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The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls, and tenement halls...

https://youtu.be/4fWyzwo1xg0?si=llBkgZHszwBVlPQ_
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https://youtu.be/fzxag7U3Snk
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Bad things happen when a crazy person has nukes.
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>>42060313
Everyone who has nukes is crazy.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOMm5oWEvHY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gA1YkfvVFiM
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>>42060294
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Dis cos tan
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https://youtu.be/nU4OIAYwo5g?si=mPTq1OVaVaVE9e_x
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CHOOOOO CHOOOOOO
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>>42060373
Your parents probably made you to that song.
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https://youtu.be/MAZHM6ER7b0
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El oh El...Shaddai.
El oh El...Gibbor.
El oh El........Elyon.

Yirat10000 El Elyon.
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https://youtu.be/cE6wxDqdOV0?si=c9Q_h3f19gfrMNm2
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(10,000 septillion degrees) x (55,555 Pentatillion) = X_____×
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Taco B EL l will help you do the DEW with a Ba JA Blast.

https://youtu.be/K-XAjEyrqOs
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From ashes we came and to ashes we will return. We are all Nobody.
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>>42060542
Asses to asses; bust to bust.
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https://suno.com/song/0289dbfc-a54a-4334-aa64-693cb37c7420
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https://youtu.be/cUustCmdBNo

>There's an old saying in Tennessee, I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee… that says, fool me once, shame on… shame on you. Fool me… you can't get fooled again.
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For from bust did you cum and to bust you shall revturn.
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In the sweat of thy face shall thy eat ass, til thou revturn to bust.
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>>42060542
https://youtu.be/7Bq5s2oRp24
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https://youtu.be/525TscClHwo?si=fykXfRTZ5VyJqEnx
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNh7oj6g38s
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Big things are happening!
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>>42060604
Like what!

https://youtu.be/nWKPYs54INA
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>>42060604
REAL BIG

https://youtu.be/dp9ch-dAKk0
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Ice was a test run
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>>42060620
>>42060604

Nothing ever happens
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338,000
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>>42060620

https://youtu.be/rFz59Jmgewk?si=JKVx04iih92oKo-c
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>>42060311

The Nobody is a leaf.
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>>42060642
https://youtu.be/9iCd6UHR-3I
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>>42060313
Things in the Middle East are not going well. It would have really been nice if more people had listened to Jesus
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Scumbag General
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>>42060673
You’ll fit right in :^)
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>>42060373
Bit ch as ho
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>>42060673
and you believe yourself exempt from such a statement?
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>why doesn't one guy take away all our free will and magically fix everything for us

reality check
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>>42060673
Scummgang General

https://youtu.be/gAs9HZC9c7Y
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>>42060676
Nothing scumbag about me
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>>42060673
Pussy nigga
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>My grandfather rode a camel, my father rode a camel, I ride a Mercedes, my son rides a Land Rover, and my grandson is going to ride a Land Rover…but my great-grandson is going to have to ride a camel again.

We might need to adjust our timeline here.
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>>42060690
Haven't shown an ounce of pussy but you sure have. You know what they do to guys that run their mouth but can't back it up in prison?
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TO SURVIVE the APOcolypse we GOT to keep on TOP of this
TO SURVIVE the APOcolypse we GOT to keep on TOP of this
TO SURVIVE the APOcolypse we GOT to keep on TOP of this
TO SURVIVE the APOcolypse we GOT to keep on TOP of this
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>>42060692
riding a camel sounds like way more fun than what we're doing now
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>>42060696
Become their mentor and teach them to play fun games like dominoes and help them work out?
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>>42060699
to survive apo got top
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>>42060294

Have you never heard of the traveler from the distant state of Yue? When he had been away from his homeland for a few days, he was glad whenever he saw an acquaintance. When he had been away for a fortnight or a month, he was delighted to see anyone he had even met with in his home country. After a year, he was delighted to see anyone who even resembled anyone he had met there. Was this not because he missed his countrymen more and more deeply the longer he was away? Now imagine someone who had fled to the empty wastelands, where tangles of goosefeet and woodbine block the paths even of the weasels and polecats who hop from spot to spot through the wastes. How delighted he would be if he were to hear the stomping of human footsteps, and how much more so if he were to catch a sound in the breeze of his brothers and relatives chatting and chuckling somewhere nearby! How long indeed it must have been since my lord has heard even the chatting and chuckling of a Genuine Human anywhere near him!
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When you loosh the looshers
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I think you guys should quadrupole down
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>>42060714
Loosh isn't real, some old retard made it up in the 80s.
You hurt people to feel powerful because you got molested, not because loosh is real lmao

https://youtu.be/fBj10NZhFBU
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Quadrupoling down confirmed when she said this
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>>42060704
Andrew Tate seems to be having lots of fun.

https://youtu.be/4sCXkpZsBRg
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"it'll happen when you least expect it"

"You will see fish"

>Shakin and quakin in my lizard skins
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>>42060699
I think people will become progressively grumpier as the likelihood of full scale nuclear exchange increases.
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>>42060720
IM GONNA

IM GOOOOONA

QUAAAAAAAADRUPLE
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What? Go on
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>>42060738
Jessica quit 4chan, you are now bestgirl. Show us your tits.
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>>42060738
It will happen when I least expect it won't it?

