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Chaos magician here. Picrel is what is inspiring my sigil for the blood moon tomorrow. I'm just gonna draw a circle and write the letters "BLD MN" (can't use vowels, the vowels have negative letter magick that negates the positive letter magick from the consonants)

What's the best way for me to masturbate to it? I know chaos magicians are divided over how you're supposed to masturbate to your sigils. Some people say you're supposed to look at the sigil briefly while you're gooning to something sufficiently paranormal, like traps or loli, others say you're supposed to keep your undivided attention on the sigil. I try to do things about half and half. So I goon to traps and loli for like one minute, then I switch over to the squiggle drawing for a minute, then I just keep going back and forth.

So yeah, magick is definitely in the air tomorrow, lol
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>>42047128
>(can't use vowels, the vowels have negative letter magick that negates the positive letter magick from the consonants)
good to know. any more advice, explanations, tips & tricks to beginners?
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>>42047128

>What's the best way for me to masturbate to it?

Woah, hold on there for a second! First we gotta clarify a few things. For example, are you more a left hand or a right hand type...
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>>42047128
>I'm just gonna draw a circle and write the letters "BLD MN"

...BALD MAN?
there must be better magic to grow yer hair back than rubbing yourself to moeblobs while babbling at the moon
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>>42047128
How is loli paranormal?
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>>42047128
>What's the best way for me to masturbate to it? I know chaos magicians are divided over how you're supposed to masturbate to your sigils. Some people say you're supposed to look at the sigil briefly while you're gooning to something sufficiently paranormal, like traps or loli, others say you're supposed to keep your undivided attention on the sigil. I try to do things about half and half. So I goon to traps and loli for like one minute, then I switch over to the squiggle drawing for a minute, then I just keep going back and forth.
Whichever works, the main point is getting as deep into that state of gnosis as possible when firing off the sigil. Personally, I can't jerk off to my sigils exclusively since I got into the game late and still need tits and ass to get myself going.
I am curious what you're hoping to accomplish with "BLD MN", though. A powerful celestial event, and you're just going to make a metaphysical comment about it instead of, say, empowering a vampiric servitor or communing with natural spirits?
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>>42047128
bro just go dance under the sky it's way faster.
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>>42047128
>BLD MN
BALD MAN
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>>42047128
You can sacrifice blood to a bronze altar of fire while masturbating and spilling one's seed. You could utter rabbinic prayers in defilement of a yiddish rite and then use it to provoke a ancient Semitic storm deity into causing a natural disaster.
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>>42047693
>chaos magick but with extra steps
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>cummies magic with no cummies
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>>42047128
>BLD MN
Cmon now
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>>42047128
Kill yourself nigger.
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>>42047128
>Some people say you're supposed to look at the sigil briefly while you're gooning to something sufficiently paranormal, like traps or loli
Why? It doesn't make sense to me. Everything I read said to keep your focus on what you want and visualize it already done with absolutely nothing else on your mind.
And what is paranormal about trannies and lolis?

Anyway, I once read something about the "dam effect" in a book about sorcery that may apply to chaos magic. Imagine a big rock in a river, and you have to move the rock using only the water, but the flow of the river is too weak to move the rock. So you build a dam, you let a lot of water accumulate, then you suddenly release the water, and now it is strong enough to move the rock. You must do the same when casting a spell, so your weak magic energy becomes much stronger and has a lot more effect. In your case, you accumulate while fapping, then suddenly release when cumming.
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Israel will destroy the Dome of the Rock to build the Third Temple for the Antichrist
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>>42047128
You sound more like a twilight moon magician to me.
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>>42047128
>Chaos magician here
>What's the best way for me to masturbate
>chaos magicians are divided over how you're supposed to masturbate

you fuckin apprentice. every single time. anon, I am going to spoonfeed this to you. firstly, you need to read Almasy's Alchemy Deciphered to get a grasp on the slang they used. secondly, through your dilligent study, you will find the recipe for the cum/sweat/piss and sometimes blood spagyric potion. when performing the calicination step with your precipitated bodily fluids, that will end up as the "stone" in the end result. the whole entire point of the old timer alchemists for doing this was to build up several liters of extracted personal essence for use in their workings.

