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Any rituals on how to transcend the physical world and all of its material limitations? I want to escape this entropic realm and earn the status of an eternal being.
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>>42092204
Try calming down and looking directly into your own subconscious
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You already exist in all points in space. Try not listening to so much goylent propaganda.
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Unlocking the power of your mind is what Jesus and Buddha did
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>I want to escape this entropic realm and earn the status of an eternal being.

sure good luck...send me a postcard when you get there.. I'll be able to find you
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you'll get there eventually, chill out. this will be a fraction of the time compared to your eternal life
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>>42092204
not by asking internet trolls
that's more of a clue
then your sorry ass deserve
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>>42092204
You already are an eternal being. You are stuck here though for a certain amount of time and there's nothing you can do about it. Once your body dies, your conscience goes back to the source. We are all one and forever.
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>>42093621
Proof?
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>>42093628
>spoiler warning!!!!

they are an internet troll
the only proof they have
is "because they say so"

which in case you can't tell (doesn't matter who is reading this other then the "anon" I'm responding to including but not limited to "lurkers" of all kinds including any in orbit that are not from this planet that can still be "waved to" for pretends in text based shit posts)
isn't proof
and just a lie instead
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>>42092204
Over a year ago I temporarily lost most of my need to sleep by making a blood sacrifice to Tezcatlipoca, maybe that will work for you too. You wanna rip up your calfs with thorns or cut them with obsidian, mop up the blood on paper, and then set the paper on fire over an image of cipactli laid face down.

Right now I have the supernatural ability to resist strangulation for 6 minutes, don’t know how I acquired it, and I’m trying to find a martial arts gym willing to test it. Gym 1 was a walk in to an open gym and failed, morning guy told me I could roll and might get choked out if I trimmed my nails and evening guy said beginners weren’t allowed on open mat, only told the morning guy about my ability. Gym 2 I slowly emailed over the course of about a month due to lack of courage, not knowing how to phrase things, and gradually revealing information, in the final email things didn’t work out due to scheduling. However, this experience gave me the courage to be more upfront and the wisdom to be succinct. Gym 3 didn’t respond to my email. Gym 4 gave me a misspelled email telling me “Please fill out the forma to schedule youe first class.”. At first I thought this might’ve been an automated response because it didn’t say anything about my ability but it was sent 22 minutes afterward and there’s typos. The form is on the same website where I found the email so it’s not a phishing scam but it requires emergency contact info and my gut instinct is telling me not to trust them with that information. I’d have to use my family’s info and I’m worried they’ll just use the information to say “you’ve got a crazy-ass b-tch living in your house, better send them to the psych ward!”. What should I do?
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>>42092204
Become natural



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