About a month ago. I made a sigil, >I am dating a woman Simple, supposedly feasible.Masturbated on the sigil, burned it. Tried my best to forget what it looked like.Still absolutely terminally single. Either this spell was completely out of the realm of possibilities or Chaos Magic doesn't work.Unfortunately I think it might be both because I am an unpleasant person.Only thing that happened is that my car broke down and I missed most of a week at work the day after doing that ritual. Guess that's God's way of telling me that being ungrateful with what I have, also means I going straight to hell for trying to change that too.Would try just ending things since nothing is going to get better, but after 2 suicide attempts I know I'm too chicken to go through with it.In a cosmic sense what do I even do from here. All I'm doing is being a burden on society. I can't even offer something that will help future generations.Am I really just here to be a complete waste on a cosmic level?
>>42081216Love spells a really really hard. You don't attract sex with sex magick either.If you're gonna fap at least do it following the black pullet bits
>>42081216i was single my whole life.at 23 i took acid and wished to have a gf.less than a month later i met her.it's been 5 years and we're still together.
>>42081216would you date you? >>42082405acid does have a way of tapping into desired outcome and producing it, can attest but won't detail exactly maybe in a year will reveal. just saying that it did. actually acid did it twice but first time something else went wrong
>>42081216oh you're such an ugly fucking incel i swear. you are easily one of the ugliest fucks on this entire website i can just tell. i feel disgusted merely posting in this thread. you need to go work on your looks and stop with the retarded magic bullshit you assclown
>>42081216Try going completely celibate for a few years. Don't even fap. Just focus on yourself and things you like to do. Set some goals. I thought I wanted a partner too. Ever since I started driving again and signed up for a few college classes, I don't care about that, though. I find my celibacy peaceful and liberating. Not letting my lust take over how I navigate the day feels amazing.
>>42082735we get it you're trans
>>42081216You might need to approach this into stages. You can't go from 0 to 100 with one sigil. Figure out what needs changing before you can get out of being "terminally single". Instead of trying to make someone date you, make yourself dateable. This might take several rituals, and some work on your part, too. Don't complain magic doesn't work when you're trying to get everything without lifting a finger, without being open to change.
>>42082673tsk... another negativitymaxxer... im going to make a few cum sigils for you in particular...
Practice visualizing for 90 days.Close your eyes.A white dot in darkness.>what does it look like?Does it shine? Is it matte? Is it solid or fluid?>what does it sound like?Is it quiet? Does it hum?>what does it smell like?Can you smell it?>what does it feel like?Is it blowing out air? Sucking in air?>can you taste it?Does it have a flavor? Or does the air around it taste different?That’s five senses, the sixth sense is imagination.>can I manipulate it?Am I able to change the properties of it? Can I move it? Can I make it brighter, bigger or transparent?The sixth sense is what allows you to project your will onto your reality.Your shit will only work if you’re visualization is strong enough.
>>42081216What happens to your request if you cum on a well-known sigil? Like, for instance, if you drew on a piece of paper a stop sign or a yield sign. But, you still had the intention behind your wish like, in your mind while doing it.
Dude if you wanna make the ULTIMATE supercharged Hypersigil jizz in a coke can and put that in a mcdonalds bag and put that shiz in an Amazon box (corporate logos are among the most powerful sigils just ask Grant Morrison),.. trust me bro it'll knock the socks of anyone tryna mess with you and get you riches n bitches hell yeah
>>42081216I started making sigils about finding a girlfriend and it worked. Relationship turned into a on and off and everytime she would stop talking to me I'd think real hard and make sigils and when I least expected it she would text me asking to date again. After that experience I don't think it's worth using any type of magic to obtain anything you truly want unless you want it badly. She still texts me sometimes but not to date.
>>42082455No, I would not date me. I'm a piece of shit and deserve to be alone, so if anything this act of desperation not working is cosmic justice.>>42082673I've tried to lose weight for the last 8 years by joining the Army and failed spectacularly. Now that I'm discharged I'm 35 going on 36. I don't think there's much left I can do.>>42082735I don't have the willpower for that level of semen retention >>42083206I need to be a completely different person, and I'm far too stubborn to change that.>>42084067That would be fine with me. I'm really more lonely than anything else. I just want to be able to cuddle with someone and talk about my day and have them care. I want to do all that soft-core bullshit like watching movies and cooking for each other and cuddling and shit, as schmoltzy as it sounds.Unfortunately I'm also an irritating and unpleasant piece of shit, and I think women can pick up on how unpleasant I am on sight.
