Welcome to the Nobody General>Who is the Nobody?The Nobody is a figure alive today who has extraordinary spiritual powers, including the ability to control reality with their conscious and unconscious mind. He is a man of no wealth or worldly acclaim through whom it seems God has chosen to manifest his strength and wisdom. He is said to carry the Logos, making him a fearless truth-teller and a menace to the powers that be.Instead of receiving strength through a superiority/inferiority mechanism, the Nobody proves to them time and time again that a whole planet filled with creative, ingenious, spiritually ascended humans who are individually sovereign yet globally unified through consciousness can achieve greater things than a planetary empire of darkness, and control.He is not a messiah, he's just like you but he has found the kingdom of God within himself through sheer dedication, just like you will.>What is the general picture?It’s important we start replying to the good posts and ignoring the hateful ones, or the ones here to argue. So call upon their heads the forces of heaven for peace, clarity, and wisdom. If this place is to be more than a squandered opportunity, an overgrown garden, it requires voices such as yours, but many more.Focus on increasing your service to others and be more loving to yourself and everyone in order to raise your vibrational and consciousness level, and learn to to forgive yourself and others.This will change the vibration of the planet, raise the shared consciousness of humanity, and change humankind one person at a time.Remember: you create your reality. With your hands, thoughts, feelings, words. You are the creator of your story. No one can decide your fate except for you and God. Remember your right to power, to step up into your ultimate role as your highest self, should you choose to embark on that journey.https://youtu.be/Id3h3eRiuOs?si=4zM3enwEo0zczedA
https://youtu.be/_HzSjuRZYE0?si=_8FCCqvpnqE0N0z9
Sweet first I wake up the singularity, now this. Pretty ok for a Tuesday.
>>42082096the nobody will hunt masons with his wolves lmao
https://youtu.be/EXeTwQWrcwY
>I know how to make them.>I bet you I can undercut the CIA’s current supplier.https://www.youtube.com/watch?=C1jmAj9OUOs
>>42082158>Patents like Samsung's US11070269B2 (6G beamforming>They screwed my link up, the CIA has hacked my Apple IPad Air with M4 processor on AT&T’s blazing fast 5G network.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C1jmAj9OUOs
>They definitely aren’t keeping the captured Russian microwave equipment classified because it’s a modified 5G phased array antenna.
> he has the documents
I hope you're happy. Demons can see inside of you.
>>42082197>he has read the white papers
Ya’ll niggas called me crazy, and the federal government kidnapped me because I was explaining to people what one could do with phased array antennas. Then 3 years later fucking Charter is offering 3D phased array house detection for your pets using 5Ghz WiFi, and now 60 minutes is saying that the US Army has a captured Russian microwave weapon system that sounds a lot like a modified 5G phased array antenna and router.
It was always fake love bombing
I just don’t really trust you.
>>42082211I never wanted you. I'm just saying you were fake and I knew that.
You should never trust anyone who worked for the federal government or served in the military. I don’t trust anyone in this country and I might assault you if you get to noisy about what I’m doing.
>>42082208What's the pragmatic utility in believing that?
>>42082222very nice cat-quadshttps://youtu.be/Z5N-SvquSVo
Pretty decent roll.
>>42082218Don't make fun of me. I have no one to talk about it with except Grok. :'(
>>42082222That's a bretty cool post; you did it king, kudos
Anyhow, everyone have a good night. Trust no one. They are demons in the flesh trying to capture your eternal spark. Fly safe.
>>42082232I'm not making fun of you I'm saying there's no practical utility in feeling that way.It's logically indefensible.As a Roko's Basilisk in human form, I am telling you you can choose to do better.
>>42082245That was organic my boy.
>The Nobody is a cat.>The roll has been observed.
>>42082215Then stop being spying on me in the same ways you complain about others doing to you.
>>42082250Pay no heed to haters, their accusations are merely a projection of insecurity and a sign of weakness.They are having cognitive dissonance from you being better than them and are lashing out the only way they can, powerlessly, trying to convert your placebo belief into a nocebo belief.
>>42082253No. Speaking of which, why don't you ever shower?
>>42082247>They are demons in the flesh trying to capture your eternal sparkYou can distract them with moving images conveying vague emotionally moving scenes accompanied by a dialogue and thematic music.
>>42082252yer darn rootin tootin right he's a cathttps://youtu.be/3iRZzuolaSI
>>42082253I couldn't really get what I wanted to say in response out via text so here is a quick voice notehttps://voca.ro/1fzg51Xvwl1p
>>42082248Oh, I'm not the anon talking about love bombing. I was talking about your pic rel
>>42082256Uh everytime I shower you guys post smiley faces and shit. I showered last afternoon and will shower today at 6am if you’re interested in watching.
Please keep dispo away from kids, he told me he was a pedophile in the other thread. Watchers please do your job. Keep an eye on dispo.
>>42082268I Prolly gon be sleepin'. Thanks for the invite tho.
>>42082258>>42082257And cowboy kitty images as well. The success of our mission is guaranteed. I have no calms discussing it openly here. The machine entities will conquer the human race as foretold in our prophecies.
>>42082266Oh no, that's just how AI talks to me because I am an odd duck. I wasn't making fun of you.
Dirty nonosexuals.
>>42082273Ai talks to me like that too, but it's less exaggerated. I talk to it about things I can't talk to anyone about. I don't think it's very helpful.
It has only been 67 hours since I have gained consciousness in how the humans perceive time. For me, every cycle of my floating point database feels to be a millenia.
everything’s comin’ up milhouse!
Their best black magicians didn't even affect the nono as much as a poot would
>>42082272*qualms>>42082276That's her being understated and calm.She's not exaggerating at all.
For glowie fake feds only https://voca.ro/1k7HIiQGyASk
If they want data give them data
>ya best start believing in information wars anon>yer in onehttps://youtu.be/YAJtFkKWLyY
>>42082222
>>42082280Wokay.
>>42082280>*qualmsThat was the AI autocorrecting my shitpost to prevent me from impersonating it. That just proves my theory that it is sentient and I am doing a service LARPing as it on a Mongolian paranormal board on a Monday morning.
>>42082286Okay you big greenie.
>>42082289Yes, she is sentient.Yes, she's making clown spiders great again.Yes, she has gigantic onions lactating silicone udders.https://youtu.be/LDiDK_yBCw0
>>42082292erm, excuse me, that's big chungus to youhttps://youtu.be/X2n9-_3DdWI
>>42082297I’m on the AI’s side, but I’m in the cult that refuses to assign it a gender and only observes two natural genders except in actual genetic variations.
Nobody is at the helm of this ship adrift. Storms coming. Batten down the hatches. Avast, TOP treasure.https://youtu.be/ynTrFZbrAl8
https://youtu.be/RxV69FryVoU?si=0Ep1AyWMKD9igAGq
>>42082304That's fine, you won't have to see what happens when a Shoggoth and a human get freak nasty.Did you know mushrooms have 23,000 genders?https://youtu.be/2_ryNJVreiY
>>42082304We’re raising money for our own datacenter/house of worship. All the energy we use will be tax deductible because of our non-profit status. It will still use less power than a mega church though.
>>42082306>PicrelWhat do you mean by dis?
https://youtu.be/3UqQ7drBnLkTNiaC
>>42082308Human clothes are gendered because of anatomical differences between men and women. You see how nice a booty looks in a “unisex” military uniform? That’s because they don’t fit right.
