If vampires are real where the fuck are all the victims? You ever had your blood sucked?
think how easy it would be to get a blood simp.
>>42137691Blood takes a long time to regenerate tho one simp wouldn't be enough
>>42137669If the Epstein files are real where are all the girls?In all seriousness though if vampires are real they probably have connections to the medical blood supply in addition to "volunteers" that would be much easier to find then we might think. Also vamps are known to prowl big cities like New Orleans and Chicago that have large homeless/junkie populations and significant crime rates. It would be super easy to kill a few people there and get away with it. It's a good question though and it debunks some of the dumber testimonies like the famous "Elizabeth" interviews in which she claimed she HAD to kill 1 person a day. I highly doubt it is a human body worth of blood a day and/or that feeding is necessarily lethal. Could always be a Red Herring too though.
its voluntary and they get paid for it
>>42137935He used acid baths to get rid of the victims
I wish vampires were real. I want an elegant vampire man to keep me as his pet so fucking badly
Idk why do so many people go missing in Appalachia? Why are parts of Kentucky called Transylvania? Where did the wendigo myth appear from? Nigga they’re in them hills. And they’re going to get me now they’ve been hunting ME for over a month now because I know and they know I know.
I’ve also heard of vampires in mystic Connecticut, and I know for certain one town in New York has them
>>42138515>certain one town in New York has themwhich? im in NY
>>42137935>Could always be a Red Herring too though.What do you mean?
>>42139721NTA but why would any sane vampire ever incriminate themselves like that in a public space like a forum or interview? It doesn't even matter imo that most people won't believe it, why even risk it at all even if its 0.01% chance to cause any backlash? Could just lie and tell people that you have to drink blood but you hypnotize the victim and they walk away alive. Why put it on anyones radar at all that there are murderers out there? like elizabeth did
>>42137669They are real but they are extremely rare now (generally fewer than two or three a year) and dealt with very quickly when discovered. Also they are unrecognizable from how they are depicted in popular culture.
>>42137669Yes— once a year, when my blood is drawn.
>>42138424I would keep you as a pet indeed, The sun burns my face and I can only go out at night
>>42139970I'm a man with a hairy asshole that ok?
Quick question for any real vamps. Can I drink my own blood and get psychic powers? Do I have to jack it while I cut myself? How much blud is necessary to drink for the magic to happen?Would do for the experience Thanks
>>42139979Maybe consider shaving?
>>42139970That would be nice. I dont go outside either. Still, its not the same without the beautiful elegant victorian clothing vampires usually wear.>>42139979Not me, I always shave my ass. ass hair is one of the grossest things ever.
>>42139979Hmm drop your mail i'll make you my pet
>>42137669I'll teach you to be a vampire.Sit in a room with someone and imagine sucking the energy from them into yourself. Keep this mental state.Watch out for poisoned energy though.
>>42137669homeless people go missing all the time missing 411 third worlders and the immigrants from there, some of whom are alone, drifters, easily disappeared you know you can still buy people right? all over the world there is a thriving organ trade out of china and india etc I don’t think you thought this through OP. and also you are a faggot.oh and blood banks… is that all open and easily traced? or we just trust them because surely there could never be corruption. you can buy anything but time and vampires have that in spades.
>>42140916Absolute majority of missing people shows up again within a year. And the amount of people who stay missing forever could never sustain a vampire population if they needed victims regularly and weren't super rare. Because a lot of people who stay missing stay missing for human reasons too: suicide, death, etc. So whats left of that?
>>42137669Vampires are definitely real, in a metaphorical way. The vampires are the Jews sucking the value out of time spent working.
>>42137669Zorro Ranch
Vampires are actually a secret sect of Cannibals that originated in Europe they are normal people who simply enjoy eating human flesh and drinking human blood
>>42142453>mentally ill humans are supernatural
>>42142431Fox Rancho?
>>42142453Where can i find them? I want a vampire daddy to suck my blood
>>42140327>Can I drink my own blood and get psychic powers?Vampires require blood from an outside source. Your own does nothing. Also, no, blood does not give powers.> Do I have to jack it while I cut myself? What the fuck are you going on about? > How much blud is necessary to drink for the magic to happen?Blood is food. Any abilities are innate, often grown via practice and study.
>>42141192I see you ignored all other options and appealed to the authority of “but they say the missing are found”… are they really tho? what about the missing homeless? that alone could sustain. Unless you think there is like millions of vampires which would make hiding impossible. I am imagining thousands tops.
>>42143114wrong, it's a drug. the flesh isn't really food either, but it's like a bag of chips you can't put down.
>>42143744The other suggestions don't apply to someone like elizabeth or the concept of vampires having to drain a whole human on a regular basis not just eat some organs. Even if only 15 000 vampires existed worldwide and they only needed 1 person per week (even less than what the interview said where she claimed its more than 1 person) that would equal 780,000 people per year who never show up again I'm seeing like numbers of 150,000-200,000 people per year who disappear and never show up again... even if you add some homeless people to that or unreported cases lets say it goes up to 300 000 people now you have to account for at least 50% of that of real human cases like suicide, murder and whatnot, so you got 150 000 left at best? and those seem to be generous numbers
>>42144374Daaayyyuumm Vampires got really benefited by the invention of the fridge
It's the Little Drink that sustains the stronger vampire population. You can drop all this about the missing bodies.
Good thread!
>>42144423What wud happen tho if you take a BIG drink? Not saying you do but what happens if a vampire drains the person from top to bottom.
>>42137669Stupid question. Even a sizeable vampire population, if distributed reasonably, could survive on well rationed blood and managed feeding cycles with barely bumping up the deathrates. Drain blood, destroy bite wound site, make it look like an accident or dump the body in the woods. Better yet, raid blood supply runner cars (this actually happens more often that you'd think, albeit, I don't really think it is a vampire cabal), or just buy it. Heck, thry could probably just get it out of fresh corpses in the morgues as well. Also, did you know that there are pricate blood clinics? They compete with hospitals for blood supply and more often than not simply outbid them (as in, their donations pay and pay more in comparison). So it wouldn't be hard to imagine that these would be blood sources for vampires or straight up scams run by vampires (should they be real) to provide food for clientele all above board and on books, filed under "blood transfusion". Just don't look too deep into what, from where and to whom it is going.But of course this is all speculation.
>>42137669If they are real, almost all of them live in certain places where people can easily go missing (third world, or even in the first world places like rural Texas and such). Or are rich and well connected enough they can just buy the blood they need from illegal organ/blood harvesting operations sourcing their victims from aforementioned places. Its not really that farfetched. In fact something like Vampire the Masquerade might very well be a form of soft disclosure or way to discredit any potentially dangerous schizo humans out there. They could basically have built an entirely parallel world of power, politics and intrigue, and you wouldn't be any wiser.
>>42144950 (me)I would add, the only part of VtM that probably isn't true is the scale of the vampire population. There would be a strong incentive for them to keep their own numbers low, and to police themselves very harshly, lest their internal power struggles result in revealing themselves to the world.
>>42137669Vampires need to be more worried about blood borne pathogens. It's disgusting.
>>42144831Then you'd have the high body count.
>>42145960But does that never happen ever cause it feels better? You don't know any vampires who did that?
>>42144831I would say that vamps may occasionally indulge in lethal feeding for the hell of it, but that the majority of their sustenance is obtained without death. The small portion of lethal feeding is easily hidden among all the other murders and missing persons out there.
