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what was your last purchase from the witch at your local crystal shoppe?
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>>42160360
I bought a tarot deck from aliexpress
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>>42160360
I wish my town had witches in crystal shops.
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>>42160360
>witch
That’s a warlock, if you catch my drift
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Beautiful woman. She exudes an energy of sweetness.
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>>42160360
a quartz crystal with weed in it
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>>42160388
a great magic man then.
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>>42160360
what the fuck is that midriff nigga
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>>42160360
Incense. Nag Champa and sage.
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>>42160360
That foid is not good breeding stock.
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>>42160520
Talk like a civilized person faggot
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>>42160360
She's not fat. Wow. She must be super young then. Or maybe she's not into eating too much and likes to walk a lot. Her mid riff <3
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The fact that this is AI is the spookiest part.
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I think it was a pendulum. Mm, maybe a mortar and pestle. I dont remember
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I find this 4chan tradition of making a thread just to share a webm of a pretty girl so weird. The girls are always the same exact "type" of pretty as if to condition us to prefer it. You never get to see her personality or anything. I think its part of the conspiracy to keep men single because they stop valuing charisma or intelligence and just want a thing to look at.

Anyways I bought ingredients for a road opening and success mojo bag.
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some incense and a book if I remember correctly.
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>>42161796
Was there a petite tight young cutie working behind the counter?
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There are multiple in my city as it's full of hippies and leftist women. I bought a tarot deck from one.
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>>42160360
I bought a book about Radionics
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>>42160360
20 Rothmans.
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>>42161091
gay
go back 2 reddit or an anime board if you dislike pretty girls
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>>42160360
>ai generated
y r u glownig
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>>42162982
kys retard
>>42161091
based
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>>42160360
>Piercings
Barferoonis. Into the biohazard trash she goes
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>>42161091
>personality
>woman
what, being a whore? lel no thx
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>>42163015
>ai generated
It's clearly not, just look at the text in the background. ai always fucks up written words, but everything in that video checks out as being consistent and legible. Not everything is ai and not everyone is a glowie.
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>>42161091
I understand your sentiment but you are overthinking it bro. It's literally just meant to activate dopamine neurons "pretty girl" so the OP can attract attention and (You)s for his thread. The girl archetype appeals to socially insecure 4chan weaboos because she doesn't look like a "Stacey". It's that simple.

I do agree it's annoying though.
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>>42163353
grandpa you have to go back
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>>42163362
it was requested by the indian costumer
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b00ba
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I rape for she
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>>42163371
Your grandma won’t have me back, son. Not since i gave her the AIDS.
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>>42161859
fat middle aged woman.
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Weed, and METH
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>>42161091
>charisma or intelligence
girls don't need any of that lmao wtf
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>>42160360
datamining thread
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who is this semen demon?
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Uestion for all the anons that know about witches. Do witches need servants? Can you ask a witch to become her servant?
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>>42165605
If you seek, you shall receive.
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>>42160360
I got a statue of Lord Shiva for my altar.
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>>42165611
Where do I seek?
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>>42160360
It’s not fair that I don’t find these qt 3.14 hippie crystal chicks
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>>42165665
Find the cute witch that you want to enslave you.
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>>42161091
>The girls are always the same exact "type" of pretty
Yes, soulless NPC whores. I would if I could.
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>>42161091
>women
>charisma
>intelligence
you will never understand it will you?
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>>42165972
Every board really is infected with gender dysphoria.
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>Pondering the orbs
My last purchase was a bunch of benzoin.
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>>42164897
oh no (((they))) know we bought trinkets and books but mostly argued about women on 4chan. Like I'm pretty paranoid dude but c'mon.
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random chance or is the cosmos sending us all a message?
perhaps it's time to purchase a crystal from the local witch?
something to ponder...
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>>42166664
>correlation = causation
it's almost as if you want (((them))) to know you only clicked this thread because of pic related to
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>>42160360
> what was your last purchase from the witch at your local crystal shoppe?
vacuum spell, and it was under the table, if you know what i mean
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>>42160360
Mushrooms
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>>42160360
>florida chick
Are fake teeth a type of crystal meth?
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>>42160360
been a hot minute. i think it was my selenite. either that or my wooden rune set
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>>42160360
I had an idea of a hematite and black tourmaline rosary with the crucifix made of iron with a hidden blade. Praying the Saint Michael Novena on it would make it extra potent. I think I'm gonna pick up jewelry making, sand casting, etc bros.
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>>42160503
lol
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>>42160360
A 12 sided gold ring.
- Rings are great random number generators because they can be spun fast enough to accumulate various forms of entropy.
- I can note the surface I've selected and use ESP to estimate where the hallmark is relative to my finger.
- 12 sides means that I can practice by recording a sufficiently precise numerical score for each estimation attempt by providing a form of objective feedback.
Great way to pass the time and practice precognition, <whatever being able to perceive solid objects or text like the hallmark is called>.
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Looks like the lanky girl at church.
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>>42167704
great buy, I know what you mean, the area under a table gets dirty with crumbs and bits of food gotta vacuum that up
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>>42160360
A starter/learner tarot deck and a vape pen, years ago. Funny shit, I'm not gifted at any sort of divination except radiesthesia with pendulums. Now at that, I was super good even as a kid, father had a chart book with an included pendulum that I nabbed and began practicing with. Found a lot of lost stuff and used the charts to ask questions and find out secret personal stuff about people. Everything else, tho, I'm blind.
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A tarot reading
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>>42168904
>radiesthesia
Because what you need in a place like Chernobyl is a crystal bender
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>>42160360
I remember going to this science shop near where I lived as a kid and looking at all the cool rocks and dead insect collections. Those were good times.
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>>42160385
They're just really bitchy white women who only fuck chad. Don't get the idea that you'd have a chance with them.
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>>42168974
Pretty sure my brass pendulum would steer me clear of Pripyat if I asked it "Where can I get a good location for a roadside picnic?"
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Parchment paper and a book about the swastika
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>>42170341
does this technique work?
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>>42171114
yes if youre charismatic/not ugly
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>>42161067
>>42168904
can't you just tie anything to a string and it's a pendulum? why buy one?
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whats her name tho
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>>42174454
I believe nametag says Sophie bit it might be a fake name. Sometimes stores use fake name tags so employees don't get harassed/stalked
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>>42174473

