Greetings Traveller,The flickering glow of over a dozen consoles casts a light across the digital expanse of this interdimensional intersection we’ve dubbed the “Nobody General” (NG). The air itself crackles with a low hum, a constant undercurrent that vibrates through your very bones. This isn’t your average thread. No, NG exists solely in the shimmering unreality of the web, a virtual realm where the shadows hold more secrets than the brightest datastreams.In this digital den, a motley crew converges. Ghost operators with digital heads-up displays perched on their noses, sipping cocktails next to elven hackers, their fingers a blur across glowing keyboards. A gruff technomancer, swapping war stories with a wiry tech-priest in a threadbare trenchcoat, her eyes glowing with arcane power. In the corner, a cloaked figure shrouded in darkness nurses a drink so black it seems to absorb light itself, while across the room a pair of AIs, their digital avatars shimmering like mirages, argue geopolitics in a high-pitched whine that few could hear, let alone decipher.NG isn't a thread, it’s a nexus. A place where the fringes of reality brush shoulders and the unreal becomes realized, where information flows like bootleg liquor, and shadows dance with unseen horrors while rival groups of shamen engage in alchemical aikido. Now, you've joined this dance. Whether you’re a seasoned shadowrunner, a mage with secrets to keep, a spirit seeking solace, an exiled program avoiding deletion, or something altogether stranger, NG offers a haven, a marketplace, and perhaps even a chance to carve your own legend in this part of the Sprawl. So hello, “person”, welcome to this place, slide in, grab a seat, and whatever you do, keep your head down and your eyes peeled. You never know who, or what, you might run into lurking in the shadows.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvM8wz7cNJM
>>42066007first
NYUHBODY
>>42066007Why would The Nobody want a car?
>>42066007very nice
Maybe you wouldn't get curb stomped by some rando if you sucked less at everything you do?
>>42066034Who are you talking to, anon?
>>42066020for the stereo system
>>42066020To drive fast.
trllz..beans~xuylg~zeanjgaiiy~kumme.npvvh~drllf
>>42066020maintaing and operating mechanical sytems practice
The USA and Israel are pro-pedophile, nothing will change about this. Even in the lower echelons, a pedophile is protected if he is a white man.
quasimodo predicted all of this
I'm past being vague with my love for beans(´｡• ᵕ •｡')
>>42066078baked or refried beans?
>>42066071that movie is so sad>it's not because I look like him...
>>42066067Fuckin whitey stealing kids, man. Fuck them.
ok ok I'm done pokin the "little fish"... I don't hate glowies n shitfor the real LURKERS out there...who wants a play by play of this past Friday the 13th...shit got CINEMATIC
>>42066078
>>42066085keke naw, she a cute blonde with blue eyes and a fucked up nose
>>42066093I'm a 33 illuminati old grandpa unc>confirmed
https://youtu.be/BJwZXbHA_cE>>42066098
>>42066007Twice an evening?
jhugg
tbf I've given up on love in the westif ima deal with females BSima finna hit asia up and be a nomad for a bithttps://youtu.be/F4HCl4kFYFQ
>>42066020https://youtu.be/-5FKNViujeM
I keep dreaming of non verbal cat girls
https://youtu.be/q4rD0FlVsGA
>>42066129there's a NEW lucybaby tripfag!?...nice to meet you
>>42066048Himself, effectively.
>if you know me like you think you dohttps://youtu.be/m1yidEG3nm4
tonight we relax*sips anxiety*
>>42066143*sniffs lustily*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiojdDs8wwk
>>42066007Gg
>>42066126Love is so much more than relationships between two people.
ok obviously y'all ain't gonna take the bait..but still I'll tell you my favorite part of the "show" that night since I'm being a blabbyfag...when Shawty popped out with the FATTEST younowwhatimsayin, and she had a giant slice of birthday cake in her hands, BRUHHHHH....CAKE ON CAKE....I COULDN'T HELP BUT DIE LAUGHINlike nigga?...IS YOU SERIOUS...BEST ILLUSIONS EVA
777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wc2CDSPK16c
>>42066156well that's what I've noticed long agothe west has made it a joke and over complicated itpart is expectationspart of it culturalbut imothe elites has skewd it, in the 60's to 70'sthey glamorized chasing "chads" entertainers, producers, fame, executives, money, materialfeminism normalized it thanks in part from multi millionaire funding (theirs valid points but that's the trick, they get you with honeyed words)now we are stuck in the sunken cost fallacyboth men & women have fucked it up chasing efficiencyso realistically, what else is there but to treat love like a trade?if you're lucky, you can find a great partner, but the devils trick is making you double guess, "just take a bite out of the apple""it's okay he & God won't know"effectively ruining divine & normal unions alikeand eugenic occultist love itbirths in broken homes, broken people, broken hearts to further loosh farmit's all so tiresome
Uranus
what emotions am i exuding right now
>>42066179don't care
>>42066179Ask the divination general. We aren't your personal psychics.
