my gf brings up whatever I want seconds before I say it and makes it sound like it was her idea. It happens both during sex and outside the bedroom.I used to think it was cool, bit now I'm starting to get uneasy.What's going on? It happens way too much to be random chance
>>42033192Maybe ask her directly if she can read your mind.
>>42033265>"I can't read your mind, stop thinking about it">anon who didn't ask:
>>42033192What makes you think it is more than just she is attentive, and you are very simple and obvious?
>>42033265that's way too dangerous>>42033293I'm not obvious. I have many wild and unexpected ideas sometimes. She guessed that I wanted to buy a fishing rod even though I had never done anything like it before, and she bought if for me without telling me anything
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>>42033310Could be she's just more in tune with her intuition. >tfw no psychic gf that is attuned with your hear Look, you can either:1. Let it be. No harm done.2. Have an honest conversation with her, like an adult.3. Do none of the above. Ask the virgin spergs on a basked-weaving forum for advice about your gf.If I was you (and unfortunately, I'm not), I wouldn't be wasting my time here.
>>42033334(nearly checked)
>>420333341 and 2 are not possible. If she's possessed with something, both options could endanger me.I need to cure her without her knowing. I need some sort of spell or something that makes her get better
>>42033278lel
>>42033344Checked. >>42033345You can't trust your girlfriend enough to be honest with her. That does not bode-well for your long-term relationship I think. I recommend talking to a priest (orthodox or old-school catholic if you can find one), then go to communion or confession or whichever rite he recommends. Take her if he says so. I may not know much shit, but I do know that casting rituals on each-other without each-other's knowledge is not a good foundation for a healthy long-term relationship.
>>420333671. I didn't come here for relationship advice, but for exorcism advice2. kys christcuck. I won't follow your outlandish christianity denominations
>>42033192Everybody can read minds these days. You like hentai.
>>42033374>Image has a cross>Asking for exorcism advice>Somehow not open to Christianity You really are a frogposter.
>>42033310>a guy wants to go fishingOh wow. That really IS wild and unexpected.Zero chance you werent mumbling about fishing beforehand.Just be glad you have a good gf that pays attention.She deserves better than your inability to do the same.
>>42033345>I need to cure her without her knowing.LOLLet's assume what you say is true.How exactly are you going to plan something without the telepath that has been reading your mind and precoging all your actions and desires finding out?
>>42033387I never fished before>>42033390idk I came here so that you guys could help me out with the plan
>>42033394Men fish.Okay, one more question then I'll leave your thread alone.How long do you think your gf has known about you worrying about her ability to read your mind?Do you think she monitors this thread? Or does she even have to?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCEE7IS-2sg
>>42033374>wants help>asks for advice>believes in demons ask for "exorcism">"kys crystcuck" >"outlandish christianity denominations"Blackened moon and soils tumble,By months end the weave shall crumbleBy tainted soul, by darkened heart, Your relationship shall fall apart!
>>42033402uh oh
>>42033396she hasn't brought it up, she doesn't believe in paranormal stuff so I think it's ok
>>42033402Zamn, lil bro got cursed for Rrddit atheoniggism comments towards Christianity.
>>42033402A drum, a drum! Macbeth doth come.
>>42033192IDK, I had similar things happen eith my mom. There is little you can do about it, she is probably a NPC or an agent for the dreammatrix. They can read minds. If you confront her, she will call you skitzo. Learn to ignore it or break up. ig you could pray about it
>>42033420I'm not worried about the mind reading, I guess that's nice. I'm worried that might be a symptom of something worse.Things are so good between us now they can only turn to the worse
>>42033432Well there is nothing you can really do as far as I know other than hope and pray, preferably to the real God and Jesus(I still recommend even if you hate 'christcucks') Is it a bad sign? IDK, probably, just not in a breakup since of bad, but a /x/ gangstalking type bad.
>>42033192Have you thought about how you might have it backwards? You might be the one unknowingly making her think those things.
>>42033445Possibly, but in my experience it seems they either placed thoughtsin my mind, or literally read them. It was kinda freaky.
>>42033374You seem like the one in need of exorcism.
