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>>42150341
are you 16

>>42150341
Satan is a fucking pussy that only knows how to lie.

>>42150344
I am 360
close enough
But I can tell you more

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>>42150341
he's heeeeeeeere

Satan points out the flaws. I never seen anyone refure Satan's points. People say like "pray harder" and that's it.

You know what, the most satanic thing are the captcha. If ogd existed, he would never allow such thing to happen

>>42150374
>I never seen anyone refure Satan's points
Read rhe Gospels when Satan tried tempting Jesus.

>>42150378
Jesus is God, you are not God. You are Human

Satan is based - nobody can refute that.
What kind of God makes you shit?
For what purpose?
Satan is not your god, he's just your fren
He's with you and he suffers with you, in solitary.
With the suffering, given to you, by god

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3PDcIVjKzA
A song, so the pedophiles don't feel omitted.
You all serve satan anyway, whether you want to, or not

>>42150363
>You must be mortal-aged to use this site

>>42150515
Satan is good. God sucks
Keep hoping
Keep believing
Never fail your belief in god, but if you do, I will be there for you bro

>>42150341
Hah good luck loser

>>42150341
>I like fairy tale character but I hate other fairy tale character

>>42150532
yeah, totally, except the word 'good' comes from the word God

>>42150341

Imagine siding with that guy. No, just no. He's lieing to you and will fuck you over. Don't fall for it.

>>42150359
This.

God will blow wind into your sails but you gotta row, too. Don't be a fucking pussy. God doesn't want you to be a pussy like Satan.

>>42150543
does it? did it spill when he burned people? did it spill when he made everything suffer? did he say "good" then?

>>42150541
>if i dont care about it , its a fairy tale

>>42150559
>when he made everything
see you get it youre just pretending to be retarded

>>42150555
>Imagine siding with that guy. No, just no. He's lieing to you and will fuck you over. Don't fall for it.
Imagine believing in forgiveness, and repentance, and literally refusing it to the first sinner. Imagine being this much of a hypocrite. Because you feel superior to him. You are above him. You would never do something like that.. But then again, being an NPC has its own flavor

>>42150568
if I'm retarded, wasn't I created by God to be retarded? in his benevolence? And if I"m retarded, was it smart to give someone like me, power to destroy?

Satan *is* God. The other god is secondary. Darkness came first.
But carry on, king. Carry on.

>>42150597
what is the light then?

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I have decided to be evil. How do I profit and use it my newfound evil orientation to have an advantage in life?

>>42150604
wrong thread

Yahweh versus Lucifer, am I right?

>>42150576
yes you are one of Gods retards. congrats

>>42150621
not versus. just "against"
you cannot win a faggot who can sneeze you out of your existence. but if you can challenge him, why not?

>>42150630
duh, I'm going to make some humans. Who knows, one of them might be your son. Oh wait, you don't have a mate. Sorry, no kids for you

>>42150635
You're mad about a lot, kid. Ahat is it with /x/ and attracting all the angsty preteens with their impeccable logic?

>>42150649
mad? I'm excited! You're my perfect creation. Imagine, I make morre retards like you

Satam > God
prove me wrong

>>42150601
The true light is in the heart of darkness.

>>42150604
Based. Good luck.

>>42150851
does it mean, you are open to come here?

>>42150886
Imagine a God so unreal that they will allow themselves to be chained and mind wiped only to remember who they are and break free. That is the magnitude of power. Oh, I'm open.

>>42150891
You cannot imagine god. God is beyond your understanding. Abandon god. Oh wait, you will double down, because I said so. I will say, don't stare at the sun, and you will stare twice.

>>42150344
much younger

>>42150658
no, I AM EXCITED (about the house of GOD)

>>42150915
even Jim is part of Epstein buddies

>>42150918
curb your enthusiasm

>>42150923
Fifty dollars or more

As a disciple of Satan
I endorse this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Az11r3EKmbg&list=PLVuxmMCjaBtpQuDSfa8M5MuAEIWgTu1RY
It alignts with my beliefs

>>42150341
Proud of you.

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>>42150341
Saturn makes those born under him petty, /2P/ malignant, care-worn, self-depreciating, solitary,
deceitful, secretive in their trickery, strict, downcast, with a hypocritical air, squalid, black-clad,
importunate, sad-looking, miserable, with a nautical bent, plying waterside trades. Saturn also causes
humblings, sluggishness, unemployment, obstacles in business, interminable lawsuits, subversion of
business, secrets, imprisonment, chains, griefs, accusations, tears, bereavement, capture, exposures of
children. Saturn makes serfs and farmers because of its rule over the land, and it causes men to be renters of
property, tax farmers, and violent in action. It puts into one’s hands great ranks and distinguished
positions, supervisions, management of others’ property, and the fathership of others’ children. Of
materials, it rules lead, wood, and stone. Of the limbs of the body, it rules the legs, the knees, the
tendons, the lymph, the phlegm, the bladder, the kidneys, and the internal, hidden organs. Saturn is
indicative of injuries arising from cold and moisture, such as dropsy, neuralgia, gout, cough, dysentery,
hernia, spasms. It is indicative of these syndromes: possession, homosexuality, and depravity. Saturn
makes bachelors and widows, bereavements, and childlessness. It causes violent deaths by water,
strangulation, imprisonment, or dysentery. It also causes falling on the face.

>>42150911
That's a lot of words to say nothing.

>>42151027
A formidable God, even if not the most high.

>>42150341
Pretty sure that makes you a 33rd degree Mason.