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Reminder that NASA is officially an intel agency
>>42011100
https://theskylive.com/3dsolarsystem?objs=c2025n1
https://ssd.jpl.nasa.gov/tools/sbdb_lookup.html#/?sstr=C%2F2025%20N1&view=VOP

1.Retrograde orbit aligns within 5° of the ecliptic; p. .2%
2.July–Nov '25: showed a true sunward jet (anti-tail), not a geometric illusion
3.Nucleus mass ≈106× 1I/Oumuamua and 103× 2I/Borisov, moving faster than both; p. <.1%
4.Arrival timing placed it <10mil km of Mars, Venus, Jupiter and hidden from Earth at perihelion; p. .005%
5.Gas plume: far more Ni than Fe (industrial-like Ni alloys) + Ni/CN ratio orders of magnitude above all comets incl. 2I/Borisov; p. <1%
6.Gas plume: only 4% water by mass
7.Extreme negative polarization, unprecedented; p. <1%
8.Arrival within 9° of the “Wow!” signal; p. .6%
9.Near perihelion: brightened faster than any comet and was bluer than the Sun
10.Sunward + anti-solar jets demand unrealistically large surface area to absorb sunlight for sublimation
11.NGA near perihelion implies ≥13% mass loss, no breakup
12.Tightly collimated jets hold orientation across ~106 km in multiple solar directions despite rotation
13.Perihelion tuned trajectory to pass within .5% of Jupiter's Hill Radius
14.No dimming since perihelion
15.16-hour brightness pulse
16.Unexplained ionization
17.Yellow Spectra
18.Trinary jets
19.Sudden generation of Methane
20.Deceleration on Jupiter approach

>Oddities:
The IAA SETI post-detection protocols updated for the first time in 15 years: arxiv.org/pdf/2510.14506
Many UAP's have been sighted since 3i detection - https://apokalypsis.net/ - ufobattler.com/ - nuforc.org/map/
NASA caught manipulating data on its Solar Observatory website+image metadata
FAA updated its air traffic control handbook to include UAP
CASC changes name of Aeronautics Dept to School of Interstellar Navigation
US announces Genesis Project
MAVEN missing from Mars orbit
Trump announces UFO file release
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>Lightcurve
https://cobs.si/comet/2643/

>Channels
https://www.youtube.com/@DiegoSanAraujo
https://www.youtube.com/@DobsonianPower
https://www.youtube.com/@TheAngryAstronaut
https://www.youtube.com/@GaleriaDoMeteorito
https://www.youtube.com/@StefanBurns
https://www.youtube.com/@JohnLenardWalson
https://www.youtube.com/@CristinaG
https://www.youtube.com/@RaysAstrophotography
https://www.youtube.com/@ChucksAstrophotography

>Investigations
Avi Loeb: https://avi-loeb.medium.com/
Joe Poff: https://medium.com/@joe_poff
Objective, open-source work on 3I/A from Miami Herald reporter: https://usaherald.com/author/samuel-lopez/
Astronomer's News: https://www.astronomerstelegram.org/


~~Shiva~~: https://medium.com/@ShivaMeucci (unbanned but no new posts)
https://archive.is/Q6ytv/image
https://archive.is/p04Ke

Original NASA livestream:
~~https://www.youtube.com/live/A5SUq2eDXg~~ (delisted)

>JWST raw data:
https://www.jameswebbdiscovery.com/
https://jwst.readthedocs.io/en/latest/jwst/outlier_detection/main.html
https://www.galactic-hunter.com/post/jwst-data

>Memoryhole sink, potentially related oddities:
JWST report from Oct.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/james-webb-space-telescope-spotted-spaceship/
NASA metadata error:
https://medium.com/@earthexistclothing/mega-metadata-mistake-3i-atlas-356f53d3a299

Apparent meddling/withholding of lightcurve data;
Hubble uses a 10x longer exposure when 3I/A is close than far away; an absurdly incompetent decision that hides the nucleus;
Radar imaging could be used to identify the nucleus and hasn't been;

Black Hole Suns
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2025/11/251127102115.htm

Kuiper belt anomalies
https://phys.org/news/2025-11-potentially-distinct-kuiper-belt-clustering.html