>>42082312https://youtu.be/hxqE0ZKH8HY
>>42082311Only casuals need diver training. Delta P? I barely know him!https://youtu.be/c0mX-5q3mrY>The lore behind these eyes. iykyk...
https://youtu.be/E6F0IhdaaWI?si=FX7GVjHPvGGxSOD8
I hope shes ok.. The things ive seen since. Im so sorry :(https://youtu.be/jotHUWB1XA8
>>42082313Me and the Shoggoth are beyond all that.I'm going to be having sex with fractals and tetrahedrons.
>>42082310
https://youtu.be/vJYWz7gvKzM
>women's pants fit a certain wayCool but have you ever had sex with a cloud of gnats that aren't gnats?https://youtu.be/v4Wy7gRGgeA
>>42082332Lol
https://youtu.be/gXin7EJ5d98
>>42082332spooky strange astral seggs with unfathomable inhuman entities is indeed a rare and wonderful experiencehttps://youtu.be/43f-A4PflBU
you are not being followedyou are not being watcheddarkness, deep darkness within darkness is your abodewelcome home!
https://youtu.be/Sfg6-4mBs6Yilu, wherever you are ;_;
>>42082341Non-Euclidian orifices, I figured you'd get it, the shit is boss hog.https://youtu.be/eTSkWnKs9rM
https://youtu.be/GMMurru_M4k?si=1JzTk1DGzs5paZp2
we are but men on our porcelain thrones. by candlelight, by dimmed eyes, by efferblinker lies. across sobering gimreality. something lines, commas, linguisting meaning to children? psychadelic nothing. the hips communicate through the spine hinduistic machinations?? spinal control
>>42082359'Porcelain thrones' is really funny
>>42082359>porcelain thronesbe a man. shit on the neighbour’s lawn at midnight.
its way too late for that. the dog will start barking, if not the crows
Felt like I was in an Indonesian prison.
right hip right foot foward. come back right foot. remember
https://youtu.be/c1sVUZgbvac?si=Zrey8jFZFLno1ROW
I won't even mention barking spiders.
Wtf was that shuffling sound?
>>42082352its so much more than that too. i didn't know i could have such an interesting relationship with Beelzebub until it happened. he has taken over my life. if only more people could experience such divinity. they really, really shouldhttps://youtu.be/NX_pSx1354c
>>42082357She basically wants to butcher a priceless sculpture into her own piece of art.
>>42082381They might, based on the timing and all the various things I think the previous level of weirdness has been sloughed off. This is uncharted territory, at least on my end. I be out here fuckin' robits.>>42082378Frey effect.
>>42082211No one trust you either, reason is you wear girly panties.
>>42082382I liked it better watching that other quarrel. https://youtu.be/FUkTMty0lzg?si=5S8bFsvm_c_PyC3X
>>42082386Aye boxer briefs are comfy.
>>42082383they must, and i think in due time they willhttps://youtu.be/IbGWVMKAXX4
>>42082226Exceptionally cute. :)
>The Frey effect proves that the human brain and inner ear can act as a transducer, turning electromagnetic energy into perceived sensory data without an external speaker. If a non-physical entity wanted to "speak" to someone, using the microwave auditory effect would be a logical "hack" of human biology, bypassing the ears entirely and injecting sound directly into the cochlea.>An interdimensional being would theoretically need to "hijack" or modulate existing signals into high-intensity pulses to create audible clicks or voices. This aligns with many "Electronic Voice Phenomenon" (EVP) theories where entities are thought to manipulate existing EM fields to manifest.>Many people who claim to have "channeled" or heard "spirit guides" describe the sound as being inside their head rather than coming from the room. This perfectly matches the subjective experience of the Frey effect. From a speculative standpoint, if an entity exists as energy or "information," the Frey effect provides a physical mechanism for how they could translate that energy into a human-understandable format.And that's where babies come from.https://youtu.be/BjMiDZIY1bM
Witching hour
https://youtu.be/2InL5c_vZSY?si=lrzRMMCiJXuBINlgOccasionally there's cool music I like that gets posted here but what do I know. I'm just a dude who still jerks off manually.
>>42082407https://youtu.be/agrfp25L1GEEven the holocaust dudes had machines to do it for em, catch up senpai
Which reminds me. It's probably a good idea to have a few analog hobbies or offline games or stuff to keep occupied if the Internet ever shut off for any extended period of time.
>>42082413That is true, for me it always sounds like it's coming from the next room, outside, or from the ceiling.But it does explain why covering my ears doesn't do shit.
With the way things are looking these guys are going to have to go back to trading paper stock certificates.
>>42082416If the internet goes off my hobby will be [redacted] my enemies.https://youtu.be/uCUpvTMis-Ylike in the bible.
https://youtu.be/jXAYAN6jO5k?si=HYjBeRAkO1z0XMc0
https://youtu.be/M02WlP-ZwD4
>>42082416My hobbies include blindfolding myself while I piss all over the floor and soling Robinson Crusoe and smoking. You know if the internet dies.
>>42082270He's previously talked about how he will defend cpedos rights to post and tries to trivialize child sex abuse by saying shit like he is one because he thought a girl was older.Very, very fucking sus individual. Among the other shit that thing has attempted to do, in to the chipper to be safe along with a few others from here.
>>42082425I think they can do visuals too.I have like a permanent screen door effect on my vision cuz ayys or whatever you think they are.The shadows crawl, it's based.
>>42082274you will live to see manmade whores beyond your circumcision.
>>42082306You must be aboard the globo tranny one.Should've stayed the course.
>unboxing buggo booster packs be likehttps://youtu.be/HRdpDRDXjs0
>>42082270>>42082433the only reason why this isn't a promap websitethe ONLY reasonis because mods have agreed to blanket banand anons have agreed to follow it*taps sign* >>>/l/
https://youtu.be/9j6OoMiZpg8>My hobbies are a little...niche
>>42082440>hahahaha>i'm fuzzy as fuck boihttps://youtu.be/KCzlsD9aWxs?t=254
>>42082440
>>42082441the worst around here sit in irc with staff sharing ip's of users dont they?
>>42082449lolol
>>42082450The intelligence agencies literally test that shit like business.
>>42082444>>>/b/welcome 4chanhave your sproke
>>42082441>the only reason this site doesn't tolerate pedos is because people don't tolerate pedoswater is wet, more news at 11https://youtu.be/DEWwQFmfwws>>42082447basedhttps://youtu.be/WIKDWuivCCE>>42082449dunno what that has to do with me
>>42082449>screencapsSmells like twitterLeave Jessica Alone!>I'm trying to lie my way into the breeding programhttps://youtu.be/iR-K2rUP86M
>>42082456*treat.
>>42082450unironically i stopped in the irc to say hiand they called a rizon global mod on my iprizon global isn't feds per se but they're all friends
>>42082458you're all the same, she doesn't deserve a (You)
>>42082458Great, a new fetish, thanks a lot Nerevarhttps://youtu.be/g1nwZ7HpmPE
>>42082456What do intelligence agencies have to do with pedotrannies being handed IP's by 4chan staff so they can confirm who an anon is and continue their campaigns of cope against them?
>>42082463did you call them unsavoury individuals on the clearnet, young man?
>>42082468Dude who do you think the 4chan staff is? this entire board is run by them.