yeah i found their tiktok now,her voice killed my boner,yikes
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>>42160360
How do I purchase the witch? I would let her practice rituals on me.
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>>42174576
Can I practice rituals on you anon-kun?
Nyaaa~
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>>42174679
>assault sorcery
As in... sexual assault sorcery? Coom-powered witchcraft?
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>>42174693
A cautionary jest, there's traditions which manslaughter with mutilation, eat a bit and the severed part becoomes a relic to coerce you into obeying (your Spirit).
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>>42171222
oh :(
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This is cursed AI. No American woman selling crystals is that skinny in the year of our Lord 2026. Nice try Eglin.
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>>42174950
Lol I have met one that wasn't fat. You're obsessed
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>>42174950
Maybe she has fat absorbing crystals?
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>>42160969
>>42174950
Damn it might be. That hair pushback looks a little sus, crazy how good it's getting. It's probably a year until it's impossible to tell
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AI cant make perfect backgrounds like that you fucking retard fags
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>>42174962
isn't that charcoal or salt? spill some grease, toss some charcoal on it, wipe it up...
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witches rule
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>>42175657

theres one woman that they call barbie on this store tiktok who is hot as fuck,they know what they doing with hiring this demons
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>>42171222
OK so no.
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>>42160360
>>42175657
have you seen those fag propaganda videos of e-whores wearing military uniform telling you to die for israel? same shit here
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>>42175657
Tunnel snakes rule
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>>42160360
SEX SEX SEX FEET CUM TUMMY AWOOOOOOOOOOOOGA
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>>42176801
what e-whore convinced you to post this stupid shit
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>>42177386
Probably some nasty Israeli bitch
Those people are horrible
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Books, nothing too wowing, and a drum.
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I bought a couple ounces of loose leaf black tea - some good quality stuff with vanilla mixed in - and also some rooibos tea.
Didn't buy any crystal magic stuff.
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>>42160360
>>42175657
Is this in Austin?
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>>42160360
>henna on her hands
that is so fucking hot you guys have no idea how erotic this is to me
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>>42169075
Everyone in my country is white
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i bet her pussy smells so nice
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>>42175403
la la la
it doesn't matter
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>>42177861
was it magic tea?
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>>42167468
>something to ponder...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQZ1swRf7so
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who i have to summon to get a cutie like this my bros
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>>42183699
>Anons would summon demons before talking to a girl
To get girls you have to talk to them
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>>42183908
Difficult. To get demon you just need to summon.
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>>42179964
what kind of AI modle it is? My colleague is asking me
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I went into a crystal shop like this looking for a birthday present for someone who likes minerals and shit. It was a bunch of witchy new-age nonsense inside and there definitely weren't any cuties at the counter but two obnoxious commie boomer hags. Didn't find what I was looking for.

Later went to a legit no-nonsense mineral shop and found some really cool fossils that made a nice gift.

I don't know if crystals are magic but the people who think they are tend to be crazy.
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>>42160360
Sauce? What is this shop
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>>42183981
tell your colleague that it's just WAN 2.2 with custom adaptation hastily trained on short clips from Sophie's tiktoks, capturing her essence into a file on disk
then make sure to ask your colleague what their last purchase from the witch at their local crystal shoppe was so that we can stay on topic
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>>42179964
>>42184280
Very impressive quality.
https://youtu.be/UHeqLMTSVX0
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>>42184280
Colleague sending blessing anon
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>>42184280
>not having her briefly display reptilian or grey alien features to fuck with schizo anons
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>>42160360
>Do you have spells to make it so my wife no longer poops and farts?
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>>42169075
>They're just really bitchy white women who only fuck chad
Um so they're regular white women?
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>>42185842
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>>42160366
Which one?
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>>42175657
AI swill
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>everything's computer
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>>42186755

i want to smell her



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