>>42033432>Things are so good between us now they can only turn to the worseWell whatever you do, dont develop weird paranoia about good traits leading to mistrust and attempts to undermine her in some way.That would DEFINITELY make things worse.
>>42033432Your relationship appears solid but it's actually hollow like a bird bone. I see a death note and an hourglass ticking away.She is going to go through a "goth phase" and you will be on your own after that.
>>42033192It means you've become predictable to her. It's sort of a cute thing until you can't go to the gas station to pick up smokes without her telling you the route you should take and then complaining about the weather. You need to shake things up a bit. Find a dangerous hobby or something reckless to get into that will make her worry about you and that should snap her out of it.
>>42033192maybe this is another sign she's just all in your head, wake up anon, your family misses the real you
Lizards can read minds. Ask her if she's a lizard. Will avoid the question maybe but universal law means she can't say no if she is. Wear brown pants in case she shapeshifts.
>>42033533Why brown pants?
>>42033549anon saying you will defecate involuntarily into your trousers, so to save yourself the embarrassment, to wear slacks of the same chromatic value as feces
>>42033533>>42033562if she shapeshifts during sex, wouldn't that be hot af?she could look like my every fantasy
>>42033573if your fantasy is lusty argonian maids
>>42033445This seems more probable if you think about itIf she were really a mind reader, and she was aware of it, why would she be showing it off to op? To flex on him?
>>42033586to make him fall in love so he never leaves her?
>>42033604anon isn't a catch. he's lucky she pays attention to him at all.and he's got weird kinks
>>42033344Actual Shadow gf. That would be hot. Although it might be a little weird when she'd start every cuddle session with deadpan asking "What do you want?" until you explicitly say.
>>42033192I've experienced this. I suspect women sync directly with your unconscious mind. It's quite specific.
>>42033192good. what are you, mad?
>>42033668if you are dating autistic women, thats just how they are, they pick up on things easily and are oblivious to others
Bunch of NPCS fighting in this thread.
>>42033968>ask for advice on demonic possession on the paranormal board>get dating advice instead and "she's just intuitive"the state of this board is pathetic
Do you have email, i can give you something that would help.
>>42033192Minir psychic vampirism
>>42033988>calls others faggots for not giving advice>gives no advice
>>42033278This is why I think horrible awful things at people when I first meet them, to see if they respond to the internal projection of pure negativity coupled with the outward projection of kindness. I believe I have encountered at least a couple of psychics and identified them this way.
>>42034039>"Why is this guy looking at me with a strained face, like he's taking a shit?">"Dunno, just ignore him and avoid eye contact."There's a lot you can tell just from cold reading. It may be sad, or scary to learn, but sometimes our thoughts are written on our face. Not many people can truly hide them.
>>42033374>kys christcuck. I won't follow your outlandish christianity denominationsYou deserve everything bad that happens to you. The fact that you would even post something this vitriolic in response to someone offering you advice free of charge means you are a piece of shit. Hope your demon GF sacrifices you to Moloch.
>>42033334>That line about the starsDamn, girl. You got game.
>>42033192You need to focus very hard on wanting a specific and out of the way thing to see if she picks up on it. Run this test 3 or 4 times with differing desired objects. If she hits anything over 50% you need to get away from her she's like a low-tier latent psychic. >>42033265Retard
She just changes your wants. If she wants something, she changes your heart into wanting it too before saying it out loud
>>42033192Happens in my family also
>>42033192you're just too predictable anon.
>>42035379you shouldn't date your family members
>>42033402Intuitive shit disturber
reddit unsolicited sex post
>>42033192She's picking up on what men refuse to do
You're just a midwit and she's actually smart. I have this problem too at both ends - I'm smarter than my wife but we have a friend that's a genius (phd from Harvard) that we fuck.
>>42033192You're a telepathic broadcaster. Try sleeping in another house for a night and try to contact her and masturbate with her. Your telepathic link to her might be why you're together.
>>42034039you're just a broadcaster, a loud one at that. I've been able to do this to pretty much anybody if there is enough emotional intent behind it.
>>42033192try it with the lottery
>>42033192>SexhaverBegone hylic.