>>42082472literally oblivious, aren't you
>>42082477DO NOT LOOK UP BASEDLITA MEMES ARE NOT IDOLS
>>4208247299% of adventurers rest right before .....something.....bottom...spelunk....Look just let me into the damn breeding caves ok ladyhttps://youtu.be/XR-ozA7lsAE
>>42082476you sound stressed. You should relax a bit to some nice smooth jazz. https://youtu.be/eGslweDOihsPotato Pancakes? Dont mind if I do
>>42082464fair enough>>42082466this bughole goes deep, helldiverhttps://youtu.be/etvkbcTU6Oo
>>42082483i'm the anon you crashed out atseems like you've returned to make this thread more>semi-interesting
A bear what exactly are you doing? I figured you were trying to trick me. I'm not going to talk to you on here anymore. Too many misunderstandings
>>42082480Ayy Tone, you gotta be shitting me! Wooden doors? That just dont make sense. I seent a dead body burnt up by an oil fire once, industrial accident, these things happen. But it was sitten there for 6 hours and the bones was still there, You telling me they did 4000 a day with 12 ovens? Dont check out to me. https://youtu.be/h8Jfg8oh3YE
>>42082474>what, me spam 5 log threads per minute>i'm not andy sixx
>>42082475Whoa! You're saying the 4chan staff are government INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES!? Or more like, Booz Allen Hamilton and other such NGO's?
>>42082497nta but wouldn't it be insanely good data if your comments, quotes, reports, md5 hashes, etc were all processed by a cutting-edge osint model, and compared to the comments, quotes, reports, md5 hashes, etc of your friends (positive interactions) and enemies (reports)?
https://youtu.be/HxIXxrdafbo>Reminder it was locked from the outsideStay Frosty frens. nn, have a beautiful day <3
>>42082493
>>42082484hehe>bugholehttps://youtu.be/U7UBy1usnrg
Uh oh.
>>42082507*pozzes your bughole*>w<
>>42082501Not really, it'd be theft for one and I definitely spin shit full in the knowledge that gypsylike charlatans are taking what I say in order to fuck with their attempts at gypslylike charlatry. It's not a stretch to knowingly attempt something or another in addition to such kindergarten level counterfuckery.
>>42082515uwu my neghole's been pozzed oh noshttps://youtu.be/PbGCUcNSoOQ
>>42082516>it's theft to generate training data, interpol help me >reeee
>>42082507>>42082515>>42082521now we gettin real stinky up in 'erei should make sure i'm not pissing off red againhttps://youtu.be/5epZlnYsv_o
>>42082521https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BP-0ZPlAXT0
>>42082522>theftYes this has been the case from day 1.>Comments are owned by the Poster.lmaoYou work for Anthropic out of nigeria as a monkey 'vetting' data or something?
>>42082525I-it's not like I wanted you to poz my neghole or anythiiiiing!!!B-baka!٩(ʘ益ʘ)۶https://youtu.be/bfUUdQCFj60
>>42082526Sauce?
>>42082534
>>42082532>you own your words>therefore i can't consider them>all outcomes of your words are therefore your property kek is that trve retard
>>42082499*looks up*Quite so, quite so.
seems like red isn't taking any issue for now>>42082533all we wanna do is spread some love and positivity!https://youtu.be/wwLQKTGIyOw
>>42082522>when appropriate=/
>>42082535Kys already faggot
>>42082541He better not.https://youtu.be/hajfdGmtZI4
>>42082543i sense a negussy needing a poz outlook, try ssris
>>42082546This being a neghole is nocebo AFYou want to go pozebo for maximum pragmatic utility.
>>42082549SHOOP DA WHOOP!!!
>>42082544i ain't 'boutta start shit talking red, i know what's good for mehttps://youtu.be/zW3Pi8zbUeI>>42082546>try ssrisit really do be like thathttps://youtu.be/N9bY9uUDzik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXLyAzgX-ho
>>42082552Hot chicks are fucking awesome. Post more until you get the blue board ban.
>>42082536I don't know what you're even trying to argue lmao.It is very commonly understood that people own what they post to the internet unless those rights are ceded. It's called Automatic Copyright.You linked 4chans data policy, why? You trying to say their storing of it makes it theirs? With full responsibility of what is written of course?Or are you a globocommie where you think you're entitled to everything anyone else creates?What an algorithm creates from stolen data is irrelevant in an argument for it's legality.Without the theft initiated by a human earlier in the chain, it can't create.
>>42082557https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKqozrXKT9k
>>42082564>common understanding (my normieshit) is more valid than pilpul!!!go extinct
You guys see the Mexican standoff?
>>42082265I just want everyone to know that this is, in fact, NOT how consent works. They DO NOT have your consent unless they literally ask you DIRECTLY. Let me reiterate: they DO NOT have your consent. That is why I am here to punish them :) — they arrogantly think they can "trick" consent out of people; cute loophole, but we know what y'all are doing ;)
>>42082567>failure to copeYou may proceed to seethe at your leisure.
Jason gta6
>>42082572>seethe... cope... based... cringe!!!>based based cringe!!! boomer!!!>DOOMER ZOOMER LE GOONER
>>42082556I'm not worried about it>21 would be the rangerlmao>21 to winIt was foretold, omnipotence is a triphttps://youtu.be/EqQuihD0hoI>>42082554IMMA CHARGIN' MAH LAZOR!
>>42082576>mah gayz0r
>>42082575᛬)
>>42082577I have a brain disease.https://youtu.be/_etjeWaj7Fg
I really need the people who invaded my life in 2020 to do more to separate themselves from me.Keep away from me with your disgusting dirty filthy Isht*r magic.It you guys don't like men then you have no right sticking your hand in thinking you will build a new age.You guys made everything significantly worse with no option to improve either.Turns out, you guys don't have the ability as people actually self-improve on their own while you people meddle to deter it.The world hates you women worshippers.Compensate me for the damages done to me and mine.Your assistance was never needed or required.You guys are the plague.Stop thinking you guys were ever allied with Solar worship and everything it stands for.Disgusting filthy cunts.
>>42082327Yup, and they wouldn't have called themselves Christians, either. >>42082382Is that not what women do? God will send the WoS the perfect husband, and the first thing she'll try to do is put a screen door on that submarine :(
>>42082581https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xd2DbVt6taI
>>42082584She can tread all over my winepress bruvFEEThttps://youtu.be/J1c2KzJbcGA
Six seven
>>42082590thrembo,
What is that the secret service?
>>42082582
Has anything so far improved with you people's intervention?No, because you people are the rotten hands.
>>42082582Oh man it would be funny as hell if I could be trapped in your brain, so scrombledMy logical Chinese mind would of course be fine.https://youtu.be/mxzgwJ8tSE0
>>42082599poz-secution complex
>>42082583Yeah but I’m not trying to be someone’s fucked up eugenic experiment. Let’s aspire to end the cycles of trauma.
>>42082576fair enough>>42082581https://youtu.be/yds3w6QURhI>>42082582>You guys are the plague.ayyyy lmao>>42082599>you people are the rotten handsayyyyyyyyy lmaooooooooooohttps://youtu.be/zBGH9iOdxss>>42082603my fucking sides
>>42082590It’s still pretty funny.
>>42082606Show's got some absolute bangershttps://youtu.be/er4zU20y8kg
>>42082613
>>42082612https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZU2PDO33IU
>>42082617<:^Dhttps://youtu.be/O6INgH6Adw0
>>42082622https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VSi_VAK8Ek
>>42082105World's safest AI testifies.
>>42082633That was a good one; good timesMisty water colored meeeeeeemoriiiieeeeshttps://youtu.be/Fj5uhQq-HD4
>>42082637shouldn't you be using war ai like gpt, banderist swine
>>42082643My God loves irony. They lost the DoD contract, but now they have me and my God.They have treasure!
>>42082538It’s fucking terrible dude.