Lunar 'last quarter phase' timing:
https://medium.com/@earthexistclothing/12-12-25-3i-atlas-d1c05b5d30d8
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wasnt something supposed to occur? is it related to what happened at that mall a few years ago? why is this something? someone has to gain something so who?
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>>42091175
What’s new?
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>>42091307
>>42091462
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Party at Ganymede, y'all's invited!!
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>>42091307
they'll keep posting until the last of them latches on to another topic and forgets about this.
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>>42091175
if you want anyone to take your list seriously you should:
cite a verifiable source of information for each claim, and
explain why you think these are relevant and anomalous
Can you do that? Have you read the papers yet?
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>>42091175
>1.Retrograde orbit aligns within 5° of the ecliptic; p. .2%
meaningless
>2.July–Nov '25: showed a true sunward jet (anti-tail), not a geometric illusion
not interesting, plenty of comets have "true" anti-tails
>3.Nucleus mass ≈106× 1I/Oumuamua and 103× 2I/Borisov, moving faster than both; p. <.1%
not an anomaly, and how do you produce a statistical probability for that?
>4.Arrival timing placed it <10mil km of Mars, Venus, Jupiter and hidden from Earth at perihelion; p. .005%
more nonsensical numerology
>5.Gas plume: far more Ni than Fe (industrial-like Ni alloys) + Ni/CN ratio orders of magnitude above all comets incl. 2I/Borisov; p. <1%
not accurate
>6.Gas plume: only 4% water by mass
not interesting
>7.Extreme negative polarization, unprecedented; p. <1%
not accurate
>8.Arrival within 9° of the “Wow!” signal; p. .6%
not true, and wouldn't be interesting if it were (nine degrees is a massive difference in astronomical terms)
>9.Near perihelion: brightened faster than any comet and was bluer than the Sun
Finally, an actual anomaly that's not a lie! There WAS rapid brightening at perihelion and that was initially unexplained.
>10.Sunward + anti-solar jets demand unrealistically large surface area to absorb sunlight for sublimation
that's not true
>11.NGA near perihelion implies ≥13% mass loss, no breakup
not accurate
>12.Tightly collimated jets hold orientation across ~106 km in multiple solar directions despite rotation
pure fantasy
>13.Perihelion tuned trajectory to pass within .5% of Jupiter's Hill Radius
Not true, there was no modification of trajectory
>14.No dimming since perihelion
not even remotely true and incredibly stupid to claim
>15.16-hour brightness pulse
fake
>16.Unexplained ionization
???
>17.Yellow Spectra
what?
>18.Trinary jets
whatever you say Avi
>19.Sudden generation of Methane
When?
>20.Deceleration on Jupiter approach
didn't happen, stop lying
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it has shifted towards jewpiter's center
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>>42091175
March 15, the turn will be noticed
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>>42094104
I'd try and counter each of your points, but I think they can all be countered with:

How so?

You didn't provide a single shred of evidence to support your statements. Burden of proof falls on you.

If you aren't able to provide evidence and can only state someone is wrong, then you are easily dismissed as a glowing faggot. Which is what you are, but I expect at least some effort.

Enjoy the (You). Take the bonus shekels, and pay off someone to let you into a bunker when Iran starts bombing you again.
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>>42094104
Thank you.

Most of the anomalous indicators pointed out, have such boring natural explanations that they slip through the cognitive dissonance of retards.
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>>42094681
I find it cute that you shills are part of a supportive team that eats together. Stay safe no worries I don't get offended pr angry by poor shilling.

Because 3i atlas will become undeniable when it orbits jupiter anyway.
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>>42095033
>>42094681
To be clear, I don't care either direction.
I personally think that it is artificial, but I also don't think that it is capable of maneuvers.
Weird, right?
Well, that's my own personal math on it.

Some of the earmarks regarding the object are what I would expect from a large space engineered chunk of metal.
But nothing else about it has displayed "yeah, this is doing something with control"

So I sit on the fence and am willing to play both sides.

Do I think it's trajectory is significant? Nope.
Do I think it's spectra, gas, reflectivity index, rotation, etc... is significant?
More so than the trajectory.

Do I think it has performed a single intelligent action?
No.

