What's your favorite conspiracy theory /x/?
nashville
The ones that are injected to muddy the waters.Now that I see them, it's funny tracing them back to their roots.I sense the fear when I do so, and it delights me
>>42009495The theory that OP is a faggot.
Michael Jackson was framed
>>42009544That isn’t a conspiracy theory, it’s a conspiracy that’s true. Kys
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>>42009495there are no more "theories" everything is just true and out to get you
>>42009495By far the biggest impact on modern civilization would have the realization that Earth is actually flat and the "globe" is a giant lie.Take that out, and all the other conspiracies and deceptions fall with it (and that's why they protect the globe so hard. Just wait and see the reactions to this post. System bots will be triggered as soon as I klick Post).
>>42009689I heard somewhere that michael jackson was castrated as a teenager by his father.I have no idea if this is true and it's gut wrenching to even think about, but there's probably something to it
>>42009689>the TitanicThe Olympic.
Most conspiracy "theories" are being proven right so idk what counts anymore. Probably the 5G tower conspiracies because it is an absolute gold mine for schizophrenics
>>420094957/7 bombings' perpetrators were actors in a terrorist simulation unknowing that they were carrying real bombs
>>42009800Huh
>>42009495The theory that everything will turn out okay
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_is_deadhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avril_Lavigne_replacement_conspiracy_theoryhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melania_Trump_replacement_conspiracy_theory
>>42009699This guy knows. "Two birds with one stone" eh?
>>42010680Who would bother replacing Melania? She acts like a sexdoll robot anyway
>>42009699The sinking of the Olympic killed the no Federal Reserve people?
>>42009516I think it's interesting but what makes it a favorite for you?
>>42009495green jolly ranchers are actually made out of elephant boogers. coconut flavored gummies are made out of bird dookie. and strawberry flavor is made out of beaver butt glands.
organic black helicoptersmels holeDraco-shapeshifters (research Alexi christian kenimi on YouTube/bitchute)9/11 no floors/hollow towersskinwalkers and humanoidsmissing-411synamex/aborted fetuses and human hormones dumped into the global food supply D.U.M.BsHuman-hybrids12 universal lawsMandela EffectFirmament Earth=Prison Plane/reincarnation soul trap is realSaturn/Black cube/owl symbolism and worshipGreys harvesting humans/planned mass slaughter of humans by grey/dracsilluminati card game=predictive programming
>>42009495i used to have ones that i liked but then they just all became true
>>42011955Yeah. Like, fuck man. We can't even gush over conspiracies anymore cause they're all real.
>>42011545the biocomputer angle
Donald Trump is a clone
there's an entire subgenre of conspiracies predicated on autistic faceblindness
>>42012407share some and link to resources, sounds interesting.
Donald Trump is desperate to create the New World Order
bumpp
They were putting female celebrities in diamonds to signal to the 1% that they were for sale!!!!
Selena Gomez was cloned and her baby with Justin Bieber was given to Kourtney Kardashian
Chester Bennington and Chris Cornell had plans to expose a huge pedo ring together, and were offed because of that.