>I knew it.
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>>42060714
Skill based archonism.
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>>42060735
Is this you being retarded again?
Imagine being such lowly jealous bitches any symbol you see you immediately interpret it as a bad thing. Because you're jealous of the other person? You realize that's the lowliest state of mind right?
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How many cats does it take to topple a 60,000 year running metaphorical empire?
Just one
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Something Something black flag over the dome
something something.
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>>42060744
I blame myself, I could have fixed her.
When you're a leader you have to take responsibility.
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>>42060750
Shit they toppled themselves by being retarded if they even toppled which I don't lmao
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>>42060744
Jessica will be back. Don’t forget, your here forever.
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>How does it feel to be cursed and attacked by my psychic army, The Nobody?
>you were attacking me?
>why?
What the fuck is the nobody's problem?
I put everything I had into that hex
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>>42060709
This is very easy to imagine. Why do you disattenuate from the relation?
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>>42060754
What sorts of buffs/stat boosts does the black flag give?
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>>42060754
This isn't even the current thing. Nothing ever happens. Propagandistic value, 0
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>>42060754
Something, something

Something, something

"Chuchuchuchuchuchuchuchu mouth sound while I think of what to say next"

And you are the one talking shit about how other people talk or text.. like wtf lmao
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>>42060726
I've heard about that person and I really doubt he's ever had fun
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>>42060754
Oh no! I heard the black flag gives plus 4 invulnerable saves!
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>>42060759
https://youtu.be/-ZQk3ig-i_s
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>>42060759
Your soul (the energy source) won't cooperate with you attacking their ruling family.
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How long do you think it would take to sandblast a pedo's dick off?
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>>42060759
It's already been returned I feel nothing. Bout to go to subway
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>>42060757
Its over. The metrics are clear cut. They can larp in an empty square and perform the dance, but every move just accelerates the inevitable because the bunch got distracted by a cat
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>>42060773
Cutting mics.
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>>42060773
we talkin tip down, or straight through?
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Only problem I have is my blood pressure being raised from dealing with a bunch of tardos honestly.
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>>42060768
No way! You heard about the top G?

https://youtu.be/ojC_bLtbS3g
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>>42060774
>subway
Don't do that to yourself.
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>>42060773
I don't know, we'll have to fill your mouth with sand and find out.
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Does the Nobody click on youtube links if they have a good image attached?
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>>42060781
I've tried to avoid it
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>>42060774
How about you don’t?
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>>42060783
Damn someone screenshot this
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>>42060759
His aura is basically a fucking WALL.
If you want to deal with him, you'll have to go fight him in person (He'll kill you).
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>>42060787
How about you stop being bad
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>>42060784
No. YouTube is a boomer tier missing link propaganda medium saturated with crap. Nobody deliberately clicks on obvious propaganda
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>>42060779
Dealer's choice.
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>>42060784
idk maybe if its some kind of aesthetic looking whore or a really iconic looking cat prolly
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>>42060789
They already said it would happen when I least expect it. They told me that exact same statement 5 years ago too

Kekekek
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>>42060773
Probably not that long since it’s probably small.
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>>42060797
IKR?
Mine barely fits in adults. They must like kids because otherwise it's like a hotdog down a hallway.
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>>42060773
Shoving them into the blast chamber is it's own reward.
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This is going to get very ugly.

https://youtu.be/YqD1sp4jgfY
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>>42060806
>60806
Nice palindrome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIty7RqbF9o
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I pooped on their ritual and they stopped

Keke
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>>42060777
Oh no they’ll probably destroy each other, wipe out most of their respective populations and permanently ruin their economies in the process.
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>>42060807
That black looks like his butthole hurts and Epstein is sort of behind him

Hahahahahaahahahahahahahahva
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>>42060813
Black guy* sorry I almost died laughing or was that the dew heat beam of death I'm not sure
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>>42060777
>>42060812
Their egos relied entirely on the idea that they were the best of the best. Finding out in such a humiliating way that they aren't did more than bruise them.
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>>42060793
What a mean thing to say.

https://youtu.be/-uDxF5q0V9s
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>>42060808
Interesting, I see 808 like the drum machine.
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>>42060807

idk things seem really fucking horrific already
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I don't have to quick on YouTube links because I use 4chan x and have it setup to embed
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drug_discrimination

I just smoked passionflower and I want to smoke some more via foil. Supposedly the harmaline will cause one to hallucinate. I feel relaxed
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Getting spooky right?
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>>42060831
Living in Revelations? Yeah it's unfortunate
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzHuCDDzP-E

WHAT RINGS YOU GOT, BITCH?
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>>42060812
Very unlikely. The 48% threshold was overpassed sometimes in Q4 '25. And with every boomer hitting the grave the illusion of control over the situation becomes more obvious. In July this year the materialization of 60 years straight fuck ups goes live
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>>42060831
It's been going like this for a while now.
It'd be spookier if it stopped.
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>Jacob Boehme says you are the Devil

also spooky
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>>42060837

Bit of a bummer you will never get a real job
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>>42060825
Cry more. Its what it is. Did you really think that YouTube, a 20th century emulating missing link propaganda medium is forever going to be hip? End yourself boomer
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>>42060807
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We won’t need jobs where we’re going.
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Y'all glowchodes are like the best entertainment in the world
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>>42060851
I had real jobs before, and it's not like I'm running out of time. I'm here forever, don't forget
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The Nobody is a ______.
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>>42060852
Now you've done it, you've hurt my feelings, I'm not going to post any more youtube links for you.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2zzrga_n_0

>If I'm trash, then you're scum
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I find it funny how literally the only ones calling other people demons are demons themselves lmao
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>>42060821
It has become economically rational to genocide the epistemic community of central planners and their rat tail. "Humiliation" is not the core issue, ending in unmarked mass graves is a very real option
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>>42060879
We're all demons.

