someone (maybe government) testing new technology opens a goddamn BLACK HOLE in the sky over norwayWatch this fucking unbelievable shit.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoTnLTViHJMdid anyone ever figure this out?or are we still sticking with the goofy jewpedia claim of it being ballistic missile smoke?
It reminds me of Uzumaki.
I can't tell you about any Norway spirals but I can tell you about my Norwood spiral lmao I'm bald as hell
>>42174550if you sleep upside down, gravyt will bring your hair back to your head
>>42174289I posted pics of 'em all over Quora saying they were portals to Hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4nR4rxVnUwThis is just a response to OP's image which was 100% a SpaceX rocket.
it is plasma not a black hole, idk if the cause was really a missile but just plasma
>>42174720>plasma>not DEWs
>>42174674the norway thing was a russian missile that screwed up. high altitudes and malfunctioning solid rocket motors can create some pretty wild effects
>>42174799>missile that screwed upIt's always just a super conventional ballistic weapon and it's always just a little screw up, whoops. Every time.
>>42174819funny how it looks exactly like known and observed rocket launches, but i guess this one is a super special one instead.
>>42175087People who don't understand basic geometric concepts struggle with illusions created by perspective views of complicated shapes especially those in motion or affected by optical conditions such as mirage or reflection. There is enough real stuff out there that it's very unfortunate that the lower level of intelligence is caught up in the first optical illusion they find. If you could see the spiral from the side view you can see the gas moving away from the center as it moves forward. These people who are confused about basic geometry also tend to be vulnerable to fladerf theories of confusion. Neat.. and maybe was intended to be secretly launched.. but nothing else out of the ordinary. Human technology going wrong.. and not in any extraordinary way.Definitely not a black hole. Would probably not have an earth left to watch the scene from if they ever accidentally activated some alien technology that was capable of doing that >>42174580That's pretty funny but anything endorsing the abrahamic faiths is an abomination.
>>42174289We all know the evil billionaires like Rothschild do weird stuff and play mad scientist god/devil. This is what happens when people quest for power. They know no bounds and lose all integrity and become reckless and such. They are unhinged corrupted individuals and cults and they are a threat to life on earth to say the least. Literal monstrous people. Demons
>>42175119>spiral of blue energy creating a super white spot lasting a minute>black hole darker than the night sky suddenly opens>even has gravitational lensing>"its jus rocket geometry bro"that is some "swamp gas" tier shitgo fuck yourself
>>42176095It must hurt to be that dumb
>>42174289I membah
>>42174799post evidence of any other time a rocket did the same things or fuck off
>>42174289This also happened while Obama was in Norway specifically and I remember this was blamed on some kind of missile launch
what a pathetic turnout to this topic, I would have expected a bigger reactionthe average christcuck thread gets 100x more response and doesn't even have recorded video of its loony claimsgo to hell you limpdick faggots
>>42177282Here's a few that took me 20 seconds to find you lazy faggot.https://www.gi.alaska.edu/news/giant-spiral-appears-alaska-skyhttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c241073v66johttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c241073v66jothis is why people like you fall for all the woowoo and nobody takes you seriously.
https://www.nbcboston.com/news/local/spiral-light-sky-massachusetts-maine-new-hampshire-rhode-island/3840087/
>>42179074too bad for you that's not actually evidence, just hearsay they got from the governmentnotice they blame specifically "spacex", because they know that name holds so much cachet in the minds of you tards that you're more apt to believe them that waythey didn't have "spacex" in 2009 though so they just blamed it on russia, the previous boogeyman of all things science and tech
>>42179109>SHOW ME THE EVIDENCE OR FUCK OFF>NOOOOO NOT THAT EVIDENCEevery single time. carry on schizo.
>>42174720This. Disinfo again and again. >Black hole> portal to hellNo, just plasma. Heated gaz. With directed energy weapons.
>>42179109>they didn't have "spacex" in 2009and again you display your laziness. spacex launched a bunch of stuff to orbit in 2009, and even if they didn't what would it matter since its the rockets that do this and rockets are all kind of similar. ffs you people are dumb
>>42179109Or… it’s just what happens in atmosphere when plasma is discharged or created by something going super fast. Jfc are you really this retarded? What else is going up there in the sky doing that? Nothing besides missiles snd spacex. Look I wanna believe in all the woo but you are just making yourself look beyond stupid. Look up the squatting man symbol and its connection to plasma, electric universe theory etc. Ancients saw this too, in different shapes from different plasma/cosmic events. Cosmic serpent and so on.
>>42179120Plasma is not just heated gas it is another form of matter. Goddamn public school failed you.
CERN opened up a portal
>>42179112NTA. Let's be real, rocket smoke doesn't create a great white spot in the sky that turns into a black hole with gravitational lensing.No matter how much sophistry you muster to try claiming it does, it just doesn't.
>>42179139prove your gravitational lensing is there
>>42175119Everyone is stupid, except for you.I don't even know what it would look like if payload of CCN aerosol was dumped into space where it would disperse in a spectacular spiral from being driven from out of the gravitic space crafts own drive field, where it spreads far and begins its slow descent into the atmosphere where it will alter weather as it gently gets pulled in. What would that look like?
>>42179122Ay, but NPC midwits like you hadn't heard of spacex back then, not until many years later. Once you had, your script was updated to dismiss all bizarre atmospheric events as spacex tomfoolery.Let's face it. If that stupid company never existed you fucking morons would still be pinning everything on russian mad science like you used to, and before russia the "nazis," and before them the devil. You're such a putz.
>>42179074>appeal to authority fallacy
>>42179276>give me evidence of other examples of this spiral thing!!!>rejects all evidence of other spiral thingstypical schizo thunk
>>42176656>holier than thou>passive agressive tone>oh my soincerino!Tipical redditor or glownigger larping as one
>>42179128>it can't be super sekrit gov't shit because some redditor thinks and feels that its silly >Jfc are you really this retarded?Plato man cave is not hard to understand, but not for you, so ask that question yourself, faggot.And learn to shut up already.
