I might go to jail tomorrow. Can you guys give me a blessing or something so that things go well?
>>42011811May your lawyer be sober and your judge be drunk. Amen.
God be with you, Anon, may you speak the truth and make no peace with the evils around you, and let that bless your path of rehabilitation to be humbling and successful, take care and hope to see you here with us again
>>42011811well, are you a criminal?
>>42011811If it involves kids, I hope you go to hell before you die.
>>42011811>>42011871>>42011884what’s the crime?honesty is your answer will determine your fate.
>>42011890in*
>>42011871>>42011890I somewhat agree with these. You might go to jail anyway and it’s anon enough for you not to ruin your name. You don’t have to plead guilty, obviously, but what is the crime of which you are accused?Then you’ll get the actual /x/ sympathies
>>42011811I wish you for the blessing of mending. If you have harmed someone, I want them to be healed. If you broke something, may it be repaired.
Nope. I hope every 4chan user, but not myself, goes to prison.
>>42011932>>42011890>>42011884>>42011871You're a bunch of weirdos. OP asked for a blessing, not a bunch of judgmental nosy onlookers. The crime is obviously frogposting but OP deserves blessings anyway.
>>42011932>>42011890>>42011970OP’s “tomorrow” certainly came sooner than he thought. now we wait
>>42012004>frogpostingdeserves castration
>>42012004OP very likely spends his entire life working to engineer the mass genocide of millions Jews on /pol/, just so he can use them as ethnic scapegoats to divert blame away from billionaires. His entire life exists to enslave the masses by using culturewars to divert their attention away from class wars. Whatever drove OP to his behavior as a 4chan fascist, it possibly involved him falsely believing he was better than everyone else. And would one day be one of the ruling members of "the elite", trampling upon the little people underneath his disgusting, elitist boots. I know this because this is the mental profile of most people who post on this website. Can't think of a person more deserving of prison than this.
>>42012004not ‘everyone’ deserves a blessing from us. Let alone faggots like yourself. we know. >>42012012bingo.
>>42012016>jews are everything fuck off, type less, use memes fucking never learn
>>42012016>>42012004Also, conversely, OP may be from a wealthy family. Because there are many wealthoids, and nepotistic children of wealthoids, on this website. In which case, they also absolutely deserve hard, hard, hard prison time.
>>42012023You deserve to be in prison. Your entire existence revolves around using political manipulation to mislead uneducated white people into voting for the financial interests of billionaires. One of the way you do that (one of the many) is by using Jewish people as ethnic scapegoats to divert blame onto, away from billionaires. Yup. You fool no one. You will burn in hell after you rot in prison...I'm certain.
>>42012032>>42012026>>42012023>>42012016>>42012004Let's not forget...let's not forget also...a lot of you motherfuckers on this board are literal demons. Demons. People possessed by demons. People with pacts with demons who do horrible hurtful things in order to procure loosh for your demons. No. You deserve prison. You deserve worse than prison. You deserve to languish in prison, then languish in hell after you've died behind bars. You are evil. And when harm is done to you, it is justice.
Ergo, as I say above >>42012000: "I hope every 4chan user, but not myself, goes to prison."
>>42012041ok satan
>>42012041chill, i don't think he's going to tell us what he did
>>42012032>projection
>>42012051I hope everyone except 4chan users goes to prison
>>42012053>>42012055>>42012057Keep up the bullshit. Keep trying to talk to mislead, confuse and inculcate people against whatever you're doing to them. Doesn't matter. One day you will all face the consequences for your actions. AKA justice.
>>42012062i hope
>>42012041>>42012041>>42012041>>42012041>>42012032>>42012032>>42012032>>42012032in case anyone is confused who’s on what side here…Holy FUCKdemons are real. I am not on their side. Jesus Wins. Everytime. Every soldier of satan gets annihilated.the ending is the best part if your’e on the good side :)>>42012065stop posting
>>42012068>>42012062Yeah. There you go. This is the way you guys actually think. You want everyone else to be in pain, enslaved, crushed under the boot of this system, except magically for yourselves. So why shouldn't everyone want you in prison? No one should wish mercy for you. Be in prison and be fucked.
>>42012065You're talking to nobody in particular, you just come here to vent your personal frustrations and project them on random 4chan users, why don't you do your boomer shit somewhere else you powerless angry little dog
>>42012073>no uNo u. Bootlicker. You started this riduculous boomer meltdown
>>42012072You're accusing other people of what you're guilty of in order to inculcate them for your own crimes.People holding you responsible for your actions are not demons. Nope. People who want for this world to bring justice against demons, are not demons. Nope. In the name of Jesus Christ, you won't be accusing anyone else of your fucking crimes in this thread. Not even 1 more time.
>>42012082>>42012076You will be held responsible one day for your crimes. Period. The end. You can talk. Whine. Bullshit. Project. Lie. Manipulate. Mislead. Inculcate. Do any of your usual litany of bullshit you run to do whenever people hold you responsible for your own crimes. But you don't fool many people. And you will face the inside of the prison system before long. Before much more time has passed, in fact.
>>42012087What crimes? Fuck off schizo. Take your meds. You're having a public meltdown shouting at random people in the street. Also you smell and you have bad breath. Go away. This thread is about a randon Anon going to prison. It's not a platform for your schizo delusions and your crybaby threats. You're the demon. Fuck off and don't come back.