https://youtu.be/KNMRrVcgHq0
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>>42060879
Watching them tear each other apart in the name of teamwork is hilarious.
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https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=n1_71ZWtwjE
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>>42060880
Oh yeah. He would definitely do it. Zero question there.
They call him a monster for a reason.
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>>42060870
Good. Never clicked on them anyway.
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>>42060874
I made this song for you

https://voca.ro/1hADvVIvimuN
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I, I - I ... I I eye IIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIlllIII|||||IIllII mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>42060888
Because of his 6 inch monster dong?
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>>42060313
Have you ever seen a house fire anon? Sometimes there is nothing you can do but watch and weep.
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>>42060901
That must be it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWMPVn1kgIQ
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>>42060900
https://youtu.be/aMYko7FmkuM
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We’re so close to the singularity and then TPTB just had to go and fuck everything up. I think I’ve heard this story before.

https://youtu.be/R9x8BH3YclQ
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gggggGGGGGgGOGOOGOGOGGOGOOOOOOOOOOONNNNINGGGGG
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>>42060910
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>>42060888
He? Given the chance or rather the confirmation of relative low risk with high profit over 50% would do it, and as said it has become economically rational. Every central planner, every actor that leeched off the tit of the future and assigned himself legislative privileges on the same tit is millions of liabilities off the books
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Goonsquad. ASSEMBLE
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>>42060914
>Vader is basically a walking corpse
>Most of his body is straight-up gone
>Still somehow one of the most powerful force users
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>>42060794
so i've never used a sand blaster. i asked that question out of naivety. judging by this video, it wouldn't make much of a difference.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/M_CKyBkh10A

it'd get obliterated almost instantly.

but what if we use a simple, handmade sandblaster? that'd take longer which I'm sure is what we both want. with that, i think it could take minutes to go tip down.
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>>42060905
I'm just messing with you and I have no clue who you even are btw. People should stop assuming anyone does
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Please apple sauce
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It's crazy how kind God is, he gave most of us not one but two hands perfectly aligned to beat off with.
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>>42060918
IDK, there are a lot of pedos to go through.
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>>42060902
>please stop making Revelations real

they are just going to keep calling us schizophrenic
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Did y'all like my fart song

I didn't use AI btw, it was real skill
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On another level. Multifaceted. Multitalented. Too good, too ahead. Goddam.
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>>42060925
true, but it's not like we'd have to do them one at a time
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>>42060920
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release the Malcolm in the middle files
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>>42060930
Please, I'm just a hero, there's no need to build me any statues or pray to me.

https://youtu.be/4mDBzvCdnPU
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anotha day anotha 'clypse
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Eating some skittles and thinking about how nothing they tried has worked over 40 years now and laughing about it
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RWr3x9llJY
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>It all started with me
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>>42060914
https://youtu.be/CSI4Vy3Sy2s
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>>42060939
>turning it off and on again
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6 seconds
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>>42060943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Z8mgkqjq90
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Ave!!! Ave!!! Ave!!!

All hail and prostrate before the Most Holy Queen of Tartarus, Kildalti NorthHorn!!!

Greatest Hemomancer!!!!!
Greatest Aeromancer!!!!!
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https://youtu.be/K5d3cv-5pE0
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My Wife gotta Scythe to "end" ya life.
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>>42060917
Kek. He was granted the title Darth for killing himself, instead of his master. Darth Malgus earned it right.
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>>42060840
Yay!
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>>42060960
He earned it by being stupidly OP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znVxyZ85X7I
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Craft an imaginary rocket and let your imagination reach the sky!
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>>42060959
i wish i had a scythe so i could sell it and become a billionaire in old school runescape
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>>42060953
She wants to bully my prostate?

https://youtu.be/bC3jD_l6q48
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Lawyer time
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Imagine an open field. There's just one brick placed. Off to the side, there is a mountain of bricks.
Taking shelter in this mountain isn't wise...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mp28JPs25ek
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>>42060970
Dude I realized that you remind me of that frog pepe right there and at that moment I realized you were a canibal
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It's better to be constructive than to procrastinate... There's always something to do, even while posting in these threads. Exercising is an easy one
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inside every man there's a beast that should be exercised
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>Are you a CANnibal or a CAN'Tibal?
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>>42060976
I eat ass but not like that!
B-baka!
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Gooning
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https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=cL2IZ6-QvjU
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>>42060981
>inside every man there's a beast
That is illegal.
That's not what dogs are for brother.
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>>42060930
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Nsnx3uAJcE
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>>42060990
>there's no way Zeno isn't at the very least a clone of Wesker
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>>42060976
You're just stoned, remember?
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I need three able bodied men and a supple twink. Tonight we hunt for hippo.
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>>42060992
>dogs
How about tapeworms then?
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Too late I’m afraid
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>>42060970

Y-you must be a very special jiva to be able to respond to my post..... ..
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>>42060918
What's wrong with an angle grinder? Impact driver with a wirewheel? They're likely to panic and flee, so the blaster is a good choice, it keeps em contained.
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>>42061007
Post Santa Claus feet.
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>>42060994
SPOILERS I haven’t gotten to that part yet
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Brightening as the days darken.
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>>42060993
That freebie is what got him his freedom in the end.
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>>42060784
I follow my heart
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Guys, what if Jon Snow is actually royalty?!
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>>42061014

Anytime! Afterall I can't be de-feeted.
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"my shushu itches he must have cast a magic spell on me"

>You are mentioning DEWs because people keep bringing them up, and they are confirmed to exist?! You crazy!

