The lunar eclipse next week peaks on 3/3 at 3:33am. The implications are dire.
>>42021193> Lunar Eclipses of Saros 133>The periodicity and recurrence of lunar eclipses is governed by the Saros cycle.Saros cycle is a period of approximately 6,585.3 days (18 years 11 days 8 hours). When two eclipses are separated by a period of one Saros, they share a very similar geometry. The two eclipses occur at the same Lunar Node with the Moon at nearly the same distance from Earth and at the same time of year.>Saros series returns to about the same geographic region every 3 saroses (54 years and 34 days).This 3 saroses period is called exeligmos (turning of the wheel).21.02.2008 was a blood moon as well
>>42021193Wow that's crazy, directly above Jerusalem?
>>42021311>21.02.2008 was a blood moon as wellyeah yeah, BLOOD, ooga booga...imagine if this stupid moon cycle naming scheme was never invented, or the person decided to name them after totally non-triggering things like cotton and paper and grass? fear mongering posts like yours would never exist
>>42021360>imagine if it didn't literally look redWau
>>42021376All the people... so much harmony...
The unitedstatians will ensure nothing happens because they are in charge of the esoteric bullshit and they don't know what they are doing (they are spiritually dead and retarded).They exploit rituals but don't know their purpose or speak the language of the universe.(Its because they worship women and women are not connected to anything.)
>>42021360Grass Moon sounds so calming and nice.
>>42021376imagine stupid human imaginging something other than blood DeaTH DANGER DANGER WILL ROBINSON every time he sees the color redyeah, of course that was too much to ask for
>>42021403Now accepting your top 3 alternate suggestions that make sense in a human context
>>42021403Ok lets call it grass moon, it‘s cute.
>>42021193ritualist gonna have a fun day
>>42021452crazy that even nasa can't into english
>>42021457Any excuse to get drunk
>>42021193Well here at Costa Rica it starts peaking at 2:45 am this one comes straight above us
>>42021457Anyone up to being sacrificed? DM me
>>42021483Sacrificial watch parties on the dark web no doubt
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>>42021193>3:33amThe hour is because you used an arbitrary time zone and the minute is closer to 34 than 33.You numerology fags always round things off to suit your delusions.
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>>42021193Oh fuck off, you're always pissing your pants over something and then nothing happens and you don't learn from it.
>>42021193At 33°00'N 116°05'W the Moon will have an elevation of 33°!:O
>>42023511>116°05'WAnd if you divide 116°05' with 33 you get 3°35' which is almost 3°33'!!!!!!
>>42023518>you get 3°35' which is almost 3°33'!!!!!!And if you the difference of 2' and convert it to distance you get 3100m! Another 3!!!!!!!
>>42023524>Another 3!!!!!!!AND IF YOU TAKE 3 AND MULTIPLY IT BY 3 AND THEN DIVIDE IT BY 3 YOU GET 3!!!!!!!!
>>42021193I was in the crosshairs of the last two eclipses, and nothing happened. No powers gained. No anything.
>>42023640>No anything.What about your increased consumption of homoerotic pornography?
>>42023640One interesting thing is that eclipses are often seen as precursors to bad events in many cultures, and the Kerrville flood that killed a lot of kids at a summer camp did happen in the area where the two eclipses passed.
>>42023656Is that really a power though?
Oh great more astrology 2 more week prediction nonsense. Wasn't there supposed to be some big happening on February 20th due to some saturn ring alignment boogaloo, whatever happened there? We get partial-eclipse blood moons more often than most men change their underwear
>>42021193i have no idea what you are writing about but after like two nights nightsky is normal
>>42024218You didn't feel the timeline shift?
>>42021193>AHHHH THE ROCKS IN THE SKY ARE DOING THINGS AGAINIf you're not a caveman monkey you shouldn't be concerned with this stuff anymore. Space is fake and gay.(I don't actually believe that but it's a fun slogan to use regarding these things now).Stop being a hylic. Space rocks are not important.Also, the moon is not a rock but that's worthy of another thread altogether.
>>42024657Space is not fake but gay
>>42024218There was and we are currently in it. The issue is you don't understand how astrology works (which is why you asked the question in the first place)
>>42021193I'm *gonna* be cumming.#cummiesmagic
The dark area is where you can see the eclipse during totality.
>>42021478>Costa Rica>this one comes straight above usNo. When the Moon has entered the shadow fully it will be 10° above the horizon to the West. The Moon will almost have set when it reaches the peak of the eclipse.
>>42025148Here's the elevation angles. The American west coast, Australian east coast and Japan has good spots.
>>42021193>The implications are dire.Yeah, it means you're a retarded schizo.
