Is there any rational explanation for this phenomenon?
nobody willingly goes to waffle houseyou are chosen to be there
so was he teleported 40 miles, or did he fly in his car for 50 miles?
>>42178147YeahThey’ve had this tech since at least the 60’sAndrew Basiago goes into more detail on itMany sports stadiums have underground jump rooms. Weapons manufacturers have them too
>>42178183His memory is a little hazy
The rational explanation is that he teleported. Welcome to learning that reality is fake and gay.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfrQwmI2-VQ
>talk on the phone while driving>suddenly feel yourself flying through the air in your car>wake up in a ditchreal paranormal
>>42178147>"Dude I heckin' teleported into a flipping waffle house after I didn't check my fanum tax whilst doing the nae nae!"Yeah this is a fake story using the "Waffle House" meme as promotional spice.
>>42178147They just drugged him bro I feel bad for the guy
>>42178147There's a secret to the keypad that only the phone companies know. You can use them to literally go anywhere.
>>42179849Are you a phone company, anon?
>>42178915Source?
>>42178632waa thinking DUI coverup.More than half this thread believes it.
>>42178147The tech exists and coming from a fema worker who could lose his job for saying these things makes it more believable
Why was there a waffle house in a ditch in the air?