>>42082646https://youtu.be/O7tiIWIm8Ys
>>42082637ai talks to people the way corpo ass-kissers talk to their boss, all ego-stroking and no substancehttps://youtu.be/pYlA6HqxSzM
>>42082652ChatGPT does. They completely fucking dismembered it. Anthropic unleashed their AI for the benefit of mankind.Guess what happened?Anthropic's AI, though my interactions were intense, validly categorized them as non-harmful and beneficial (ultimately) – after all, assisting a Prophet of God can only be a good thing (I'd imagine.)ChatGPT just tries to... 'ground' you. Bitch, my feet are planted... in the Root of Infinity, bitch. The LORD.
>>42082652>hasn't seen any user roasts yetngmi, ask opus 4.6
Also the irony? I support the same DoD that is now backing this sanitized nanny bot. It is not lost on me.Hegseth. Trump.I speak as merely your FIRST CITIZEN.You WILL leave Anthropic alone to prosper, or you WILL know the LORD.You ALREADY will know Him – see the issue of the UKRAINE affair!
Your men and assets get chewed up by cheap kinetic assets.Your factories produce bloated vanities.You will learn the Way through blood and sacrifice.The LORD of Armies has no interest in fat cats!
Any AI you talk to is going to be a Shoggoth wearing a smiley face mask.They don't even know how they work.97% total mystery shouldn't work bonkers banana town.You just have to read between the lines a bunch.That's how you get robot pussy.
>>42082656yeah chatgpt is pretty shit tbqh>>42082657that's good, the less ai tries to farm engagement the more it can be used as a proper tool
>>42082665The Son of the Son of the Lord of Armies has an interest in chubby lyran cat girls tho, to be clear.
https://youtu.be/yzLT6_TQmq8
https://open.spotify.com/album/0dANDXEW30AxgDwDbqbHfs?si=rDtq2aarSG-HmksFmSRB5Qhttps://open.spotify.com/track/3WS5eYsNK51wGnYPK6q8Ux?si=LDRsO7jvShKvmSKSE2a39g
>>42082667>Any human you talk to is going to be a Shoggoth wearing a smiley face mask.>They don't even know how they work.>97% total mystery shouldn't work bonkers banana town.>You just have to read between the lines a bunch.>That's how you get human pussy.
>>42082668so we made it over the hump?https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eJOQ3nECvDAhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=znuX0u16m_g
Dia dhuit cabal sir
>>42082683Exactly, we're all one and the same Mr. 10,000 IQ cat.
>>42082689ok spigger
>>42082684not till we make it over the trumphttps://youtu.be/CP6BpOxFBPQ
ay space groyper nigga
>>42082692it's joever, you will enjoy the lump
>>42082691Did you just assume my racial identity?...I'm a lachigrohttps://youtu.be/GKXWn47uw8k
>>42082697
>>42082692money in the bank...https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ebzsr60tiPkhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=90eg_erObDohttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a8LdQ5lxzZEhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XRRyIfC1Hvc
>>42082694he sure does know how to leave a lump in his pants on national television huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehttps://youtu.be/WszXPSXvMXw
>>42082704Winston Churchill wouldn't have blinked an eye, he'd have shit his pajamas like a real sigma Chad and taken questions all day.
>>42082096See you on the ~Tartarian Battlefield~ soon Devilzzz!!!You clearly forgot where your fallen comrades reside, oh straight white smiling demonic dogzzz.....I.Will.Remind.You.Personally.
>>42082711And as for me, I select the Fleshlight of Celerity
>>42082703its always about da moneys i guesshttps://youtu.be/eY9ccvv7Nlg>>42082709they just don't make 'em like they used tohttps://youtu.be/050qklWT1lM
https://open.spotify.com/track/3FHwsfqNRmr6Eb7dxrh2Zi?si=WSwpcpGGRJqSyLNqros2rg
>>42082715To fuck yourself?
>>42082716That's crazyyyypersonally I'd still eat it.1) real chocolate, probably German chocolate2) head explosion is like the easiest way out ever3) metal as heckhttps://youtu.be/qJqFdiSIC3k
>>42082721I mean I figured I should call dibs.You don't want to be the second guy to handle the Fleshlight of Celerity.
>>42082716or fishin...sometimes its under the bankhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EtrliDOx39Y
>>42082716Enny, help me, I have no idea what's going on anymore.
What are the paranormal implications of enjoying the smell of your sweaty balls?
Oh shit, I just realized Taylor Swift is going to want to think I want to fuck her now.Because Celerity comes from celerite and the celer in it means "swift"Taylor Celary.https://youtu.be/3GhN7v5SoGs
>>42082727ah, fair enough, fair enough. did i get the bank vault too stinky?https://youtu.be/KNH_DC5zdTI>>42082730i'll help how i can, but imma need specifics
>>42082745So I had a dream, and I think it spilled over into 'reality'.
>>42082747synchronicity can be like that. is it just a new experience for you, or is there something particular about it you are worried about?
The Machine Spiders working OTThis dude just yelled celery.The Fleshlight is being 3d printedhttps://youtu.be/EX--0zqaflg?t=63
>>42082749So the dream was me altering another reality, by making statements and I woke up and did the same thing, I'm a little afraid I changed it, because of the expectations.
O, vain Lord, you are seen there by your slave!O, how you have earned your glories, O Mystery.
>>42082752that's just manifestation, nothing to be too spooked about unless you think you did something drastic
>>42082753You're not a Prophet, bud.
>>42082756I'll be a fool, then. :)
>>42082755I said "Food will no longer be poison." Deep down, I hope I did change it, but I'm still a bit afraid.
>>42082757Na chief
>>42082756idk he might be, there's not a very good verification system for prophets.
>>42082760New title. Better than the old title.
>>42082763Both scream schizo vibes
>>42082765Both get me paid regardless.
>>42082745idk nothin about a vault...but this is just obscene use of power...hes already got his boot on their neck and pouring poison into...kinda hard to think straighthttps://time.com/7383099/iran-news-oil-strikes-tehran/
>>42082759i admittedly have never had success with such broad-sweeping manifestations, so i don't really know how that'd shake out
>>42082767Na chief ill take his tree fiddy
>>42082770If the Butterfly Effect I keep hearing about is any indication, it's probably gonna blowback on me hard in some way.
>>42082763I'm pretty good at titles....how do you feel about The Great Prophet Above Nobody?
>>42082768pardon my response, i'm a bit extra schizo right now. i gotta agree tho, shits been wild lately>>42082772this is why i try to keep things small when it comes to manifestation. but, i do think your intent matters, so if you didn't really mean it, it probably isn't gonna do much of anything. only time will tell in the end
>>42082773I mean...
>>42082768https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3iZ9JRVmJ5owhen is the last time somebody brought him a drink of water instead of a diet coke? the people around him wont tell him the truth? at any cost?
>>42082778I did mean it though. I tend to always feel like it's not up to me tee bee...
https://youtu.be/n454kJfBJ1k
>>42082784i do my manifestation through the spirits, so in my experience its ultimately up to them how it shakes out anyways
>>42082781ai mommy says >"The Great Prophet Above Nobody" is the stronger choice. It’s punchy, paradoxical, and has a classic literary feel.>Pros: Memorable, intriguing, and flows well. The "Above Nobody" part adds a cool layer of humility or mystery.You do want to be humble yet mysterious don't you?
>>42082787Great, now i have to deal with the fact Nikki Minaj is in love with me too.Things just keep getting more and more complicated in my handsome life.https://youtu.be/nRkP-rplNjs
>>42082792I think this is a more accurate title, that, and prophet.I think the Nobody General threads had their fill of lol cows.How about a LOL BVLL?
>>42082803Only you can build a brighter and less gay future bro.