>>42023315What? Don't you like adding and removing letters and words until you get the funny number?
A lot of pushback against this, aggressive attempts at derailing a thread usually means glowies. Have you tried being more subtle?
>>42024657NO GOY DON'T LOOK TO THE SKY FOR ANSWERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>420211933:33 which time zoneThere are 38 time zones globally
>>42025366>anyone who thinks I'm retarded must be a glowieNo, it's because the non retarded people here have seen you piss yourselves over eclipses before and nothing happened but you're too dumb to learn.
>>42021452oh shut the fuck up NASA did not say that
>>42021193>The implications are dire.>"WHAT?">"NO MONEY?"
>>42021434>flowers>chicken wattle >apple
>>42021193not where i live sadly :(
>>42021193It's already getting weird and it isn't even there yet
>>42028497Actually it would be weird if nothing happened on eclipsesStatistically bad shit happens every day, so then it must also happen during eclipses.You're doing that gay shit old people do, as in to exaggerate how not big of a deal something is to sound cool.
>>42028582You're this retarded but you're acting like you think you're smart. It should go without saying that everyday bad shit isn't going to happen on the day of the eclipse, if nothing bad happened that would be a happening.
>>42021193>WoW - Midnight releases a day beforeKINO
>>42028616occult stuff is so based bro
>>42028593Yes so you're still doing the thing.>oh ho ho look at me >you think SOMETHING HAPPEN?>I THINK VERY LITTLE >because you are pansy and me man that think nothing ever happen >even explosion>me no look because gay >you look because gay little peepee girly man Everyone gets it. You're awesome and think everything is nothing and that makes you.. whatever?
>>42021193When looking at these astrological events you need to check planetary hours.
>>42028705>you need to check planetary hours.From what latitude and longitude?
>>42028816>>42028705>>42028705yall gonna do cummies too?
>>42021193MIT telescope party 3-6
>>42028816Depends.If you want to gain insights of places far away do their latitudes.
>>42028697Nothing will happen again this time and you'll fail to learn from it again and a few weeks later you'll be pissing yourself over something else.
>>42021193which time zone
>>42030428Pacific Standard Time
>>42021193Spiritually big if true
>>42029225>shidding and farting over the possibility of someone pissing themselves
>>42021193So it takes place during Purim?
>>42021193>The lunar eclipse next week peaks on 3/3 at 3:33am. The implications are dire.it's a Tuesday. You know what that means
>>42032315Yes, this is when they will strike Iran.
>>42021193People who say this kind of shit don't know how time, times zones, dates, and calendars work.
oops :)
>>4203248613.0.13.7.0...
>>42032494and 34 is obviously better than 33... a secret message is hidden in this song. I promise. Stop banning mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5k36b5EtRs
>>42024218every astrological event causes something photons hit an atom and release 30 quantoom particles which if one of those strikes you something changesplanets exchange energy at specific angles influencing the same quantum effectsthe thing with quantum is that some entanglements are meaningful while others do nothing. so what, if we get something meaningful out of the lootbox then the better.
Could it be the jews?
>>42032629hahahahahaha (MAKE THEM FIGHT)
>>42028697NTA,Get a fucking grip and put a tampon or something,you have an addiction to freaking out over HAPPENINGS that are in fact not happening
>>42021193u will be fine
>>42021193No it dosnt. Its 733am
>>42032707>gET a GrIp I don't even care about op, I just saw this guy having his period over people caring about opAs are you at me Where is your grip anon
>>42025408kek'd, basedFuckin GOT EM lmao
>>42023529Seems pretty clear to me. What are the odds of this? Jews circumcise on the 8th day.
>>42023321tfw i'm in a comfy tiny town in the swiss mountains in the middle of fucking nowhere.
>>42033669When nothing happens again will you apologize and promise not to freak out the next time the space rock does something it does every few months? Of course not, you're too dumb to learn.
>>42033687Eclipses are predictable, they don't just happen suddenly when God is mad.
>>42021390>women are not connected to anything.Explain please
>>42021193oh shit thats my 33rd birthday
>>42033687>This is the 3rd Solar Eclipse to happen on PurimIt's a lunar eclipse, genius
People bitching about how people don't understand timezones don't understand that visible in X timezone doesn't mean peak totality in Y timezone. It peaks on the west coast of the US because the shadow's rotation will be directly over the west coast, even though it will still be visible in other timezones. Complete totality will be at 3:33 PST.
>>42034994*3:34 PST
>>42033792I'm fine Learn what? I already said I don't even care what the post is aboutJust that you are apeing out over someone caring. You are the one chimping out, not op
>>42032422>it's a Tuesday. You know what that means
>>42021193tumor weeks any moment now