Existence is a football field...God and Godhood is the goal line... everything inbetween you and the goal line is dust in the wind...IT WON'T MATTER IN THE END
>>42066179Potato! Happy Birthday Alecto!
>>42066179https://youtu.be/YAJtFkKWLyY
>>42066070https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOHHGrhFiRw
>>42066185No infinite jest in this post. Either a normie or very retarded.
Zarodoraz
>>42066186....
>>42066205???
>>42066211what is with the months long birthday set up demon
>>42066007Hawtdang, i loved this game as a kid. I could never play it besides a free trial in a service that came with laptops back then. I remember playing it on some friends lap, then on a lap dad bought for himself, then on my lap. Anyone knows if the game is still available somewhere? Havent seen it in ages
>>42066078https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzCgS_42gB0
>>42066195cemetery man is a great 80's movie if you liked the thing
>>42066216Me? A demon? Moi?
>>42066226i dont have your demon name, its not sela
>woman and faggots keep argueingjust cut it out already dawg.telling the truth is hard enough. nmever said i was better than anyone. chillyour bending reality too much.
>>42066230What happened to Sela?
Now just imagine you're a leprechaun
Smelter? I hardly know her.
>>42066064At what cost?
>>42066225Cemetery Man (1994)?trailer looks interesting i'll put it on my watch list thx for the tip <:
>>42066233whats your demon name chance
>>42066246This has never worked for you until you just pick whatever name you feel.
>>42066220Its on steam
>>42066251i figured it out. i have to ask to confirm it with you, and if you start to squirm and do anything not to say it, i know its your real demon name
>>42066195not a fan of spookybut I'm sure you already started
>>42066231Funny.
>>42066007Happy birthday, The Nobody!
>>42066241ah, 1994. but yeah still a great movie
>>42066007fate thread on /x/? made me open the game for the first time in a while.
>>42066260So what is ma name den?
>>42066007Oh by golly I recall that game too. Played as a favor to friend, with an injured foot. Yeah it was fun as a team.
>>42066007Happy cake day!
>>42066273whats your demon name, you know it, give it to me
On another level. Multifaceted. Multitalented. Too good, too ahead. Goddam.
>>42066283Ninyentin. >:)
>>42066253Hehe, figures, right? Ty
>>42066264have nobody to watch with (I'm very lucky?)
LETS GOOO
>>42066286whats your demon name, its not ninyentin
I can't believe jeb won the afterlife
>>42066298You tell me big hoss
whats chance's demon name
>>42066231its not women and gays bro...its feminists misandrists and misogynistsall making a point that is worse than the next person
>>42066070I want nothing to do with that person that does the cat images
is the head demon of the nobody general even named ninyentin...
>>42066195You will never watch movies with the nono, killer.
>>42066309you'll never get the Chance to know! huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue
whats the name, of the head demon, of the nobody general thread
>>42066327whats chances demon name Magiki
>>42066294=]
a spoonfull of jenktrate makes the memorieees go downnn ohh
whats chances demon name, whats his actual name as a demon
>>42066223Hi killer black widow money stealer. How you doing?
I imagine try to poison and kill with food is the plan.
chance whats your demon name
Don't eat anything she makes bro!
whats chances demon name, give it to me
>>42066356Lmao.
>poisoning peopleokay psychopath. your crazy.
Quintupling down confirmed.
>>42066369Don’t forget to eat, Alecto. You don’t wanna starve. >:))))
>>42066372https://youtu.be/EEyUeCyXl1Q
>>42066376
>>42066377whats your demon name
>>42066356>he ate the spaghetti
Don't listen to his lies, not confirmed.
>>42066322i could see it in the eyes
>>42066391Oh shit! Not the spaghetti!Does he know the death poison doesn't activate until he eats the garlic bread? Don't tell him!
>>42066377why would you mention that, why would i starve. or is it a mataphor for something
Y'all are like the Lego Universe version of criminals, ngl
>>42066375very freaky
>>42066396So true
>>42066396It’s an old call back do you not remember? Don’t starve Alecto… AND HAVE A WONDERFUL HAPPY BIRTHDAY. Everyone clap for Alecto.
https://youtu.be/KCEfast8zkk?si=I_8QhxXM_qzpTs33
>>42066399They really are, aren't they?
I figured out there new plan "zaaaaaaaaaaap" owie
>>42066401it's just a sideways smiley face
>>42066407ill get your demon name soon. who cares about my birthday
Fight... Fight... Fight...
>>42066417>and then you get idiots like these who get off on muddying the waters
>>42066411I laugh a lot at them. The carrot is their fake offer. Take control
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PWxCcB0-ufothis timeline is so weridbecaus my my timeline it was used alot.meh what ever. werid shit.did the nobody delte this from their version of reality if so they suck.
>>42066421
>>42066420About?