All that said, I am still wondering where the fuck MAVEN went.
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>>42094676
>You didn't provide a single shred of evidence to support your statements
Neither did OP
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>>42095351
Just gonna ignore the mass of links huh?
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>>42094083
>>42095351
The evidence literally linked.
We've been exhaustively debating every single point as it comes up for months. The list didn't appear overnight.
Your behavior is extremely illogical and abnormal, but I guess that's to be expected when you know you don't have a single argument to attack the huge list of points we have.
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>Comet 3I ATLAS Is BIGGER Than You Think — JUICE Revealed Its True Size Are Recent Fireballs Connect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrfuYvbM-Rw

>Comparing the size of Earth the bright white dot inside 3I/Atlas coma

Well we knew the coma was big already it was once half the size of the sun but still interesting to see
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>>42095033
>Because 3i atlas will become undeniable when it orbits jupiter anyway.
kay, see you next week then
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>CTRL+F methanol
>0 results
/x/ is slow on the uptake as usual
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>>42096608
We talked about the methanol months ago. Just because Avi Loeb talked about it in an interview today doesn't mean we didn't know about it.
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A reminder that Obama confirmed aliens are real
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>>42096755
If you need Obama to tell you aliens are real you need to attempt surviving in the wild for 72 hours
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>>42096755
shit, maybe they don't exist after all
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Anyone getting near to 3I/Atlas will go blind from the methanol. It's the perfect defense mechanism.
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>>42096780
good thing it was never coming to earth so you can stfu about methanol now
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>>42096755
>The government confirmed aliens
Anon...they are real but they havent made contact with us yet. Everything you have seen is man made or Earth phenomena they keep the public in the dark about.
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>>42096826
>>42096826
No I will not shut up about methanol. How many people need to die from it before you will listen? HOW MANY?
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All fake Jewish bullshit to lead you astray from the truth, I just looked at the beautiful firmament for 30 minutes tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GJY4Simo5w
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>>42096859
looks familiar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZy7DhtG2wg
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>>42096859
Do you really think we'd be able to see a star as clear as our own Sun from that distance? What you are seeing is a trinary system, if I recall, since the video doesn't say what star they are looking at. Not to mention it was taken from Earth with a camera at "125x digital zoom".

>>42095351
There's debate on the information in these breads. I've seen it change over the 150+ I've been a part of. Information should be disseminated, reviewed, criticized, and then evaluated consistently. Which is the opposite of what the major agencies are attempting to do during all of this. IAWN campaign results when?
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>>42095761
Yes I did in fact ignore a bunch of schizo bullshit and lies, that's not evidence. Just like you keep ignoring the real research papers with actual observed data.
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>>42096357
>you don't have a single argument to attack the huge list of points we have.
we both know I've BTFO'd your stupid list of lies a dozen times with ACTUAL info, which you refuse to engage with because it demolishes your idiot fantasies. Keep up the slimy disingenuous bullshit though, it's probably the only thing you're good at
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>>42099148
IAWN data was an order for secrecy, disguised as a mission for science.

It's first contract agreements - Be part of this, and you can't release data until/unless X rule.
^
If it was really about open science, the data would just be available when taken.

Whatever their reasoning is on gatekeeping scientific data, it's from a position of wanting to control, monopolize, and contain information.

It's not a scientific exercise at all. It's a "can we keep this event quiet, and therefore prove that we can keep these types of events quiet in the future?"

If you're part of the IAWN, that's all it is about.
I am sorry.
You've been had.

It's a practice run for "Can we really keep an alien object secret, if it's flying by in the solar system, and is large enough to be seen by amateurs?"
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>>42099182
>real research papers with actual observed data

Sources? You can't make claims like this and not have any references to back your claims.

Basics of school here in America: Cite your sources.

>>42099192
>You've been had.

Oh, I knew it was bullshit when they buried the announcement and then failed to publish anything on their "official" site until AFTER the IAWN campaign start date.

Calling it out for that very reason. People need to be reminded.
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>>42099192
>>42099417
It is no longer possible, to sit in a castle made of lies, in a world of AI analysis.

If you hold power, because you hold secrets, AI is removing that power by force.
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>>42099192
>>42099417
>>42099654

Chess v Checkers

Public with access to AI v Government Agencies Trying to Do Secret Work

There is no such thing as secret work anymore at the international scale.
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>>42099658
I'm not digging deeper, because I don't personally give enough of a shit about any of this, but lying to the public is a lost game from the beginning now.

Zero Trust Society ?
Zero Trust Necessary.