in your case, you are just pumpin' and dumpin' you fuckin young buck full of piss and vinegar. that way, instead of beating off to your crossword puzzle cartoons, you can have a woman drain your balls for you because she will be into wizardy 100%, or a digital succubus to insulate you from a spiritual succubus. using the blowjob to spagyric technique, you will find that you have a ready reserve of concentrated personal essence to sprinkle on whatever chucklefuck thing you are doing. once you get that far, you can also start making use of all your accumulated synchronicities, which you haven't even mentioned.

also, it's khaos.
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>>42049716
That's real fuckin nice and all Archimedes but not every magician has the time or patience to fuck with the old magicks when utilizing sexual energy works for most modern wizardry needs.
Don't get me wrong, I'm glad guys like you are keeping the old ways alive, and I agree OP probably should learn basic alchemy if he wants to make the most of future celestial events, but the blood moon is tomorrow and his magick is going to be enhanced either way, so don't start hemming and hawing about young whippersnappers and their modern spellings.
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think tonight it's my ex gf's older sister and her boudoir wedding pics which are clearly sex magicka fueled or a slavic girl like Jia Lissa.

I think I have to leave it up to a roulette wheel thoughever
I alternate between the deep spiritual imagery and the images of these succubi in a tantric way, it becomes something I cannot control and my eyes will dart between what it wants because it is not me who is truly gooning but my greater.
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>>42049829
>That's real fuckin nice and all Archimedes
fuckin kek. I'll stop being surly.

>blood moon is tomorrow
well this is what OP gets for not having his potion inventory up to snuff. if he wants to participate in the big lunar rituals, he is going to have to prepare. none of this last minue tug the slug shit. too late to masturbate- that's the line in the sand between chucklefucks and professionals.

it's called semen "retention" for a reason. just because you are "retaining" it in a hermetically sealed ethanol spagyric doesn't change what the essence is. besides, men have a monthly period and they piss out all the accumulated essence that month anyway, same as women. we call it blue balls and cloudy piss, but it's the same cycle. anyone who has ever lived in an all male context knows.

besides, there will be more blood moons, and if OP is serious, he will start building his potion inventory now to prepare for the next lunar event.
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Oh haaayy!

Chaos magician here. Picrel is what's inspirin' my sigil for the blood moon tomorrah. I'm just gon' draw a circle and write the letters "BLD MN" (cain't use vowels, they got's that negative letter magick that negates the positive letter magick from those consonants)

What's the best way for me to masturbate to it, y'all? I know they's chaos magicians out there all in a conniption fit over how you' supposed to masturbate to your sigils. Some people say y'all supposed to look at the sigil briefly while you's goonin' n' stuff to something paranormal, like traps or loli, others say you's ain't supposed to take your attention off that sigil. I try to do things about half and half. So I goon to traps and loli for like one minute, then I just do a switcheroo over to that lil' squiggle drawing for a minute, then I just keep going back and forth.

Yaayy wizards, magick is definitely in the airrrr tomorrooooowww
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>>42049950
your memetic induction is on fuckin point anon.
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>>42049950
>So I goon to traps and loli for like one minute, then I just do a switcheroo over to that lil' squiggle drawing for a minute, then I just keep going back and forth.
try diet porn. that dollar store porn shit you are using will rot your brain.

get some diet lesbian porn. nothing too frilly, just good old intense lesbo action. at least then you will be somewhat clear of the influence of other men in the porn along with the wackadoo cartoon shit coming from the mental bowels of some degen nipponese smut artist.
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>>42047128
>masturbate
why not just find a camslut who is down to do a livestream of her sucking your wizard cock for your chaos magic blood moon spell?

do you have any fucking clue how many big tiddy goth sluts would be down to succubus your incubus?
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>>42049955
Oh gracious, thank you kindly, I had to look that memetic sumthin'orother up. Anyface, have a (you).
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>>42047128
I think I'm going to pray to God for the destruction of Israel while this is going on. I may call upon Elijah like I have in the past.
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>>42050030
>while this is going on
which part, the masturbation or the blood moon?
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>>42047128
I'm going to make a ritual pact on it. I'm thinking this is how it will work
I will get an immortal demigod body. In exchange, every full moon my body gets possessed and becomes a servant for it. Whatever happens isn't my fault.

Seems like a fair deal?
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>>42047128
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>>42050087
What exactly do you have to offer any spirit strong enough to make such a pact? Most of us aren't interesting enough for routine possession.
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>>42050124
>Spirit gets a body for like a day every once in a while.
What it does is its business???
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>>42050058
The latter.
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/r/ that dead end sign pic with a naked man butt and an eclipse pls



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