>>42012097It is my platform. Absolutely. It's a message board. It's the point of the website. It provides platforms for people to communicate.I am communicating to you that you will be in prison, or the pit of despair, soon, for the crimes which you have committed as fucking demons, which you know full well you are guilty of.
>>42012102no u
>>42012108In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti, may the demons within this thread who accuse others of their own crimes (i.e. yourself) be bound eternally, and cast in to the pit. May they be forced to remain there, imprisoned until the day of final judgement.
>>42012116your lot is the worst of them all, your priests are pedophiles and your church is hoarding wealth and land, you're the biggest cuck loser imaginable and about as spiritual as my socks, your boomer curses are worthless. You're the demon, as I said
In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti justice must come for the demons on this website.We repeat The Lord's prayer now, in latin, to achieve this end.PATER noster, qui es in caelis, sanctificetur nomen tuum. Adveniat regnum tuum. Fiat voluntas tua, sicut in caelo et in terra. Panem nostrum quotidianum da nobis hodie, et dimitte nobis debita nostra sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris. Et ne nos inducas in tentationem, sed libera nos a malo. Amen.
>>42012083I didn’t bring up demons, YOU did. i responded concurring their existence. YOU bring them up againagain, asswipe, WE KNOW .
>>42012129>>42012135In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti may the demons who post on this website be bound to the pit, forced to remain there, imprisoned, until the day of final judgement.We repeat The Lord's prayer now, in latin, to achieve this end.PATER noster, qui es in caelis, sanctificetur nomen tuum. Adveniat regnum tuum. Fiat voluntas tua, sicut in caelo et in terra. Panem nostrum quotidianum da nobis hodie, et dimitte nobis debita nostra sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris. Et ne nos inducas in tentationem, sed libera nos a malo. Amen.
>OP casually mentions he's going to prison>/x/ christcucks collectively lose their minds, going on schizo rants, shouting prayers, pissing and shitting and cummingjust for the record, so we know what kind of simpletons we're dealing with here
>>42011811May you enjoy every minute of the unlubricated dicks pounding your ever loosening asshole. Amen.
>>42012143dude, i can click on 10 million other websites to occupy my screen rn. in addition to about a fucking billion songs i could play with the screen off. over half of which I made…I know more than you, I’m only here to help those who don’t; and to fuck those who DO and use it for wrongdoing. >pounds chestI AM THE SUPERMANS.
Larp
>>42012258Glownigger
>>42012288checked
>>42012291specced
OP here sorry for late reply, I'm trying to get my shit together. My main charge is aggravated manslaughter with malicious intent but there are a slew of others as well. I'll just say, I did nothing wrong,in my opinion.
>>42012338oh thank god i thought you might be defrauding the IRS or straying from the social order.
>>42012338It's fine OP. Sometimes you just have to slaughter a man. We've all been there.
>>42011811Wishing you good luck anon
>>42012338You deserve to be in prison.
>>42012338>>42012576You're a fucking demon, who killed a person. Your entire life, almost certainly, revolves around defending the financial interests of the billionaire class on 4chan. Lying. Misleading. Manipulating. Weaving a web of malicious intent across the consciousness of the ordinary, poor and working people of this nation, and you do it all to defend billionaires who are possessed by demons, much like yourself. You all deserve to be in prison. You deserve to be in imprisoned eternally, as a demon.
>>42012338Good luck!
Road rager turned into accident and third party died?Tough shit.Been there.Listen, what you want to do, is keep to yourself and don't let anybody know it's your first time there.You didn't do anything."They say" you killed a man.Fit in, stay safe, don't get dragged into anything.
>>42012612Oh look, another fuckin' killer on 4chan. You're all just a bunch of psychopaths, who are possessed by demons, who run around killing everybody because the demons of hate within you fill you with uncontrollable rage. That's why you sit around on /pol/ all day, posting your Jewish scapegoats, and low effort culturewar bait (which you orchestrate both sides of, in order to keep people voting for republicans), which is all designed to mislead the white working class into voting for the financial interests of the billionaire class.That's all any of you are. Cuz the 1 group of people you do love on /pol/ are the billionaires. Demons definitely do love their beloved fucking billionaires.
>>42012632Kikes on suicide watch
PATER noster, qui es in caelis, sanctificetur nomen tuum. Adveniat regnum tuum. Fiat voluntas tua, sicut in caelo et in terra. Panem nostrum quotidianum da nobis hodie, et dimitte nobis debita nostra sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris. Et ne nos inducas in tentationem, sed libera nos a malo. Amen.Bind these demons in this thread, oh Lord. Imprison them in the pit, until the final day of judgement, so they may visit no more harm upon anyone.
>>42012173ew, go away>>42012632so why are you here? an hero>>42011811checked, good luck OP.
>>42011811You were already in jail. There is almost literally no difference in the amount of imprisonment you will be experiencing, in or out of jail.
>>42012338life's complicated. there's angles that most plebs just are never going to comprehend. sometimes you just gotta take the lesser of two evils, for the least amount of greater bad.but i hope you learn a lesson:DO NOT EVER FUCKING FROGPOST, OR JAKPOST, EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!! that's the true crime. i'm sure you made the best decision possible. i understand.
>>42012041what compels someone to post like this
>>42011811What for?
