A celebratory thread for the end of the worldAn epitaph for humanity: “We reached for the stars,and taught the sky how to burn.Here lie the ashes of humankind.”
would be just my luck if the aliens rush in and disable all the nukes
>>42040717Nothing ever happens
>>42040740You said that yesterday and looked what happened?>just give up and accept that we’ve arrived to our destination.
>>42040770It'll blow over in two weeks like the 12 day meme war
>>42040848Not this time champ, get comfy.
>>42040851I ordered a Death Note and it's supposed to be delivered in two weeksIf the happening ends before it arrives don't say I didn't tell you so
Shoobenacadie SamWe've been waiting for you Where the kisses are hers and hers and his Three Company Two
The End
>>42041315>when you see it
>>42040717>Iran promised a big attack>it turns out to be a wet fartNothing happens
>>42041412you think its not underway? don't get on any planes
>>42041423I think Iran is a paper tiger and has no consequential means of retaliating and nothing they've brought about so far has changed this
>>42042303>and has no consequential means of retaliatingStrait of Hormuz. Iran shutting it down will tank oil prices across the entire globe, forcing other nations to get involved. I think all wars are fake and gay personally. But this aspect shouldn't be ignored as it's a critical point in the plot as to why this conflict will be global.
>>42042303>no consequential means of retaliatingthey never have. don't get on any planes.
we tried to harness the power of the stars, one we figured out the other half.. the universe has shut us down
>>42042303If that were true we wouldn’t need to see it repeated online
>>42040717We're definitely at a cosmic shift. Now, is humankind going to end? Is there going to be a new dark age? Or a new golden age after the storm? Only time will tell.
>>42041102This.
>>42040770>Two shit hole countries in a shit hole part of the world are blowing each other up again.. for the millionth time DUDE WHOAAAAAA this is craaaaazyyyyyy!
>>42040717the world is not ending retard
>>42042411probably not no, but theres a pressure building and i don't want to be anywhere close when it pops
>>42040717humanity will continue even if there is a nuclear war life finds a way even if things get worse they get better eventually
>>42042337They only way to achieve that is if the USS Abraham Lincoln gets sunk so that the US can't provide naval air cover for commercial ships but seeing as the Iranian Navy is being sunk with no resistance that seems like it has a snowball's chance in hell of happening
>>42040717I fucking wish but why would anything good happen?
>>42042303You wish Shlomo, israel is getting its ass raped.
>>42044827I swear anons don’t check out the news or seek alternative news or else they wouldn’t of said that.>anons are in denial that it’s going to get worse.We’ll see starving people kill each other for food in our life time :c
>>42045099i don't mind going down, but we better be able to take our masters with us, they don't get to build paradise off our death anymore.
>>42041315it never ends. it never began.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hKdfReE0qds
>>42045424It’s a cycle…. Probably
>>42045743oh i hope its like adventure time.
NUKES AND APOPHIS AND TRUMP, OH MY!
>Mulnos The Rash. The spawn of two krelniks would have had more grace and kindness than you. You hurt everyone. With words or hands or tools, it did not matter. For this we are sorry.>Though we deserved better from you, so too did you deserve better from us. You died hungry and alone, in the between spaces. You scarcely had a bed, and no quarters to call your own.>I commit, now, your soul to the stars, the home of your ancestors. I commit, now, your body to the earth, the home of their ancestors. I hope you find the peace you deserved in life, somehow.>May the Starkeeper bless your passing.>May the Starkeeper bless your ancestors.>May the Starkeeper bless us all.
>>42040735They won't. They have always been observers.
>>42045746I hope when we die we get to enter paracosms/realities of our own creation. >>42045763That was beautiful.
>>42045801Correct, anything other than that is a psyop.>but we both know why their observing us right?>spooky shit….
>>42045822If they're an advanced race, then they would know that any interference with our ecosystem could potentially fuck it up entirely. Best to observe.
>>42045887True true, but they could be time traveling and messing with us is messing with the past..