Kek
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>>42060980
I agree. That's why I just purchased the AKAI Professional MPKMini™ 4. Ultra portable and ultra dynamic; so I can vibe and let my creative musical juices flow while waiting for Godot.
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>>42061029
Can all bald people do that?
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https://youtu.be/xpUwhaokFd8
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Believes in magic spells that cause itchy shushu

>Doesn't believe in actual tech that exists and is known about
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>>42061025
Jon Snow knows nothing.
It is known Khaleesi.
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>>42061025
other royalty will still mock him for being a bastard
lmao

human nature doesn't disappoint
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>>42061037
If knowledge is what makes a king, then we could all be kings.
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>>42060901

It has been zero days since 4cham has discussed the guys cock
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Why y'all hitting her shushu with DEWs guys, that shit is fucked up. Itchiness secondary effects of it obviously
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>>42061042
A nation of philosopher kings...
Why does that sound familiar?
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>>42061041
Hard to do that when he impales you on his blade.
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I don't care!
she's beautiful to Me!!
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>>42061047
I wouldn't worry about it
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>tfw time travellers who knew I'd be itchy for a bit are trying to gaslight me by travelling back in time to before I was itchy to make me think DEW are real and work on me

Very funny guys but my mind is a fortress.
I simply prenored your attempt.
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>In this world, is the destiny of mankind controlled by some transcendental entity or law? Is it like the hand of God hovering above? At least, it is true that man has no control, even over his own will
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>>42061006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyJat1RGPi4
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>>42061049
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYrKYETorM8
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>>42061028
>shushu

gregre
yuuyuu
bttbtt
hrrhrr
onioni
caqcaq
jaljal
xfwxfw
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>>42061014

Ask and ye shall receive.....
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Lmfao
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>>42061064
10/10 Santa post
EARTHSHATTERING
>and he's even standing at the North Pole
I physically can't deal with this level of based
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>>42061057
"Fly away" in Japanese means to orgasm.
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Just sayin and all..
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>>42061073
Yes yes I know you know that I know you're watching my screen, it's no big deal.
Do you want to watch a movie with me?

https://youtu.be/9OZ-yNdKw3o
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The difference between a criminal and a king is the crown.
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>>42061069
Ahhh La petite mort

https://youtu.be/OO3e2E3nCvM
>>
onions shush onion genie
gka gregr klqkl sulqu
ygm yuuyu gisgi waisa
brd bttbt rvprv xfvpf
hnl hrrhr nvjnv zpvjp
cfs caqca flufl gslus
jkk jalja kbokb mpbop
xzu xfwxf zcczc decce
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If they make some vague post that lets you know they are listening to your phone mic...

Don't say anything, pick your phone up, and blow in the mic with the biggest blast of air you can muster

;D
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Stakkin' "packies" in the presence of Kala.....
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>>42061086
https://youtu.be/ZKacHpM8yTc
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>>42061079
Sounds really nice but I don't know you
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Wait, I didn't mean ancient Egyptian royalty!
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https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=2X-AF7fOzW0
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>>42060926
They do not have genuine popular support. Many people are apathetic based on media inertia. They think it will just blow over like last time and they will be able to go back to sportsball.
The midterms are an impossible deadline and if they decide (quite likely imho) to force a 'sacrifice/blood spilled' narrative then they need to find as many blue team casualties as possible in the shortest period of time. Ideally in ground combat because recovery of bodies and prisoners will fuel a blank cheque AUMF. Given Iran's current tactical situation, they have no effective way to deter this pyrrhic engagement theory.
Its likely Israel will escalate region wide false flags to compensate for any Iranian restraint/incapacity. The most dangerous risk/reward option on the table right now is for Iran to beg/borrow/steal a credible nuclear deterrent. The least dangerous is to evacuate their cities, absorb the attacks until November, and attempt to win a political influence campaign in the meantime. The only thing Netanyahu fears is the loss of the Israeli grid. A blackout threatens his domestic propaganda machine and forces all government energy to be redirected inwards. If Iran is going to fight, that will probably be their primary target. Either way this is Netanyahu's war, along with his entire cabal, and their messianic desire for regional hegemony is going to kill tens of millions of people.
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>>42061096
Do you realize what you've done!?!

https://youtu.be/s7sCJ75ZXrw
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>>42061081
>his power comes from a funny hat
>>
A noble from an old family speaks to a man who was just given a title for fighting in a war
>You are not real nobles because you do not have great ancestors!
>You're right. We ARE the great ancestors!
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>>42061104
Unfortunately

https://youtu.be/fzRrPJZ1u3g
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>>42061078
always liked yu yu hakusho more
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>>42061064

https://youtu.be/_vGK008c_rA?si=K52jRtd5YGG5UBQf
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dude weed
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>>42061117
That room always gave me the creeps.
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>>42060294
Learn to raise yours...
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>>42061125
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>>42061114
Oh ok, you obviously know exactly what you've done, carry on.

https://youtu.be/LeiFF0gvqcc
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>>42060699
https://youtu.be/sX9ubj8LjhU?si=NWpJ_HBqFHB72UU_
https://youtu.be/wlbbT0yyeCg?si=vkLJS4LQAQiiaIKx
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So glonky lol
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>>42061104
>The pillar men eat vampires
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>>42060722
Energy is everything lil bro
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https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=asnFj5YFArw
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https://youtu.be/-PeeDCnoG3k
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmJU5COlVa8
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>>42060754
God I hate religious retards. They're gonna destroy the whole world over their bullshit
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I could really use some Devine revelation right now.
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>>42061142
>Pee
It was foretold, in the ancient prophecy; the pee pee, the poo poo
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>>42061152
>ancient prophecy
lmao, that old comic we wrote?
historians are so funny
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>>42061148
. You need a little danger in your life. Take a fucking chance once in a while will you? What are you gonna do? Play with your prick for another 30 years? What, are you gonna read People’s Magazine and eat at Wendy’s till the end of time? Take a fucking chance!
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>>42061157
>is retarded
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>>42061166
That movie was great.
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You are not the Nobody if you are not currently looksmaxxing.
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>>42061047
Not you guys.
You guys qualify as the wannabes.
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The Samson option is not going to work guys
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>>42061157
I remember a gift given to me to give to you in the past, now, in the future present.