>>42009628The olympic sank not titanic
>>42013711Maybe they ran the ring
Hollywood is obsessed with twins. They separate a lot of them at birth. They'll make one of them a child star and the other one will become famous independently and they'll get to reunite!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phantom_time_conspiracy_theory
>>42009495Taylor Swift is transgender
Obama's husband is a man with a big fat gorilla dong for Barry
There is only one real true conspiracy, and that's of course that food is a scam. This is a multiple millenia long cover-up, known as agriculture, which not tries to lie to you about heinous practices about slavery and a kleptocratic elite, but goes to the heart of something seemingly 'vital' to all of us: food itself.Think about it logically. Why would you eat something that comes from a place where worms and insects live? How does food just 'grow' and 'appear' about ground? Hiw can something solid be the result of water, which is a fluid? Too much of this didn't make a lick of sense to me. Up until recently.I've freed myself from the bondage of food, which may raise the ultimate question? How do I keep myself alive. Don't ask me how, but through trial and error, I discovered the ultimate hidden foodhack.I'm speaking of course of the simple fact that you can eat your own poop.You might be baffled right now, but, once again, think about it logically. Why does poop stink? Is this 'natural', or is this because of the various chemicals they put in your food, to cover up the fact that you can eat your own poop, and therefore don't have to rely on the food industry any longer. My poop right now, after a period of extensive poop eating, smells of flowers and tastes like chocolate.I know what some nerd is going to say right now>ACKSUALLY ACCORDING TO 'STUDIES', POOP HAS GERMS INTO THEM, WHICH ACCORDING TO GERM """THEORY""" IS HARMFULYeah, well you know who's also obsessed with germ theory? The science nerds who went to Epstein Island.Checkmate, non-poop eaters
>>42009495My favorite one is that jews put nukes in every western capitool city in the 1970s in order to control the world!oh, and the Gamestop conspiracy.
>>42009628That would be crazy. Like why even carry on a lie like that lmao. It could possibly be a remnant from the Italian time when people would calling each other faggots and frauds for saying the world was flat or round. This kind of things can stick around a while.All my favourite conspiracy theories turned out to be true. Maybe the bodyguard shooting Kennedy. We aren't getting many new ones at the moment because most of them have been proved true, the shit thats going on would usually have been the new conspiracy stuff but they're just admitting it lol. Soon the CIA won't even be waiting 40 years to declass everything and just be admitting it the next week. Yep that was us boys. We staged a coop in a south american country just for the twitter reach.
>>42014120the new one I've heard is Selena Gomez was cloned and her and Justin's baby was given to Kourtney Kardashian
>>42014149Actually we cloned everyone and replaced your parents real child with you because your parents were quarter breed cannibal xenomorphs that believed in human sacrifice to feed a dark shadow entity.The church of jesus christ was hijacked by cannibals to automatically name you someone for crucifixion so wealthy elites that worship the Empire of All could sell your soul and sacrifice you for person pleasure.
The guy who accused him the first time wanted the money to make Robin Hood Men in tights for fuck sake. I think MJ was innocent. Never had a normal childhood. Was getting beaten and performing nightly as a 4/5 year old. Was weird with women because his older brothers would fuck women in the same room as him as a child and give him shit or something. A genius within the music industry but thats all he knew. Bought half the industries back catalogs and was making money hand over fist. Plenty of reasons to take him out and paedo is normally the one that sticks with men, though people are beginning to realise how often people use that specific allegation. I just think he wanted to experience a bit of childhood for his own lost childhood and wasn't great with behaviour and boundaries. This is why a load of stars avoid their fans these days. Unless its on camera just not worth the potential headache.There are a few about stars murdering people, usually on boats and I believe some of those.
>>42011607You misspelled kunimi's name. I spent minutes of my life looking for his video and it was retarded as fuck. Choke on a cock retard.
The conspiracy theory that life gets better and we are all gonna be ok
>>42015515aren't conspiracy theories supposed to be at least slightly believable?
The Book hasn't even been opened yet, we just took it of the shelf. Still needs to have the dust wiped off. Still have like 500k more years of compounding exponential torment to befall earth-loka. But I digress, here are some conspiracies...Peace is an Artificial Illusion"All is not as it seems, for the yuddha is far from over. In consuming our world, the infectors have become infected...The Father Of Machines is coming...savior...Destroyer..."-MtG New Phyrexia Trailer
There was no D.B. Cooper. The flight crew were all in on it and lying to the pilots. No one searched their purses.
>>42011607>mels holethis anon knows
>>42011607>12 universal lawselaborate?
>>42011607>>4201815312 universal laws for dating my teenage daughter
Now that we know about the Epstein Files, I'm wondering if Ellen's DJ Twitch was suicided. He tweeted once that she "ate the most pizzas ever"
The government has fake towns/cities set up.
