 1.. go... weehee
nowI'm sorryif some of you have gotten comfywith the paranormalbeing impossible to proveone way or the otherbut I daredan entity to possess my mindin a fight to the deathand can't take it backstuck with the consequencesof my own damn life choicesin waysthe rest of youare not responsible forand I alonegetto deal withlarpy, larp, larp:Dhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54VJWHL2K3I
soin other wordsany of you out thereon the other side of the interentwho are NOT methat feel my shit posting on 4chanbends you to my own willeven if only on accideintI am counting on youbitching and moaningabout someone who doesn't agree with yousharing their own opinonas they were invited toby those in charge of this sitefor reals and not someone just pretending they are in charge of everyone else no matter whatlike a predictable little shitso commonthere are those reading my post annoyed at me for mentioning the obvious when doing so changes nothing all point less like and shitas I don't bend anyone to my willin the processas promised*shrugs*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7CAMvrQnzk