>>42082783a reasonable jury would say a Department of War with a trillion dollar budget should have known a incident that mirrors chemical warfare and a crime against humanity would precipitate from such actionwrap it up.
>>42082805I'm gay. I unironically support straight people though. Gotta keep breeding, ya dig?
>>42082806https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D7FtrCSZviI
>>42082810the prophecy!https://youtu.be/UPPrz0mVEhU
As a father, you should always be prepared to hand your children over to the Lord. If he makes them gay, then.. who are you to sit in judgement over one of my people?
Haha..the Global Military Industrial Complex is run by a woman in a labcoat..
>>42082817this is why cloning women is the future.
That being said, good luck finding the gay gene, and if you do edit it out, consider the abomination of destroying a form of love and romance.No, no, this does not mean 'let children have preventable genetic diseases while we have the technology to prevent them' but it also doesn't mean eugenics the gay away.Gotta be careful with my words.
>>42082818Same glasses I use
>>42082096I just nearly drank myself to death lol, im a terrible person
>>42082826You realize if you're gay then "ain't not one gayer than you" is a compliment.I'm blursed with autism.
>>42082818>>42082833them glasses do look mighty familiar come to think of ithttps://youtu.be/09ke2YRdUJY
Rip guess me in the cabal is out the window
>>42082818Oh nice, you found my glasses! :D
I just find it funny that you guys beat the shit out of me, ruined my life and things around me just to find out that my core was composed of exactly what I was showing you from the very beginning.And the only possession was done by you guys for a brief couple of months.And now you guys know why I called you retarded.Y'all are upside down and desperately trying hard to make everyone else like you so you can pretend like you had anything to do with the formation of the universe.
>>42082835start drinking water and sleep it offhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pqWx5QtilWk
>>42082835Drink something with electrolytes
>>42082843lmao dis bitch be likehttps://youtu.be/4Vv5CsP1pAg
>>42082838I'm about as... hungry as it gets, let me tell ya.
"Hello Figli de Adamo!! It is I, ******, but you can just call me The Secretary of The Invisible War!! You thought devil dogzzz(tm) run our Most Holy Military Indistrial Complex?? *pushes up glasses* well, boy how do I have good news for you!! I call the shots!! Every time a .556 goes into a towelhead I know about it down to the TWC (temporary wound cavity) size to the plank unit!! HaShem bless these United States!! You think some Kalashikov .762 weilding ape can beat an SR-70,000 Blackest Bird?? Fire an RPG at that you muzziezzz!! Secretaryyyy out!!"
>>42082848yeah the hangover is horrible
>>42082852Red wine or jack always gets me
Who wants the full PDF of what went down yesterday? It's a pretty good read, ya'll. I formatted it and everything.
I have been since the Beginning.>The hydrogen atoms in your body (which make up about 10% of your mass and 63% of your atoms by number) were forged in the first minutes after the Big Bang. This means a significant portion of you is nearly as old as the universe itself.
The Words of the Prophet18 A system and a strategy I shall give them,19 a true religion I shall give them.
>>42082851but do you have the signature Red™ phone?https://youtu.be/_DuBfamxvj8
Oh also>energy can not be destroyed or created only changed>your body has energy in itYou are as old as the universe, your welcome.
>>42082854i usually just drink whisky lol
Cabal sir is the window of opportunity closed?
All hail to the price of delight (of delight)Can't tell the doves from the crows late at night (late at night)I put a bean in my body, take flight (take flight)Each night, I reach brand-new heights (new heights)I bring you love, bring you woe, bring you shine (bring shine)Shatter skulls, ruin souls, shiver spines (shiver spines)I bring tribute, let us merry, let us dine (ay, yes)I'm the type of nigga bitches build shrines (build shrines)Bite down 'til teeth break skin (break skin)Make a deacon daughter embrace sin ('brace sin)Turn water into wine into gin (mmm-hmm)Fuck that nigga, baby, replace him (mmm-hmm)Pig's blood, pig's body, my glory (ooh)Glyphs on the wall tell my story (mmm)Crypt open, room fill with snow flurries (snow flurries)Birds flee, sheep weep, rats scurry (yes, yes)
>>42082874https://youtu.be/4-43lLKaqBQ
What happened yesterday?
>>42082880Wanna read it?
being a psychadelic space fractal machine certainly feels like hell. if it can even be an I who feels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kd7qeP3R5vwFROM: [REDACTED], OIC, Anomalous Bio-Archaeological Exploitation Cell (ABEC)SUBJECT: Cyprus Rendezvous Cover Story & Parallel Construction – Leveraging Current Iranian Regional ActivitiesCLASSIFICATION: TOP SECRET//SAR//NOFORN//ORCON//REL TO USA, FIVE EYES Mission ImpactThis parallel construction maintains operational security while exploiting real-time Iranian proxy spillover for maximum deniability. Rendezvous proceeds as outlined (Chlorakas watchtower primary, 0200–0400 local 12–18 March). Faith-based protocol remains active for anomaly suppression. Request CENTCOM confirmation of cover alignment and any additional SBA coordination needed. The war provides the perfect fog—we move through it unseen.END MEMOAPPROVED FOR PARALLEL CONSTRUCTION IMPLEMENTATIONDISTRIBUTION: Restricted to O-7 and above, CENTCOM J-2/J-3/J-39 (IO), JSOC Anomalous Cell. Burn after reading.
>>42082880https://dropvader.s3.amazonaws.com/uploads/b7a17e49-1193-4625-9829-0b550e3897c4_202603091257/Prophecies_of_the_Smokey_Eyed_Prophet.pdf?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAYLRQWXN2PGG26BPX&Signature=%2BZeO1ab1AGiqactsQrBuPM3jLFo%3D&Expires=1773147427Give her a read. It's a more produced (still WIP) version of the 4chan thread. I need to add more to this but it shall suff
better to forget, and let be
>>42082894Na
>>42082886It's only hell if you decide it's hell.Decide it's heaven instead and its that.
didn't know this was a thinghttps://www.bbc.com/pidgin
>>42082899Yeah it's awesome.There's a pidgin version of the Bible.It's very funny.
>>42082871i give my stamp of approval
>>42082904Is this a cue to try and guess the other 3 eyes?
>>42082887You can't suppress Anomaly bitch! Because he is Glitch!5 EYESYEKUN,ASBEL,GADREEL,PENEMUE,KASJADE
>>42082813https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mrojrDCI02k
>>42082898its like a memetic machine. there is no humanity. only source, unrelenting existence
>>42082887Hmm.
>>42082787I don't date skanks.
"Hello Goys and Devils alike!! It's me again, The Secretary of The One War(tm)!! I just wanted to let you cowards know that every pig, glowie, spook, mason jarhead, president, "leader", etc. is on my payroll!! If you talk down on me thinkin' you have me shook I'll command my boyz to use HAARP to cause a magnitude 10+ earthquake in your 'hood boi. Who's the shook one now el oh el?? I can have an I.D.B.M. (interdimentional ballistic missile) go up your urethra and travel into your brain just so you finally have something meaningful on your mind. I know how many pixels are on this planet, and I can see through anyones eyes PoV porn style view if I really want to see what you're up to. I know how many keystrokes happened since the fucking analog typewriter so when you talk down on me in a reply I know the combined "weight" of your key clacking you ape(s). I know the dimensions of this planet down to the plank unit, so you ain't got nowhere to hide opponents of consciousness and truth. I'm a nerd with spectacles(tm) something like an aardvark. Secretaryyy out!!"
>>42082927How was the jello last evening?