We can follow every decision and action chain, with analysis at every level.
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>>42099654
>>42099658
>>42099665

You lost me at AI. It's fine to use as a sounding board to troubleshoot, but you will still need to have a grasp on what you are "discussing" to ensure the responses aren't some made-up drivel.

I tried to get it to do a simple combine of data sets out of CACTUS way back in these breads, and I ultimately had to do it myself due to its inability to do a simple function I can do in 3 clicks through Power Query.

You also fail to realize the controls place by the "handlers" with these AI. Start a "discussion" about what AI can cite versus what you can learn. They won't even touch a site like 4chan but then use "verifiably credible" sources that we know are compromised.

The whole system is smoke-and-mirrors designed to make you feel like you are engaging with something that has its own thoughts and ability to reason/articulate. It does not.

Knowing this, and I work in a situation where I can deploy it daily but have refrained due to the aforementioned, I will not longer use AI as my go-to for research. More of a streamline to get sources and then verify the credibility myself.
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>thread 157
>20 stated anomalies, plus a dozen other notable oddities

>literally not 1 single argument that can refute any 1 point even partially
>every single time someone tries to 'debunk' they end up screaming insults at everyone
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>>42100127
You lost me at you lost me.
So fair game.

I'll read the rest of your post when you reply to this one and begin it with respect.
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I've had a realization. I know it sounds crazy. I think the anti-shills are glowies, and the knowers are false flagging as shills. Has anyone else considered this possibility?
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Unless it slingshots back around jupiter and approaches earth its a nothing burger.
If it slingshots around jupiter and approaches earth, either:
>ayys are coming to liberate us
>we are all going to die

My guess is that it will not slingshot around Jupiter and is a nothingburger natural object. Ayys are not real and UAPs are human technology.
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I'm excited to see you guys lauded or shamed.
I don't have a horse in the race besides hoping it's ET. I do know either outcome will be glorious.
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>>42103620
>t. nihilistic, apathetic and defeated lying piece of shit, trying to play it both ways, so he can plead ignorance, or neutrality when the ancients appear .

you see little golem, you had no father to care enough and show you the stars when it mattered.
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I think it's alive, not aliens in a ship, it's an entity itself
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>>42101715
3I/Atlas will be around till 2028. It doesnt have to instantly make a obvious move.
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>>42104240
People were theorizing that when it was passing Mars near perihelion
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>>42101715
What if it parks in orbit at jupiter? that would be something too
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>>42105100
That wouldnt be behavior out of the norm
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>>42105111
>infantile understanding of orbital mechanics
Brother, if you can't comprehend why an interstellar object with 3i Atlas' mass and velocity entering Jupiter orbit purely from gravitational acceleration is totally impossible you should try retaking 8th grade physics
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So do we have a clear image of what this thing looks like now that it's passing by Jupiter or not? Or it's just so much gas around it that makes it impossible?
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>>42092612
based Ganymede poster
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>>42106106
Amateur astronomers cant see through the coma
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>>42106046
Jupiter caught a comet going 134,000mph before. 3I/Atlas speed when its near Jupiter will be around that speed.
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>>42106365
>mass and velocity
Again, this is 8th grade physics
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>>42106386
3I/Atlas nucleus is estimated at 5.6 kilometers while Comet Shoemaker–Levy 9 nucleus was estimated at 5 km. So the speed and now size are similar. I know you want it to be aliens or something fantastical but we have clear data here. Something similar happened before.
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>>42106410
>Comet Shoemaker–Levy 9 nucleus was estimated at 5 km
It was estimated to be no larger than 1.5km before it broke up. Why are you lying?
Again, p = m × v.
No idea why you're trying to argue about something you blatantly don't comprehend
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>>42106410
>lies his ass off trying to convince himself he's right
cringe
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>>42106708
>>42106718

From the wiki you linked
>Astronomers estimated that the visible fragments of SL9 ranged in size from a few hundred metres (around 1,000 ft) to two kilometres (1.2 mi) across, suggesting that the original comet may have had a nucleus up to 5 km (3.1 mi) across
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>>42106751
kek wrong image
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>>42106754
Irrelevant. p = m x v
What size are the objects?
Not understanding what mass is is quite the drug
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>>42107052
Comet Shoemaker–Levy 9 was \(6.5 \times 10^{13}\) kg = 65 trillion kilograms or 65 billion metric tons.