https://youtu.be/wawxL32D4tA
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>>42061169
Do you even have a Mac mini?
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Fight! Fight! Fight!
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>>42061175
nice try glowie. im not answering that question.
>>
>>
I think I'll send an email and letter to 10 different countries and ask for asylum while also telling them what's going on
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>>42061166
Jube never half-assed it, he used his whole ass.
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Since you dumb fucks can't just leave people alone and fuck off
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>>42061169
>tfw no low taper fade

https://youtu.be/O9iMoajwxkU
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>>42061179
Me?! A glowie?! How dare you!
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>>42061190
I'll make sure I let them know I'm blacklisted for absolutely no reason as well. Either way letters and emails are going out. They will at least know who I am
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https://youtu.be/fyx_VkXOzzQ
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hope the one who tapped into my mind enjoys the ride.
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>>42061201
We're just getting started
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>>42061199
ai already made them and I just sent them
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>>42061201
https://youtu.be/Vk636YTlxeM
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>>42061208
brrrrrrrrrrrruce!
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Done putting up with this stupid shit
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Let me see
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>>42061213
>>
Kindly
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I made sure to put that I made all the proper reports to the right channels and that shit was trashed
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>>42061219
What was, bro?
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>>42061202
I hope space mommy saves me
I can only wish so much
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Shouldn't have stole from me
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May 17
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https://youtu.be/Jmz8CXm8JLY

We’re all on our own.
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Not only that you fucks just won't leave the shit alone. What's done is done I guess
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>>42061229
But they are in the further reaches of the abyss
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>>42061229

https://youtu.be/cl8fGHDAHtQ
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>>42061223
One at a time, but time only matters to you.
>>
she wont actually do it will she?
i can teach her how to use this to make things better. I DONT LIKE IT but sure lets use two... fuck this is what we did LAST TIME...

in the end i tried to avoid the very things EVERYONE around me seemed to be TRYING TO MAKE HAPPEN.
thanks for giving me every thing i DIDNT want this ENTIRE time

i know theres forces that wished it was like this. they knew from the start.

even my own mother tried to abort me in the womb.
This is war, and i command that as a soldier you follow orders until i can figure out a plan to make this work. or work something out that is agreeable.

kekekekekekekek
shits crazy bro. but im a genius and i can do the thing.. i just need EVERYONE to stop DOING THINGS so i can make precise calculations and do it correctly without interference.
>fucking insane
YOU MADE IT LIKE THIS ALL OF YOU
you know who you are
>>
muc cum cum muc
mew wem wem mew
kue@euk@euk@kue
ztn ntz ntzztn
drffrdfrddrf
gippigpiggip
rqeeqreqrrqe
nlnnlnnlnnln
awffwafwaawf
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>>42061236
Got it, accelerate the rate at which I do things. Way ahead of you.

https://youtu.be/Z9G1Mf6TZRs
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>>42061234
>>42061232
Imagine being forced to coexist with people who hate you.

https://youtu.be/SYUYNrvELGs>>42061234
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>>42061236
>that feeling when your friends "try" your redstone in minecraft
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Watchu gonna do about it??
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>>42061245
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>>42061241
careful motherfucker
i operate better under stress
you're gonna get a crappy but very thorough product if you rush me.

>you people think i ....

ya know ill just kill myself actually kekekekeekekeekekekeekekekekekekekeke
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>>42061245
Already told you what I did. As far as that picture goes I am not remotely attached to any females
Perfect opportunity to jet and let the world know how fucked up you people are
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>>42061235
Might be true
But i think it is not fair towards me to tell me my whole life i am schizo and when the armageddon has begun then pray for me to help in a 2-minute timeline to humanity ending

Why did the old people have to kill everyone
I just want space mommy and peaceful existence without shouting and beating me
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>>42061249
That'd be pretty funny and based actually.

https://youtu.be/2_ryNJVreiY
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Lmfao
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>>42061254
And here we are
No shouting
No beating (except this anon ifywim >>42061245)

You could be enjoying the peace you're begging for.
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What pokemon would you be if you could be a pokemon?
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Obviously the female shit is just a trap anyway. Just let me go to another country and get away from you fucks since the law doesn't help when they should
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>>42061259
>You could be enjoying the peace you're begging for.
So how do i achieve this and the space mommy?
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>>42061262
Absol.
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>>42061262
Squirtle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>>
Is that really it?
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>>42061262
Xatu
>>
ifywim qtacqm
cwieck symqsk
jxvnjz pbdlpz
xzvfxd jhlbjd
uyvpug xtwcxg
twvetr umseur
mxqnmn odkion
yzgfya cguvca
>>
mind you
bare this in mind BARE IT IN MIND

they had me convinced for a good portion of time, i dont know if i ever stopped believing it ...

that when you have sex, you literally DIE. LITERALLY

SOMEONE planted that thought into my head.!! like please
HAVE SOME GOD DAMNMD MERCY I WAS PSYCHOLOGICALLY FUCKING DEVASTATED BY ABUSE AND BRAINWASHING

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO THE FUCK OUTSIDE AND LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE GOD DAMNIT

because NO its supposed to be funny .. "hey you know when you have sex you die. so like,,, hahaha" thats not the case. Its not funny because they knew what it would have done to me... but then i thought "if you have sex with certain people, then you die" because oddly enough i DID end up having some sexxo

but then also didnt get on any spaceships afterwards, so i lost interest. SEX as a weapon of mind control is a constant ....

you dont want to know what they did to me
the audacity of you people, you'd probably say "meh ive heard worse".. kekek I AM THE WORST CASE SCENARIO
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https://youtu.be/IT_sYE9Ol6k

Do not worry! The power of friendship will prevail!