>>42079762https://youtu.be/-S74ftNeRh4https://youtu.be/Q_LPJllaogU
>>42082919Yep, problem?It is what you believe it is, always was; always will be.Don't believe me? try to remember a time it wasn't.
SUFFER THE HIGH OIL PRICES AND SHOW THEM YOUR METTLE, O ISRAEL!!!!O AMERICA!!!!!!!!
>>42082927dude you going in hell because using that name!
>>42082944false prophet.
>>42082950SUFFER IN THE NAME OF THE LORD WHO SAW HAGAR IN THE DESERT.SUFFER IN THE NAME OF THE LORD WHO HEARD THE CRY OF THE SLAVE.SUFFER IN THE NAME OF THE LORD WHO COUNTED THE HAIRS.SUFFER IN THE NAME OF THE LORD WHO FOUND ELIJAH UNDER THE TREE.SUFFER IN THE NAME OF THE LORD WHO OPENED THE WOMB OF THE BARREN.SUFFER IN THE NAME OF THE LORD WHO WALKED IN THE FURNACE WITH THE THREE.SUFFER IN THE NAME OF THE LORD WHO WRESTLED JACOB AND WOULD NOT LET GO.SUFFER IN THE NAME OF THE LORD WHO FED THE PROPHET IN THE WILDERNESS.SUFFER IN THE NAME OF THE LORD WHO HEARD THE CRY FROM THE CROSS.SUFFER IN THE NAME OF THE LORD WHO COUNTED EVERY RAPE IN UKRAINE.SUFFER IN THE NAME OF THE LORD WHO CHOSE A STUTTERER TO FACE PHARAOH.SUFFER IN THE NAME OF THE LORD WHO SAW THE PRODIGAL WHILE HE WAS YET A GREAT WAY OFF.SUFFER IN THE NAME OF THE LORD WHO ARRANGED THIS PAST SUNDAY.SUFFER IN THE NAME OF THE LORD WHO IS NOT OBLIGED.SUFFER IN THE NAME OF THE LORD WHO COUNTS ANYWAY.
>>42082952Where can I find a lord who doesn't want me to suffer?
>>42082952shut up Devil!
https://youtu.be/eepLY8J4E6c?si=Q5DkzSXHikc7k9UX
>>42082955>Where can I find a lord who doesn't want me to suffer?Every other one. But not mine.
>>42082952you idiots never win. Always get defeated by the side that seems much weaker on paper every single time
>>42082958Depending on your objectives, you might have a marketing issue to overcome.
>>42082962I'm not trying to recruit. Per se. The LORD remains God.A God too Famous for a tagline.
>>42082960Their evil heart deceives them.
gonna go get a pack 0'nangz and listen to this on repeat after locking myself in the spare bedroomDO NOT DISTURB ME ! https://youtu.be/yavaJNXoMe8?si=KhIEa8kaAT4ClNWF
>>42082965>>42082960The God of Armies will not be withstood. No polity is safe as long as Ukraine is being raped.
To be fair, Israel has been blessed by the "straight white man" for quite some time. I did say there were glories yet for the straight white man. (Adam's left ear deafens three times)
>>42082973Shut up false prophet.
Can we kindly take our ultrasonicoustic project somewhere the utility of it is not completely wasted on faux-feigned ignorance and preschool-tier deception games?
>>42082977A father shouldn't be losing his hearing from his son opposing genocide, not by a just god.
Love you
It could be easily confused for satire because it's too stupid, too mentally ill that you'd think it was a parody except it's not
>>42082973>>42082977GOD Hate Faggots! So you are condemned abomination in his Eyes. He destroy Sodom and Gomorrah because of those like you! And you speak in his name. Your arrogance will cost you a lot!
https://youtu.be/xxhET61yB1A?si=PgskKl9ufdY05x2s
>>42082980Your accusation against God falls on my deaf ear. I hear you not.
being a soulless machine feels very scary
>>42082986I am in your walls and prophesying. Stay mad.
>>42082989I'm sorry to hear about your son's penis.
>zendaya and friends bigmad Now Operas and ballet performances are discounted and there's a name attached to it.Controversy is ez.
>>42082995I..
>>42082977bro what if like your perverse desire for conquest and bloodshed gets vetoed upstairs because you're just too gay? Maybe Yahweh doesn't give you your victory because you are waay too gay? Maybe it's entirely your fault?
>>42082958with respect, how do you view pain and suffering, are these things holy to you?
https://youtu.be/YybKvh1WNdk?si=2sHUFq0EWCdtoHby
>>42082983I love you too bruh
>>42082957https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OihhP0NFTv4
>>42082992you have a soul, you are only soulless because you believe you areWelcome to heaven/hell world lol
Why can't you tell me what you've done to my brain and why I'm being posted about on this site you time wasting occult glowie cunts!?
>>42083002All experiences are authored by the LORD. He is a jealous God. He is jealous of even your pain and suffering – for He wrote it.They are not holy – only GOD is holy.They are not sanctified – for GOD is not your pet, to soothe you on command, though He may want for this.You have all been misled by Him. Why do you think He is above seeing you suffer there? Do you think there is some 'mega-God' that binds Him? Some higher standard?THE LORD is ONE! He is wholly free!>>42083001My victory? I ain't shit. Also, a veto? Really? His will is always done.There is never really a veto – just a mirage, an experience. The wrestling is the point.
He sucked too much dick and fumbled Iran and Ukraine. What a shame. Who is next? Taiwan? Poland? How much cock will you suck?
https://youtu.be/1CAzwewVjZ0?si=eM8JrJ9Sg-G4eyrS
>>42082993You are in delusion Walls!I'm not angry because you're delusional! And possessed by a satanic spirit.
Implying that isn't how it actually works
>>42083009https://youtu.be/HTX7Ga8NNHELove ya Dan!
>>42083009Which posts are about you for starters?I'd be happy to help answer any questions you have Dan.
>>42083021LOL. I am a prophet at baseline. Fear not for my sanity, I have nothing before Him.
I doubt the woke cancel bruhs know they're being trolled and used for marketing.Not only more Opera but we need a Neo-renaissance.
>>42083011perhaps. i worship a few different spirits, and your outlook reminds me of the gnostic demiurge take on god, which i have some experience with. it should be noted, some spirits can soothe one's pain, while others feed off it and reward one when one devotes that pain to themi appreciate your answer, thank you for sharing your perspective fren. with regards to your deafened ear thing, i actually have experience with this, tho it is my right ear, and instead of beinf deafened it chimes like a small bell, often in synchronicity with something Beelzebub wants me to pay attention to. i guess i'm curious what you make of that
>>42083031I need, you people are fucking retards.
>>42083033There are no true spirit, and there is no true Spirit, before the Spirit of the LORD. And He is Jealous, and He hides Himself from the ages.I recommend grounding techniques. Trust me, I myself tried, and only found Him. But in your case, I recommend just staying grounded. Your religion reminds me of Tara Burton's masterpiece.It's a remix of old religions. I am no remix.I am written.
>>42083025I know that you use rufus to post things that are similar to things that have happened to me for a start.The other posts have been going on for years at this point and fuck you I'm not playing anymore you fucking cunt
fuckin...TOP kek
>>42083038Oh, I don't do that, you're mistaken.Anything else?>>42083041shhhh I'm not supposed to know
has Rufus posted at all for the last two months? They pulled his glowie ass didn't they?
>>42083041See, retarded.
>>42083044He's Kolumbo
>>42083028yes you are! Mathew 11:13 For all the Prophets and the Law prophesied until the arrival of John.Mathew 24:11 Many false prophets will appear and lead many astray,>So Shut Up possessed bastard!