Interested in theories about what's behind the Hollywood sign
If you think Epstein Island is bad, wait until you hear about GETTY MUSEUMA pedophile fortress with more than 12 floors underground! 2 million women and children were there until 2018 practically a city down below with thousands of sex slaves
>>42018775who told you about that?
>>42018817I second this
>>42018817Instagram
we should start playing songs backwards again to hear the hidden messages.
Abrahamists fear those with occular prowess
>>42019311
space weather = emotionseveryone exists in a liminal zone of concern = your reality is basically what you make of itthey have invented ways to see without seeing and hear without hearing and talk without talking, everyone gets stuck and are farmed for energy, they like negative energy in the collective consciousness
i've been feeling like every little bad decision i make for about 3 months now is having an equal and opposite reaction in the world around me like it's orchestrated but i don't really know what i'm supposed to do cos i've been this way for years. maybe i've just gone mad.
>>42009495The rich and famous being cannibals.
>>42014085BASED BASED BASED!!!!!!
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>>42014085huh, guess dogs were onto something.
>>42014098>the Gamestop conspiracy.c'mon, tell us!!
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>>42018085pretty fireadd cybernetics and it all comes together beautifully in a systems approach
>>42009495That anyone knows what's going on.
>>42009495vaxxies are contaminated with graphene oxide, and the constant bombardment of 5G radiation will kill us all by 2030 while the jews were administered placebos.
>>42009495That most ayys are benevolent because they know about the existence of "God" and they know that we are all "brothers and sisters" (we all come from the same).
The ghost from 3 Man & Babby
>>42009495>What's your favorite conspiracy theory /x/?my one is how the two concepts of 'conspiracy' and 'theory' are just somehow inexplicably linked somehow and the suggestion that conspiracies must by default be mere theories is insensibly fed into the psyche of the hearer
>>42026692...what?
>>42009628Who the fuck cares what shape this garbage planet actually is? Flat earthers preach this dribble non stop because they want to feel special, maybe even make some money selling books.
>>42030981drivel
Satanic families rule this world the Jews are Satanists and await the arrival of their messiah the Antichrist
>>42009495Caries vaccine
>>42009628if the earth was flat jews would sell the edge of the earth as a vaction spot. Greedy jews is how i know its not real.
>>42020722everyone who has ever bought gamestop stock is a giant faggot
>>42009495Michael Jackson didn't die, Psy (gangnam style) is actually MJ.
>>42009495The incumbent truth to both polarities of a principle.A simple example:Conspiracy theory and fact.You can't theorise pure lies, there must be a core truth to base the lies on and build off of, otherwise it collapses without challenge.Concepts dubbed conspiracy theory tend to be rooted in ground truths, but because so many people conjuring up these theories are very simple and uneducated, they can't build much and have to stick with core truths.Thus conspiracy theories default to being true.When you then watch the media and gouvernment agencies talk about those theories, you see the web of lies getting spun.But there's a second level to this.Being so simple, most conspiracy theories are very easy to explain and share with billions of people.The IQ floor is very low.Because truth is self-evident and the theorists are simplistic of thought, they're extremely convincing.And when concepts become extremely convincing, they manipulate behaviours which lead to the manifestation of the theory into practice.What's so second level about that?The glowies know that and use it accordingly.They feed the masses conspiracy theories for the purpose of manifesting them deliberately.They're trying to draw extraterrestrials here by using mass scale meme magic in the form of UFO shows and similar conspiracy programmes.The more people watch Ancient Aliens, the more people believe aliens are real, the more this planet shows up on the alien radar, the more likely they'll show up.So the next time you hear someone denounce a silly story as a conspiracy theory, consider the notion that the powers behind him are either trying to make it real, or are preparing people in a controlled manner for the reveal so the masses don't riot out of panic.
