What is the weirdest lucid dream you had?
>>42156033The ones where i dream with a female she gets naked and we're about to have sex but i can't penetrate her.The ones where i get attacked by a tiger and sometimes i defeat the tiger and ones where i get supernatural abilities like one i had yesterday i could see the future like 10 minutes ahead.Wish i could dream everyday
>>42156033Nazi took me to underground dentist while I was sedated and drugged and then asked me to sign my life away. Apparently those are common themes in screen memories when you’ve been abducted by breakaway space nazis but I didn’t know that until after I had the extremely lucid dream and researched afterwards
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>>42156179I would literally pay money for me to be wrong and I pray you’re right but I’m not a naive little bitch like yourself
>>42156143Nice story bro.Why would they choose you to sign your life going with them.
Started with breaking into a homeMiddle was Odon telling me to get out of his backyardand finished with Pan showing me the trap door to hell, I'm refusing to go through, shaking his hand and later having a drink with Odin, Pan and Freya while Fenrir knawing on some bone
>>42156230I don’t know. Ask them. Why are the breakaway Nazis so obsessed with Americans? Probably because we kicked their ass in WW2 and they had to run to Antarctica and suck on lizard dick
>>42156179>>42156230Nice Facebook memes glowie grandpa You old fucks even use old ass memesKek
>>42156033I sometimes tease the dream NPCs by telling them that it's a dream. Usually for me they just shrug it off one way or another as though they know but can't admit it. But I came to this one area and there was this dream NPC on top of a camper or a bus or something. Anyways, what was bizarre was he said something like "Yeah, you're right. Good for you, you finally figuring it out". Then he told me to look up and the sky was like Van Gogh's starry night but moving. Next he said it was time to wake up. Then I got that white tunnel and sense of movement/falling and woke up. That dream NPC took control over my lucid dream and forced me to wake up bruh. But I guess that's one of the many playful tricks of the mind.
>>42156431>you finally figured it out*I can't recall if it was a playful jab or condescending in tone
>>42156033Tried accessing the Akashic Records in my dream one night. Ended up dreaming about myself as a child, one of my past loves, and discovering what I believe to be my years remaining. The counter said 37 so either I die at 37 or I have 37 more years, but I know somehow that it has to do with my passing (I believe it to be the latter)
>>42156431I never teased the dream frens before like that, that’s funny. I have had dreams though where as soon as I realized I was dreaming I started kissing and fondling the nearest woman in the dream with me, but they always consented and were happy to put out and participated in my sex dream enthusiastically. Although their appearance sometimes changes from one girl to another during. I don’t have any sick fantasies or fetishes or anything so I don’t want to do anything weird to them anyway so it never gets dark at all unless I lose control.As for me, the best lucid dream experiences I have had always involved music. I’m a little bit musically inclined, I can play the drums and a little guitar, but I’m not really particularly talented at either and I don’t even know sheet music. But in my dreams I can belt out anything on any instrument. I can just play a guitar just like I’m ringing a bell, and also I can hear full accompaniment with bass and drums while I’m doing it and the music is always unbelievably beautiful, like the greatest arena rock ballads you ever heard. Those are some of my favorite dreams. Other than that I do a lot of flying.
>>42156033I don't dream
I wasnt lucid but I typed this up on my phone immediately after waking up from a dream in December 2023. My heart was racing when I woke up.
>>42156033Boxing in a dream and then having learned the moves instantly in OTL.Seeing historical "fantasy" and then finding out it was real historical events.Unfortunately, I never dreamed about finances, money or any investment tips.
>>42156475That sucks
>>42156033I had one where I asked or decided to see God and started seeing a bunch of cellular automata.
>>42156033idk about weirdest but a few months ago i had one where we were boarding a large ship, like an impossibly tall cruise ship. the boarding process was dangerous because you could fall to your death easily, and i slipped off the side but went lucid and flew back up and sort of became un-lucid. then i boarded the ship and spent like an hour trying to navigate between floors to get to my cabin but each floor was like a backrooms floor crossed with literal clownworld, more like a kid's playplace than a liminal space. i also traversed some floors via the deck of the ship but in crew and maintenance areas that passengers can't enter, and it was similarly bizarre, labyrintine, and abstract.