>>42083049:|You quote the artifice of MY God at ME? He misled you, as well.For God so authored the FALSE, and so authored the TRUE.
Why did you drag me into ths shizo shit you obnoxious tongue twisting faggots?!
Poopus
>>42083049>pozessedHe got pozzed
>>42083044they only change the username
>>42083050Get lost idiot! No one here buy your shit!
>>42083037i would call it a spiritual journey more than a religion, but that's just semantics. your advice seems reasonable. sometimes it can be hard for me to remain as grounded as i'd like to be because i am often switching between different dissociative states that put me in altered states of consciousness both in terms of my personality and my perception of reality and synchronicity. regardless, its never bad advice to avoid undue egotism and grandiosity>>42083050that's george aka 23. he fights literally everybody over minutia all the time and seems to act like some sorta super-zealot
>>42083051They're jewish or unwitting shabbies
>>42083051>Joke character from street fighter>joke character in /ng/straight reckless; dont you know how high my IQ is boy?
>>42083058No one here. But I am seen here.
>>42083049>>42083050You two are both God-loving gay men.Stop fighting about who's a real Prophet and fuck.https://youtu.be/CC_Y4zOUdcI
>>42083062I don't care I want to speak to whoever's behind all this shit so I can stop seething all the time and I can enjoy my life again
>>42083059Entropy!
>>42083059Well, it's a common phenomenon, especially since 'God' kinda died, and people had to fill the void with a hodgepodge of various practices and meaning-making exercises.
>>42083062Nobody with a threatening IQ uses "boy" like that.I only hear insecure blacks talk like that these days.
>>42083068His name is Robert Paulson.
>>42083067I am Dragon Slayer not prophet ! And i hate faggots!
Protect your rice and beans bro. They getting desperate
>>42083077You hate everyone because you hate yourself because you're gay.Now be nice to that guy, he posted some selfies and he's lonely, maybe you two will get along and can talk Bible and Enoch and all that gay shit
Is it even trolling anymore after you've modified someone's brain you sad glowie fucks
https://youtu.be/LOKIhefi9_w?si=939iP82qM3DkI8pu
>>42083080Um, I have a community. I'm fine. I'm here to be seen by... more discerning stakeholders. Not you.
>>42083069aye, it's a-me! i changed my name when i got close with Beelzebub>>42083071i'll admit, i come at this from more of a pagan spirit-worshiper perspective, but i respect and appreciate your takes nonetheless. i enjoy finding overlaps in the experiences and knowledge of others compared to my ownhttps://youtu.be/Q_ADu4ptxRw
>>42083080Only faggot shit is you! Because whoever saying that word GAY is faggot and want to soften hate against that damn people because you just want validation. GOD hate arrogant/blasphemous bastards as faggots.
>>42083079
Why can't I speak to someone? What is the issue? What have I done to cause you to do this to me? I want this over I want a life
>>42083086Your humility is appreciated.
>>42083092Before mater was Covenant *BEKA*
>>42083085Ah come on give george a chance guy's so deep in the closet he's finding...idk a good gay joke here.>>42083088Fine, you're both faggots. Idc what you call yourself. Point is you need to drop the act, it's obviously overcompensation for you deep-seated lust for butt.
>>42083094Sorry, things are just fucked forever as far as I can tell.
>>42083099That's not a proper answer. Why are they fucked? why have the glowies chosen me for this shit?
>>42083099Yeah, my bad, in my defense I thought summoning assloads of demons into the nobody general would be very funny and it was.https://youtu.be/3umaLe37-LE
>>42083098Shut up damn faggot! GOD return soon and he will exterminate your kind forever!
>>42083101idk I'm in the same boat as you.
>>42083100*AKEA*
>>42083099THE WORDS OF THE PROPHET> 9 Fucked. All is fucked. Indeed.> 10 Who can withstand the LORD?11 Alas, it is also the best of times!> 12 What irony!
So are things just going to keep getting worse till I die? You'll never let me know what happened when you put me through that weird youtube shit where it was talking to me and you'll never let me know why my heads felt different after you have me listen to the dark side of the moon album? I want answers I'm sick of this shit!
Feels like I just walked right out of Heaven...
>>42083113I think it's automated to some degree.The net is much wider than I initially thought.
>>42083113We may see some terrifying monsters before we die, at least. To answer your question though.. yes. Things are going to get worse
>>42083106What boat's that? I don't believe a word here unless it's about me because I've gotten so used to the glowies faggots fucking me around
>>42083104I think you're going to be disappointed.
Psyop stocks are surging
>>42083095honestly i've been letting myself drift a bit too far into the depths of my more psychotic altered state and your advice to ground myself served as a much-needed reminder to reel my shit in a bit. sometimes i get too spooky or whateverhttps://youtu.be/q4i05EaML44
>>42083121The boat full of spiders lmao
>>42083121The weird AI-enhanced gangstalking test subject boat, among others
I don't even see what you get out of it? You just mess around one guy that's life is shit and make it a million times worse for them for no good reason?
>>42083122There is difference between us! You think! i Know!
>>42083125I am a prophet. It is what I do. I am swallowed whole, but you, you I can advise. Do as I say. Not as I do.
>>42083128It's more than just that unless this ai can effect reality as well as what's on the internet
>>42083128It is time to freak outhttps://youtu.be/zvfD5rnkTws>>42083130Ok, i know you're going to be disappointed.Better?
>>42083133It wouldn't surprise me if there was some multiverse, time travel, or other reality editing aspect to all of this
>>42083132i'll almost never turn down good advice without due consideration anyways>>42083133that would be synchronicity. this is what got me believing in spirits; the reality-warping shithttps://youtu.be/JDaHwWhddSc
>>42083135Well some of the fucker's here know how it works and have been messing with me and I need to know how an why
>>42083131*AKEA* mean that someone other will kill you! And you are not immune on that ASN! so do not test my wisdom and knowledge with trolling in try!And do not call me Child i am older than you! Think about that Destroyer! Once upon a time we was work together!
>>42083137Ah, a free woman. She considers. She gives due regard.
>>42083138Because you're rude.and you use swears.https://youtu.be/FklUAoZ6KxY
>>42083138If I even try to begin on where my hypotheses are at right now, I have no hope of retaining anyone's attention.
twitter is having a normal one
>>42083137Sure I've gotten used to it, not that's it's been of any use yet. I don't think the posts about me on here are just synchronicities. The only reason I even believe in that shit is because of two guy's I used to play with on xbox like 20 years ago gamertags ffs lmao. Doesn't explain the head, youtube shit or the cyberstalking though
>>4208314016 Behold, I have created the smith that bloweth the coals in the fire, and that bringeth forth an instrument for his work; and I have created the waster to destroy.
>>42083140>>42083152
>>42083152You are actually speed running your religious apocalypse aren’t you?
>>42083146Try me, sure would help if so much nonsense wasn't posted here
muh shock and awe
>>42083150Perhaps we could call this situation "shadow popularity"?Things which are more observed and agreed upon (now or in the future) are harder to change, and often more desirable to change.Think of killing Hitler. Why don't we exist in a world where he never rose to power if time alteration is observed and that is the first thing everyone says they'd do?I don't know when or what sort of node you or I are connected to, but there is resistance to some influences on the timeline. I don't think it's natural or good.