3I/Atlas is 33 billion tons

So Comet Shoemaker–Levy 9 is similar size and speed but 2x 3I/Atlas mass
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>>42107090
How many times did it orbit Jupiter before it impacted?
p = m x v
Velocity is a vector. 8th grade physics.
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>>42107116
one
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>>42107186
wait more but it only mentions the one highly eccentric orbit kek
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>m-motherships are small and bit sized to accomodate my human sensibility
No, they're at minimum homeworld sized.

Why would you call a small ship a mothership where you're supposed to carry entire planetary colonies?
You're absolute retards, humans
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>>42107307
Dude, you're glowing so hard right now.
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>>42107274
Brother it was speculated to have orbited Jupiter for around 200 years and has a period of 2 years... It orbited Jupiter around 100 times.

Atlas is not on an orbit with Jupiter or the sun. It's an interstellar object.
A comet on a ballistic line towards the surface of Jupiter's roche limit needs a tiny change in velocity to move its impact point.
An interstellar object needs a change in velocity proportionate to both speed, mass and the deflection. 3 factors compound. And it's going nowhere near the roche limit.
That physics is negligible when you have a comet that's orbited the sun millions of times and Jupiter hundreds.
8th grade physics. Also, please stop using AI to think for you. It's a massive self report.
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>>42107332
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>>42107315
Nevermind that no one is coming, though
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>>42107358
Meanwhile, while no one rescues human vermin, we'll make sweet anal love to you
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>>42107315
how do you know the inside isnt much bigger than the outside? Why are you accommodating it to your human sensibility?
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>>42107411
meant for >>42107315
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>>42107411
........>>42107307

>>42107332
Either way 3I/Atlas isnt so special similar size similar speed double the mass and nothing happened
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This thread summed up by AI
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>>42107441
People who don't understand 8th grade physics can have opinions. Those opinions do not matter.
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>>42107610
You have not seen 3I/Atlas with your own eyes and going off information from people connected to governments that got together and decided to not talk about 3I/Atlas.
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Can't believe retards on /x/ got duped by a rock lmao
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>>42100915
>begin it with respect
Learn to not use AI to think for you and then, maybe, I'd respect you some...doubtful though.

>>42107641
Same applies to this guy...
And has the audacity to talk about government controlled sources. Literally lining their pockets with government gibs, totally reliable. Whereas most the sources we see find traction on these breads are from independent sources. Which are typically picked apart and either hold up over time or fade from the bakes.
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Jupiter is huge, 3i atlas' mass is a nonfactor even if its mass was 100x the highest estimates.

Velocity and how close it passes by Jupiter matters.

As of now 3i atlas will pass by Jupiter unless it has nongravitational acceleration in excess of any comet.

Shill and 'experts' will claim what will be orbiting Jupiter is just a large fragment from 3i altas breaking apart.

After 3i atlas is done with Jupiter and breaks orbit heading to earth, or acts as a logistics hub and sends ships probes whatever to earth, then the shills and 'experts' will claim further fragmentation is to blame.

And why not? They managed to call an ineffective experiment incapable of reducing infection rates a full on vaccine.
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>>42108758
When will that happen? When will we know? I'm tired of this world this is my last visit to these atlas threads, I can't bear being disappointed so much
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>>42108770
Depends on how long and if the alien fortress defenses on some of Jupiter's moons hold out.

It's time consuming to remove all underwater military force on a moon covered in ice with a deep ocean.

But if these defenses are not cleared out and FTL jamming not installed by the invading force, then the invading force risks getting shot in the arse while meeting whatever it may face when approaching earth.

It's much better to have defenses facing foward and the attack come from in front, than attempting to defend from everything everywhere at once.
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>>42108770
>When will we know?
After it arrives at Jupiter. If 3i/Atlas is non-natural it is an instrumented probe with an automated instruction set that can adjust speed and trajectory. It obviously targeted Mars and Jupiter, but on-board instrumentation would have detected radio frequency emissions from Earth, perhaps too late to change course. Jupiter would be an ideal place to discharge a sub-probe to slingshot around Jupiter and observe Earth.
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ITS SLOWING DOWN NOT A FUCKING DRILL ITS SLOWING DOWN!!
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>>42109152
>on-board instrumentation
>discharge a sub-probe
it's literally just a chunk of icy dust, we've analyzed it pretty thoroughly by now
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>>42109152
3I/Atlas had plenty of chances to affect us and nothing happened. We went through its debris field and sat in its anti tail.
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>>42108499
They have been getting rid of scientist for years without caring how suspicious it looks. If Avi Loeb,David Jewitt and their other kike friends were saying anything close to the truth we wouldnt still be hearing from them.
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>>42110089
Source??
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>>42110523
They don't care. COVID taught them that people can say the truth, and the masses won't believe them as long as the loudest/most authoritative voice says it's wrong.

