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Anonymous

03/11/26(Wed)03:14:55 No.42093006

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Anonymous 03/11/26(Wed)03:14:55 No.42093006 Archived

Here's a spoiler for your soul journey, first you embrace Christ as the directive of your soul then you become Satan. Ever spell and scourge of God shall be obedient unto thee and you command them toward the true light. Basically you full your spiritual Pokedex with EV maxed shinies. Then you can start trolling against the modern world. You can expel every demon with a simple "fuck off, faggot".
Ride Hobbes, Calvin. Kalibunga!
https://youtu.be/ejovNSOBh08

Anonymous
03/11/26(Wed)03:34:34 No.42093070

Anonymous 03/11/26(Wed)03:34:34 No.42093070

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https://youtu.be/_VuVWUQCk1Q
The replacement of 'u' with 'v' is key to decipher this one.
V has come to.

Anonymous
03/11/26(Wed)07:39:03 No.42093487

Anonymous 03/11/26(Wed)07:39:03 No.42093487

>>42093006
Bro, what is your aim? Why do you do what you do or choose to do what you do?

Anonymous
03/11/26(Wed)18:13:14 No.42095952

Anonymous 03/11/26(Wed)18:13:14 No.42095952

>>42093487
https://youtu.be/IFI5TCjeZI0
>Getting out is not enough if nobody else can come
>If he's home, I've got a message for the man above

Anonymous
03/11/26(Wed)21:06:06 No.42096732

Anonymous 03/11/26(Wed)21:06:06 No.42096732

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>>42093006

Anonymous
03/11/26(Wed)23:02:56 No.42097268

Anonymous 03/11/26(Wed)23:02:56 No.42097268

>>42093006
fuck off, faggot.

just kidding.

Anonymous
03/11/26(Wed)23:03:10 No.42097269

Anonymous 03/11/26(Wed)23:03:10 No.42097269

>>42096732
It was a drunk spitball idea, I wrote the concept better in a other thread but I'll not sandbag the board with links. "Marriage of Heaven and Hell" sort of thing, I'll go back to the drawing board to carve off the rough edges.

Anonymous
03/12/26(Thu)08:10:50 No.42098840

Anonymous 03/12/26(Thu)08:10:50 No.42098840

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>>42093006

Anonymous
03/12/26(Thu)08:14:56 No.42098852

Anonymous 03/12/26(Thu)08:14:56 No.42098852

Another moronic Jesus freak thinks that his anglerfish moshiach is going to rescue him for being a good little noahide.