No matter how isolated you are and how lonely you feel, if you do your work truly and conscientiously, unknown friends will come and seek you.
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>>42061275
what is that Polish?
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>>42061276
I disagree, that is very funny.
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>>42061273
Give me some money and send me the fuck off. I don't give a shit how poor I am as long as I'm away from the mason Dirtbags and all the criminals that work for them. Hell yeah
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>>42061264
If I asked you how to learn Finnish
Do you think you could give me a satisfying answer?
Sure, you know the general steps, and I'll tell you my hang ups, but all I'll get out of it is a lesson plan I could have made myself.

A language is a matrix. It holds everything we can think of. Our financial system is as well. Both are dwarfed by the intergalactic systems. Yet, the matrix you call yourself is even more complex still.

This is a mission only you can handle. It's not a race, it's not desperate, but it is necessary.
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>>42061282
the amount of layers the joke required to be actually factually true is so deep that it actually IS funny, until you dig deeper into how it became 'a fact" in my mind.
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>>42061281
>Polish
>Kawxon
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>>42061191
rocking a burst fade myself
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i found finnish anon
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>>42061287
That makes it funnier; I've been through much worse.
I sincerely believed for example that every time I smoked a cigarette I was burning someone in hell for eternity.
Still smoked like 5-10 people a day lmao
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I'm going to keep applying for asylum until someone lets me have it
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oh so this is how it is from here on out... they did it .. without my consent and active participation... they fucked my life and split it in two to preserve both parties

jesus christ this is a fucking nightmare tragedy for both of us. never getting to experience the fullness of either side to the fullest extent.

but of course they convinced me its ALL IN THE HEAD ANYWAY
god damn liars from the top to the bottom

>actually going to kill myself in both realities very likely but im not responsible enough .... to know the best proper time
the circumstances are so unique...
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noooo
Beans, I loved you!
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>>42061285
Really? Then what?
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>>42061291
Honestly I would consider it as it's an easy way to looksmaxx with my long beautiful hair but I don't want to tamper with my long hair's ability to contact unseen realms and such.
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>>42061295
lmao, i feel you
every time i fapped a thousand version of me were reborn in new timelines
their only goal: our destruction
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>>42061302
Depends on how much money you give me
>>
I'm serious tho
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>>42061301
Just realized beans aren't vegetarian?
>>
The news is boring with this blueballed Iran shit. Not even the video games coming out are any good. 2026 is proving to be quite the shitty year so far.
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I'm about to start making an incredibly large fucking stink about this though

Don't underestimate me

You should know better by now
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>>42061295
oh you're THAT spirit... yeah haha funny shit man.
am i really stuck with you for the REST of eternity? i should have made more friends... but why do that when no one wants to actually ...lolol

fuck it im gonna bash my skull in a few times
>>
Anyway...
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>>42061305
haha yeah in retrospect that shit is funny as hell.

>>42061298
Seriously just get over it lady. You had sex and didn't die so you got pranked. It's just a prank bro.
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>>42061308
How about a barter or trade instead? I can't pay you
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>>42061318
Anyway yes some of us would like to be somewhere else if there were somewhere to go
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>>42061319
its not a prank, it was a crescendo to a larger LONG TERM joke, coupled with abstinence and aversion prevention from normal healthy experiences during formative years of my life.....

jesus christ, you people are going to sit back and be amused by this shit while i fuck a succubess in one reality and can barely touch her in another reality

THIS IS NOT AN IDEAL SITUATION FOR ME AND I really.. thought id have some backup from you guys.
..
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The death threats, as well as all the other bad shit you are doing better stop immediately is all I'm saying. You know what you are doing And it's bad....
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>>42061317
Probably not, I'm going to the most elite part of heaven after I die.

You seem confused which means your best case scenario is paradise earth.
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It's past 6am
you seem tired
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>And if they can get all the infinity gems, then they can just reverse time and anticipate the attack. Once they gets the time stone from Dr. Strange…


https://youtu.be/nsmvBR37xps
>>
idiot bridge
cscoyoucsyu
usumt mnusoi
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>>42061326
I am backing you up.
I sold people for cigarettes.
That's me being vulnerable so you know I've been through similar situations and am fine in the hopes that you do better.
I did that without knowing you and without knowing if you were sincere, I'm an awful nice guy.
>>
https://youtu.be/p9d8l-Gkweg?si=F0srBuhtc-1r2IL3&t=52
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Anyway ...
Ylacya ...
Amiemi \\\
Fdvndv ¸¸¸
Klvflvqqq
Uwvpwv âââ
Oxvesv ÅÅÅ
Czqnkq
Edgfug
>>
1001+ Nobodys
>>
I bet another country would really like to find out what you guys did to me since I was born. What an interesting story eh?
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>>42061333
INDIBININGIN
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>>42061303
as long as you keep hair on the top you should be good. i still see ufos n shiieeeet
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>>42061330
i was given the best chances to do things, but in the middle a time traveller from the future went and told people i was hanging out with that i was a loser and they stopped being friends with me essentially

>>42061334
people have been purchased for less, without being told about it.
or that they were even for sale.
im actually withdrawing until i figure out whats going on here. i have a date apparently and im trying to not die while i go about this shit
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I like when there are other gods that are words. I Think We Should Just Capitalize Every Word. My religion is linguistics o algo.
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And then real deal criminals and Theives that technically should be in prison for life just dilly dally online like the most innocent person in the world... Juicy
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>>42061327
It's regular and normal
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>>42061337
>1337 git
Blessed and favored as heck.