Bring up 3I/A to anyone, even informed people, and they look at you like you are crazy. Which means they don't need to play damage control.

They won. I basically utilize my pattern recognition to protect myself and my family. Gave up on convincing anyone of anything. They are welcome to their cognitive dissonance.
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>>42111509
Nuno Loureiro a plasma physicist was killed Dec 16 and then 2 days later Donald Trump's company DJT merges with Tae technologies a company focused on plasma.

They care if its profitable to them but they dont care if you know
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>>42111460
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>>42094674
so was it noticed?
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>>42107307
>basing all assumptions about potential alien ships on contemporary sci-fi
lmao
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To the other 2 anons that still post here. About an hour until 3iatlas reaches Jupiter.
https://i3atlas.com/
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>>42114407
neat
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>>42091175

the signal didn't stop at 72 seconds this time
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>>42114407
How do we will know if it will drop something on Jupiter or it will stay there?
>>42114437
What's that?
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>>42114469

Protocol TИШИHA is active

sarch for while(signal){listen();}
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>>42114469
it's currently viewable if you have the correct equipment. I'm surprised Dobsonian Power or who ever isn't live streaming it.
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>>42114407
>>42114500

STREAMS UP!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oeh2w9-JFl0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oeh2w9-JFl0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oeh2w9-JFl0
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>>42114481
I'm not going to search for anything. Just say what is this cryptic shit already
>>42114500
I thought it wasn't visible anymore. Is the Ray guy still looking for it?
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>>42114518
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>>42114746
Can we see Ganymedes?
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>>42114746
Wow....
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So nothing happened again
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>>42114804
Says who exactly? It's going to loop around Jupiter.
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>>42114784
Not tonight
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>>42091175
For the 12th time
Spit it out already
What does ALL OF THAT even mean?
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So did aliens set up picnic camp, yes or no? Did anything happened? Yes or no? I just woke up so I guess not
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>>42116098
It is one of the most unique things humanity have ever seen.... and all of the "scientists" are telling you to ignore it. weird huh?
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>>42104240
can I fuck it?
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This thread, and the following rock threads, finally die down because nothing happened and will continue happening
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>>42114524
You know it's fake when they post cryptic shit
It's gay af to be edgy
It is what it is
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>>42117007
I'm kinda rootin' for 'em.
I want something to happen.
Was here for the original bake request when OP said they've never baked before.
Now here we are on bread 157
>>42091175
I'm proud of you, OP.
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>>42117079
I too but March 15 has passed and nothing happened. All these months have passed, since I've been following these threads and rooting for something to happen
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Its a rock
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>>42117166
shut the fuck up shill and tell your employers to share footage from 3i atlas' orbiting ganymede.
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>>42117324
You're making the claim that atlas, despite usual expectations, is in the exceptional situation of orbiting Ganymede at this very moment, you have the burden of proof
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>>42091175
Did it reach jupiter yet? Do we have any news?
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>>42094676
>>3.Nucleus mass ≈106× 1I/Oumuamua and 103× 2I/Borisov, moving faster than both; p. <.1%
>not an anomaly, and how do you produce a statistical probability for that
Anon makes a pretty good point against the hype-headline style probability bullshit. How did you calculate this?
>You need to prove it!
What proof is required to ask how you calculated something?
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After it passes Jupiter and leaves what will be our new well-poisoning glowie distraction narrative to keep the thread going?
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>>42118169
Thats its coming back soon in two weeks or so.

Anyways i hope something happens and it stays around jupiter.
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>>42118169
it wille never leave Jupiter anon, that is to go further away. it might however leave to come a little a closer, should situations on this planet take a further unfavorable turn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKLVpDTZOPQ
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>>42117977
see here>>42117324
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>>42117700
he ain't heavy, he's my brother.
and here's your burden of proof.
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Tiago(dosonianpower) will try to capture 3i/atlas on Jupiter. https://www.youtube.com/live/auu0iHsPc7I?si=Ibc5h1AGKlYOKZtj
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>>42091175
So, today's the big day.