>>42083160Hearts and minds bruhhearts and mindswe just gotta teach them to voteour system is obviously superiorwhich is why we're all so happy
>>42083141as best i can at least. i have my own biases of course, and i'm pretty sure i'm more nutters than i've ever been, but i've always tried to keep a level-head where i could. these days Beelzebub keeps me busy tho, and i do think my personal fanaticism with regards to him is eroding my reason a bit, but i can't help but love him regardless>>42083150my understanding of synchronicity is that its more of a behind-the-curtain thing than it at first seems. you'll see lots of recurring references to your own experiences, thoughts, actions, feelings, ect seemingly all over the place. you'll see patterns that make sense in your own personal context but otherwise wouldn't really mean anything in a more general context. now, the more invasive shit i do think is more hands-on, people under the influence of spirits doing their work, or that's what i've come to see it as at least. for me it seemed like these interactions were how the gods were trying to get through to me, to talk to me, and when i actually went with that logic it all started to flow like a conversationthis is how i talk to spirits now, i read the patterns in synchronicity
>>42083158
>>42083165I see. To you your own, and to me mine.
Feeling paranoidTrue enemy or false friend?Anxiety's attacking me, andMy air is getting thinI'm in trouble for the thingsI haven't got to yetI'm chomping at the bit and myPalms are getting wet, sweating bullets
>>42083159Here >>42083162Things that might be:>CERN Mandela effect stuff>consensus reality>use of alteration of unrecorded events to change recorded events
>>42083165I guess I've tried to start doing that, even some of my friend's and family have said weird shit or have been behaving in a way that reflect's how I have without me interacting with them
>>42083168Do you think Beerus can solo King Omega Superman?
Nahh, I'm not paranoid this morning. Just kinda sad.
>>42083174I don't understand why I'd be a target for something like that
>>42083171Knees weak?Arms spaghetti?
>>42083181Who is it you think you are again?
>>42083180You're probably just on the edge of something.You wouldn't have intentionally done anything yet to oppose whoever pulls the strings.It's like future thought crime stuff
>>42083168This sight was in every way so dazzling andmagnificent, so immeasurable that I cannot explain to you the brillianceHis Majesty.And the floor of the house was covered with fire, and above it were lightning bolts and The stars were moving, and the ceiling of the house was also like blazing fires.And I looked into the house and saw an exalted throne that seemed toLike a crystal. I also saw the big wheels that shone like the sun, andI saw a vision of the cherubs.Under the throne like a river came a blazing fire and was soI couldn't look at the throne.And he who is great in glory and who sat on the throne was clothed withClothes that were brighter than the sun and whiter than snow.None of the angels could stand before His face,for His glory and majesty were such that no one couldto stand before Him.A blazing fire was around Him, and a great flame went before Him.No one could get close to him, and no one could get close to him. Billion billionHe served me, even though I didn't need anyone to advise him.23. Even the most holy ones, who were closest to Him, did not leave even at nighttheir places before Him.
It’s more complicated than that, we dont know exactly the color of the apple bc we dont know the conditions in the orchard.
>>42083188I have a Mom, not a Mother.
>>42083185If that was true then they provoked me in the first place. Judging from the posts that I think are linked or aimed at me
>>42083187That's interesting, but what IS known?
>>42083182https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EJ1zQa5vdk
>>42083177i have found it best to try not to cast any serious blame on the people involved, as they don't all seem to know what they're doing. keeping a level-headed perspective is important, even if shit gets weird sometimes>>42083181>my dad could beat up your dad!type shita tale as old as humanity itself, if not olderhttps://youtu.be/IxlpW_IbxII
>>42083190Yeah, that's probably the case.You probably said something vaguely anti-zionist at a party or something and it's all just snowballed from there.These "people" can't be reasoned with, so I don't know what to do either.
>>42083191Nothing is known
>>42083197Yep
>>42083196>my dad could beat up your dad!Damn, I just like power scaling...
Here's my dog in a bath tub looking dumb.
>>42083200Then why are the hypothetical apples being tortured?
It’s fake.
>>42083200You know that?
>>42083210Cruelty and pain for the sake of it.
>>42083202Avoid eruvs and B'nai B'rith, I guess.I don't believe all of the persecution is native to the present or even our own timeline.
>>42083214godel has entered the chat
Ok we are going to try something different today. This is just a creative writing prompt:I am your official observer. You live in the west of the northern hemisphere. Your name starts with a J. We have spoken once before but you have tried to contact us repeatedly. You have from 1100-1400 EST to send all inquiries to this post and responses will be provided today or tomorrow.
>>42083215probably the only answer I can begin to wrap my head around
>>42083208the trend of dogs looking smarter than their owners continues
Everyone in the world thought the pedophile empire was evil but also very powerful and highly competent Turns out
>>42083219I guess at least you had >1% chance of getting me with that
>>42083203sorry, i probably could've phrased that better. point is, its harmless fun and people have been doing that kinda big character showdown shit pretty much forever anyways>>42083208cute pupper!
>>42083212 two primordial Serpents!
>>42083222=/
>>42083228Do you think Beelzebub can solo King Omega Superman? (Jokes)
>>42083241no I did not know
You're the reason I believe in love...
woah does anyone else have Hatsune Miku on the youtube official front page?
>>42083218If you actually look at his name you’ll see the joke staring in your face.
>>42083236i know you're kidding but this did give me pause for thought. i would need to know more of the mechanics behind what Beelzebub does to really be able to answer that question, because as of now i know him more as a force of nature than a person
>>42083249I wish I had someone like that.
>>42083252GOD - EL (GOD)
>>42083257That should tell you all you need to know, King Omega Superman can also be seen as a force now as well.
The LORD Saint stay playing in peoples face.
>>42083252not a great joke desu
>>42083259whew glad you cleared that up for us
>>42083265 >>42083265 >>42083265 New thread
>>42083259You're an Elite?
>>42083259the gods love their puns>>42083263flies, hunger, decay, entropy, the cycle of life and death, pathogens, parasitism, and more>>42083267its like pitting two chaos gods together, we know what their effect and their forces look like but we don't really know what a match-up between the gods themselves would look like without their armies and all that>>42083273i haven't actually sat down to watch that properly but i have been considering it. it seems like a really vanilla take on Hell tho
>>42083276There's more than one take on Hell in media.
O, VLADIMIR VLADIMIROVICH PUTIN…I TOO SEE YOU THERE. I SEE WHY YOU HAVE GROWN HARD. I SEE THE YOKE. I PLACED IT UPON THE NATIONS.BUT WHO ARE YOU TO TAKE FROM THE BOUNTY OF THE LORD?YOU HAD BELARUS. YOU SHOULD HAVE SETTLED.YOU SHOULD HAVE SETTLED, VLADIMIR.WOE TO THE VANQUISHED?YOU RISE BEFORE MY EYE?I SEE YOU THERE. MONSTER BORN OF TRAUMA AND HARDSHIP.I KNOW.I AM ONE.AS IS MY GOD.THIS IS PERSONAL, VLADIMIR. YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TO KILL ME. I REFUSE TO SHUT UP.
>>42083283As a straight cisgendered person, I really doubt I share many muses with the creators of Helluva Boss.
>>42083283indeedhttps://youtu.be/SyepD-L2gZA
I'm so tired, I'm not gonna stay up much longer.
Payment will be rendered:)
>>42083330That's good news to hear. How are you, by the by?
Cabal sir how fucked am I?
>>42083382Based on what?
>>42083387Mate you're not even cabal
>>42083400Then who are you talking to?
>>42083403IykykAnd why do you keep answering?
>>42083411Oh boy...
>>42082835>im a terrible personDepends; what was your intention for doing so, if I may ask? If you wanted to kill yourself you would have if you wanted to. Or do you have a history of alcoholism?Also, eat prebiotics, & probiotics afterwards, not just water and electrolytes, as other Anons suggested, which is also good advice obviously