>>42045898If time travel is a factor, then as we know any small alterations to the timeline will change the course of events. They'd be stuck in their own infinite loop trying to fix it or fuck it up, lol.
>>42041315I know that gay blowjob
https://youtu.be/1ruPmXpy7Kc?si=2ioZ-nsrarMr321R
>>42045099Iran is already asking for negotiations it isn't happening
>>42046424Sources or its propaganda?
>>42046424That’s funny because Jerusalem is being bombed as we speak.
I think the fact Russia allowed Assad to be deposed, and have now allowed Iran to be regime changed, (in conjunction with everyone allowing Pakistan to go to war with Afghanistan) is just proof of a reshuffling of the global order. Nothing meaningful will actually change. The US is just ceding their influence in Europe to Putin because Ukraine proved Europe is more than capable of dealing with Russia by themselves. Putin will be dead or deposed sooner rather than later. Trump threatened the Greenland nonsense and alienated NATO to appease Putin (because he has dirt on him) and because the people that call his shots (Israel and the Saudis) know that Russia giving up their influence in the Middle East in exchange for America giving up their influence in Europe is infinitely more beneficial in the long term. The simultaneous consolidation of control over South America is no coincidence. The CIA and defense industry have decided that China won in Africa. They're willing to take all of South America and the Middle East in exchange. The funniest thing about all of this is that every single country with a secret nuclear program just cranked it into number one priority overdrive if they hadn't already.
The prophecies of the Bible are being fulfilled its incredible how a book over two thousand years old can be so precise
>>42040717>and taught the sky how to burn.should have worked "what it is to burn" into this line instead for the sick Finch reference
>>42046481Jerusalem is a nothingburger>>42046478"Anonymous sources close to the Iranian leadership" make of that what you will
oh sweet summer child, if you knew astrology you would know this war is going to end in july when the minor grand trine happens, also known as barbaults basket>According to renowned French astrologer André Barbault, 2026 is a pivotal, highly positive turning point of the 21st century. Following the, turbulent 2020s, 2026 marks a, major, transformative era, characterized by a, beneficial "Barbault Basket" formation, signaling a, shift toward, collective, harmony, technological leaps, and, global, reorganization. so dont worry about a thinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApAth15BXVc
>>42040770>looked what happened1. you're an esl donkey 2. nothing fucking happened
>>42047270This
>>42041412Israel is literally shitting its pants and crying right now. They're malding about Iran breaking "war rules" (lol) that they broke 20 times over in palestine.The jews killed their messiah because he told them what they needed to hear, not what they wanted to hear.They are a godless people.
>>42047270Stars don’t predict the future we just attach meaning to patterns when it comes to astrology, however humans create and shale reality via perception.I go against my zodiac sign and I laugh at others when they try to say I’m x or I’m y, However things can be set into motion and in this case humanity has chosen to end themselves with fire.Ask yourself if we actively shape reality through perception…. What happens when theres a massive loss in that perception?
>>42048618>shaleShape
>>42046652apologize
I want to die in the first wave
>>42048622I love the shape of it
>>42042394rememeber the 5G 2025 ascension guys, quite quiet now.
>>42049118>5Gas in the phones?
>>42049118>>42049742i mean't 5D, nice slip lol.
Daily reminder that nothing will happen
>>42040717God I wish it would be over already.
I better wake up to some nuclear blasts tomorrow OP
i bet all you bummers would be clinging to life like rats if things did get dire.
>>42050028no, I've been dead for years
A nuclear war on Earth would be Casus Belli for an Alien Invasion. Fuck around and find out
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>>42050841>>42051123The extraterrestrials will just wait till the first nukes are dropped and the most powerful nations are wiped off the map before invading what remains of the survivors. And it will be a dystopian golden age for the higher beings who will rule over the earth
>>42051146Interesting theory
https://youtu.be/AGeDnlsrq0Q?si=oKeyX_wGRwtiDW8E
>>42042394The dark age is the golden age
>>42041315Formerly Chuck's