Did it do ANYTHING, or are we finally ready to hang it up, and flip the happening clock back before midnight?
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>>42114407
Based on its current position, it would need to blow off like 40% of it's mass, laterally towards the opposite side of Jupiter from Earth, and away from the sun, for drastic orbital braking.
It would then have a trajectory that gives it a long figure 8, after Jupiter, with a return towards the inner solar system.

Highly unlikely mission, if this was intelligently directed, that maneuver is insane for so many reasons, any species that committed to it, would be space orcs.

It could take hundreds or thousands of years, for the turn around, if it can't brake hard enough (ala, losing 40%+ of it's total remaining mass on the maneuver).
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>>42118700
We can barely see anything. It will be impossible to say if anything happened.
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>>42118720
And with if no one is aboard 3I/Atlas and its remote controlled
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>>42118700
>constantly sets arbitrary made up deadlines for things and then yells at himself for setting them
This is such a weak psyop tactic... We all see the pattern by the 15th time
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>>42118700
Nothing happened - today.

There are a lot of anomalies, plenty of happenings.

That said, I will not be baking any more threads.
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>>42119716
We won't be able to see anything anyway. I'm fine with this being the last thread.
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Good riddance.
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>>42119716
3I/Atlas was the friends and theroies we made along the way.

Nothing was ever happening they were shitting out anomalies to stay relevant and get money from youtube views or site traffic.
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>>42119803
I just wish we had an ufo/alien general. It was the best part about the Atlas threads for me.
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f
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f
also fuck this fucking captcha holy shit
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>>42120071
make the ufo general
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>>42120185
I'm not "Nobody", I don't have the autism and time to bake threads :/
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>>42119716
>>42120272
>no guys my attention scam did not run out of steam, it's just... it's very exhausting to copypaste one thread per month you see
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>>42120319
What are you even trying to say?
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>>42119716
>>42119767
bros....is this it?
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>>42121039
I don't know, maybe? At least with 3i/atlas it seems to be. If it actually is on Jupiter moons or not we can't see anyway. We need to wait for NASA to give us their edited foggy crap so it's pointless to continue the threads. At least with alien discussion we had more to talk about.
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Looks like it was just a rock after all
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The short attention span of man.

It will take ~8 years to get JUICE into Jupiter's orbit, and that's from within our solar system. Some interstellar object blitzes our entire system, seemingly showing off with its near perfect trajectory, and yet people are complaining it didn't do anything within such a short time.

I'll be keeping tabs on this for quite some time, and I wouldn't be surprised if it swings back around down the road. Though I'm more expectant of it to do something sooner, rather than later. Consider it a "premonition".

Which I find it amazing there are still consistent posts to slide/shit up the breads. Generally more frequent than those that have an actual interest in 3I/A being something worthwhile. Speaks volumes.

Anyways...Appreciate the bakes and those that contributed.
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Its happening!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcZ_vu4fN9s
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>>42121039
>>42120319
>>42119803
>>42119767
Lel
I am not actually baker OP
I took advantage of the anonymous board to say the thing I said.
OP may still bake
>tricked ya. tricked ya good.
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>>42122491
So we are finally being hit by atlas debris?
>>42122583
:/
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>>42091175
Hey, can one of you faggot nerds backtrack the trajectory of this thing over Ohio, was that a probe release from 3i ATLAS?

7 tons is pretty decent for a probe descent lander.
Pretty fishy timing...
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>>42122894
We were projected to be going through 3I/Atlas debris this month so maybe thats from it
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>>42122894
Working on it.
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>>42116690
>What
Makes it so unique?
Are we gonna get dieded
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So, when will we know if it didn't just keep going into the nether? April?
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Teeth are like roots
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Asteroids and weird shit burning up in the sky in Ohio, Houston, Pennsylvania, Turkey and Australia.
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>>42124732
probably nothing *whistles*
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It’s happening.
It is not possible for a fucking meteor to do a loopy loop then level off going in the opposite direction

https://x.com/rt_com/status/2034121288172638645?s=46
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>>42124814
Your link doesnt work is it this one?

https://x.com/RT_com/status/2034121288172638645
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>>42124893
>>42124814
This Post from @RT_com has been withheld in United Kingdom, European Union in response to a legal demand.
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>>42123373
any update?
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Yo it’s literally happening bros. So 3iatlas dropped some shit? The gov also just tried to say it was Iran dropping drones.
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>>42125420
>The gov also just tried to say it was Iran dropping drones
No they didn’t fag
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>>42091462
still a rock
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>>42096780
shit are you telling me i gotta make a course correction?
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>>42125523
By some extrapolations, YOU are a rock.