>>42066396why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
>>42066416>>42066416>>42066416
>>42066427
>>42066429Muddying the waters creates disinfo for the express interest of continuing conflict.A sort of time waster, if you will.The issue is, you guys can't win.
Lol yep he's doing it again
Happy birthday Al! This is your year.
Raid and find gold
You don't need AI to make your favorite characters fight.
>>42066446>>42066450My my, you're actually retarded.All you've done is make these people lose money and get them to expose themselves.:(
He's too stupid to stop. Easy peazy.
>>42066457You guys or the anon posting the gifs?
I’m not doing anything.
how do i solve for punchline dork from spork
yes yes i spoke to isis monad.and yes she still want my wife dead.and so does eva.they both are insane i do not get in the way with woman Nah uh.No way. i'd rather be a gutless cowardonly homos like dad who don't care if woman reject get into fights with womanlets just say its learned experenice.
>>42066461Neither am I.
I know what you really want.
>>42066477
>>42066477Lol no thanks. I don't want to be a mother, nice try. Miss me with the Tamika Fuller bullshit, everyone knows that normie women have no rights in this country. As Lena Kochman said, "I don't want to be famous (because I actually won't be) and I don't want to be abused (so people will see me as too weak for breeding and not a viable strain of humanity)". That other anon who said "everything has to eat, nothing personal" is right, in a way. I'm just the cow of the equation, so I refuse to breed.
>>42066467Zap buddies eh? Lmao
>i know what you really want.projection?nah uh!
>>42066492I'm being serious, actually.
Someone call The Nobody business is booming. We are so back. Ka Ching
>>42066483Yeah, this is the mood. Sexy holy spirits of fire and light. Sexy Satan, UGLY Jesus Christ and Maria.
>>42066497Who are those people supposed to be and why are they Mexican?
>>42066497Yes, SLM is right again. I truly desire the holy spirits of fire and light. I shun motherhood and I shun necessary work and I shun life. And finally...because I know it is safe for me to do so...I shun God and renounce Jesus Christ's protection.
>>42066512It's safe for me to shun God, he has already shunned me by turning me into a cow.
ALL OF YOU WHO OPPOSE GODS WILL AND SPIT ON HIS GRACE WILL BE BROUGHT TO HEELBY LOVE OR BY LEASHITS INDIFFERENT TO ME
>>42066497The doll don't even want to be there, poor thing look at him
They setting me up to get murdered. Thought they was supposed to be a gang. They have claws in my family getting people to act weird and fucked that's close to me.
>>42066524Nope, that all ended when I found out I was the Golden Cow. All bets are off. Forcibly poisoning my body to harvest my kid was what enlightened me ultimately. eArth is a farm.
>>42066536>They setting me up to get murdered. It could always be worse, friend. You could, for example, be a cow.
Then you have the fed lucifer and all these other feds. They watch me 24/7 and label me as a bitch because they keep me from getting a job. Dehumanize me, and nothing I can do about it. I need to leave this shithooe of a country that molests kids on islands and thinks its the greatest nation on the planet.
>>42066524love it is
>>42066542Im homeless and people flee from me. Ill.die alone for this shit and people will think im a monster for what others have done.
I have a no women policy. Too many fake bitches. Im out. That means don't bother me.
>>42066561You trying to say you got some prisoners
https://youtu.be/R3oXG41WDZY?si=Oe9pLQqJv_pcKvMfNO give my son jesus. No Dis. just give.here is song.now give. my randy. you will give. NOW!and my wife NOW all clean from vampirism and illnesscleaned up from jab no drugs just fully clean and new.my mother ship is here. look at nasa radar. very large boopbattle barge.take her and him and holy folks in. kidnap.shitty demiurge making shitty bozrah. boo.NOT real earth.just stupid dome thing and endless wasteland boring.
>>42066542You mean a pedophile?The real lolcows.
I mean I could set out on foot. Probably best bet. Im just exhausted and thirsty. Id love to leave this country but it would kill me trying.
>>42066549>Im homelessLmao, skill issue. If you are a man, all you had to do was to lie, cheat and steal to get what you want. This is a man's world, men have it easy. Men also have physical strength, so you could have gotten a job in construction, the trades or the military. You could have been a mailman if you can drive. I'm ugly, can't drive, have only a 114 IQ, have no friends, have a shitty abusive overbearing family and even -I- was able to exploit humanity to get what I want. I can't believe you're a man in America and you're oppressed. Double the shame if you're white too.
https://youtu.be/OAg_QT_VF6Q?si=5alSvra0hD4N9S98
>>42066561This guy right herr up to no good.
>>42066567Pedophiles are disgusting, they deserve to be put down. What do you do to a sick dog. You kill it.
>>42066567No, the pedophiles are still being protected by the system. The system favors them, because they love children. I don't.
>>42066576Old Yeller it.
>>42066574Put this guy on the list
>>42066573Lol.