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I need help understanding what I just woke up from:I just woke up from a dream where my wife and I were running away from an active shooter and got split up. After the shooting ended I came out to find her, and I kept calling her cell phone but no answer. After the 4th try, my son finds me suddenly and my wife picks up the phone.As she picks up the phone I "wake up" but only wake up in a dream where I woke up. But I'm next to my wife in bed holding the phone that she's answering and she's on the other line. I'm relieved that we both survived and shocked that somehow her "dream self" is on the other line while her "real" self is next to me, so I ask her if she wants to say hey to herself in the dream. She says "hey" and when the voice on the other line says "hey", there's this demonic static back and forth between her and the phone. It's almost as if I broke some sort of plane by letting them speak to each other. My head starts to burn, like my brain is being fried or electrocuted and I scream myself awake. Was this demonic or something interdimensional going on? I have never experienced this sort of thing.
>>42156033haven't had a dream in a few years. been on the thc. back when i slept a lot, my recurring dreams sometimes turn into lucid dreams. some of the dreams are flashbacks to when I was a zogbot, but they aren't exactly the same. in one dream, i will be walking through a huge military field command building. if any of you have ever been in one of these, it is all plywood, zipties, water bottles hung on doors to keep them closed, real slum shit, but with high tech everywhere.in that dream, i am constantly coming back on base after a mission, except i never actually make it anywhere in the dream. hours and hours, like the backrooms, except there are people there, soldiers and such, who say hi to me as I walk by, ask me how it went, etc... like normal. except in this dream, i am constantly having to pull bedsheets aside to walk into the next room or hallway (another typical sight in those field bases) and other such things. it is like a huge labyrinth and i know exactly where i need to go, but it never happens. it is like walking around in full kit for about 6 hours, except in dream time, it is muuuuuch longer. i also have flashback dreams to being on a submarine, except it isn't the same one i was on. in those, there are always secret rooms on the boat which i never knew about, like the lounge where all the couches are and some secret weapon room or whatever.once a recurring dream happens enough, i can make it somewhat lucid. in the field base dream, I have gotten lucid, asked people about it being a dream world, tried to get away, etc... no one there does the weird thing where they kick you out of the dream for noticing, they just shrug their shoulders and agree.
>>42156033I realized I was dreaming and told a woman in my dream that she wasn't real. This was the first time I'd done this immediately after learning that you're NOT supposed to do that. Her expression turned instantly from cheerful to threatening and she said "No, but I will be." And then I woke up.
>>42156033i've only had onei was in a dark room with a bed in the centre. laying on the bed was gordon ramsey in his chef's whites. i thought "wtf, this is a dream!" but never woke up.gordon then transformed into a naked jennifer lawrence. we banged for hours. i woke upo the next day with an image of her breasts burned into my retinas and feeling like i'd had no sleep whatsoever. because i hadn't. i'd literally been dream banging for 6 hours.
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>>42161913>expression turned instantly from cheerful to threatening and she said "No, but I will be."You'll soon be raped by femdemons in your sleep or even in your reality
>>42161913>Her expression turned instantly from cheerful to threatening and she said "No, but I will be."based
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>>42156033I'm dreaming it right now. Iykyk.
>>42156033I've only had one dream I was sure I was lucid, and my lucidity was triggered by the presence of my childhood fear at the time, which was tornadoes. The fear triggered my awareness. I then got scared and wanted to wake up. I pounded on my window in the dream and eventually woke up. Speaking of lucid dreaming I wanted to intentionally trigger them. Is there anything I should know? I have a paranoia that a passing fearful thought would manifest something. I chickened out last night after I went into sleep paralysis. My mind has done funny things in that state before.
When I was a little kid and had a fever, I’d have the same dream every time I fell asleep. I was in a khaki-colored room, octogonal (or perhaps with a few more sides, not sure.) and as long as I was standing in a “corner” I was safe. Whenever I tried to run to another corner, a bunch of boulders (or sometimes dinosaurs) also khaki colored, would chase after me - and always stop when I reached the next corner; as if they were always trailing one corner behind me.Haven’t had the dream since I was six or seven, but I still remember it clearly because of how vividly and frequently it came to me.
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