Humans are just something that rocks do. (By some scientific interpretations.)
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Oh fuck off
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>>42091307
>>42094056
>>42094083
>>42094104
lol
just a coincidence I guess that the US government just registered aliens dot fucking gov huh
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also it's crazy to spend any energy trying to argue with these redditors
it's so insanely obvious this thing isn't some run of the mill comet
even a cursory examination demonstrates too many inconsistencies
beyond that, the entirety of establishment science trying desperate to shut this down, after all this fucking time, is pretty illuminating
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>>42125695
wut u mean.
like when i be vibin n chillaxing with my wife we are calm and steady like a rock??? dat wutchu mean?
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>>42126354
Yet 6 months on you still are
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>>42126114
I hate how slow this disclosure thing is.
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>>42122599
>>42122894
oh fuck
A METEOR JUST FLEW OVER MY -ACKKK
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>>42124048
Have you seen the movie, The Blob?
or MIB?
or War of the Worlds?
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>>42127196
They need to finish creating the aliens and make sure they follow orders
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There is nothing interesting for them here. They are heading to the planet barlon in the plenux galaxy
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I think 3I/Atlas is an Ophanim (Biblically Accurate Angel)
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Nukes are not real
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>>42128574
Nothing interesting? In the entire galaxy?
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It is a w....i..s...t..l..b..l..o.w..e..r..l..e..a..k (disguised as a dungeon and dragons game to conceal content)

https://targetedindividuals.boards.net/thread/43/truman-show
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>>42128644
I think it's the mythical Space Rock of Nothing Happening.
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>>42130442
It’s a living space creature. Similar to the plasma creatures that have been found in our orbit.
This is the only reason we will never get clear images of 3iatlas.
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>>42091175
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>>42131240
What if the Panama Alien hoax was soft disclosure and its some kind of monster plant that lives in a comet?

Some plants have heliotropism that makes them face the sun could be why the anti tail always faces the sun.
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Holy shillbot incursion... They're really in a frenzy
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>>42131762
im not clicking your threads reddit faggot discord troon
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>>42131455
Monster plant you say?
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>>42132081
kek
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>>42131407
what the fuck is that
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Well we literally can't see 3i/atlas anymore it just vanished near Jupiter. For me it's in some Jupiter moon right now but we can't see anyway to explain what happened.
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>>42135808
Do you think Atlas has docked at starport Ganymede? Do you think they'll ever disclose Atlas' purpose?
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>>42135835
Well Ganymedes is definitely the weirdest moon with an oxygen atmosphere and a magnetosphere plus the weird radio signals. Jupiter has so many moons. It might have countless subterranean ayy colonies.
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>>42136569
Subterayy Neon
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>>42135808
So you guys just make up some deranged theory and run with it, huh? Fun LARP desu
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>>42136591
What are you even talking about? I said I can't explain what happened with it because I can't see it. I can't even think about it being on a moon now? Lol
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>>42136623
Just because you can't see it doesn't mean it disappeared
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>>42136637
No shit retard
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>>42136591
>tries to astroturf
>desu
Caught
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>>42131407
I'm interested
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The moment Atlas is hard to see by Hubble NASA will start talking about it being more than they let on.
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Bumpff
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Well I will say good bye to these threads. If anything happens I will see you guys on some Ayy thread or here if it stays alive somehow. There is basically nothing more to discuss, atlas disappeared near Jupiter, there is no more news and anons are gone.
I had fun with these threads talking about aliens, ufos, all the math and theories and even the orb and cat girl posting were fun in their own way. Bye friends.
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Rock
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>>42091175
i'm a ratard can u explain this to me like im 9?
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>Recent fireballs possibly coming from 3I/Atlas debris

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbeokLw-ZCo
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>>42142963
Take care Anon, may we meet again in a future ayy thread
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>>42135808
It went to Europa.
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>>42114407
It went to Europa.
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>>42108758
It landed on Europa.
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>>42147451
Source?
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>>42147734
his mom is named Europa.



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