>>42061342
That's what I'd assume based on things like the Rikshi knot and such but I'm not sure so I won't risk it.
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>>42061345
Mesopotamia
Yaygegwiksi
Bfbrnrxvzpv
Cphnfnzvdjv
Ejoakayvgxv
Nscfzfwvruv
Fpjkykxqnoq
Kexzbzzgacg
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Lame: Oh, a sentence about fire.
Awesome: A sentence about Fire!
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to think that just in a few more years, the jewish exile will end and the world will never be the same...
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I hope you like walking
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Literal criminals logged into this thread daily while you blacklist people that you robbed so they cant speak out .. m m m m monsterous
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>>42061344
If I told you what's going on you wouldn't believe me, you'll figure it out, even if you're wrong in the end you'll eventually feel you understand which is enough lol
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>>42061350
I know you spammed your keyboard but those names inspire me
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>>42061322
Wholly depends on who you are and what you've done.
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It's one of y'all isnt it?
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All I'm saying is bitch better have my money. And fuck off with the fake bitches honeypots
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>>42061357
>I know you spammed your keyboard but those names inspire me
>Q@gmoe@ioa@wqmkkus@ioau@guioomus@oay@yaowu@mmkuw@cmwqcuu@ku
>L rdhnvhfxldzztpvhftrtvhhdtphfbbfhxtddztxjdxljttzt(
>WnltfvtpzblddrjvtprnrvttlrjtphhptzrlldrzxlzbxrrdrP
>Sawmpvmjdhwggisvmjnaivmmwnsmjttemdiwwgiduwdhunigi
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>>42061273
>constant doubling down
>leaving them adrift
>sinking ship

>references
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>>42061354
They get crude from Iran and Venezuela (70% of their total) and they refine it, then sell it. Guess who is getting that oil instead.
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>>42061364
Yeah my patience is up plus all the death threats I wanted to get my name out there just in case
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>>42061359
I am TNB and I've done all sorts of things. I do things every day dont you?
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ALERT ALERT

IT'S A SURPRISE VAX CHECK

the vaccinated must leave this thread, thank you for your attention
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>>42061369
What have you done, exactly?
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Not only that you got these guys actually using directed energy weapons at "dissidents". Shit is technically a war crime. I want out
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>>42061363
You're barely trying now. Those names barely gave me a lot of ideas about how aliens could be.
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>>42061372
https://youtu.be/gyjz3lekieQ

NOOOOOOO I Vaxed Maxed! I got my vaccine treat!
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>>42061373
Today I made food and drove a car. Lots of other things too
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What's like the Nobody equivalent of countryballs? Should we do haikus?
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>>42061380
Not what I mean.
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>>42061372
You can't make me unvaccinated swine!
The vaccine gave me super powers including a telepathic link ot Leviathan, I will absolutely fuck your ass with psychic powers.

https://youtu.be/ximidV1YX40
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>>42061367
Who are you again?
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It is just one of you. :/

>>42061382
I don't know what you mean then
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>>42061380
Nice. I got SO much done today.
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>>42061384
nobuddy
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>>42061386
That's true. That's part of the problem, too many dick lickers. One person is not enough. Let me bounce
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I guess you guys forgot how easy it is to send an email and fill out a form online
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>>42061375

*sigh*
efhig lap at xbeeff
utrqs nyj yf bxuutt
ayusw@mie@iw@ogaayy
fbtpxdvnvxhrffbb
phrjzlvfvztnpphh
jtnxdwvkvymfjjtt
smaugxvzvwypssmm
pdaomzqyqxweppdd
egfcddgbgzxieegg
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>>42061381
What are country balls?
Is that just when your balls smell like hay?
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>>42061392
That shit is basically impossible.
I have imposter syndrome because I died and was replaced with a changeling. Of course I, the changeling was completely consumed by the superior human spirit and am effectively the guy who died, but yeah, I hate e-mail.
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Flagging me so I can't get a job because I won't join your "gang"

Nuh uh uh
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>Loser comes into these threads every day for years
>Every time someone mentions TNB, he comes in saying "OH YEAH, THAT'S BECAUSE I..." and then rambles off random shit
>Never once seen as TNB, yet continues to cling to the anti-identity because his own identity is shit
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How was everyone’s day so far? Are you working night shift tonight or somewhere in the world?
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>>42061387
That's awesome s. Here's a list to tackle tomorrow:
>Substrate / Adstrate / Superstrate Influence
>Sprachbund
>Exaptation
>Co-lexification Networks
>Semasiology vs Onomasiology
>Lexical Diffusion
>Phonaesthemes
>The Bouba/Kiki Effect
>Polysynthesis
>Diachronic Drift
>Semantic Bleaching
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Or even worse because I offended you on an anon forum. I could literally pop you like a pimple btw lucky you got all that money boy
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spe bef
ech
yea gay
aeu
bnf rfb
fnt
hfp nph
pfr
okj fjt
jpn
czs psm
sea
jyp epd
pna
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>>42061400
>>42061400
>>42061400

New thread! New image limit!
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>>42061397
Why would you want a job?
What are you?
Gay?
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>>42061398
I'm not seeing where anyone claims to be tnb
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>>42061387
Neat, were you working on something?
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>>42061411
That's because nobody does. Everyone knows the guy when they see him, so what's the point?
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There's something so empowering about saying "no".
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>>42061421
Say no to a fake glotrap hoe
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Obviously not nearly as smart as you think you are since you keep doing the exact same things with the same result
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>>42061411
The new thread only has 15 replies and there's already one of them.
>>42061443
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>>42061398
Doesn't that just count as self improvement?
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>>42061452
Claiming to be someone else isn't self-improvement. It's fraud or delusion.
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>>42061448
1. That's a question
2. Shiva isn't The Nobody
3. I just wanted a third point
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>>42061453
why do you try to be your dad then?
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>>42061419
What that guys said is happening is not even happening though. There is no one saying yeah I am TNb whenever says something. He just made that up for what reason who knows
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Who is this one? Is it safe, bros?
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>>42061462
The guy you are responding to literally has "the nobody" in his name field, you fucking retard.
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Dealing with you guys is probably worse than being in fucking North Korea. Not only that you are doing it to my daughter just because it's my daughter while she is completely innocent.

Extremely, extremely fucked up
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>>42061466
What's your point? It's not like I'm the nobody. Lots of people share the same name.
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>>42061466
Just calm down. Anyone can say they are the nobody. It's a free for all
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>>42061467
North Korea punishes entire families.

If you are deemed a "bad" Korean, they kill you, your parents, your grandparents, your children and grandchildren as applicable. Complete purging of entire bloodlines.
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>>42061474
Ok so equal then
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>>42061473
So it never happens except when it happens all the time?

Kill yourself.
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>>42061480
Chill out man you are going to burst a blood vessel
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But yeah I got my name out there. You wanted to play hardball. Checkmate

I want out of this country and way way way far away from any of you
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>>42061473
NTA who else is saying they are TNB!?

I am TNB, they must be purged ฅ^•`ﻌ'•^ฅ
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Terrible terrible shameful people
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I love America
:D
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>>42061501
If you are allowed to then more power to you
Unfortunately some of us aren't for whatever reasons.
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Stealing that much and divy it out to a bunch of criminals to put a campaign out on the victims..
Nothing done. Law enforcement paid. Harrassment. Death threats. Lol I'm over it
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The constant fucking Honeypot with fake females.. holy shit one of the most annoying parts. Right there for everyone to see as well
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>>42061044

That was a nice read, lore been dry as the mojave lately
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Hitting people with DEWs is a human rights abuse

Anything done

Nope.
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I got a real good idea about who owns and operates it as well
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Yeah I'm looking at you you bug eyed motherfucker
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>>42061381

Youtube links and the memes
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They killin people with DEW guns out here
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*radio noises*
>Anyone in warhead room?
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>>42061520
It seems fake :/

females are real in IRL tho aren't they?
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>>42061546
Who do you think?
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What a convenient way to kill someone. With a dew mounted on a satellite
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>>42061584
Ur buddy
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All I see is stars when I look up at night.
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Who else would it be...lmao.
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:3
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>>42061585

>Be me
>Been posting some controversial shit about on some gay ass soda forum
>Decide to take a break
>Go for a walk
>Walking
>Hear "THINK FAST CHUCKLENUTS" in the sound of my own thoughts
>Full bottle of mountain dew hits me in the temple at terminal velocity
>I'm dead
>Don't dew the dew
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That guy just does whatever the fuck he wants to no matter what. Someone has to put a reign on him somehow
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>>42061589
I don't have any friends. Which buddy would that be then?
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>>42061617
That's just inviting him to fuck with you, specifically, as hard as he can.
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>>42061617
Direct Energy Weapons oughta cut it.
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https://vocaroo.com/16IzGgvXIGui

HEAT
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>>42061628
Lol do it
>>
*tickles you*
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>>42061631
They haven't so far
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>>42061649
Human rights abuse by a rich civilian

Technically a domestic terrorist
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I bet you can't stop zapping people with that damn thing. Zap addict
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Prolly glued to the computer all day GPS coording people so you can blast them lmao
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Somebody take that shit away from him.. wtf
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*throws banana peel at heckler in audience*
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Prolly got a pay 2 zap program too
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>>42061631
Dude has at least partial immunity to them. He's a fucking tank.
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Lock him up and absorb all his money
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He's a criminal so should be super easy
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I bet his PC has a treasure trove of shit on it too
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>>42061687
Listen to them just talk about hitting people with DEWs folks
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I think you might have made a big mistake pal ;)
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Shouldn't have been a Dewdie head. No one wants a Dewdie head around ya know?
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>>42060476
Code red is the better flavor.
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>>42061723
DEWed...where's my car?
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How is he zapping folx? Is this real?
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>>42061730
He's a daily DEWer. Very productive
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>>42061734
Raid his shit and find out
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New thread y'all
>>42061400
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>>42061738
I am not a fed tho :/ I am at home. Who is he anyway? Did you get zapped by him?
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He's doing it right now as we speak
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How many people has he killed with that thing? That's what I would be finding out
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>>42061767
The Nobody's monster dong?
I thought she was a virgin...
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What a pussy, has to use some shit on a satellite to attack people
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Oh this guy might be too smart for us.. let's zap him.. lmao
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>>42061792
It is pretty funny, DEW machine goes brrrrrrrrr
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You guys can't let that shit fly. He will do it to anyone. Time to get him
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>>42061786

She's probably a virgin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_F3CTEDuiw
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Give him 1 hour in a ring with me. Trade it for one year in prison. I'll woop him real good and everyone can record it
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>>42061810

That's retarded
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>>42061809
That's pretty based.
I bet Kurt was a blast.
He's like Robin Williams, I'll never get to hang out with him :(
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>>42061819
What's retarded is a rich dude that can zap people with shit from space with zero oversige
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I ain't even gotta say his name either cause everyone already knows who's doing it. Kek
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They gonna get you now
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>>42061858
That would be very painful...
for me...
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Who is the evil cunt zapping people?? Which country is he in? Is it army affiliated?
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Kinda easy to put 2+2 together and see who would of been one of your most recent customers as well
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Would hate to find those money transfers
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>>42061828

Both are pretty retarded

>>42061824

Yeah... :(
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Zapping people's brains in the hopes to wipe their memory of your crimes. Now that is some FUCKED UP shit....wow
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>>42061280
I have my brother :)
I don't want friends that aren't my brother



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